Laws of the Shore with Pauly D and Vinnie

[patriotzfan101]

too bad vinny is gone now

[ObsKade]

@patriotzfan101 no hes not

[AusAsia]

What the hell is with Vinny and his pot gut? wtf?

[yusufsaber97]

this makes me hate being british if only i lived in america id be so awesome its true why d fuck do people like football so much

[benrgardiner]

im sorry but america probably has the same amount of people that they call 'fat/skinny, need to go to the gym, brush their teeth, and tan up and eat real meat' but i still love pauly and vinny

[kingofthewing15]

all americans are obese and corny so how they tryna rip on the brits

[vlovesrafa]

I would love to suck pauly off and do him all night long.

[badabing356]

we call it football because we call the shots euro faggot! as far as history goes yours would be in german if it wasn't for us pussy!! your right we are not old thats why we are smarter faster and still have our teeth!!

[AartyMc]

@badabing356 You sound educated.

[wreckem881]

Vinny is a damn loser.. LOL

[animemetalfreak1]

dude that fat slob almost made me puke...

[DJOneLuv1]

If its called football then why do you pick it up & run with it? That's Handball not Football... We have very high levels of skin cancer in the UK.. Morris Dancing has been around for hundreds of years but then again you yanks have too buy History! How's London Bridge Dumb Arse!.. Well lets face it the USA isn't very old now is it!....... Oh Yeah Pauly D your mixing SUCKS!!!!...

[AartyMc]

@DJOneLuv1 Spray tan doesn't cause cancer buddy. Why are talking about the London Bridge? Why are talking about history? If any of your English history mattered, surely you would refrain from using random boasts about morris dancing and use you're superior intellect to take this ironically as it was intended

[DJOneLuv1]

@AartyMc Its not boasts its fact. London Bridge Is now in Arizona, you bought it from us thinking it was tower bridge, haa that's funny.. Italy won the world cup 4 times that's in Europe not the USA!. Well if you knew what Morris dancing is about you'd understand. As for spray tan no thanks I don't wanna look like a 6'1" orange. Its not ironic its offencive buddy!!...

[AartyMc]

@DJOneLuv1 I'm not American, just pointing out your bitterness. Unless you personally made the London Bridge you don't really have rights to boast about some ambiguous transaction that supposedly happened. I gather that their families have a European background. Many people claim different backgrounds and they have a right to! Morris dancing is gay as fuck. The spray tan point was about not causing cancer you stupid cunt, I suggested this as an alternative to sun beds.

Fuck off you mong

[DJOneLuv1]

@AartyMc IF YOU DON'T WANT TOO HEAR MY OPINION DON'T FUCKING COMMENT AND GIVE ME YOURS, YOU STUPID LITTLE COCK SUCKER!!.. I HAVE IRISH AND SCOTTISH ROOTS BUT I WAS BORN IN ENGLAND THAT MAKES ME ENGLISH YOU POOR EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING... OH BY THE WAY LONDON BRIDGE IS HERE ON YOUTUBE LOOK IT UP GAY BOY!....

[AartyMc]

@DJOneLuv1 Wait...

You Mad Bro!?

[DJOneLuv1]

@AartyMc What ever gave you that idea lol..

[AartyMc]

@DJOneLuv1 HaHa I knew it!

[DJOneLuv1]

@AartyMc ~=0 D

[ShivDes357]

LOL WE'VE WON THE WORLD CUP 4 TIMES!! ;)

[QueenOfTheTrolls]

OMG you people are so stupid lol this is obviously for the english mtv..its on at 10pm on tuesday in ENGLAND. lol jeez!!

[QueenOfTheTrolls]

Take that geordie shore lol

[domaj2]

Hysterical, but have u guys ever heard of a pretty hot Brit, named David beckham? Or a Scottish guy named gerad butler. Even Ricky Gervase is kinda hot because he is so freakin funny. Just saying!

