Portal 2: President of Aperture Science Gameplay

[lovelplants]

nice game

[flanker47]

i can not understand how this shit became "famous".

[SgtPwnz]

one simple thing...

HDPVR

[mutinman]

That game is epic

[Skymnkey995]

@MinecraftMapCenter Um. True. I'll go true. Meh that was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before though, sorta cheating.

[MinecraftMapCenter]

Hello.This statement is false.

[Assaultbadger]

'For those of you who opted to be injected with Mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is we are stopping those experiments indefinitely. The good news we've got better tests for you fighting an army of Mantis Men. Just follow the green line. You'll know when the test starts.

[Lovecalmiester]

A little hint guys:

Team Fortress 2 is now FREE through Steam FOREVER.

It's awesome.

[BobLam0127]

@Lovecalmiester whhaaat wtf

[kalebsta]

Anyone else notice that at 2:04 you go into the portal and come out in another test chamber?

[V3ryan]

@kalebsta Goodpoint, when I first saw that I thought something was a bit odd, but never really thought about it.

[LetsPlayGuy12]

GODFUCKBITCHASS ADS!!! DOESN'T YOUTUBE KNOW WE DONT GIVE A FUCK?

[LetsPlayGuy12]

@LetsPlayGuy12 srry about this. there was a ad for some stupid movie and it always stopped at the 4 secs left mark. sorry again.

[emergencyurgently]

@LetsPlayGuy12 they have to sell ad space in order for Youtube to be free. either deal with it or don't complain if Youtube makes you pay for an account in the future.

[benjamin8281]

inr!

[Iceburner96]

Let me correct you, IGN. Ehem...CEO of aperture science*

[koolaidportal64]

@Iceburner96 i agree with you

Cave Johnson, the founded and CEO of aperture science

Whos the smart ones now huh lol

[Supuhstar]

dislike for horrible quality...

[bryanwangpengjun]

@Supuhstar this was uploaded before portal 2 was officially released. what do you expect?

[killerblocks]

Step one: Get a sniper

Step two: Go into the forest of chocolate animals

Step Three: Sell the life size chocolate animals :D

[TDLBallistic]

1. Make combustible lemons

(burn down houses)

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

[jpprincess01]

Lol this is where tobuscus got stuck xD

[confucheese]

all i can here is :

aalllghhehrff procceefffgg xaiaa oopppp  carloeeezzzz

[xero907]

1. Play Portal 2

2. ???

3. Profit!

[droid5101]

a 60 dollar epic game but he records it with a toaster!

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

@TheHat3z What the fuck are you talking about?

[normalpeople]

I found a new way to play with GELs in Portal 2!

/watch?v=2SybMiWAT2Y

[buttmonkey9000]

fuck you and fuck everyone who uses a camera to record their tv

die in a fire

[TheEoli]

@buttmonkey9000 This was recorded at the E3 event last year, they probably filmed this hiding, because you can get kicked from E3 just for filming stuff in there. So why don't you shut the fuck up, you greedy cunt, and go back to getting fucked in the ass by your stepdad.

[caramelslider298]

@buttmonkey9000 butt monkey=bruce almighty ? wierd

[Nycki1337]

Step 2. Read a comment

Step 2. Copy the joke of the comment, but use different words

Step 3. ??????

Step 4. PROFIT!

[WolfLord3k]

isnt this guy in the game monday night combat ^_^

[caine1975]

Sounds like J. Jonah Jameson because it is his voice lol

[roblokzd]

they are used to pry things open

[oddlyalli]

Wouldn't your boots get caught in that grating? I mean, they're like high heels, only hooked. It'd be a nightmare.

Unlike being shot, poisoned, and whatever else the game might throw at you.

[eddie123698745]

Oh I already saw this tomorrow, so it's shouldn't be a problem.

[xandaman222]

@UYAoFAN my english professor made us write an essay on that

[xRewaSx]

I took the liberty of reading all the comments that you are referring to, and my 4 part plan is this:

Step 1: Ignore all the comments directed to people posting these comments

Step 2: Start writing the comment immediatly

Step 3: Activate insult-proof ego for me, leading up to number,

Step 4: Engage in trolling against...you.

...

STEP 5: BOOBY-TRAP THE THUMBS DOWN BUTTON!

[Chooch1014]

@IgotGreens101 Not everyone agrees with you. Point is, not everyone thinks keyboard and mouse are the best control method. So please don't state your opinion as fact.

