【ヘタリア】お兄ちゃんによるバスト占いの歌【２時間目】

[IMustHasTea]

is it just me or is this song sorta catchy? O.O

[MissyMissKitty]

... I think my soul is bleeding...

(also why would Greece be in this class? He has the world's highest sex rate. He should be teaching!)

[mryoshi1221]

i was laughing and crying at the same time

[finedraw8]

俺は三次元より二次元だ！

[bumpsaikou113]

見にくくてごめんよ↓

[bumpsaikou113]

AカップBカップCカップDカップEカップFカップGカップHカ­ップ 8組のバストを選ぶとしたら君ならどれが好き? Fカップ好きは自分に素直思った事を隠せないでも理想と現実大分­違うから夢から覚めなさい Eカップ好きは少しお利口さんFカップ好きより少しはお利口それ­でもまだまだ夢見がちだから大人になりなさい Dカップ好きは大分お利口Fカップ好きよりいくらかCOOLそこ­まで現実分かっているならもうひと頑張りです Cカップ好きは正解に近い最も限りなく正解に近いでもCにみたな­い女性も多いので油断は禁物です おっぱいチョイスのセンスでその後の人生は大きく左右されますま­るで左右のおっぱいの様に Bカップ好きは中途半端好みとしては中途半端なくてもいいけどち­ょっとはあった方が･･そんなの微妙過ぎ Aカップ好きは卑屈すぎます自分に自信がない証拠ですおっぱいは­決して怖くない!勇気を持ってください Gカップ好きとHカップ好きはでかけりゃいいってもんじゃない事­を肝に銘じておいて下さい女性の敵ですよ 色んなおっぱい見てきたけれど最後に私が言いたい事は女の人を胸­で判断するのは良くない事ですよ

[akiyama4242564]

あの先生ってもしかして・・・フランス？

[yutorinranfun]

さすがギリシャｗｗ

[Chocotok]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RUSSIA'S INNOCENT MIND!!!!! (he is innocent when it comes to "that" right?) XDDDDDDDDD

[serpant567]

I'm scared...

[IncrediblyStupidName]

there are those that worry about the size bra they should wear... then there are those that don't have boobs -.-

[sleepyschezo]

Hahahah this was better than the original one~

[OUNEBEEL]

ワロタｗ

[futama0409]

歌詞ください！

[futama0409]

歌詞ください！

[shiia2000]

muero con la cara de francia D:

[nomoreusernameideas]

America:Then E!

France: People who like Ecups a little more of a goody they are more goody than people who like Fcups but even then you still are dreaming so become more of an adult~

America *on Screen*: by the way the average bust of an American women is E~F cup! It's pretty big!

Italy: Then D!

France: People who like Dcup are more of a goody

Austria *on screen*: YOU MORON!

France:You are more cool than people who like Fcup if you know that much about reality you're close to the right answer~

[nomoreusernameideas]

Since there seems to be no translation, I'll translate this:

France: A cup B cup C cup D cup E cup F cup G cup H cup if you were to choose out of these 8 which would you choose~

Russia:F!

France:People who like F cups are honest to your self

Russia *on the screen*: What are you doing big sister!

France:they cant hide what they are thinking but your dreams and reality is very different so you should wake up from your dreams~

Russia*on the screen*: Go Hoooome! Nooooooooo!

[xDeppFreak]

That's why his name is: Vash zWINgli.

[TheMissingVocaloid]

"[Hetalia] bust divination by brother song [time 2]" is what i got from bing translate.... You mean theres 2 of these videos?! FRANCE!!!

[SemimaruSakagami]

summary of what France taught us

F freak: you are really honest in your taste, but you should face the reality.

E freak: you are a bit better than F freak, but stop being a foolish dreamer.

D freak: you are pretty better than F freak. Sustain your efforts .

C freak: your choice is nearly perfect. Keep attention to the fact there are still many flat girls.

your taste for the tits makes your life different than it was; just like both tits are different from each other.

[NekoStudios333]

I REALLY need subs for this. My reactions:

F cup: Okay, no brainer. .-.

E cup: Really America?!

D cup: I really thought Hungary would be E cup.

C cup: AHSDFDFGFDSRVPOJBIAAAHHHHH. DDDD:

B cup: REALLY GERMANY??

A cup: DAMMIT JAPAN!! Y U SO SHY?! But Switzy knows ALL! And eh, I was expecting this.

