Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

[DuXxUnlimtd]

"His laughing woke me up.." Not the 59 gun shots before lol.

[CameronDail]

lol. BANG BANG BANG. lmfao.

[UNICORN420XD]

I realize it's fake but still lol

[UNICORN420XD]

They talk to the kid like he's 3

[powerhousephg]

these fake videos are like the herpes of the internet...

[signlaw]

Oh now I feel stupid! Read the comments below, and it was a total put-on. Oh brother! Stupid, stupid me! (LOL)

[signlaw]

This is weirdly disgusting. This boy is creepy. The newscasters are worse. BUT I guess the burglar will no longer break into a house again. There are some warning signs that he may grow up to be a serial killer, tho. Glad it was the burglar who got it, but in the back? Oh well, how much warning would he have given the family, if the tables were turned?

[911reagan]

@signlaw its fake you idot its from the ONION dum dum dummy!!!!

[badman2812]

what a fuck up

[carryclass]

lolololol oh god this is so funny i love it!!!! my sides ache

[PuReXMUGMAN]

OMG REALLY

[Vietboy1st]

YOU IDIOT PEOPLE. THIS IS A COMEDIAN SHOW. NOT REAL. LOOK AT THE LOGAN. LOL.

[Sacreppin916]

serial killer in the making..... LOL

[TheRage554]

oh... he took a bullet to the knee...

[TriadAgone]

Doesn't anyone understand this is Onion and is a purposeful parody of "legitimate" news?

[DuXxUnlimtd]

This kid is the next serial killer...

[hazydarksky]

Fake!!!

[Malik4Mazadu]

This kid is a psychopath... Father too possibly.

[tylerguy12]

2:12

i read the bottom and laughed so hard i almost died

[sergeantassassin2]

HaHAAAAH!!

. . .

Someone call an exorcist .-.

[Shinkajo]

anyone not getting that this is a joke is a serious tool

[GuyWithBeard27]

That kid is fucking METAL l,,l

[TheSamaell]

the kid is a great actor ... you can see insanity in his eyes :D

[theone1aj]

That kid has some issues for sure! good for him but dame the BLOOD! lol

[V2killah]

ahahahahhahahahahah

[rfsalcedoc]

this is fake right?

[exelto111]

@rfsalcedoc nope, it was on CNN

[MrCairo1234]

That kid is cruel

[Fa11out]

i didnt notice the description at first saying it was from onion news and was so confused at what i was watching....

[MrChris5801]

I WANT THE BLOOD!

[RapingRapier]

@GGrabbz rocket scientists dont exist they are called rocket engineers, scientists discover things rocket engineers invent them. jokes on you

[bethhwk92]

@GGrabbz  i know this. fuck you.

[DanishKnoth]

People, its onion news...of course its not real.

[bethhwk92]

Seriously thought, this kid is seriously fucked up, even if it isn't real^^

[bethhwk92]

Holy shit, I love this kid. This is what my kids are going to act like!!!

[MW3lPro]

@bethhwk92 not real dumbass

[SuperMackj]

what the hell is wrong with that kid

[SuperMackj]

wish my dad was that cool

[xXeonz1]

another kid you will eventually see in the jail in the near future ...... :s

[GreenFurnNW]

this kid is fucking weird..

[MrThorsfar]

future colombine kid - freakin psycho - all for the kid shooting and pacifying the intruder but from that point and to hes standpoint on it - loong way

[BloodyGaaraOfSand]

ONION NEWS! i didnt no they do a news network

[Ben101JokerAshur86]

yeah i know its fake but its hilarous if it was true

[Ben101JokerAshur86]

holy shit jesus christ

[stayawile14]

the guy said merci so he shot the guy started crying so he shot again i woulve chased him down the street then shot

[Dontpickmelast101]

it's fake you idiots

[TheLovefooled]

I Want The Blood..... I Want The Blood....

Therapy anyone?



[chunkyfecalbreakfast]

She's fit, I may fap

[gambyyt]

ROFLMAO he smeared the blood on himself!! EPIC KID

[GLAORleader]

FAIK

[GLAORleader]

0:19 XD

[catbirdfeeder]

LOL!!!

[ime95815]

that boy its creepyyyyy

[RomansGalatians]

That father was pathetic. How could you raise a child like this.

I mean, everyone father should teach that after your first kill you eat the heart. I didn't hear anything about heart eating. Despicable.

[zanuha]

@RomansGalatians

It's a parody, ya tard XD

[dman042002]

@RomansGalatians lol, nice

[TheAntonkr]

@RomansGalatians

Onion news. ONION FUCKING NEWS

[1337wafflezz]

@RomansGalatians I know right? What is happening to our youth? 