[hadazul1990]

this game looks like its going to be awsome!!!!

[Huneiyue]

If Aperture Science inventions were real life would be awesome

[cplover3009]

@Huneiyue just hope the same never happens for HALF-LIFE..

[pallymander]

@cplover3009 it already did. CROWBARS ARE REAL, I'M TELLING YOU >:[

[cplover3009]

@pallymander no, i mean the aliens. not the crowbar(s). crowbars existed before half-life o_O

lool

now i'm trying to remember what they are used for..

[pallymander]

@cplover3009 yeah, i know. I use them often when building things out of wood n' shit.

[TimesOfDeath]

Now get out, go have fun at pass. No wait, come back. Buy my game. Now get out.

[itemariofsand8]

Most of the comments here show steps that arent even funny. They dont even make sense.

[CptCool2]

@CrySomeMoor No it isn't, it's from Narbacular Drop, the original Portal.

[cultofdagon]

@CptCool2 No, the gels are from Tag: The Power of Paint.

[GerbilEssences]

@cultofdagon indeed, that is an awesome but brief game :)

[CptCool2]

Screenpointing, way to go, morons.

[reddwarf40]

@CrySomeMoor They say that in the commentary...

[taintedtapper]

@IgotGreens101 plus they also have the steamworks version attached so they could access steam on the ps3 and play with pc/mac gamers too

[datafreak667]

april 19 2011 hey wait a sec THATS WHEN SKYNET BECOMES SELF AWARE!!

[IgotGreens101]

Sucks taht ps3 users get a free PC key as well kind of screws the 360 users. but dosent effect me at all im buying on pc. But, i dont really wanna play with ps3 kids. console control cant even touch a pc's control in gaming.

[vultwaz]

@IgotGreens101 ikr? i never realy got ps3's gaming setup

[webmaster2089]

@IgotGreens101 it's portal, not call of duty.

[IgotGreens101]

@webmaster2089 id rather play cod kids to spank them becuase pc controls will kick console controls ass anyday. but i dont want to play with them when you need accuracy to time portals

[WolfiePro1]

@IgotGreens101 Ive got on 360 and PC...seperately...U mad?

[IgotGreens101]

@WolfiePro1 no i have a pc and 360 and ps3.... PC is still the best.

[FHomeBrew]

I just finished the game a few hours ago and it was not what I was hoping for. The trailers are definitely better. It was all "less" than expected: shorter than expected story, less X less Y etc etc. They even left out the non-discriminating diversity vent (Or I couldn't find it). I liked portal 1 better when it came out but this is definitely better than portal 1 by today's standards. 8/10. Co-op is fun! Yay! Another good portal game is Portal: Prelude. That's a difficult one.

[CaptainWatson234]

This was a triumph...

[dagga70]

that organge paint is like surfing on css all over again!

[MrSmokeyBean]

this confuses me, what is this level?

[0takuMetalheadGamer]

@MrSmokeyBean I think this one is in the later chapters. Play it so you can find it out :P

[MrSmokeyBean]

@0takuMetalheadGamer i would but, its not out yet in the UK, 2 more days :(

[0takuMetalheadGamer]

@MrSmokeyBean Strange, the dutch release date is the 19th... (it used to be the 21th but somehow the game was allowed to be released already)

[MrSmokeyBean]

@0takuMetalheadGamer that sucks, for me. do you have it?

[MrViele83]

i have the game and i was never here but i never one

[chrisukinusa]

It is J. Jonah Jameson lol :P

[Pifriday]

THE POPTARTS COMMERICIAL IS ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH!

[AseroThe3rd]

Do you hate the two top comments are the same?

[ApertureAce]

Why is everyone giving steps???

[Xavygravy]

@ApertureAce its a meme. what else?

[GerrohTheCommie]

Step 1: Buy Mac

Step 2: Realise Portal is the only game you can play on it

Step 3: Buy PC and play Portal and every other game on the planet

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit.

[JoshCF1]

Step 1: Make a 5 step comment.

Step 2: Get highest rated comment.

Step 3: Notice how ironic this comment is.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: New level of low.

[Barsee23]

Step 1: fap step 2: repeat

[bluuuuarrg]

step 1: hold your breath

step 2: keep holding

step 3: die !

[UYAoFAN]

step 1: underwear

step 2: ????

step 3:profit

[harrynginny4eva]

@UYAoFAN Darn underpants gnomes.....

