Not Impressed!

[1krazy1kitten1]

hi ashton look-alike!

[mikhaer]

you don`t have to be impressed all the time impression is only a sensation of a moment or a day or a week

looking for happiness that way will lead you to may be kill your self .you need to keep busy and get tired so you can go to bad , and start thinking logic is life not fun.

[bogercs]

You're not the only one who's not impressed!!!

[TheExsanguiNation]

I do not understand why this has more dislikes than likes. I'm not impressed. 

[Schreinmista]

People it's a joke. Read the description. Jeez the ignorance of some people.

[musicvideos3333]

those kittens were cute haha, im impressed! haha

[tazwld]

lol

[Midinthemorning45]

U r kinda annoying

[hockly1]

i ate a man with my toes, then spat him back outa my ear....

[charmeddogdemon]

lol, thanks XD

[melsmails]

You know I love everything that you do R.R. You make me and my life complete. LMAO!

Melody

[brainiacbelle]

Seconded!

[samcook658]

thirded i guess XD

[samcook658]

thirded i guess XD

[HarunaAri]

This video impresses me. For one I didn't even need the video description to get it was a joke(all those people who are taking it seriously are dumb). Funny stuff, man, you're a really good comedian.

Also, this video has like 197,131 views. Does that impress you?

[zemfour]

this video makes me laugh.

especially when he says the kittens are NOT cute.

hahahha.

good stuff

[ohitisl0ve]

okay dude... you obviously have some kind of issues with attention..either youre not getting enough or you want more... i have an idea.. why dont you stop making pointless stuff, stop bitching about how unimpressed you are by everything, and maybe impressing mommy and daddy by, oh i dont know... getting a life?

[pimplywimp]

no werries.

[OysterCatfishSalvia]

your just jelous cause ur easaliy amused

[Bastardolli]

this vid has not point!

[custemrods]

LOL i think someone is jealous of rich* ppl ROFL

[custemrods]

LOL i think someone is jealous of rick ppl ROFL

[deanie89142]

i watched it for the kittens :]

[areUFOSreal]

lol you make lots of strange videos this one is one of them

[Mansikka164]

funny xDDD

[Blade686]

Lol "Theres golden **** when I take a doopie".

[MouthofSaurons]

(\_/) (*'.'*)

(")_(")

[cachinnatio]

Why on earth does this guy think we want to impress him? If he doesn't like the gift of life he should depart from it and let the rest of us enjoy it without him... miserable git that he is.

[bloopisme]

... read his about the viseo... wow... obviously you aren't intelligent enough to realize the satire in this... bummer for you.

[cachinnatio]

Yet another time waster .... "Yawn," it's so boring and negative. I've got better things to do with my life.

[greengobbb]

not even funny u suck n00b

[nhdude6]

your a cynical jackass... and your emo

[Trontador]

You know what I hate? I hate it when people make observations about people, which may or may not be true, and then act as if their opinion is absolutely the right one, that the guy HAS to be a whatever you call him.

But what I really hate, is when people drag those stupid sub divisions into it, like it matters if he's Emo or not. Would that decide his character? Would that tell you if he was a cynical jackass or not? No. So why bring it up?

[trasher84]

fucking right :D

[8lak]

I really enjoyed this video. In fact, I responded with my video of Telekinesis. And for all the haters, just remember this video is a joke. No harm done.

[SexyGoomba]

The "Miracle of life" doesnt matter becuase if everyone didnt do it the planet would cease to be destroyed by corrupted humanity

[redrufuss]

maybe if you werent white middle class male you might be impressed by material things

[Robin3mitchell132]

I thought he was about to blow up he was screaming so much...

[ppuffman]

i really enjoyed viewing this one.

[girlthatskates101]

hahahah people are so stupid! This video is a joke, he's just making a damn joke!! Get over it, it's hilarious!!

[eyekandi95]

when I saw this video it scared me then i read the description and i was like oh..

[Rblizzo]

I'm Impress That The Vid That Had Pussy!

[Hadrelle]

You make the kitties scared.

And no one really likes Sanjaya.