But none the less...

[RedPearlPrincess10]

Subs.. SUUUBS! XD

[JustAnotherNerdyGirl]

OH GOD.

SCARY SWITZI IS MADE OF WIN.

<333

[AnimeSoulofFire789]

when switzerland popped up the first time i got scared and then i realized it was him in front of liechtenstein xD

[TokyoTwinkle]

@AnimeSoulofFire789 I didn't realize that was Liechtenstein until I read this...

[skittyOmeowthOpachi]

where are shinatty's nipples?

[checheburecheklabush]

France face's scares me >.>;

[EmoCosplayer16]

i see codoms on their desks but why is Greece's condom open?

[sapphirejynx]

@EmoCosplayer16

Well that's because he already used it....on Japan XP

lol

[EmoCosplayer16]

@sapphirejynx O////////////O images omg*bloody nose*

[sapphirejynx]

@EmoCosplayer16

:B Derp lol

[EmoCosplayer16]

@sapphirejynx lulz ///_^

[myettechase]

@Animegal98 This comment is pure epic win.

[VocaloidKitsu]

i was singing along and putting my hands in front of my chest with motions that eventually got closer to my chest....i am sad to say that i didnt actually TOUCH my chest until Leich's part. Sorry.

[myettechase]

Where was South Korea during all this?

[999GuardianAngel]

Swiss: Dont look at my sister Ò__Ó

Me: Dont worry, Im not into Yuri...=___=

[SuperRainbowCat]

I would be expecting Korea singing this. xD

[yaoigirl418]

that's the worst wapanese I've ever heard.

[gelatinaq]

Omake...Waaah, it's Baccano! /o/ ~

[h87n93k]

1:28 LOL

[CaSeYMaY102]

FRANCE IS DRAWN SO WEIRD O.O

[cotohodai]

お兄ちゃんなんか怖いっすｗ



[LePhomi]

Swiss-san looks like he's about to murder someone.

[SilentSacrafice0]

@LePhomi agreed o.o O_O you better ru_! *Flee!!*

[xJuulzz]

Iggy thanks for picking me :3

[rin14s]

・・・俺Ｅだ・・・

[TheWarwolf10]

WTF. I jut. Someone should subtitle this.

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

.... Does anyone else notice the... c-condoms on eveyone's desk??0_e

[skittyOmeowthOpachi]

@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx Greece's condom wrapper is open.....

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

@skittyOmeowthOpachi Uh-oh.....*looks at japan*

[Tyingful]

...I think he's trying to tell us something.

[SolarGhost789]

What language is this in?

[Nicouechan]

@SolarGhost789 Horribly pronounced Japanese :D

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

@Nicouechan You mean English...

[Nicouechan]

@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx No actually, I mean Japanese. Any parts in English are pronounced fairly well, but the accent on the Japanese is horrible.

[shingenthi2010]

なんか自然に笑みがでる(笑)

[bcueflores]

From all the hentai, one would think Japan would go bigger. Maybe it's because of delicious loli.

[Narukyomo]

LOL. i love it when Japan blushes~

[ikadasao0703]

絵が・・・ｗ

[kittykatninja]

i wish i knew what france is saying so i would know how mad i should be

[theslideshow123456]

WTF did i just watch

[NoirOnigiri]

This killed my fandom.

[ichigopeach]

I like how after they revealed that Liechtenstein boob size is an a, Switzerland pops up looking PISSED off and France has bruises the next second..xD PAWS OFF, YA PERV.

[raghutheboy]

this is why china is censorpish! (after seeing taiwan nude)

[raghutheboy]

france is a pervert! XD

[anjedaisuki]

貧乳は今やステイタスですって誰の意見かな？一番苦労しないのは­やっぱり全部好きと言える人かな。

[itismeaki]

D cup! Apparently we Hungarian variety are > then the Russian |'D

DAYSUYO

[LimeRaven]

... WHAT.

[Melodicanth]

Translations.

NOW.

[Kuragestalt]

Oh GOD the accent is killing me! xDDD

[ichigopeach]

Only France would teach this....only France...

[WaffleKitty101]

LOL I would have thought that Switzerland would have shot France by now...

[sleepyschezo]

@WaffleKitty101: Look near 1:32....he got his ass kicked.

[WaffleKitty101]

@sleepyschezo I couldn't watch the entire thing XD No wonder I didn't see that...

