Pyrophobia
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  • 0:14 I'M A HOMO

  • mhfmfhfmfhphfphfhpfhmpfhmpfmhp­fmhpfhmpfmhfmhppppppppppppmhff­ffffffff mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmhphphmhpmhppppppp­pphphhpmhphmphmhpmhp!!,mphpmph­mphpmh -.-

    mphphphphphmphppphphhhphphhphm­h,

    pmhmphpmhpmhp

  • Him?

    are u suuure

  • press 7 for quiet hug!

  • stare war! 0:05

  • Sparky Was Probibly A Blue Spy

    X3

  • Sparky: shes a little cute dont you think?

    Wierd guy: i like her!

    Pyro: :D

  • SHE* is on the creepy side.

  • SPARKY IS SPY!

  • Sparky's a spy

  • Boy: Sparky,Sparky, I found this stranger on the street. Can we keep him?

    Engineer: Nope.avi

  • Dog is Spy, this boy is an Engineer

  • THAT DOG IS A SPY!

  • i dotn think pyrophobia is possible. phobias are irrational fears, and fire can do damage to you, so yeah. but all in all, i like it

  • Am I the only one that thinks the pyro looks adorable?

  • @FrenchBulldogWinston Your not alone! i love this video for some reason could it be that i LOVE pyro evern if he is a Guy/girl/cyborg/robot

  • If i ever found a pet pyro, i would be prepared for being burnt alive every moment :')

  • Um the pyros a woman...

  • @rooroo1888

    The voice actor is a male.

  • I want a pet Pyro so bad now. :C

  • I Liek him :3

  • that heavy is a SPARTA!!!!!

  • This makes me wanna hug pyro on tf2 <:3

  • And then Pyro sets his house on fire, the end! :D

  • i hate dog face

  • this made me wanna hug a pyro too

  • Stupid iPad I can never figure out this thing

  • Sparky's oddveusly

  • aww he Hug Pyro :3 cute!

  • Hey... um... Random Guy that wants to keep the pyro (I don't know his name), Don't you mean HER not HIM?

  • pyro is female, valve confirmed.

  • habahaabaa

  • AW VEGITA CAN WE KEEP HIM?

  • "I like HIM"

    I think you have a lot of enemies right now

  • @hackforloser if you mean herobrine i like herobrine too

  • I want a pet Pyro! D:

  • @PhoenixBloodKing My little Pyro, My little pyro~

    My little pyro! I used to wonder what fire could do.

    My little pyro! Until you incinerated me!

    Lots of torches! Tons of burns! A giant fire ax! and shotgun!

    Hilarious taunts is an easy feat! and fire makes it all complete when you have...

    My little pyro! You know you're my best spychecker...? [Completely ran out of idea's on the last phase]

  • @lugiarikku

    I dare you to go out and sing that song in public, see how many stares you get! :D

  • @PhoenixBloodKing The funny thing is. I DID! When I went to go pre-order soul calibur 5. I was talking to the guy at the register! After I sung it, a few black guys stared at me... but the register guy gave me a BRO HOOF! >:D YEAH!

  • @lugiarikku

    And then you went off to elope. *sniff* So beautiful.

  • I finally found this video after 30 minutes of trawling through TF2 vids!!!! Now I can go to sleep ^_^ Plus Pyro is so adorable in this XD

  • I've always found the Pyro inexplicably cute. I don't know what it is.

  • I found a stray heavy... It's pretty much loud singing and him and his sandvich sitting around. He still follows the lazer pointer though. :D

  • Behind this mask, there is only more fire.

  • AWW! lucky! i wanna find my own pyro on the street!

  • Just make sure he doesn't W+M1 all over the house.

  • i want a pyro pet! ;D

  • so this is supposto be funny?

  • DEATH STAIR

  • pyro is now a girl proof by valve and other resources

  • @zzboy27 wut? no.......

  • @zzboy27 Incorrect. Despite the retardation Valve has inflicted upon their followers, the pyro is indeed a man. Voiced by the same person who voices the Spy, what more fuckin' proof do you need that the Pyro is a man. That's not to say he isn't a bi-sexual though with the feminine and masculine poses with some special taunts. I don't know where people get it in their heads that he's a woman, because he's not.

  • @ABNSpaceCadet

    Exactly, his physique is distinctly male, and his voice is way too masculine.

  • @zzboy27 ...Another victim of valve's trolling?

  • sparky's a spy

  • Jak zobaczyłem tytuł to myślałem, że chodzi o strach przed ziemniakami (pyrami).

