Kim Jong Il Makes First Appearance Since Stroke

[HOMEnHIGH]

I'm Kim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Kim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Kim Shady Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Y'all act like you never seen a wop before Jews all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first get divorced throwing her over furniture. It's the return of the Oh wait, no way, your kidding, He didn't just kill all thoes motherfuckers did he?"

[Eddyisrich403]

he's dead

[Airforcebz]

Kim Jong II is the true Leader his ready to kick any one who bring bullshit to him! Thump up if you agree.

[Amish234]

@Airforcebz Lolwat?

[germanMasterroach]

@Airforcebz You sir, are a dick

[Ferg1x]

@Airforcebz AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JIAsheraw]

disgusting fat fuck

[ProudRussianSavage]

@JIAsheraw Disgusting fuck maybe, but FAT? Look closer.

[JIAsheraw]

@ProudRussianSavage lol true..

[1337Wunderbaum]

Fucking shoe add I DONT WANT YOUR UGLY SHOES!

[Maurjen]

its such a shame no north korean civilian has the will to fight against the communist leader. Countries turn into wreck cause by either communism and/or abusing human rights

[ChocolateLoverHAHA]

i bet he's gonna be the trigger to WW3

[ARMENH91]

@ChocolateLoverHAHA

don't say stupid shit like that , I bet you'll get on your knees if you see Kim Jong II in person He has enough money and power to get rid of your family existence think twice b4 u say sumtin mufucka

[ChocolateLoverHAHA]

@ARMENH91 wtf? are you actually defending that evil bastard? you have got some issues....

[ARMENH91]

@ChocolateLoverHAHA

How do you know he's evil ? Prove it without pointing out critics.

You stupid piece of shit. It's idiots like you who make a bad name out of people who try to keep their country strong .

[unifieddynasty]

@ARMENH91 You're awesome.

[wowdoomblood12]

FUCK KIM AND HIS COUNISTIC ASS FUCK YOU IM RUSSIAN

[GummyBrains]

@wowdoomblood12 Russia just got a whole lot cooler.

[IloveMIT8923]

You people do realize that once Kim Jong Il's son takes power a "great cleansing" will begin.  So you people don't want him to die, except for me, I WANT WW 3 to start!

[liamjfriel]

Long live Comrade Kim!

[TheGamerLand]

why can't he just die?

[DemitriRas]

His lunch lady outfit is too big for him now...sad.

[SlyFly101]

he's a social recluse with no friends lol

[guitarist4747]

damn right he needs brain surgery

[MATRIX0MAN007]

He works with Satan!!!! That evil little bastard

[MATRIX0MAN007]

These dumbasses don't relies he's a phycopath. He's gonna spew out some radiation bombs(nuke) at our country. His prison is a pit of hell dude! Were screwed if he launches a nuke, probably leading to world war3. So if you guys like him, watch how America gasses north Korea and sends it to hell in world war 3... enough said

[Lonsoleil]

I got all happy for a second until I noticed that this video was posted back in 2009.

[andrtaker]

@ whoyouu too bad its not happening sooner and when it does, it will be the other way around.

[AlabamaSoldier]

Kim Jong Il is still alive. The rocket launch was a test of his latest free!people-gun. And Barrack Obama was doing something useless, as usual.

Just another day on planet Earth.

[exitdogger]

@AlabamaSoldier Did you serve in Korea? If so let me know what year..I was there during 1983 about 3 miles from the DMZ.

[AlabamaSoldier]

@exitdogger No. Never been to Korea in my life. What was it like over there?

[exitdogger]

@AlabamaSoldier For the most part..that whole year is a blast and is a really special memory for me now. Seoul and Pusan are huge an very modernized but the smaller villages closer to the DMZ were wild little "shanty" towns with makeshift clubs designed to attract G.I.s. Let me know if your on facebook and I'll send you a page to check out...it has several photos from the camp I was at takes in 1984 just after I was there.

[bahkeru645]

is he taking a bath?

[smeatonlad]

N.K isn't Communist...dumbasses.

[MrTonychester]

@smeatonlad i beleive it is...