[33uncharted]

i hav nt played portal 1 bfore bt wat do u hav 2 do in it jus gamble abt lik a bunny no aim or somethin??????????

[pyromaanisi]

@33uncharted its a puzzle game with a good story :D

[maninthemirrortable]

@33uncharted its kind of like a puzzle-solving first person game, where the way to solve problems is ur environment and a portal gun. The goal is to get to the exit

[33uncharted]

@maninthemirrortable okay undrstud thanxxx

[calderon134]

Why do you skip step 4?

[113mac113]

Step 1:Shut up

Step 2:Watch the video

Step 3:Happiness

[fjoa123]

I wanna play T___T

[TheCodename54]

I have to stop watching these videos it will spoil the game :/

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

step1 get a box

step 2 cut a hole in the box

step 3 put your d*** in the box

step 4 have her open the box

step 5 i think you know the rest

[victormania2008]

this just gave me nergasm!

[randomdude7272]

nobody gives a shit about the step 1 2 3 4 5 comments so STFU

[clonelemental]

step 1: Steal Grilled Cheese

step 2: Eat Grilled Cheese

Step 3: Repeat Process Until Full

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit

[TheKokonut00]

i liked the original buttons and cubes more

[TERMIN8TORT800]

SO...MANY...... SPOILERS!!!!!

[vdudz]

Step 1: Go to step 5.

Step 5: Go to step 1.

[nanutek]

0:00

[retnuHDJ]

Step 1: Click in comment box.

Step 2: Type "Step 1:" followed by a witty remark.

Step 3: Create more steps followed by witty remarks.

Step 4: Create a step that just says "???"

Step 5: ???

Step 6: Profit?

[grayman29206]

Step 1: Collect Underpants

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

[CalmDraven]

@grayman29206 not even close to being funny :3

[nnSharkBaitnn]

I would be cool if they add test chamber making.

[infera1]

Step 1. Buy a turret that cost 1000$

Step 2. Destroy it

Step.3 Get 50$ for the metal

Step 4.???

Step 5.Profit

[Smoerable]

@ApophisRAV  Well, Portal1 was on the PC, So why wouldn't Portal2 be? :)

[Smoerable]

@ApophisRAV Well, Portal1 was on the PC, So why wouldn't Portal2 be? :)

[JLUFantasy]

@ApophisRAV ... stupid question, lol OF COURSE its made for pc before anything else, get your facts right D:!

[JLUFantasy]

@ApophisRAV ... stupid question, lol OF COURSE its made for pc before anything else, get your facts right D:!

[joshetham]

What's step four?

[ThePeteAwesome]

Step 1: Read a comment

Step 2: Copy the joke of the comment but use different words

Step 3: add question marks

Step 4: Make a joke about the common comment trends on youtube

[Mario60665]

@ThePeteAwesome Step 5: BAM! Instant thumbs up!

[tehzombeh98]

@ThePeteAwesome Step 5: BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!!!

[kingofportugal555]

@ThePeteAwesome Stupid comments in awesome videos. waste of time

[KyonGivesYouFacepalm]

@ThePeteAwesome Step 5: Use end punctuation.

Step 6: Capitalize the first letter in each sentence.

Step 7: Capitalize the "Y" in "Youtube."

[LtMcMidget003]

Step 1. Find a Cube

Step 2. Put Repulsion gel on the cube

Step.3 Bouncy Ball

Step 4.???

Step 5.Profit

[gruntmaster1]

@ApophisRAV You can preorder it on steam, and as far as i know steam doesn't work with consoles. So yes it is avaible for PC.

[bollejantje]

@ApophisRAV its comming for pc. ofcourse its comming for pc. valve never made a game only for console. but makes games for pc only sometimes

[ProtoMario]

I am buying this!~

[darkchimeraa]

@ApophisRAV LULZWOT? The first version of portal was for the PC it came in a pack with a bunch of other awsome games in THE ORANGE BOX

[darkchimeraa]

@ApophisRAV LULZWOT? The first version of portal was for the PC it came in a pack with a bunch of other awsome games in THE ORANGE BOX

[tkfan122797]

@ApophisRAV its mac\pc

[suapman121]

@ApophisRAV of course its coming out on PC, look on steam, its made for PC practically

[nikstefonov]

sgin me up

[machinamawatcher]

dear test subjects.

It is less than 15 hours before cooperative testing begins. Go get ready. Right now. For science.

-Aperture advertising division.

[chance531]

................HEY MA?