To be honest, I don't know why this is in comedy. I don't know why you are trying to impress him to make him "impressed". Oh ya and

6. Do the "miracle of life"

[Hadrelle]

1. Get off the crack.

2. Stay off the crack.

3. Get a job.

4. Do not leave job.

[HaterzNuker]

5. look in da mirror.

[necromancertower]

go suck somethin in hell u fukin emo shit...u so suck...I may not impress u but u're full of shit and u're so impressive u made cry of laughter:)))=)))))

[boomstickwarrior]

wow, you're emo as hell. this vid sucks, i'm not impressed.

[gobipie]

Lmao, I changed my mind. This is probably the older version of Harrison XD You even look kinda like him. =,='' and the miracle of life was made so we could reproduce and live dumbo.

[shaina92]

wow- i agree with ur vid in a way

[gobipie]

Well, if no one HAS to do it, how come we've multiplied so many times over in the past century... O__O'' that impresses me.

[s1r2t]

the scar went to your head!

[ilovemyvans111]

ok haha just a thought if we didnt have "the miracle of life" i dont think you whould be here haha. the thing about money though is right

[BankersAreAssassins]

excellent

[retardeddummy]

yuo look like luther

:wariorz come out to playeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[TWOHEADEDOGRE]

HAHA

[DrHojo123]

XD love the gay rap song at the end rap sucks

[biddyboo007]

poop

[8hinataandnaruto8]

LMAO THE KITTENS!! it made me laugh. wow.

idk why people are saying "wtf fag go back in hiding" or whatever.

this makes sense. lately everything in life has been the same crap over & over & over :/

[MoonlightDragon23]

xDDD You should seriously have your own Comedy Rant Show or something. You rock!

[Dancinglemon]

god, youre great!

[Flairion411]

LMAO you are so funny with the wrapper thing XD

[Yohn]

xD That made me laugh.

The kittens were really cute ><

[drehp]

oh yeah I also love the way that one kitten kinda backs away when he screams about the miracle of life. They're so freakin cute! ^_^

[2hott2handle0909]

lol ok.....zomg i love the kittens!!!!!!

[hiddenmoose]

whata fag

[pimplywimp]

haha thanks

[HaterzNuker]

go back into hiding moose

[keeperoftheweird]

lol, tht was funny

[rubmybutt]

lol that was pretty funny i can make you impressed by farting the worlds biggest fart ::::::fart::::: see there you have it folks lol

[wazafreaks]

i got talent

[blackroseangel23]

you impress me

lol

nice vid

[jaredknightcom]

dope.

[GHCO]

cept i agree w/ u .. i dont like rap

[GHCO]

rofl!! funny crap !!

[opinion56]

DeeAreDee I think your the idiot here its a joke ans Not to be taken seriously.

[DeeAreDee]

Thanks for agreeing with me =)

Seeing as I as telling the people who were making a big deal out of it that they were idiots for that.

>>

[jerrysproehlich]

i felt like he was going to hit me.

[bambinosep]

love it.you are very funny,very clever,and very cute.

bambi x

[bambinosep]

love it.

you are very funny and very clever and very cute

[mkolnay]

Jokes are fun. It's not fun.

[DeeAreDee]

Can't you READ? It's a joke.

You're some kinda moron, you know that?

[mkolnay]

Jokes are fun. It's not fun.

[DeeAreDee]

Meh, purely subjective. I found it quite funny.

[DeeAreDee]

"What an idiot.. Stfu, your voice is horrible .. Would you be impressed if I knocked the shit out of you? Jackass."

Nice job sounding like an idiot, man, please, PLEASE type out your words and people MAY take you seriously.

[DeeAreDee]

It's a joke, you idiot.

[mkolnay]

Jokes are fun. It's not fun.

[DeeAreDee]

Meh, purely subjective. I found it quite funny.

[DeeAreDee]

I'm sorry to tell you that that kind of invalidates all of your responses =/

[N4mU]

@DeeAreDee: according to your responses ("it`s a joke, idiot") I thought you would have understood mine, too ;-)

[DeeAreDee]

I thought you'd understand mine as well.