[noob1138]

@smeatonlad

Why not?

[KillaUsman786]

The next Hitler!

[B3y0ndDeath]

@KillaUsman786 Howz he the next hitler?

[noob1138]

@B3y0ndDeath

explain why not?

[B3y0ndDeath]

@noob1138 Hes not targeting jewz.

[kazimann]

Excellent to see the Dear Leader back again! 

[MrTonychester]

@kazimann dear leader?! are you insane?

[whoyouuu]

ok america looks like we got to nuke so more asians

[ByronTehNoob]

I hope he dies he seems like a bastard :S

[parafleet]

This man and his cronies aren't a comedy joke. They have thousands of people locked up in concentration camps, suffering and dying. This man and his cronies need to suck warsteel and be put 6 feet under.

[SuperHeroMan411]

Please have another.

[Jokerhamil]

He rooks so ronery.

[beyondsupreme]

he is like a Santa Claus. because he made a nuke for americans

[beyondsupreme]

they already made a new nuclear silo to launch thier nukes for U.S.

[evanrbk]

@baal1985, are you serious? This man is crazy. One of the worst people to ever walk the planet. He is unstable and dangerous. Don't even say he's a good person, or else you are trash

[Evilfisher]

just another fabricated lie by the western media. there was tons of footage of him while he was "missing" srsly look it up

[jchez4327]

Bring on the Strokes! Strokes! Strokes! Strokes! Strokes!

[Baal1985]

lets celebrate the greatest, the best, the most loved leader in modern history. This man is loved by his friends, feared by his foes and adored by his subjects, he has brought unbounded prosperity to his country. Lets hail Kim Jong-il! Happy Birthday to the dearest leader man has even known

[noob1138]

@Baal1985

F you.

You are just as dumb as the people who claim Hitler is a Messiah.

[Baal1985]

@noob1138 do people have a problem with irony?

[noob1138]

@Baal1985

what do you mean?

[Baal1985]

@noob1138 my message where I "praise" Kim Jong Il is clearly meant ironically, I mean I thought that was pretty clear, please!

[nosupa]

North will dominate the fucking south. And U.S. stay out of the shit. Stop being heros for once.

[RabosTroll]

Kim Jong played to much war games

[RabosTroll]

Kim Jong Il is a hunk if shit

[pissofass]

he needed that brain surgery

[mikeplay007]

Kim rulsssss

[RayfieldA]

Possibly an impostor...

[mathias921]

fuck you man, god damn adds.

[soco13466]

Kim Jung is Ill

[StudMuffiine]

60k viewer!

[PhillipJBurton88]

So how tall is the little cuss? 3'5"?

[SpiritWanderer91]

well now hes "kim jong healthy" again >.<

[kefer123622]

Hahah, he looks like a poor little senile old man, doesn't look like he could do much damage at all.

[baranelitez]

PUBRIC APPEARANCE

[tiensh]

few years time... few years time... indeed... he will die.

[zakipad]

LOL HOWD HE GET THAT SKINNY?! LOL

[Unmatchable3]

I will pay $1million dollars to go see kim jong il in person

[superiormentality]

@Unmatchable3 id spend my million better by paying for school and getting an education and perhaps violin lessons instead.And if i ever want to speak to evil spirits il save my million and buy a ouija board instead.

[magbi18]

i thought it's the ghost of ghostfreak i mean kim jong il

[SaMoHi14]

I was hoping they had put Kim Jong Il into orbit.

[RagingBubuli]

Kim Jong Il is too fat for a communist.

[AkumaPB]

@RagingBubuli Did you not just see him? hes thinner

[Spinjunky411]

kim jung ill sit on my face!!!!

[VegitoVai90]

I AM ABOVE THE RAW!

[roudy1689]

"oh reary?"

[allwittynamestaken]

"he recieved a standing ovation" like they have freedom of choice, =)

[EWalk131]

so ronery and sadry arone...

[osumruss]

Aww, so close.

[xstreetmarinex]

@osumruss

Just when u thought he finally died! Oh well he is old he will prob have another or choke on pork rice!

