The Better than You Caption Game #373: Caipirinha

[MrYoGhost]

Cilan: Kids... watching the Kanto season is no good

[Hawkfire360]

Cilan: Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

Pikachu: (still better than a lot of what I hear on the radio.)

[PokeCenter]

Cilan: You see, when I hold my finger like this... no matter where my finger moves, my head follows!

Ash & Iris: Umm... okay... >_> <_<

[TJAYankees1]

Cilan: I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

Ash and Iris: o.o

*And this is how Cilan lost his job but somehow eventually made it to Broadway*

Ash: How does he do this?!?

[CanesNova4]

Tsk tsk tsk

[FlukeDogg08]

I'm back. So, let's do this!

(Captions)

Cilan: And that's how I become a chef.

Ash: No kidding?

Gary: Seriously?

Cilan: Absolutely.

Iris: Wait a minute. If you're the chef, doesn't mean by...?

Cilan: Yes. I cooked perfectly and taste good, too.

Ash: (awkwardly) Okay?

[EvilMariobot]

Cilan: And that's where babies REALLY come from.

Ash: Then, what does the magical Swanna do?

Iris: SUCH a little kid!

[FlamingRuby]

@Thifer3520 Welcome back! Good to see you again!

[raddudeguy]

Cilan: Objection!

Ash: No Cilan...I object to you.

Cilan: I object to your objection by performing the counter dance! The Caprilanha!

[RobinlvGamer]

Cilan : Checkmate

Ash : But this is checkers!

Cilan : Oh, but you forgot we are playing on a chessboard.

[firemaster1337]

Cilan: Ash I told you, you couldn't fly so its your fault

Ash *angry face* well atleast I'm not a pain in the butt

Cilan: UMAD BRO?