[iiBeeFresh]

at 1:15 he said Tuesday but its on Thursday

[allend807]

Vinny used to make fun of Mike and Pauly for GTF he's such a follower its so annoying.

[LaleyiJean]

awww Vinny is so cute

[iloveursmile11]

thursday 10:00****

[fayenshell]

I found it funny when I was living there, how the Brits watched shows like Cops, and Jerry, and really assume thats how we all act. I didnt criticize them, I just laughed, and filled them in on alot of bits abt america they dont see. It goes both ways. Stop being so offensive. Ignorance is bliss.

[sGh0lybear]

Eyy! Man dissar inte med kebab!

[Aptutte]

@sGh0lybear True true.. haha

[futb0l4life1]

so its on tuesdays now?

[FPSpoland1]

FUTBOL!!!!!!!!

[gemmagladden]

I love Jersey Shore but this is a stereotype. But us British are nothing like that! Lol to the fucking lol.

[MrPointballa]

@gemmagladden Yeah but it's ok to joke about English people having bad teeth, all hooligans, sipping tea and all other stereotypes about English people. I'm not English myself but English people can laugh at themselves. Just look at Little Britain, Monty Python, various English stand-up comics...they all rip on the English. The English can take a joke and they can dish it out so I wouldn't worry about these guys having a laugh at the expense of the English hehe

[chuegyre]

don't offend the english peoples, america is cool, uk is also cool, american accent is cool, british accent is also cool.. this is exactly what the problem is of a lot of americans: they think they are the best, fucking conceited and stupid in the head!! they got also stereotypes in the uk about the americans ;) and america is king with regard to fat people ;) so think about it before you fuck with the uk ;)

[racheladoresbeauty]

hhahahahah omgggggg

[jamiemcv12]

you are just making fun of english so haha it,s true they are fat but most of the us is full of fat fucking fails

[DennisisBlij]

@miki46c those .... Were NOT dutch!



[LilBreezyTv1]

Pauly.D n Vinny need their own show

[kolishnikov74]

soccer...errr...i mean FOOTBALL haha

[kmwrulez]

I find it funny how they just stereotyped us Brits and then suddenly this is a message to England? That just shows how arrogant some americans are (not judging Americans on this crap-Geordie shore FTW not JS) you think England is all of Britain-get a grip and yeah this isn't racist it's just offending! Crap advert to air in Britain-did you honestly expect a good reaction?

[feliciak99]

@kmwrulez I am canadian but I completely AGREE!!!!

[CountyBoyBuck1985]

@kmwrulez AND they're yanks bragging about Italy winning the world cup!!

[TheZeijl]

did anyone notice how the voice thing looked like a penis at 0:10

[miki46c]

British men are the most swiftest to pick up women. They have class and they do drink coffee u dumbasses. And the people that were dancing were dressed as dutch ppl u dumb guidos. fkn italians in New york gotta get out more.

[feliciak99]

@miki46c Sooo true. U said it!

[000falala]

Guido isn't a race... Js

Pauly is the best!!!:D

[kayleeharris123]

love jersey shore<3 funniest people ever!

[The1andOnlyCG]

should i list all the bad aspects of america, in a retaliation?

nah it would take several years.

[ThePrncszTffny]

these are my two favorites!!! <3333

[Smittyman915]

The awkward moment when you watch this video and you realize you're Italian and English!

[m1midan0s]

You guys are fuckin hilarious! I watch jersey shore, just because they do actually what I would do! :)

[takikuapinpan]

@m1midan0s ahahah me 2 mann. Fresh2Death, GTL, DTF. Why are there so many JS-haters?

[m1midan0s]

@takikuapinpan I wonder... I think the JS-people are the enemy of all people that have their heads stuck up their ass...

[TheDonPalumbo]

hahha im english italian and this is soo funny!