[Nichen]

Well...Roneryness makes people gray

[TheoMarkAllen]

TROLL ON IL

[legendarybloodfang]

after this asshole dies his asshole son is going to take over

[SenseiDonGraham]

He's just Ronery!

[Didac1111]

I know the dictator of North Korea is the only one who has internet in NK. So he can go on youtube and see this video. and may be he can even read what I'm writing here. and I would like to say to him: Just because you accidentily killed your brother doesn't mean that other people have to suffer also. Now please be a man and say: Ok, that's it, it has been long enough now, now I'm going to make my people very happy by just opening the borders. PARTY TIME in North Korea finally!!

[anticliche321]

He received a standing novation because they are all afraid of being shot.

[confederacysoldier]

North Korea = Evil

[IIBMX4everII]

my idel

[qwertyhjklzxcv]

why dont americans just leave north korea alone, if they do something terrorizing, then can the other nations can start mocking them for having their own lifestyle, just because they live a whole different life than yours, doesnt mean you have to mock them. I mean, you say "Wow the people of north korea are so oppressed etc" when there are places with much larger oppression, like in africa, the gaza strip, etc. Leave north korea alone. They're country, they're livelihood. Thanks.

[xXredaxe13Xx]

@qwertyhjklzxcv

Clearly a north korean. learn to speak engrish much goodry before make posts try to sound smart on youtube or you wirr be get trorred. thank you prease

[qwertyhjklzxcv]

@xXredaxe13Xx lol im not north korean

[testnumberone1]

@qwertyhjklzxcv I dont know what you're smoking but everyone knows that North Korea is a major threat. And did you not hear about the recent artillery strikes between North Korea and South Korea?

[qwertyhjklzxcv]

@testnumberone1 everyone knows the United states is also a major threat. 15,000 in afghanistan, 1.5 million iraqis dead, since 1948, the US has tried to over throw over 50 foreign governments, they call arabs terrorists, but tell me whats more of a threat to human society, is it home made IEDs, or mindless drones killing off human lives?

What they did in hiroshima, that was terrorism.

What they did in Fullujah, that was terrorism.

Black water, That is terrorism.

Everyday, USA, That is terrorism.

[xXredaxe13Xx]

@qwertyhjklzxcv If a government body issues an attack it is an act of war. technically not terrorism. you are just an uneducated european/asian who hates the US..

[qwertyhjklzxcv]

@xXredaxe13Xx I dont hate the US, I hate the way they are indirectly brainwashing their people.

The definition of Terror, in the dictionary, is, violent or destructive acts

Such as bombing committed by groups in order to intimidate a population,

Or government into granting their demands.

The US has nuclear power, why dont they fight themselves?

Read about the history of the place that you live in.

[qwertyhjklzxcv]

@xXredaxe13Xx Building 7 was terrorism Nanothermite was terrorism Diego Garcia was terrorism, The Contras was terrorism, Phosphorous that burns hands - that is terrorism, Irgun and Stern Gang that was terrorism, What they did in Hiroshima was terrorism, What they did in Fallujah was terrorism, Mandela ANC - that was terrorism, Jerry Adams IRA - that was terrorism, Eric Prince black water - it was terrorism, Oklahoma, McVeigh - that was terrorism, Everyday USA ,UK- that is terrorism,

[nongthip]

Launching rockets, bragging about nuclear capability, sinking south Korean ships, and shelling Yeonpyeong island. The little boy is screaming for attention about once a month lately. China, their only potential savior, is backing down support and the clock is ticking for when the north Korean dictator(s) will collapse. Kim Jong Il's dying wish may be suicidal. Just wait until those 25 million prisoners get a whif of freedom and maybe a Samsung smart phone (oh and three square meals per day).

[directorlog]

haha - look at there space control center - looks like a cemetery.

[LuckyBambooExpert]

I was hoping he died. Well not to long, hes a fat old piece of shit anyways.

[harrysmallsisskeptic]

@LuckyBambooExpert what dude il's a tight mother fucker dude,fuckin great leader dude!

[LuckyBambooExpert]

@harrysmallsisskeptic Why is he a great leader? Because his people have no freedom and live in fear everyday?

