Rick Perry Visits Ms. Bukkake's 1st Grade Class

[Texemosis]

@MrLordLaws dude, I don't think your nazi girlfriend will approve of your sexual fantasies about CrapsWithBears.

[CrapsWithBears]

Sorry lordy, getting bored. Can't play anymore. See you in your dreams ;) *big smooch*

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws Look. It's obvious you have a thing for me. So I feel I should let you know that I'm happily married to a wonderful woman. You've got to get over this and move on. For your own sake. Think of the children man!

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws Oh c'mon, you know you do. You don't have to hide it anymore. It's ... okay. It's going to be ... okay. Let that disgusting inner you out of that closet it's been locked in for all these years!! We are here for you, brother.

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws This is true. So maybe you should watch more of my vids to pick up a few tips. Keep trying, you'll get there :0)

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws Well, you seem to be giving it your best shot ;)

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws Ooo. Such vulgarity. You wouldn't want to sink to my level, would you?

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws And you're still a prick ;)

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws And that's why you are a prick ;)

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws So do you just disparage the ones you don't like, while failing to compliment the ones you do?

[CrapsWithBears]

@ItsTheSuperFly Give that man a ceee-gar! I just touched up my drawing of Condell a bit.

[CrapsWithBears]

@MrLordLaws Well, duh!! Ya know, I realize you don't like me, and that's fine. But I really am curious as to why you still watch my vids?

[madjimms]

LMFAO!

[verodefacto]

MR CRAP!!! Do you know *tears rolling down face from laughing too hard* that you are a bad human being? You are....SHIT GOTTA RUN TO THE BATHROOM!!

[Justinfh2point0]

Was he playing the banjo or jacking off?

[tattooskin72]

I think you made him too intelligent in this video ;)

[Vogter616]

@tattooskin72 yeah at least as smart as a feces throwing gorilla..

[GallusSapien]

@Vogter616 Do gorillaz do that??

[Vogter616]

@GallusSapien the gorilla in my childhood did, maybe because it was bored out of it's skull in a 10 feet by 10 feet cage..

[gothatfunk]

something tells me perry lifts his leg when he pees.

[TheStigma]

Childish stuff as usual I see?

Frankly im just a little disappointed the like that brought me here was from a person I though had somewhat more refined humor...

[IzzySpeaks]

This is much funnier BUZZED - to tears

[ravenslaves]

Why do I get the feeling that this video would have been made, even if Perry didn't exist. I think this was just an excuse to use the (very) cool (disgusting) effects.

I (fucking) love it. (ewww)

[smrne]

This is too fucking funny! LOVE IT

[VoxNeruda]

Kentucky Wonder was originally known as the Texas Pole Bean.

[SomeRandomAspie]

Probably your most inappropriate video yet, you disgusting freak...

I hope you're happy with yourself. No, I really hope you are!

I fucking love it.

[rozeboosje]

Wa... a...ahah.....AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[youngn420]

jack'n the bean stalk...LMFAO!

[AuntieDiluvian]

Grossly amusing :)

[premed2]

What was the third thing?

[rednecktrucker1969]

Would not suprise me if he wins now, thanks to this fluff piece. :)

[ozmoroid]

Dear gyawd I am never disappointed by a CrapsWithBears toon!

[htomerif]

wow, a twofer. Rick Perry and Rick Santorum in the same video.

[nicanicabad]

Brett Keane came out of his ass! How 'bout that!

[nicanicabad]

You are incredible!!!!

[GoatOfTheMountains]

Faved. :D

[CrapsWithBears]

@GoatOfTheMountains U da man goat!!

[Hereticbooks]

You're right. It is rather gross. But not as gross as Rick Perry.

[ReignbowSmite]

Not sure I liked this one... it was just potty humour.

I really enjoy your drawing technique though.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

@ReignbowSmite The entire GOP lineup is potty humor.

What makes it funny is that none of THEM, know that.

[HappyAtheist76]

Herm...? I don't know whether to laugh or watch again to figure out what to think... o__O *watches again* Nope. Still don't know. lol

[SamySantana]

This had everything...

[OutsideTheirCircle]

@kvj1989

yes picking on retards is pretty cruel

[kvj1989]

@OutsideTheirCircle That's even worse.

[CrapsWithBears]

@kvj1989 Knock yourself out! ;)

[orbnorian]

@CrapsWithBears: I just arrived here after replying to troll_kvj1989 on another site. It is a small world after all. And, I think you are sinking into the depths of your depravity; but I don't think you've reach the bottom yet.