Lawl, we could go on forever like this.

[dingchavez231]

when i take a shit its a golden shit lol

[slayerized86]

Your first point is sort of a Bill Hicks bit.

[anjiisstillthebest]

hahahhhhahahahah

golden shit

hahahaha

[xiiDizzy]

Let me fix ya hurr, bb. It's a mess.

[judytyzm]

love your sense of humor...i love irony :)

[jonnywatkins]

you woudnt know irony if it hit you in the face.

This is not funny !

Just another example of low brow american comedy.

[judytyzm]

great...as always.

[TargettedProductions]

u just say all this to get attention

[danzigschild]

who cares if you're not impressed

i know i dont

but then again i dont care about a mojority of the human race

there is one thing sir that you are sir and that sir is an idiot

die die die my darling...

dont utter a single word...

[OrneryJim]

my pants are impressed by the miracle of life.

[mkolnay]

Go cry emo kid.

[beach123789]

its a joke dude

[mkolnay]

Jokes are fun. It's not fun.

[pimplywimp]

pimplywimp is blind! life is beautiful. though money doesnt hold any importance. it's size of your body parts that counts.

[dReAdLoCkA]

But with money you can shrink or enlarge body parts :/

[dReAdLoCkA]

Even though is a joke you've got a point there, I'm not impressed either (:

[runerage]

are you gay

[pimplywimp]

are you straight

[tommo8142]

you should consider self harming

[danzigschild]

he should consider taking up drinking

or tapping a bong, dope makes everything impressive...

[tourniquetheaven]

XD! Very funny.

[mc009572]

OK, IF NOTHING IMPRESSES YOU THEN WHY DO YOU ASK FOR PEOPLE TO TRY AND INPRESS YOU. AND NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE. AND NaruHinaxxx I am on your side all the way.

[Thos88]

not impressed

[l3m0n111]

lol

[kingkool360]

lolz...

[NaruHinaxxx]

ok u no what? if it weren't for the miracle of life, YOU WOULDN'T FING BE HERE TO COMPLAIN!!!! THIS VID MAKES NO SENSE!!!

[PersoNatalie]

narulhinaxxx its a joke...

[GaaraXShika]

FING? They call 'em fingers, but I never see 'em FING.. oh wait, there they go.

[cathwon]

you just ruined my life o.0

[lvisins1]

ok,kill your self

[JepersCreapersTokyo]

dude if not impresed with anything just shot urself and get over with it...hope i was helpfull

[viper1991]

I personally find it annoying.

[nukyew2]

Dude, you and I have the EXACT SAME view on life! I AM NOT KIDDING!

[NaruHinaxxx]

nukyew i reapeat what i said in the first place im too bored to type it again

[nukyew2]

yeah, yeah, I know, I know... :)

[aznpride91394]

...ok then... lol pretty funny

[Amalia876]

lol when he s**ts its gold!

[OmgGoNaruto]

Ok people, this was a joke! get that through your tiny little minds!!!!!!-_- lol eh good job i guess

[urmumisfine]

No one seems to realize you're joking

[ObsessedJam]

Yes, there seems to be no more mature Youtube users out there.

[ChronoDensetsu]

there's no point in you not being impressed.

[dxdude2004]

alsome lol

[andwii]

god you are emo... cats are cute..

[someoneveryspecial07]

ok that vid is weird....but cut him some slack. he made this vid, spoke his mind practically to the world and wasnt ashamed. now, theres something impressive pimplywimp

[vidmaster1]

i enjoy taking golden dukies

[swandx]

i think you are emo, you are gay and big idiot!!!!

[GaaraXShika]

Although I am unconcerned with /your/ sexual preference, I think you are a small idiot. Also, small-minded.

[lucarelli27]

ma che ha detto ?

[yvonnelovesherself]

im inpressed by your unimpressement!

[wiggie]

u lost ur thoopick

[jumnji4ever]

ur mother again and cats are cute u cunt

[jumnji4ever]

your mother

[Bibbly53]

Yeah I do not know how to live apparently.