[harrysmallsisskeptic]

@LuckyBambooExpert yes thats exactly why,duh stupid!

[DeeCODAddict]

his son will be the anti-christ! :P

[markybeardmore]

leave him alone guys

hes so ronery

[KVNWSHRE5]

Its a shame our children will not live long... sigh...

[MEareCAT]

They have no choice but to give that evil freak a standing ovation! Shame he didn't die from his stroke. North Korean's shouldn't have to suffer because of that psychotic cunt.

[MrLinolinares]

@ :26 there's thousands of Kim Jongs

[parafleet]

ONE day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny Went up to the front with a menu and his money He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?" The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac! You be illin' KIM JONG ILLIN

[TheMrMadchester]

Kim Jong-Il what an absolute 1st class wanker!...shame on him and shame onbt that fuck up of a country

[antakyusilo]

EVERYBODY EMBRACE ISLAM..THERE WILL BE NO MORE WAR..OK

ALLAH WILL BLESS U _KIM JONG II

[bombsquad817]

@antakyusilo fuck isshlam, and every other religion. that shit is a bunch of hodge-podge bullshit.

[BobFard]

@antakyusilo no

[halo4019]

why is he not dead so many asians live so long why cant he fucking die already?

[Obstkuchen14]

North Korea: What happens when someone with the IQ of a Justin Bieber fangirl leads a country

[AnnAnime]

Mean people live longer cause God gives them a chance to change their ways

[SupremeManiac92]

@AnnAnime mean people live longer since there is no such thing as God ;)

[AnnAnime]

@SupremeManiac92 yeah you keep thinking that... just don't cry when find out there is one... oh well you have a right to believe what you want, we are free to believe what we want

[SupremeManiac92]

@AnnAnime yeah I'll cry IF "it" is real.

[rlmotionpictures]

Will it blend? - Kim Jong ll

[halo4019]

@rlmotionpictures lol

[BamBabyBrenda]

NORTH KOREA a guy escaped from there and he lived peacefully out of North Korea. My friend from south korea says that if you try to leave they kill you.

[HefferHefferHeffer]

@BamBabyBrenda They don't kill you, they torture you, and use you for human experiments, alive. And the guy that escaped, he was a soldier who mistakenly took the wrong commands and gave them out. They were going to kill him, so he got past an electric fence, dodge a fucking 2 mile mine field, and made it to South Korea. He's fucking lucky. lol, but they killed off his entire extended family. It's sad.

[BamBabyBrenda]

@HefferHefferHeffer How the hell would you know who I am talking about huh huh and no it was a different guy he snuck onto a plane!! You don't even know me and seen the guy I HAVE!! He told me everything that was going on there! I met him but now he is dead cause he was really old in the first place and yeah... but still it was a citizen not a soldeir!

[Mesarphelous]

Please die, and die painfully, you mass-murdering piece of shit.

[Hissanrach]

@Mesarphelous North Korea's civilian casualties from it's type of government are still outweighed by the Northern civilians killed during the Korean war by US and SK troops. Who is the real mass-murderer?

[Mesarphelous]

@Hissanrach False dichotomy. Both sides are evil.

[electicalfanatic]

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[declaration963]

He looks like Zombie....

[W1lL3yi53rE2k8]

he'll die in 2012 and thats when the world will end mark my words lol jokes im the north korean media :DD

[CreativeTechFilms]

damn, the assasins screwed up again, gotta stop hiring North Korean ninjas lol

[SteveDutchy]

just a bunch of robots the people who live there. emotionless freaks

[oliver1704]

ballot chioces:

1. Kim Jong Il

2. Go back to option 1

3. Vote for me or die

[JAXEVANS]

@oliver1704

So true lol

[DeidaraXSasoriRule17]

Chuck Norris has things to settle with Kim...

[Adammahon1]

i love him he is such a great man

[AldoAlonso89]

VIVA COREA DEL NORTE!!!

[brettsworld99]

go kim! we love you! glad to see u r better!

[Catfishman1209]

@brettsworld99 what the hell is wrong with you?

[Jonhny2]

Can someone with a Death Note write down his name?