[HotdogStephen]

they are american not italian.. talk about glory hunting.. usa aint won a world cup :P

[Kagome11295]

I'm not British but British guys are hot so SUCK IT! GO ENGLAND!!!!!!

[MrJ2dat]

If you think this is racist youre either British, and this have no sense of humor, or you're a wus who needs to learn to take a joke

[adamyg]

suck my hairy tits... COMMON ENGLAND. yeahbuddy.

[jackfairbairn]

People shouldn't worry if it's "racist" or not because no one in England will be offended and if some are then stop being a faggot. I thought it was hilarious and worryingly alot of it was true lol.

[BammyItsSammy]

GTL :D

[smilestooliife]

OMG!!! i love this boys

[mrsxierox9]

I love Vinnie's voice

[daviesere07]

i think us brits are the only nation in the whole world that couldnt give a shit if someone was racist to us, i think this is fucking harlious,that and this is hardly true so many people out there do gym and tan

[CR4ish]

@yellowbrownies5 If you used common sense, how in the world are you going to confused Rugby-Football, and Football? You have the word "RUGBY", before "FOOTBALL. It's like not knowing the difference between, Racketball, and Basketball.

[ronaldinho9]

these two should have their own show... would be much funnier

[catsinabag1]

fucking awesome



[18FrozenProductions]

Vinny acts like a gorilla from 0:45 to 0:50 haha!! These guys are the best from Jersey Shore! :D

[EaZyxNoW]

Hmm so your saying all people from England don't brush there teeth, dress like a politician, don't go to the gym, go on about winning the world cup in 1966 and eat kebab's... hmm Sums me up in 1!! haha xD only joking.

[dancemajor20]

lmao

[SuperLalalablablabla]

Who also thought 0:10 looked like a transparent penis through his legs?

[marciii411]

NO TALENT

[karlsylvain]

you guys brits will never win the world cup again LOL

tell em!!forza

[daviesere07]

@karlsylvain good point our team is wank, but look on the bright side of things we did win 2 world wars counts more than kicking a ball around

[Dj1LL]

tune in jersey shore to learn to be a superficial toolbox!

[tomlew7]

haha quality.

[ToastiiHD]

pauly and vinny is fucking hilarious!

[RegularGuy10]

@thaer12345 nooo this is pretty accurate

[Battlefield369]

Vinny*

[misslivrose]

What a joke.

[Skyhigh11995]

@88dodged100 Look, I don't care how much you hate or dislike someone, you never wish something that bad on them. You just don't do it.

[fly4561]

Pauly D and Vinny are the only reason i watch Jersey Shore

and Vinny is SEXY/HOT/CUTE/FUNNY/AMAZING/AL­MOST PERFECT

[ms2gud1234]

yea that's pretty fucked up!! wtf let em be soooooryyyy if they all don't look like walking carrots or burnt meatballs! i'll take the guys with the fucked up teeth over a situation anytime!

[MarielleKesha]

My boyss<3

[88dodged100]

God, please let these retards get killed in a car accident.

And take your run down looking hookers with you.

[KeleentProductions]

@88dodged100 That's not very nice to say to some one who you don't even know.

[tonyy1415]

douchebags

[TNAenigma2161]

this is the truth

[TheOriginalGayman]

Real men? ...please.

[theblackberry72]

good acting dawgs!

[erinlovesheadbands]

this is actually a pretty good advertisement! but the brits have a much nicer accent. all they need to pick up is an accent whereas the guys from jersey shore need all these stupid tricks.

[lewispet10]

Fuck you man im British I do all of those things that you said we have great dancers type in goerge sampson,aidan davis fuck you

[TheAngrybird25]

Les Garçon- jersey shore lololol........im French but the Italie accent is cooler

[coolfann1]

vinny has stupid eyes!

[thebaddestforsure]

vinnie is no guido and pauly is a sweet guy but no leader

[polkm67]

Vinny is hilarious at the end!