Mom(in other room) : yeah?

DID YOU ORDER THOSE THOUGHT ENHANCEMENT PILLS YET?

[MrViele83]

is that the real game i hope NOT unless its onboard the BOREALIS or as i saw in a video escaping the facilty

[BullpwhoTV]

@MrViele83 why would it be anything but the real game?

[MrViele83]

@BullpwhoTV ok it releases in 1 hour and 30 minutes but this could be later on you never know intil it release

[ultran33b]

Step 1: Smother her mouth in Rohypnol.

Step 2: Drag her into a back alley.

Step 3: Rip off her clothes.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit.

[Xenospherium]

This is probably the Tutorial for the game because cave johnson cant be alive, And there is no new white and black walls and ceilings, its more old looking.

[RoadFoxProductions]

IDK if this is a spoiler or not...

[asge17]

step 1: grap a mace

step 2: destroy evry mac related item in the world

step 3: kill evry mac user in the world

step 4: ???

step 5: !!!!!

step 6:world pice

see how the murder of all mac users and their items lead 2 world peace now go go go do my bidding my minons (dis clamer i have nothing against mac users(yes i do)i love all living things(not mac users) and i hope we can all get along(no i dont))

[Idet1000]

@asge17 What do you have against the mac?

[xOverCharge]

@Idet1000 well i think it could be.....they use macs?



[xOverCharge]

@asge17 peace*

[MrFugly1998]

@asge17 go fuk urself

[pie189]

@asge17 its world peace, and if the mac has all the pc games ported to it it wont be a bad computer, i dont really like it to much because of the mouse but sereously dude you must be 12 or something, mac arguments, especially for steam and valve gamers are pointless, but you are suggesting you kill them for "world pice" im going to say just by that immature comment you are 12 or under

[AlexBestGTA]

@asge17 ofcourse,you are an immature idiot.

[Skullcatcher117]

PORAL 2 FOR WII WOULD SUCK XBOX'S HARRRRRRRRYYYYYY BBAAALLLSS

[kylemate106]

@Skullcatcher117 Wii is for looses who can't use a controller properly

[sonicdsfan1]

@kylemate106 speaking of "losers" look who probably hasn't even played one and can't spell correctly. Its not a problem normaly but in a look who's calling who a "loser" situation it is

[sonicdsfan1]

@kylemate106 and besides the xbox stole that idea and made the kinect. So did the ps3. I still think all 3 are ok consles.

[Skullcatcher117]

@kylemate106 heall yeah

[Brendan9895]

@Skullcatcher117 PS3 version has steamworks :P

[1dalmation1]

this is totally different from the video previews I've seen about portal 2, why?

[BaconMushroomMelt]

@1dalmation1 This is probably before GLaDOS wakes up and it looks like it's taking place in an older test chamber.

[juniorrules1]

@1dalmation1 Because this video was a presentation and IGNorant stloe it from anther video.

[PainInTheAssKid97]

This game looks HARD.

[Alvin792]

@PainInTheAssKid97 First one was easy!

[Tenn1502]

Step 1: Go on a Portal 2 youtube video

Step 2: Bitch about episode 3

Step 3: Get highest rated comment

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Happiness

[percy4052]

portal 2 on any game station should hav forge thumbs up if u agree

[GeoJJx]

The graphical update on the portal device is so significant, that it had lost it's jagged wires and now has smooth almost perfected curved wires!

[FlyingScoots]

@GeoJJx Or maybe that's just the person's settings. Such a crappy video quality can't tell you much other than gameplay.

[thatsrightitsmyoutub]

@smatteringofapplause Who Doesnt love Funny Junk?

[runnergunner42]

@smatteringofapplause youve kinda blown step 3 lol

[otaibilion]

@smatteringofapplause u got 69 comments and now im ur 70th ;D

[smatteringofapplause]

@otaibilion *puts on pimp sunglasses*

Cool.

[DomDove]

NO. MUST NOT WATCH THIS. MUST NOT. D:

[richardfps123]

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Xanatherz]

this looks awesome, seems a lot different to portal 1 :P

[Skullcatcher117]

Step one THERE ATE NO STEPS

[soopamariogalaxeee]

Step 1. Buy Portal 2 on PS3

Step 2. Connect Steam account on PC to PS3

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit

:D

[cutpUK]

cool

[buttermen1]

@thephomps2424 i think thats just a storage box

[speedyeggbert2009]

could be a different story