[22saiyan22]

dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeee

[rollingstone80]

dictador criminal

[fuzzyboblets]

You just can't rely on strokes anymore.

[linkfreak404]

i seriously just want this guy dead....

[mrmattusftw]

is north korea built off war alone? seriously 1/3 of the yearly gdp is spent on their army to do what?

[got100nos]

fuck communism ..LONG LIVE Democracy and The United States of AMERICA and the people who belive in freedom ..

[Hoctoguy]

@got100nos You do know america is a Republic country dont you...?

[X97531X]

@got100nos ...your a republic fyi, and you vote for puppet dolls and how many courters of your ppl and gdp u want to spend on war, second your not living in freedom, from the time usa executed protesters in New york during the civil war to the students they shot outside universuties, usa never had free speach or freedom. but Nk is crap, geez can't it just sink into a black hole...

[X97531X]

@X97531X universities*

[BergenCafe]

Kim, drop dead you lidl bitch

[shin1300]

weeds are hard to kill but they can be killed or just rot to death

wonder when will this ignorant fool rot to death?

[90273494]

yeah.. he sure needs a brain surgery!!! haha



[enfinite5]

I just wanna lock that little bitch in a room and torture him

[stanleycupchamps2009]

im a korean

[ThatSkilledGuy]

whats happened to this north korea country anyone tell me lol i dont get it

[passwordo999]

can someone take a .50 cal Bullet and put it in his head? FCUKNG PLZZ! I am white, free north korea

[ISeeStars451]

When is this dumbass gunna die?

[zeke1139]

@ISeeStars451 if i had it my way he would be dead

[sethboy66]

@ISeeStars451 when chuck norris feels like it

[musmann]

The evil always lives a long time.

[gkcnae]

@musmann how is he consider evil?....im not korean however i thiknk all he want to do is help his people the south korea...to be recognize as a world cititzen...unlike suddam hussein who toture all that opposes him.....this man is different...perhaps his policy has cause the americans to consider him evil...but the mid-eastern also consider Bush to be evil....its clearly you are uneducated on history...and only listen to wat the vast majority of american says...and simply agree on them.

[tvsinesperanto]

@gkcnae "help his people the south korea"[sic]

Ummm, you do realise that Kim Jong Il is the leader of NORTH Korea, not SOUTH Korea, right?

North Korea, the communist dictatorship that spends billions on it's army but relies on international aid to feed it's people NOT South Korea, the democracy with one of the highest life satisfaction ratings in Asia.

Just checking because it sounds like you have them confused.

[gkcnae]

@musmann how is he consider evil?....im not korean however i thiknk all he want to do is help his people in da south korea...to be recognize as a world cititzen...unlike suddam hussein who toture all that opposes him.....this man is different...perhaps his policy has cause the americans to consider him evil...but the mid-eastern also consider Bush to be evil....its clearly you are uneducated on history...and only listen to wat the vast majority of american says...and simply agree on them.

[musmann]

@gkcnae uhhhhhhhhhh yea..........

[darius2025tube]

@musmann So you say he's evil and crazy... but Obama and Bushes and very good people. We hear il is crazy and evil, we hear Obama and Bush are great and wonderful. Since it's all propagande... if you think logically, it makes perfect sense that il is the only good, ethical man out of the bunch of idiots. Just because he's not a sheep... he's automatically portrayed as a terrorist in POP propaganda. I couldn't find one documentary on the guy.

[Ps3COD4Fan]

@musmann but dies in a painful way

[MEareCAT]

@Ps3COD4Fan Hopefully

[benyboi2k8]

Hes ronery reave rim arone

[tvsinesperanto]

How dare the decadent western media say he's had brain surgery. It's obviously a capitalist lie!

As everyone knows, he has no brain, so that proves it! He has no balls either, that's why he looks like a middle aged housewife. It's the lack of testosterone don't y'know?

I'm so ronery, so ronery, ronery & sadry arone

There's no one, just me onry, sitting on my rittle thwone

I work vewy hard, & make up gweat prans

But nobody ristens, no one understands

Seems like no one takes me seriousssrrry