[tes420]

@RomansGalatians this is from the Onion u idiot....lol it's obviously a joke

[detdadet97]

@RomansGalatians turned from >.> to LOL

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

@RomansGalatians

this is the onion and the Onion is FAKE... retard

[tallyhoman911]

this is the onion lol xD

[MaddMax247]

lol its the onion duh its fake

[SASQUATCH109]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[DarqeDestroyer]

Fake

[JTMondal]

I love this kid!

[hover97]

this kid is a fucking pyscho path

[ToxicAsian]

why was he still wearing the bloody shirt



[hover97]

@ToxicAsian ikr, but thats alot of blood for a shoot in the leg

[joshua555555555]

BY law you are allowed to kill somebody if they break into your house. and you can not get charged for murder.

[the10msg]

The awkward moment when the kid says "I wanted the blood" and the presenters are like wtf

[ilikesuzuki]

@the10msg dude r u for real com on.

[MEH707NATION]

AND I SHOT HIM IN THE BACK IWASHED MYSELF IN THE BLOOD....I WANT THE BLOOD anyone else feel he's gonna go hommocidal

[yuowatcher]

I don't like bullshiters. Do you?

[FireInTheHole96]

Hahaha how could you dislike this? The acting is great, and the way they make it look so real is the best part

[KayJuli]

O.o In the beginning I thought this was real... I was horrified! The look on that woman's face as she talked to the boy... Brrr!

[TheCobra666777]

only in america



[natexo14]

This kid is nuts!

[drewshbag111]

thought it was real, and i was like holy shit that kid is fucked up!

[MrWesthimer]

lol i thought this was real for a second holyshit this is fucking grusome

[michael125333]

lol i love fake news. whoever belives this is absolutely retarted...

[AirsoftGhostSqaud]

i hope that kid burns in hell

[AedanBlackheart]

@AirsoftGhostSqaud You do know this is fake, right?

[AirsoftGhostSqaud]

@AedanBlackheart pretty much

[rofloflification2]

fucking hippies trying to speek againsed guns and self defense. if these people were in their house getting invaded they would wish they had a gun to protect themselves. people break in to houses and kill familys all the time, its a right and its stupid to speak againsed it.

[DerBotoxPapst]

@rofloflification2 agree anyone who's ready to break into your house is ready to kill. so kill him first. you laws should be applied over all europe. cheers

[MysteryoftheGods]

OMG I thougth this was real xD!!!

[07GreyYFZ450]

so so fake! but I get the message.

[revslavery]

Wait What the fuck?!? is this real or not? That is one fucked up kid if this is real...

[metalheadmobster]

@revslavery its fake man......if a kid actually did that and talked like that, you think they would put him on tv? they'd put him in the looney bin " sometimes i just take it out and look at it" "i want the blood" lol he'd be a psycho

[lionleobow]

I don't believe in killing a burglar, but it's a pretty difficult affair, you would probably get a hefty sentence in prison in England. I would need a lot of counseling if I had killed someone, who ever they were.

[C4L311]

@lionleobow I disagree I'd have no problem killing someone if they broke into my house if someone come's into my home and put's my family in danger I wouldn't hesitate shoot them.

[rofloflification2]

@C4L311 so tru man same here

[rofloflification2]

@lionleobow england is effin backwards

[Ad1saT]

HILARIOUS!

[Laidoutbug]

If you are anti gun you are anti America.

[drusha1]

little kid has no compassion obviously. oh well, good job kid

[weswsp01]

I wish this was a real story..... I would be proud to have a son like this.

[patmagroin20]

Anti gun-nuts are idiots.

[gk3og]

RETARDS. IT'S FAKE.

[tk4227]

66 people have no sense of humor

[lonetreetechy]

thumbs up if you are laughing at the comments made by people that think this vid is real

[angurisloud]

This is FUNNY! 

[TWBurger2]

The seriously offended commenters are funnier than the video.

[MrDnub]

wow and they are proud of this? this kid should be charged with murder, this kid will be serial killer just watch.

[ShotgunAndAShovel]

@MrDnub It isn't real. :-P

[megazwan]

this was so scary.a kid with murderous mind...imagine what happen when he grew up...he had no compassion on the burglar at all and felt no regret. A terrible murderer in the making. Sorry to say that because a child like him should not be like that.

[TheLife1989]

search up the onion to those who dont know

[spenceman12345]

Why is this funny

[Ramone29]

omg this scared the crap outa me lol

[biax123456]

the funny thing is that if this were real life....he'll actually be considered a hero...cuz he's white

[biax123456]

the boy: " i take it out a lot....SOMETIMES i just look at it"......

[shawnbrah]

This is fucking hillarious

[Pie42795]

Is this Dexter as a kid?

[cheeseburgerwalruses]

I WANT THE BLOOD

[KanDeh97]

haha i thought this was real im such a dumshit

[BrandonAshbySmith]

This is the best video I've ever seen.

