Cop Tasers Child!!!

[cradleofdeath123]

your picture in the intro looks a bit like ryan reynolds...

[jsdart123]

telling kids to dtake drugs before exxams.... really phil?

[sihfvdjhfhjfcjihrfej]

x box is v=gay.. on the left

[222yeahyeahyeah]

I miss this intro so fucking bad !

[braydenlarwill]

Still the best intro.... ever

[sirbata]

Hedalutuce  (poster) why are you suprised?

[TheCoDManSON]

SxePhil is my news paper

[2real2touch]

@Ridley72 your mother is still one. She sends regards.

[bluedolphin4295]

@KingOfTheNarwhals i would be a lot sadder if u spelled swine right.

[coleisawesome532]

does youtube even do the stars things anymore?

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

My friends foster mom died from the seine flu...

[mategetowned]

i live in texas and im not racist at all, but i do ride a horse to school.

ha u believed me

[cabo02]

Stay in school kid.

[kylehedges21]

Your a fucking loser

[RL968]

@kylehedges21 hes better than you XD

[SparkSSBM]

@kylehedges21 lol someones mad

[TumFlumBlackMetal]

xbox 360 dashboard in the background to the left.

[per4mr26]

00:0-0:10 OMG u actualy did it... lol

[Timurtwinblade92]

you are like the annoying orange.... annoying.

[Cloudz011]

Xbox 360 in the background FTW!!

[yourdiamondsaremine]

im from new orleans and the only time i ever said nawlins is to make fun of the people that actually say nawlins

[turtlebenam]

Lol 2:14 BITCH YOU STUPID!!!

[hockeyNmusic16]

gay

[KaiTheAnimeLover]

@hockeyNmusic16 who is gay and why?

[turboman223]

you have fans in austrailia! (if i spelled that right..) china doesnt.. stupid china.

[Mrsbloggett]

lmao! OMG, this is so hilarious. The cop must have been really high or something.

[bmirish33]

@Mrsbloggett nope hes just being a cop

[gangstabuddha]

faget

\

[HazeSerkoo]

schwuler hurensohn du

[stahleisen]

Well phil ... YOURE A FAGGOT

[Dekationz]

you need be like this more, your 2009 self, where you actually talk

[TheKRANS45]

ur cool but ur intro song sucks big ole hairy man dick excuse the french

[btstheinsane]

lol cop taser5s child why did u do that

i dunno parents said i could

yout fired

nut uhh

yuu huu

tasers cheif nut uhhh

[soadpwnsyou]

Yes I found the first video with this intro.... maybe, idk. It looks like it.

[ArmyRescue2]

heyy whats your Xbox Live Gamer Tag...I saw your xbox home page in the back ground

[thisizme18]

SHUT UP!!

[tech0925]

Gay!!

[NeoTodesklingel]

LOL!! A Rickroll? xD

Well, okay. It's fine. 'Cause it means that there is no Cop this time who would have tazered a Child!

[shayza20]

its not monday, its tuesday here

[TheJakize]

0:01

[Rantincorporated]

BITCH YOU STUPID!!!

[usernamesR4theman]

Wow so I decided to be super cool and go through some of your old videos to look for the old intro... ps this intro is totes my favorite :D. Anyways I ended up playing that ending so many times. Oh hey sorry I just stared at the camera. :D your face was so funny. So I'm thinking of steeling that. Oh hey sorry to stare at your face I just was trying to think of some way to answer someone so stupid.... you feeling it? I'm feeling it :D. Sooo about me steeling your awesomeness. No hard feelings? :D

[gregkondrak]

i miss the old intro.....

[WestCoastIrk]

holy fuck this guy is annoying and gives me a headache! why do you people watch him??

[killjoyyojllik]

I love the fact that you have your xbox on while shooting the video...

[91Z32NA]

Thumbs up for adderall during finals XD

[jewyboy4000]

wats ur xbox name

[strada915]

phill.... your links suck.. i mean seriously...... they dont work.

[Matte212]

epic intro

[phantomzassassin]

lol the new kindle is like the ipad a bigger version of shit

[knoe1333]

srry i love u phil but dont fukk with texas!!!!!