You fill my mind with shit, and I can't get it out.... I'm a s h i t h e a d... fucking asshole ;-)

[Coughlan616]

@CrapsWithBears Aww look ..Brett keane's sock account commenting on this video because he doesnt have any real fans to do his dirty work.

[ReignbowSmite]

@kvj1989 /watch?v=jh_1CKyZVSc

[GoatOfTheMountains]

@kvj1989 Tw@t for having a hidden account. :P

[BFSmash]

@GoatOfTheMountains his twitter is easy enough to find...

[GodKillerAtheist]

@kvj1989 Flagged for false flagging =D

[kvj1989]

@GodKillerAtheist Whatever...

[Texemosis]

@kvj1989 fucking pussy.

[kvj1989]

@Texemosis How am i a pussy?

I said it like it is.

Keep kissing his butt you fucking fanboy.

[Texemosis]

@kvj1989 you are a pussy because you want to flag the video down on account of your massive butthurt. Well go ahead, flag it down, then people will all mirror the video, spread it around like a wild fire and a much wider audience will see the video.

[kvj1989]

@Texemosis Want to?

I already did.

As long as i know i flagged this down i'm good.

I don't care if it gets copied over a million times.

Keep licking ass fanboy.

[Texemosis]

@kvj1989 so... You want to help people bully Rick Perry, by helping to spread around a video about Rick Perry... and somehow this is supposed to be an action taken against bullying? lol you are a funny guy, maybe you can also help save a man's life by shooting him in the head, or help fight obesity by handing out chocolate bars... seriously, what kind of a twisted dimension do you live in?

[kvj1989]

@Texemosis So you're pro bullying, that's all i wanted to know.

Go fuck yourself.

And stop shaving his asshair fanboy

Ignored, you're replys wil be deleted without being read.

Btw every video of this user wil be flagged from now on.

As long as he keep on bullying people, i wil flag his videos.

I don't care if this video gets copied a million times because of it.

I wil only flag this user to the ground.

[yourfullofsheite]

@kvj1989 Only one thing to say to that...watch?v=-OAteMNsbN4&fea­ture

[Texemosis]

@yourfullofsheite this video clip also works very well /watch?v=x9gN2hdybFY

[dangerouslytalented]

@kvj1989 YOU are the one who is bullying. Rick Perry will probably never see it. EVER. Ever heard of the Streisand Effect? Stupid attempts to censor CrapsWithBears got him where he is today, hell I would never have heard of him had it not been for somebody trying to get his channel pulled down.

[unassumption]

@kvj1989

you um know you can't delete videos on other people's pages right?

Bullying is bull shit like all hate crimes. It's either a crime or not. I bet you feel 'bullied' because you're a fucking pussy.

[Texemosis]

@kvj1989 lol fucking dumbass, you must be a fucking troll, there's no way anyone can be as retarded as you.

[TheAtheistPaladin]

@kvj1989

"I don't care if it gets copied over a million times."

So you don't care the very thing you are trying to censor is being promoted... Then what is the point of flagging again?

[unassumption]

@kvj1989

false DMCA is a crime you know ._.

well as long as you don't care about the consequences of you actions like a little child, pussfag

[dangerouslytalented]

@kvj1989 Bullying Mrs. Bukkake or the governor of Texas?

You know how intimidated the Governor of Texas will feel by this video? Not a bit. He probably will not even see it ever.

[shrikechan]

@kvj1989 Daaaaaaw! That's so cuuuute! You *must* be a troll . . . . or a kindergardener. 

[kvj1989]

@shrikechan I'm actuely studying to be a kindergarten teacher.

So you guesed right:)

[aestevalis0]

@kvj1989  Flagged for derp.

[aestevalis0]

@kvj1989

Once again... derp. I think I see why you're going to a kindergarten teacher. Because that's the level of intelligence you somehow managed to attain. Either that or you're a pedo.

[kvj1989]

@aestevalis0 Whatever.

[aestevalis0]

@kvj1989  Really? It took you two days to come up with THAT? Thanks for confirming my suspicion that you are, indeed, a moron.

[kvj1989]

@aestevalis0 Whatever.

[aestevalis0]

@kvj1989

Man, you are really hurting me with clever retorts.

[kvj1989]

@aestevalis0 Whatever.

[aestevalis0]

@kvj1989

Wow...just wow. maybe those kindergarteners can help you come up with some better comebacks, Derpy.

[kvj1989]

@aestevalis0 Whatever.

[FelidaTheG33k]

@kvj1989 Your task for today, Mr. Future Kindergarten Teacher, is to explain the word parody in three short sentences. Perhaps then you will grasp the difference between bullying and the word you are supposed to explain. Alternatively you may write "I am a moron." on the blackboard 200 times.

[nekedemus]

Fhirstes