[Twinklettuce]

Wait is this sarcasm? cuz if it is then lol if it isnt then ...ure kinda weird..cute but kinda weird ;)

[Tabletthp]

wait..did you just compare the miracle of life with rich rappers..how are they equally impressive, on ANY scale? surely, this video should be split in two - one about the miracle of life and the other about the rappers..no wait, it should be cut in half, just leave out the rappers..talk about more about the miracle of life :)..other than that, I loved the kittens (they're so cuuute), didn't much like your voice when you were shouting..but hey, you were being ironic, I'm sure I must like you ;)

[BalMat145]

dude ur totaly right bro the miracle of life is not that cool it is pointless!! pointlessness all the way bro!!!!!

[osub]

was ever meant to be cool or impressive ?

[HomnisNocturnum]

very entertaining, despite the pointlessness of it

[explodingeggman7]

"i love life. this is a joke. the kittens are adorable. irony. i enjoy hip hop. thanks for the responses and comments, i am very impressed." <-- Blatant lie, you seemed pretty heated when you were talking about some stupid kittens, if this was a joke you are really not funny. prolly just covering your ass

[Superflamer99]

take a joke bitch.

[explodingeggman7]

whaaat? C'mon people stop suckin this guys ass, this video was just some stupid ugly kid who is mad cuz things arent workin out for him, just a waste of time, how about instead of looking for things that dont impress you, look for things that do, what a concept, i hate when people think its really cool to post videos where all they do is whine and complain, this is the dumbest shit ever

[pimplywimp]

i agree. look at the positive things, and no ass sucking!! seriously.

[pimplywimp]

two star rating. hahahaha. i miss those kittens!!

[Deathshuck]

Hah, it was pretty fun, usually thesekind of vids are pretty useless and unfunny, this was exception however :) nice

[whysoblind]

im glad you made this video because it made people aware of ghostwise's video. so thanks.

[pimplywimp]

and thats what its all about my friend. subscribe to him. he's an amazing friend

[yvonnelovesherself]

im impressed by your unimpressement!!!

[RedHandedFilms]

that was funny. I can turn my eyelids inside out

[yvonnelovesherself]

Ew but it sounds kewl!!

[pimplywimp]

impressive!

[MysteryUser101]

...once again, another sweet video dude. XD

You have a great point....Become Prez. someday. lol.

P.S.: Aw...look at the cute little kitties... I bet they would look so much better once you take them and throw them from a ten story building with sharp rocks at the bottem...<3 lol...but thats just me...

[GaaraXShika]

He wouldn't work as Prez. As you can see from most of these comments, the public wouldn't understand any of his humor.

[pimplywimp]

i am actually running for president 2036

[Thrill4Will]

life is good, but what good is a comedic genius that turns to rap and becomes disillusioned by material possessions and money and sucks!? NO! not you pimply! i meant jamie kennedy! ouch! that does sting, but J/K!

[Igot2watches]

lol that had us pissing ourselves hahaha

[Carebeer]

A lot of people aren't impressed, and they don't want to own up. I watched this video because the thumbnail had cats, my weakness. It made me laugh, which isn't easy.. Because of this I saw a lady make a stegosaurus out of a balloon, (ok, nice..) and I saw Ghostwise doing his thing.. Which woke me up out of a long stupid sleepwalk. So thanks for that. Catalyst.. With cats.. G'night.

[pimplywimp]

awesome! thanks for sharing :)

[fuzzbusterr]

wow man, in total seriousness i completely agree... seriously...

[Clubmix96]

i love them cats.

[BelisaTheTechie]

Ha ha LOL!

[damiandod]

EMO! :D

[FinalFantasyPlastic]

lol

[vivaladanny]

wow what a douche.

[xoImustBeMe]

He was kidding...

[JimBobTheFrog]

lolololololololol

[00101100]

Ihate being poor, too.. you're right about some things, though..and I love my gorgeous babies but I agree...smoke a blunt and chill it.

[heksenkoningen]

Good rabble-rousing. Tough life being a satirist, ain't it?