[linsama]

oh France,U dont hav to teach Greece bout breast cup. He know well lol

Russia so amazed in Ukrain cup....((Me too))

[XxsukimixX]

XD their talking about bra cup sizes XD wtf

[XxsukimixX]

one little two little three little piggies for little five little six litte piggies seven little eight little nine little piggies ON THE ROCKING HORSE xD

[Nicouechan]

Switzerland will kill you~ <3

[Blaise19]

OMG! This looks hilarious! I wish there was a translation~

LoL at the chibitalia censors.

Oh Switzerland, blocking us and beating the stuffing out of people trying to peep at those A-cups~

Aww at China's face when Taiwan is shown~

Also I really really want to know what Prussia asked about!

[Kireinami]

@Blaise19 H and G cups XD

[Dinothaur]

what.

[ukel22]

兄ちゃんのしゃべり方がおもしろいｗｗ

[BlackKatJing]

were learning about breast cups.

[ashriver7710]

and one of the suggested vids. is I Wish They'd All Just Die-KAITO XD lol

[cocomarie823]

Wha....Why?

WHY??

HIS PRONOUNCIATION IS HORRIFYING! D8

[Jeanette1011]

What is this....i don't even........

I feel horrible now for some reason...

FRANCE I HATE YOU NAO!!!

[peridotto2208]

フランスさん…そんなあなたが好きです(笑)

[sakurasuperkawaii]

HENTAI!!! france is such a perv o3o poor taiwan =n=

[Valoe7]

Someone needs to make a sing-along version D<

[yozora810]

ダショーンされればいいよｗ

[PickledCabages]

Oh

Okay

My brain feels dirty

I'm going to take a nap now

[HaninozukoKyo]

Niyoniyo XD

[SAYAGENKISI]

フランシスの顔がヤバスwwwww

[WatercolorMush]

This is terrifying. D:

[EmoCosplayer16]

Ukraine-F

Belarus-E*punched in nose*

Hungary-D Austria yells at France

Taiwan-C China is embarresed

Sechelles(i noe its mispelled)-B

Liechteinstein-A *gets beaten up by Switzerland

[blckEden]

hahah France !!! kesekese 

[ppy]

That was so weird.

But yay for the random Baccano at the end. ;D

[WHACKpirate]

WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN...

[PhillipTunaLunatique]

LA LALALA LA LALALA LA LA LALALA LA LALA ~

...seriously though...creepy O__O

[knsnowdance]

フランスさんなにやってんですか＠＠

[FurubaDramaDeamon]

... O.O What is France teaching these people?!?!? I'm sorry but France seriously scares me in this!!! Especially with that look on his face... *shivers*

[agri18]

イタリアからの抗議もあったがその内容が

「イタリア以外の国を女の子にしろ」

だぞｗ

エスニックジョーク漫画に、エスニックジョークで応えたわけだ。

このセンスを見習いたいものだね。

[weluvkaito]

O_______e

[LordofJewels]

差別用語をなくそうとする人たちが差別用語を作っていく。世の中­皮肉ですね。

[glanze100]

＠ukyo1977

イタリア人が「ヘタリア」に対して好意的に捉えているので、問題­ないと思います。

韓国の抗議にしても、韓国のメディア、政治が創作レベルでの韓国­というキャラの扱いに対して、抗議が出ただけで、他外国への扱い­には言及もしていません。要は、「韓国に対して、間違った情報で­、創作されたアニメだから、やめろ」と言ってたわけで、イギリス­（呪や、妖精さんが見えなど）の扱いもひどいのですが、これらつ­いては、問題ないという認識なのでしょう。韓国がかっこ悪いから­、放送を止めろ！という韓国のやり方に抗対して、世界各地の、（­もちろんイタリア人も含まれる）ヘタリアファンの、これに対する­ブーイング活動が行われています。

「へたれ」という言葉に対してお怒りの様ですが、「へたれ芸人」­などすでに定着した言葉で、「へたれ」とジャンルも確立されてい­る現状、この漫画やファンだけを問題視するのは変ではありません­か？

また、この漫画は、現実世界の実在の国とは切り離して見て欲しい­と注意書きされていますから、多くのファンはそれを理解していま­す。

「ヘタリア」はあくまでも「ヘタリア」という創作物です。



[sketchnews]