[kody8102010]

This got me. I thought it was forreal.... now I can't stop laughing.

[exelto111]

damn you guys are so dumb oO

the clip is awesome

[MrTimefortickles]

Ummm that kid......... Just isn't right..

[Fiestycaramel1]

@MrTimefortickles i agree how does a kid find that funnny?

[treezy8769]

fake vid, actors...

[mtrezm]

that kid is a future psycho path

[Shanembuck]

HAHA i didnt know it was fake until he Kept talking abbout killing the guy, how many tiimes did he shottt him haha ONION

[OtherSideOfArgument]

Lol. Onision would delete this shit if he ever got robbed before while he was home and knew what it was like. Someone broke into my house last year. He had a gun. I had mine too and he was going to shoot me. I shot him in the chest with a mossburg shotgun and later found out I hit his liver. He bleed out all over my floor. But it makes me feel better that the blood I mopped up the next day wasn't mine. :D Thumbs if you agree.

[cameljoe212]

@OtherSideOfArgument Sure thing bullshitter



[OtherSideOfArgument]

@cameljoe212 Read the news sometime. In the current depresson more and more ppl r turning to crime.

[vipre01]

@OtherSideOfArgument Sure you did.

[thebirchmanste]

@OtherSideOfArgument Onision might, I dunno about The Onion.

[mrez1991]

this shit was funny as fuck

[shaggy80hunter]

ONION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[focksnooz]

He killed the Occupy Wall Street burglar. Get a job loser

[boneygibbon]

Did any one hear when he said he liked the blood,im scared now

[flamingacdc1]

a little to far on this one the joke practicly says that if you shoot an unarmed burgler multiple times when he sticks his hands up saying 'Don't Shoot, Please" that makes you a hero

[keykey12ful]

LOL At first I thought this was real! It's absolutely hilarious.

[DBabyNinetyOne91]

LMFAO. I'm totally for self-preservation and all and I'm not sure how to take this, but I really made me laugh either way!

[OmegaOwA]

The burglar used to take arrows to the knee....until he took a bullet to the knee.

[beer94]

to the top comments,

how do you know if a troll is not trolling a troll?

or better yet, a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll!?

you need to think deeper, go into limbo if you have to

[NoZMedia]

>>---knee---->

[CaMoLaF]

HAHAHa what the shit onion went to far



[rdedo10]

I want the blood....

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ninjaman381]

wtf o-o.....

[XcapeArtist357]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha phaaaaaykkke

[Debrownify]

Holy SH1T if this was playing on live tv i would kill my self right away

[seanmolina5454]

did u hear him i want the blood!

[kulgy]

wtf did i just watch???

[seanmolina5454]

this kid is so happey he killed the guy buyt he did right

[TacticalSEAL6]

I want the blood. BEST PART

[kingxshit]

"Why would you change his shirt that is his honor shirt !"... Is that michael myers SON!!!

"The screening of a grown man didn't wake me only laughter of my son! "

[akmustang1280]

scary but like a boss

[whitearab2]

not funny, like most of the onion

[BucksOwin]

idiots abound...

[prtsparta]

haha even though its fake it was a great gag for the whole family.

[Musicalshootings]

Hahaha what the fuck

[tcntx]

right the f on little guy nice touch

[imRyRy]

@f2pmerchteam All news is fake.

[Hakudohshi]

I want the blood. o.o

x3 that part was awesome. 

[OEFvet1986]

lol this is fucked up by hilarious

[nintendo917]

Its the onion news network, what did you expect?

[thisismyusernamemr]

Did you have to keep the family guy commercial on here

????????

[Bengals636]

@krisiledan I know that was just weird. "That's the way blood makes me feel" o_O

[krisiledan]

this is fucking fake, but it's really funny, but it's also disturbing, the reporters seemed so enthusiastic about a demented blood thirsty kid shooting a burglar and putting the blood of his "victim" on his shirt. hahahaha!

[Asstasticplastic2]

hahaha

[DANIELfuckingNAW]

HE WANTS THE BLOOD

[flyingsnowyman]

Its fake guys look at the tags

[MW2USA1]

That kid is fucked up he just had to shoot him ones

[ColomboNinja]

lmao!!!!! some people cant take a joke XD this is the onion a fake new cast dumbasses!

[ReBirthLunatic]

lol, he wouldn't stop talking so i shot him in the jaw. this is a joke,lol.

[AidenSoT]

This is by the Onion. It's all a joke. They make fun of any and everything. Relax people. Welcome to the internet.

[DonGames360]

lmao this is funny good joke.

[Cainkane1]

This is a hoax. It must be anti gun owner. If some criminal breaks into a home the criminl deserves to be shot. People especailly kids wouldn't act like this.