[KieraJessicaMarchant]

LOLL im english and I loled :') soccer, sorry football U SUCK :')

[XxDaKsYxX]

-.- im english this is just sterotyping hahah it was pretty funny though

[TheHipification]

They can't compete with the british accent. It's been the #1 Hot trait in guys for years.

[Jenndxx]

@TheHipification are you kidding me? i believe your getting confused. irish accent maybe. all english people sound like they're holding a rotten oyster under their tongue as they speak.

[EaZyxNoW]

@Jenndxx So you think all English people speak like the queen yh? Well iv'e got new's for you kid we don't.

[lakersfanable]

@SvR2010Ultimate u dont get it at all nvm

[16yadkinsoccer1]

manchester united all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lexagator13]

Ever heard of new castle! Come on boyzz

[TheRubyFactory]

Pauly D: "Have you ever heard of toothpaste?"

Vinny: "It's minty, its fresh"

PaulyD: "YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT!"

LOOOOOOOOL

[ZKTh]

I like the vinny sweater !!!!

[skittles3888]

everyone knows america is so unhealthy compare to england

[roadrunnerblink]

how many times have america won the world cup?

[CR4ish]

@roadrunnerblink I believe......... O haaahahahahahah They call football some other sport, where players use steroids.

[thaer12345]

This is pretty racist actually

[JesseArrr]

@thaer12345 Not racist at all, actually. Just stereotypes. Don't get the two mixed up.

[cthoneill]

@thaer12345 how?

[triviumgibson]

@thaer12345 this is pretty hilarious acutally hahaha

[Popeye317]

@thaer12345 lmao, its not racist at all. do you know what racist is?

[BrittYankPranks]

@thaer12345 yes but the British are renowned for being able to laugh at themselves. they're one of my favorite countries.

[HotdogStephen]

@thaer12345 its not racist at al!!

[beautyfulldoll11]

@thaer12345 jUsT a Question, how the hell is this racist? Like seriously i DO not hear pauly or vinny talking about any pacific race or nationality at allllllll. lmfao

[thaer12345]

@beautyfulldoll11 0:04

What does Vinny say?

[XshAxz4XxGabyyXx]

@thaer12345 This is not racist,is them giving suggestions to them..

[lakersfanable]

@SvR2010Ultimate Just remember man the "HAND OF GOD" :D

[SvR2010Ultimate]

@lakersfanable yh thats marodonna who isnt english :D

[SvR2010Ultimate]

i find this so funny, it would also be funny if english did one back:

- you guys are always GTL'in you wanna look good don't look like willy wonkers adopted offspring

- and this ohh haircuts, blowouts did you use hair to spike your hair or electricity

- teas awesome :) especially with a biscuit or crumpet

- kebabs fair comment

- note to think about we do have teeth ;) whiter than vinny in season 1

- Obsession with football?? England invented football like italy with pasta

dont hate i love JS!!

[devilsecret0]

0:08

Vinnie's anaconda! 

[CR4ish]

He said "football", WTF! He still thinks NFL is FOOTball? when is not even play woth a fckn foot? that made him look stupid! Soccer? WTF is soccer? that a word made up by the Americans!

[lalalala2430]

PAULY D IS SOOO HOTT!!!

[vlovesrafa]

@lalalala2430 .YES HE IS.I HOPE HE GETS HIS OWN SHOW.I HAVE HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON HIM SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SERIES.

[lalalala2430]

@vlovesrafa completely agree with you babe. Hopefully he comes to Australia. I want to see him so bad! His so sexy!

[peopleLikeToTalk]

im british and i have a tan always new chothes and my teeth are nice and pearly white and my hair is fresh on the daily sooo they need to hush even though i am a massive jersey shore fan!!! :D:D:D

[oFUZiONv2]

@peopleLikeToTalk no gym?

[Kesam100]

As a british person, I`m offended, they have no respect for culture, no respect for football, tbh these two tossers look like they are both queer.