[ItMustBeJustin]

@knoe1333 FUCK TEXAS!

[queensupreme2]

BITCH U STUPID!  lol

[TheArmyKid]

i cant stand this fucker...his voice is over powering and i cant even understand what he is saying. hes almost as bad as that whatthebuck faggot.

[20Pumpkins2LoVe]

mmmmmmm Hugh Jackman ;P

[0811Alexis]

i like the part where you said fuck texass ha. 

[starseer613]

1:23 it can go ither way and it may seem that "god" may ''hate" nawlians but the voodoo gods love us

[TheNewAwesomeness]

Stop lying Phill, we all no you weren't thinking of something clever to say 3:54-3:58 no, you were trying to look into our souls

[xXEMOSAVXx]

u fucking suck

[PenguinWasHere]

I SUB FOR INVITES

[pinkfloydrule27]

omg i'd forgotten this awsome intro BRING IT BACK PHIL

[shandis31]

i bet his gf likes getting PHILLed in ;)

[prat930]

omg that was my frinds schoool its in illinious

[Inukag1845]

You like walking.

You can walk in Texas.

Texas isnt racist.

Come to our state,and u'll see.

[mintrev]

@Inukag1845  wow ur a big steryotype

[1337w0n]

lol vaccines KILL

[MartinisLife]

at the end change brain to "dick"

[MrAndripetur]

Your almost just like RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON just you sucks

[dddgggddgg]

HEY I LIVE IN TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darkfin88]

@dddgggddgg lol me 2

[thedotiskewl75]

@dddgggddgg me too!!!!!!!!

[ParkerLee23]

haha I only saw that movie for Ryan Reynolds...I was highly dissapointed.

[KevYnAwesome]

The coach would be like, "Phil! We have to go to Texas, where every racist white man lives!" And that's where the movie ends. Cause I'm like, "FUCK TEXAS!"

[majorkrohn]

@KevYnAwesome

no body cares what you think ps you not awesome

[DoctorBimbles]

Bring more police brutality videos to the forefront. It needs to be stopped. Thank you, Phil.

[shadowwolf247]

i love the intro, definitely my favorite one =]

[isilder]

The swine flu vaccine thing was a JOKE. a JOKE.

There were investigations into people who got sick or died after the vaccine, but these people were frail or dying ANYWAY. They died or got sick of other causes, not the vaccine. This was instantly obvious to me but phil was fooled by the fake/comic website about swine flu..you too could be fooled by idiots posting "vaccines are worse than the disease" statements.. How many people have researched vaccination over the years vs superstition

[HotPocketFoda]

Why do you move your mounth so much ?

[skoty696]

:D i love this show (the new orleans skit is :DD so funny ))

[JoDaddyy]

Vaccines just make it worse. Vaccines are actually deadly.

[mrbianna]

die motherfucker !!!

[NinjaStyle167]

this is stupid

[carrotkiller112]

fucking slow internet can die!

[steviej0289]

can i just say the place that god hates. thats fuckin great

[AliciaCasner17]

My dad reads the newspaper

[steviej0289]

ya but hes probaly older

[thepinkfloydsound73]

hey im from louisiana and new orleans rules!! but i love this sho3w so whatever haha

[mecrazy5]

We need to get this kid steralised before he has any kids.

[milkymoo222]

The week after I decided not to get the swine flu vaccine I had swine flu for 4 days that's almost a week of school!!!!

[halistra24]

man if the gaurds (Irish word for cops - for the people who keep asking me what's a gaurd!!) did that over here in Ireland there would be so much crap for that guy. Love the vid, keep it up.

[mecrazy5]

A cop tasers a child, very sad, but all pricks like this doosh do with that is take it as an opportunity to make money and advertise, Look at the description box, look at all the annotations.

Fuck you cunt.

[ForToday03]

@mecrazy5 LOL "doosh"

[afirocs]

what do you think the news channel does?

[mecrazy5]

@afirocs

Exactly the same thing.

[afirocs]

@mecrazy5

haha! well then how do you expect to know whats going on in the world? or do you not even care?