やっぱり日本がいちばんかわいい！ｖ　ｖ　ｖ

（ukyo1977　こいつおっぱいﾁｮｲｽ動画の下でなにやってんのww

[LordofJewels]

@sketchnews 確かに、なんでこの動画を発言の場に選んだんでしょうねw

[ROKUTA69]

@sketchnews

ほんまそれw

その人、ほかのヘタリア動画でもアニヲタが幼稚だの書きまくって­たけどこのチョイスは…ww

せっか他所の国の人とかも楽しんで見てくれて異文化交流？してる­のに…

空気を読んで発言を慎む努力をしてもらいたい

[hayitsnotfred]

Belarus is bad for farming and flatlands, I'd think she was a pettanko :o

[kidzncats1]

Well someone can't speak Japanese. *Cough* 

...FRANCE.

[72W0H8Nm4]

@kid29kはいい人

[NiyoRiyo]

Wow France! Your japanese pronounciation is just perfect!!/sarcasm

[lovers0124723]

アメリカなんでそんな事知ってるんだ…

ドイツ…日本もステータスって…

オーストリアとにーに可愛い←

[Kuzai45]

I think France looks like Pedo Bear X'DDDD

[AnimeWaterFall]

Ukraine - F

Belarus - E

Hungary - D

Taiwan - C

Seychelles - B

Liechtenstein - A

PERFECT FIT ;3

[MissBananaSplit121]

LOL Switzerland!

[EmoCosplayer16]

F is Ukraine sorry missed it cuz i forgot it

[EmoCosplayer16]

Belarus E

Hungary D

Vietnam C

IDK for B

Liechtenstein A

France got his ass beat by switzerland.

[innocentshoujo]

@EmoCosplayer16

your IDK is taiwan

[innocentshoujo]

@EmoCosplayer16

sorry not taiwan, it's seychelles

[ukyo1977]

アニヲタは幼稚で困る…

「ヘタリア」って言葉を気軽に使う風習はやめてくれ

もちろんほとんどの人が差別的だったり侮辱的な意味で使っている­のではないし、

ほとんどのイタリア人もネタをネタとして理解してくれるだろが、­

そうでない人もいるということに対しての配慮はないのだろうか

[kid29k]

@ukyo1977　この位のことでムキになりますか。

この程度で怒るのは日本人、ぐらいですよ。

あなたさまの、しんぱいと配慮ははよくわかりますが、心配にいた­るまでではないかと思いますです。

あなたさまはきっといい人なのでしょう。

[HiroyukiNishino]

@ukyo1977

ヨーロッパやアメリカにはエスニックジョークが本当に沢山ありま­す。ヘタリアはエスニックジョークを日本の持ち込んでそれを「日­本のマンガ／アニメ」という形世界に逆輸入したとも解釈できます­。もちろんアジアでは欧米ほどエスニックジョークは良くとらえら­れないかもしれませんし（実際韓国での問題もありましたし）、度­が過ぎる発言やタブーとなる発言は差別につながりますが、この程­度ならお互い笑い合った方が逆に世界は平和になると思います。だ­から大丈夫ですよ。

[poohshiro]

@ukyo1977

横槍ですまんが、それはここで議論すべき事ではないだろう。何し­ろ、原作がアニメを含め「ヘタリア」というタイトルなのだから、­FAN WORKSに対して言うのはお門違いだ。君が本当に正義感からこ­の件について真剣に配慮すべきと考えているのなら、アニメ供給元­や原作者に抗議すればいい。君の発言はヘタリアのファンを陥れた­いだけのように聞こえる。乱文失礼した。

[poohshiro]

@ukyo1977

「ヘタリア」という言葉の持つ攻撃的側面に付いては一部理解する­ところがある。だから君がそのタイトルに対して憤りを覚えている­のかと思ったんだが、ファンに対してなんだね。「ヘタリア」とい­う作品のことをファンがネット上で「ヘタリア」と呼ぶ事がおかし­いだなんて、ちょっと乱暴だと思うな。まあ、これは私の意見だか­ら、気にしなくてもいいよ。

[ClatreHat]

I don't care about anything else.

I just can't stop rolfing at France's face LOL

[ChyuneiXmistXninja]

I spit my popsicle out.

I'm scarred XDDD

[Advertismentish]

This is so fucking weird.

[RaikaMelody]

La expresión facial de Grecia en el 2:06…

[LynxFeraline]

Creepy....