[jayyrekks]

I get so many comments about me looking like vinny lol its funny every time someone tells me

[Daniel3159]

umm.....first of all not hating on vinnie but son you were white as hell in jerseyshore and u were the least mucular if anything you were FAT !!!

[09wedabest]

@Daniel3159 Not hating, then proceeds to hate lol

[Daniel3159]

@09wedabest

haha yeah sorry bro i like vinny but c'mon he can't talk u know what i mean

[Awadog18]

Yall needa Put a new pick up line up on the show Pauly, Haha. SWAG! S=School W=Work A=And G=Gym. YEAH BUDDY LOL

[callumandchip]

This is just proof that they think they are great.

[SexAppealBrunette18]

ENGLAND SOCCER TEAM ? LOL 1966 ^^ DAMN TRUE !!!

ITALY - 2006 <3

SPAIN - 2010 <3

GUIDOS/GUIDETTES FTW <3

[R135f]

Its funny because you spelled Vinny's name wrong..

[GoodyWillPwnJ00]

Oh yeah come on guys 2 fucking nobody reality losers said were not men cause we dont wear fake tan, faggotts "laundry" is a womens job.

Take you're stupid dumbed down American reality shit and take it back to that stupid cult prison you call AmeriKKKa.

No one cares about the douchebaggery lifestyle.

[candygurlQT]

the situation was just a big loser he was going to get kicked out of his place no matter what. It was like an I arrived first thing, but it doesnt mean he's the best. HE IS A BIG LOSERRR the situation is so pathetic ....he messed it up forpauly d every time pauly had a girl in bed. vinnie and pauldy d bromance forever!

[StudioJARE]

LOL british just got OWNED!LMAO!!LAMO!

[fancyslimoshady]

SORRY BRITISH PEOPLE YOU GOT ROASTED!

[TheJoemirza]

i like tea and i have heard of toothpaste

[DeicidalPsychopath]

Gay. 

[MichaelChin13]

Gym Tanning Laundary G.T.L !!!

[iluvtay2809]

pauly d is amazinggg

[turin1]

Enough with the Italian background, you had only been to Italy once, because of the freaking show you are on.

Now please, it is t-shiiiiiirt tiiiiiiime: shush and put on the right shirt, the one with no star in it.

[harryburra]

british football owns american sports!!

[6543ozzy]

they virtually offer nothing to society

[goblis623]

@6543ozzy same as u lol

[ameeantic]

I'm British, I have bad teeth, and I love tea, but you know what ? I love this add- i'm not offended :D x

[goblis623]

@ameeantic im english as well but this advert is just too funny to be offended by

[daviesere07]

got to admit this is funny shit and i am part british part italian jersey shore is farr better than any reailty tv show i have seen .. but it comes down to where you have been born and rasied to know humor... brits humor is different to amercains.. we dont have that bad teeth though aha but tea we love it

[Bookieman22]

Can somebody please tell me where i can watch this? :)

[JadeEmilyAnkers]

@Bookieman22 TVduck

[sparklegirls58]

lmao!! they need to learn how to dance the Steve Stylez fist pump song!!! GTL GTL

[ChiickuU]

Pauly and Vinny are my most favourite ppl in jersey shore =)

[truthbesaid101]

vinnie is the most boring character in Jersey Shore

[shields817]

Russell Brand...go fuck you're self

[vinstermritaliano123]

ITS SPELLED VINNY I WOULD KNOW CUZ THATS MY NAME

[donoghue1987]

has anyone seen Geordie Shore?

[pephie16]

lmao you guys are the best keep coming up with more videos please =]

[heyheyshelzay]

Italy has won the world cup four times. READ IT AND WEEP!  Hahaa .

[09cheerios]

fake ass niggas

[piccolo933]

@09cheerios

WE ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE EITHER

[09cheerios]

@piccolo933 lol