  • FUCK NO YOU CANT KEEP HIM! IM A BLUE SPY YOU FOO.. BWUSHSHHHHHHSHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! FUUUUUU!!!!1

  • lol

    

  • I want a Pyro he's cute c:

  • That dog is a spy! no wonder he has pyrophobia!

  • the pyro actually is alot like scout.

    both of them are a hit and run class.

  • @miauw62 dont you mean both are a pain in the ass?

  • Hey whats the name of the song you used for the video? 0:

  • SO CUTE

  • he just said :i dont think so

  • I know right?

  • aww... I don't give a shit if pyro is a man a girl or even a human... *hugs pyro*

  • Music?

  • wat was the epic music

  • THAT DOG'S A SPAH!

  • "I like him?" It's a woman, you moron!

  • @GuttenSnorre and who said that ? no one knows for sure. valve called pyro ''her'' and ''him'' in some update long time ago.

  • @dekaron12 Its her because /watch?v=irAoV3xWZng&feature=r­elated

  • @death153278 and.... that proved the Pyro is a girl HOW???

  • @weezing22arbo well she gave birth to a child in that video.

  • @death153278 when in that video exactly. Show it.

  • @weezing22arbok /watch?v=-GNnftq744I&feature=r­elated

  • @FungnubRoMCraft well it's only fan work. Unless I see official work showing Pyro as a girl, man or something else, Pyro's an IT.

  • Why is the dogs mouth on his chest?

  • what's the music's name please ?

  • Aww <3

  • @scotty9038 Pyro means someone who is obsessed with fire.

  • PYRO EES DUCK!

  • 40 people have pyrophobia

  • It's obvious. The DOG IS A SPY

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  • @GreenPepperoni99 I swear I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • pyro is a girl many people say it is a she because its been romured or mainly proven that pyro is scouts mom meaning that blue mom is a pyro for red and the dad would be blue spy so then kid would be scout mainly saying that that a happy family is playing tf2 the family of scout :D

    oh and just for the easy way its pyro is a girl and the family is scout=kid mom=pyro father=spy

  • @redfatcrystal11 i cant say how wrong you are, Watch Meet the Spy,

    Pyros body is too masculine for a woman,

    Theres many things made by valve about the pyro saying "his" or "he" but also "She"

    theres actually No gender to pyro if valve continues to mix it up like this.

    IT MUST MEAN HE IS A ROBOT!

  • @BlockDie824 i did watch meet the spy their wus no pyro in meet the spy :3

  • @BlockDie824

    Pyro can't be a robot. Robots don't have blood. If u shoot Pyro near a wall u can see his blood. Now, reason why i saied "his" in Pyro's wiki he has a section called "Concept Art: Pyro Unmasked" [or something along those lines] the concept art shows a man.  - End of story.

  • @Ichigo2123b Well pyros headgib doesnt have Meat under it, just black and a tiny dot of blood.

  • @Ichigo2123b the terminator has blood. problem?

  • @redfatcrystal11

    I like where you say "mainly proven". What people believe isn't proof. Valve has said nothing on the issue. And if Valve didn't say he's the Scout's mom, he isn't the Scout's mom. Valve is the one making the lore, and you can't say something is "proven" unless they said it.

    Something tells me you are a bit young if you think the Red Spy having an affair with the Blu Scout's mom makes him his biological father.

    Pyro is a guy. Red Spy isn't Scout's father.

  • @Draknfyre FAIL FAIL U FEED TROLLS IT SEEMS YOU LOSE! AND YES RED SPY IS HIS FATHER DUMBASS :D AHHAHA YOU FEED TROLLS BITCH AND HAVE A HAPPY FILLED INBOX :D WTH TROLL MESSAGES toodaloo!

  • @redfatcrystal11

    When you get information from Valve saying he is, he is. Until then it's nothing more than a theory idiots like yourself come up with because you can't understand that having sex with someone doesn't mean you are the father of their kids.

    And no, no inbox full of troll. I can simply block you.

  • I swear that when the kid said "Sparky! I found this stray on the street! Can we keep him?!" that he was talking to the Pyro as a parent, and was talking about the dog. That would totally make sense too, because a Sparky would be a perfect name for a Pyro, being that she [oh yeah] is a fire nut. Hmmm...mabye I'm just crazy.

  • Music sounds great, what's the name of it?

  • how do you make this?

  • I want more these videos about pyro!

  • pork chop mouth.

  • THAT DOG IS A SPY!

    I know. He sapped my sentries with pee.

  • If you listen, the Pyro sorta sounds like a muffled Donald duck

  • Fear of, fire?

  • i want a pet pyro and a pet Scout :D

  • I like how the Pyro is just like ._. the whole time :P

  • I want a pet pyro.