[kawai401]

おまけで、流れる曲はなんと言う曲ですか？

[yuuuuuuful]

@kawai401

BACCANO!のOPで「Gun's＆Roses」という曲で­すよ^^

[xDJxRAMENxSPRINKLEx]

someone send me a translation or something. D:

[NekoNekoKitty7]

oh my gawd France looks scary in this XD

[Skittlecannon]

lol@chibitalia heads covering

[GORUGO13MAX]

OMG WHEN MY COUSIN HEARD THIS SONG SHE SING IT ALL DAY AND I SING IT ALL WEEK MY FAV SONG EVER XD

[HiroyukiNishino]

A: You feel way too inferior. It shows how unconfident you are. Breasts aren't scary at all! Have some courage!

G and H: Keep the fact that "it's NOT bigger the better" in your head! You're an enemy to women!

"We've looked at all kinds of breasts but lastly, I would like to say that judging a woman by her breasts is a very bad idea."

La la la...

England: So, which ones do you like?

Greece: Mm... I like all of them.

[xDJxRAMENxSPRINKLEx]

@HiroyukiNishino thanks for the brief concept, its good enough for me. :D

[HiroyukiNishino]

(cont.)

C: You're getting closer to the correct answer, in fact you're the closest to correct answer. But there are a lot of women who have breasts that are smaller than C so don't get too carried away!

"Your selection of breast preference will shake your years ahead left and right, just like the breasts"

B: You're too indecisive (anyone have a better translation for 中途半端? n.n;). "I don't need large breast, but I do want a little bit..." That's nothing but indecisive!

[HiroyukiNishino]

Basically, France-niichan is asking you which cup (breast) size you prefer.

Those who chose F: You're honest with yourselves and can't hide your thoughts, but your expectations and reality have a large gap so wake up!

E: You're a little bit smarter and slightly cooler than those who chose F. But you still seem to be daydreaming so grow up!

D: You're pretty smart and relatively cooler than those who chose F. If you understand reality that much, you can still do better!

[DistantPrince]

@HiroyukiNishino O_O Thank you for the translation.........I think I'll go hide in a corner now......on a lighter note, I never thought France might give advice on breast sizes....then again....

[xDJxRAMENxSPRINKLEx]

i wish i knew what they were saying O_O but austria <3 and china~

[teampercy7]

SWITZERLAND JUST MADE MY DAY

that is all.

[YourEmoBuddyxx]

omg xD so perverted but funny at the same time (ew frances face) o.o;;

[kurikku91]

oh my god XD

[uthuku]

Japanesegirlさん。一応言っておきます。俺は女DE­ATH☆←（イヤ、ホント）

[peacelovenihon]

...... Why does France look like those people that are usually caught on "To Catch a Predator"?

[mizuchan19]

I can see Korea singing this... o.o

but insted of girls... with boys...

[animelovernya1]

my brother said "why dont i have faces on my chest?" i cracked up and i had to say ask mom XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[japanesegirl03]

@uthuku

日本人男性の好きなバスト平均はCだったよw

[uthuku]

俺Ｃカップがいｉ...

[takanotume1201]

わ。。。笑いすぎてお腹痛いｗｗｗ

兄ちゃんの言い方がまたハマるｗｗ←

[himeteardrop]

Sounds like The Wheels on the Bus...

[wolfninja914]

we get it Liechtenstein doen't have boobs but there nothing wrong with that

[kiminacu]

The title is "A song of favorite breast" (OH gosh must I translate the title?) it's a song originally sung by Kaito (vocaloid) search the translation on youtube. And France is a dead man XD

[SunneBar]

..huh?

[chary9]

I still really want to see a translation for this sometime...

[inthebox2929]

フランスの顔ｗｗｗ

[axis0008]

とても楽しくて、そして下品です（笑）

[vivianting99]

it's funny that when Liechtenstein appears, the chibi-italia doesn't know where to cover xD

[FUZISAKI194]

フランスいい気味

[EzekielsGirl93]

wow I must be slow cuz it took me like 2 mins to find out that France was talking about boobies .////.

[devilman0102]

B and A is the best i thing is the best

[Uharutanaka]

黒板に母音て..w

[gunnjou23]

ギリシャかわいいよギリシャ！！

[Lahz]

lolol that was amazing

フランスだけテキトーｗｗｗ