[mecrazy5]

@afirocs

Simple, I read, I watch, I learn.

Do you care?

[afirocs]

@mecrazy5

not usually. i feel bad for people, of course, but i think it's really stupid when people take to the streets about something they believe in. for example: im pro-life, but im not so extreme that i would go a blow up a freaking abortion clinic. just like, yes i feel bad for haiti, but i think the media shouldnt just focus on the tradgedies in that area, they should look at the world as a whole, including our country. but publicizing on one specific area, they get people fired up

[mecrazy5]

@afirocs

Poor kid, ever heard of a CAPITOL LETTER?

Also, I hate this Sxephil twat.

NOT THAT ITS ANY OF YOUR BUISNESS.

[afirocs]

@mecrazy5

um, no i have not.

and oh really?? i had no idea :P

and by putting this on the internet, it becomes ANYONES and EVERYONES business.

[mecrazy5]

@afirocs

It was a comment TOO sxephil.

Not you, you goumless little troll.

[afirocs]

@mecrazy5

um? ok..

and yes but you put it where EVERYONE CAN SEE IT. if you REALLY wanted to take it up with phil and bitch at him for exploiting this "occurance" than you would message him PRIVATELY.

which you did not, so, fair game for everyone :)

[steviej0289]

doutch nozzle mildew

[mecrazy5]

@steviej0289

I dont know why, but i birst out laughing when I read out Nozzle...

[mii284]

ughhhhhhhhh more swine fricken flu

[Zkilller456]

Whats your Gt... I see your xbox screen in the back... LOL

[dazegaming]

PhillyDeFranco

[texasconvict00]

bhahahahahah "bitch u stupid!!!"

[rolinTM]

people from new orleans pronounce it "nawlins" ....I know stupid right?

the rest of us in louisiana say "new orlins"

its people up north that say "new orleeeens"

[queenofrock90]

Dude...I'm from the North...and now I feel dumb lol. I bounce from New Orleens and New Orlins

[NinjaKittenz44]

Hey whats ur xbox gamertag id like to play wit u

[no1doesitlikeme]

I think it's sxephil

[hmh269]

i don't no why you steering at the camera was so funny to me?

woo more brownies

[strada915]

@hmh269 "steering at the camera"... Ok you know we all make mistakes but not while correcting someone.... kinda fucked up.... I'm sorry.

[hmh269]

@strada915 it wasn't a mistake and people that don't have a sense of humor are kinda fucked up.

I'm sorry.

Want a brownie?

[strada915]

@hmh269 hahaha ok idk why i said that... too long ago. What was funny?

[ryankhan11]

i liked wolverine

[edenfire]

This fast-cut editing thing is really not working for this...

[doomsdaydave11]

BITCH YOU STUPID! lol.

[Rhoadshero5]

lol that made me laugh so hard

[tadpolesexxx]

My own eight year old brother thought Wolverine Origins sucked - mainly because he disliked the fact that the action was DRASTICALLY lacking. I didn't like it because the plot was horrible, and it just looked so patched and rushed.

[mossmommy]

MrNeo2001, even if your from New Orleans, you STILL dont say it like that, douche. It's either NOLA or New OrlAns.

[Action1Guy]

Shoot that farm animal in the

HEAD!

[CharissaSchulz]

I loved that, "bitch you stupid" comment. And the end of the video where you spaced out, just kinda staring at the camera. AWESOME! I do that alot. Btw, you're right, Texas totally sucks. I live in the middle of Texas. There's nothing to do when you're a kid. There's no jobs for the adults. My town keeps gettting bigger and bigger. The only thing that changes is that there are more bars and more churches. Yep, that's right, there is a church for every bar in this town. That doesn't help anyone.

[Fladize]

BITCH U STUPID

[haltrix]

actually on Burben (sp) Street New Orleans actually does kinda look like that

[Fladize]

i loled so loud at 2:15

[hunteryouout]

he was so hyper in this one

[dlnyclrk]

yes, i agree. fuck texas. i hate texas. im from texas. fuck my life

[MrNeo2001]

It's pronounced "Norlans"! lol

[Rapidkid12]

i got a ps3 yaeaar!!!!!!