  • :o who else was waiting for a spy check to go down?

  • lol gotta love those apple loops

  • Music please?

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  • This Video made Me Want To Hug Pyro Too

  • Tonight, You...

  • .-.

  • More like Hatphobia.

    Stopped playing TF2 after that goddamn hat update.

  • @Chekkogrnteam You know hats aren't mandatory, right?

  • @drumlip WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! THEY SHOULD BE MORE THAN MANDATORY, THEY SHOULD BE THE CHARACTERS, THE WEAPONS AND EVERY SINGLE MAP!

  • aww, they are so lucky! i want a pyro as a pet too! ;_;

  • That dog's a spy!

  • whats the music ?

  • CUT

  • the dog has clearly played tf2 and been dominated OVER 9000 times by the pyro

  • whats the name of the theme

  • That dog is a spah

  • I own a pyro adoption center

  • @pangolin97 sign me up for a blu plz.

  • @pangolin97 can i have one :3

  • @betterleonkennedy Ok. You have to feed him Buffalo Steak. And dress him up occasionally in hats

  • @pangolin97 I WANT ONE! :D

  • @pangolin97 how much for one pyro , and wat color

  • @NCRRanger108 They are free. Only because of owners, they should know that most of their belongings will get ruined.

  • @pangolin97 ill take the risk , is it good to get them spayed and nuterd or however u spell it

  • @NCRRanger108 Well, to be safe, do both.

    We do not currently know any of our Pyros gender. Or race

  • @pangolin97 if i get a blue one and a red one will they fight

  • @pangolin97 What about spys?

  • @jasonhalloween Nope.avi

  • @pangolin97 What kind of other things just pryos?

  • @pangolin97 do you maybe also have Combines? if yes, can I adopt a Combine Elite please?

  • @ZombieFighter95 Somtimes we have some.

  • @pangolin97 great

  • @pangolin97 oh my spy's not gonna like this buuuut ill take one anyway

  • @pangolin97 how much for 1 pyro?

  • @pangolin97 can i come? lol

  • @pangolin97 I WANT A FUCKING PYRO!

  • @pangolin97 can i come.

  • @pangolin97

    Adress?

  • @robloxplayer6444

    Gravelpit,

    1960,

    2Fort Dr.

  • @pangolin97

    Kay. What city?

  • @pangolin97

    Oh no sorry. I meant state.

  • @robloxplayer6444 Nevada

  • @pangolin97

    What exact part of Nevada is Gravelpit in?

  • Stupid furry, hating on Pyro D:<

  • I like him!

  • he must be a spy,since he's scared of the pyro

  • He just wants to be loved!

    I almost cried when he hugged the pyro. :')

  • luckily that guy wasn't wearing a blu shirt!! He would have been pwned.

  • The furry doesn't want to be flammed.

  • Aww, Pyro's got a new friend~! :>

  • i may have been the only one to complement this but i love way you make his eyes shake more and more when he got more scared ;D

  • that sparky is a spy

  • may plz no music?

  • Who's afraid of a Woman in a mask?

    (Yes, as a matter of fact, Pyro is secretly a female.)

  • That dog is a spy!

  • maaaan!!! i want a pet pyro

  • i have pryophobia

    *i was heavy* (taunts) (pryo out of SKY) AHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHE (X_X)

  • We like Pyro.

    Except Spies.

    And Heavies.

    And Soldiers......

  • wut?

  • THAT DOG IS A SPY!!!

  • I has Pyrophobia. I hate when they jump out of corners.

    OOMG PYRO AAAARRGHGHHGHGAAAAAAA.

    I usually die after that.

  • @DBZkamek me too since im an enginere. like when i got some freetime cause its a server break. im just sitting round a corner building a dispenser and a pyro comes out of nowhere and burns me. but i dont have pyrophobia tho. cause its like a female pyro. i know first time right? and while im on fire she says "Damn, your hot" and thats when i knew. so far its been going good

  • I love pyros....

    CAN I KEEP HIM?

  • The people that has pyrophobia in Team Fortress 2 are spyes xDDDD.

  • pyrophobia? wow i luv how i have the COMPLETE opposite, Pyromania. i luv fire.... it makes me oddly happy.... :D

  • @BEARSLICE Makes me happy inside FIRE IN THE MORING FIRE IN THE AFTERNOON FIRE AT SUPPER TIME.

  • @Dastarlos Exactaly :D

  • Mphhh Mpphhh Mpphh? Mphhh......

  • i want a pet pyro :(

  • pyrophobia is fear of fire D:

  • The sims 1 is the reason i have pyrophobia