[biggunm16]

awsome

[snelpiller]

hahaha, Ive never thought about it until now, but I can see your reflection in the "stuff" behind you, and you see your back and arms flapping around infront of a screen xD

Ive known it all the time but you never REALLY think about how wierd someone looks talking to their computer and being really commited to it.. =)

[BerrySwee1]

lmao:P I rewatched the video just to see this......fail

What wierd talking in front of a webcam, or all 667, 178ish people that watched the video of someone talking to a webcam :P

[razzledazzle102]

dude.. phil.... adoral is the best for finals!!!!! why is it bad?

[fRaNkIeRoIsLoVe222]

X-Men Origins sucked...pure suck...

the comic book sucked too

fuck marvel!!

their comics suck

DC FOREVER :D

[mtb416]

Spiderman does not suck, and X-Men as a comic/cartoon was good, but otherwise you're right about Marvel franklerolslove

[ArabmericanGirl]

LOL it really is xD

[Arcane1Soldier]

FUCK Ryan Reynolds. The douche bag acts the same in every fucking movie he is in. The only movie i liked his acting in was in some horror flick he played in { Haunted ghost's etc flick, so shit like that}. FUCK Will I Am, im sick of this cross contamination of fucking singers trying to be actors and book writers and directors, etc. Thats INBREEDING, lol, lol fail. P.S P. Defranko Show ROCKS>

[catlady2luv]

omg omg omg i went to youtube but i spelled it youqtube and i found a vid of yew!!! woah woah woah mack n cheez!!!

[pejro69]

they make the newspaper for amish peeps like me nigga oh wait

[MadiWieg]

xD I love your question answer.

"FUCK TEXAS!" xD

[mtb416]

Texas is the shit. I think you'll find more racists in "Loozianna" "Bama" or Missipi"

[Nitrocircus27totheT]

I Laughed Every Part Of This Video. I Even Flipped Back In My Office Chair At 2:08!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[color57]

it was a joke a child was never tazed

[ihavenospaces]

X-men was not bad although the plot in the movie was wayyy too far from the comic books. also deadpool looked very non-badass (compared to the comics)

[theplatypus3]

actually there are 2 pases in a tazer the first stage is the gapping phase it is 15000 volts but as soon at it makes contact it drops to 5000 volts to neutralize your nervus system

[pametless]

I didn't drink alcoholthis weekend... now I wish I did...

[LinkMaster1711]

I totally agree with being black.

[somewhitegothdude92]

xbox bottom left corner 8)

[MasterChief4781]

LOL episode before this you said that should be your intro. XD

[Alexianna]

Brilliant! We love you Phil x

[idahobox]

xbox 360 homepage in back ground

[drago433]

i adore the new intro!

[theseasonofnoreason]

bitch u stupid1 haha! lol!

[crazyteama]

I sing your intro and my mother now hate you

[seismicrob2956]

was that aderall comment laiden with sarcasm or was that just me

[sergeantRC]

HAHAHA Fuck Texas!!!

[ngcrow12]

dont mess with texas

[Patriot4300212016]

i killed michael jackson...too annoying :-P

[Devanelle]

hells yes!!!!

[olga8893]

1 person died from svine flue, and 5 from vaccine?wow

[fego19]

well no1 dies of normal flu so i guess is not the same/:)

[Triscuit77]

more people die from the "normal flu" as you say it than swine flu. The media just doesn't publicize it .

[Blitzbane]

Well, that's really mostly because the infection percentage is much, MUCH higher than with the swine flu. The panic that the media keeps trying to bank on is the tired old "Oh teh noes, we have no working defense against this virus!" and then they carefully tell you how many have died from it. Not really worth getting worked up over, just sensationalism.

[Triscuit77]

that is what i was trying to say.

[freddyheady22]

i do hope youre taking the fucking piss

[lukeroxburgh]

actually, a lot of people die from flu every year, it's more common among the elderly and young children

[kite10397]

like how young i dont wanna get it