@urallnoobs2 See, when formulating insults it's seen as an ineffective insult if it's baseless. You made a very poor attempt at humor visa vi copying the joke in this video, so i told you it wasnt funny. You respond, so cleverly might i add, w/ "you should probably get a life nerd" a baseless insult fit for the middle school playground so, I will take a page from your book and make a radical assumption and make a stupid demand followed by an insult: GO BACK TO SCHOOL LITTLE KID. How am I doing?
this video is five years old, which means, among other things, Pluto hasn't been a planet for at least five years. I didn't realize this, thought it was just like last year or something.
@OJ010101 Dude, how is HE funny, its barats and barettas idea not HIS, he fucking stole right in front of their face and then made it HIS OWN in your eyes... tell me how thats even remotely funny
Guys, I can get all of these, but I'm from England and don't understand the "I'm so sexy Justin brought me back 5 times" - is it something of American TV I wouldn't know about?
im so deck, my dad should hire me in the summer of 1993 for 5 dollars an hour to build myself to built myself! thumbs up if u thought this was the funniest come back they made
@BitsInAByte, what the fuck was up with that racist crap. Get off of the internet if you only like certain groups of people. Usually, the internet has members of every demographic who participate in surfing the web. Ass.
@MANJUICEIFY ...and so with that being said....what did the bathtub say to the toilet?...."you might get more ass" than me but i dont take shit from nobody...haha
Ha my last name in a B&B video I feel special
Landisnicholas 3 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm so boss i'm at the end of world 8-4
AJRS94 1 week ago
I'm so TARANTULA'D
G1ngerGamer 2 weeks ago
im so hip your granpa broke me...
4mYdOgjOEy4 3 weeks ago
You guys help me stop watching porn
Craftman368 4 weeks ago
@Craftman368 then im a hypocryte
27phillyflyers 4 weeks ago
@27phillyflyers Huh? I don't get it.
Craftman368 4 weeks ago
@Craftman368 it implies i watch porn too...
27phillyflyers 4 weeks ago
im so sick africas jealous
98Lubo 1 month ago in playlist More videos from BaratsAndBereta
HAHAHA! I loved the Kelvin joke. XD I'm saying that to all my fellow robots majoring in science.
GoldenFlither15 1 month ago
I'm so deck, my dad should hire me in the summer of 1993 for $5 an hour to build MYSELF!
MrFedmark 1 month ago
im so hip. your grandfather broke me. biblical
AakwardAardvark 1 month ago
"It was gold, man." "Yeah, I know." "We're awesome. We're awesome."
elliecomstock 1 month ago
He would have had me with the Kelvin line for sure.... or most of the other ones for that matter.
dustmintofdoom 1 month ago
240p..... hello my old friend
SoAReCAtsSwiMming 1 month ago
*taking notes*
salim141516 1 month ago 5
That Willy Wonka thing needs to be on a T-Shirt!
Matteger23 1 month ago 3
seriously, that altoids joke NEEEEDDDSSSS to be a T-Shirt!!!!
warwolf555 1 month ago
I still use the Owen Wilson line to. this. day.
WelcomeToMylesUTube 1 month ago
We meet again, ah screw it it's not funny anymore
OhMySoFly1 1 month ago
We meet again, guy who meets the guy who meets the guy who meets 240p.
Ellazors 2 months ago
We meet again, guy who meets the guy who meets 240p.
RonaldBackFromHell 2 months ago
We meet Again Guy that meets 240p
dionisiarkos 2 months ago
240p we meet again .
xxfreshproduction 2 months ago
They still use the same bar in their skits. niiice
sunnysidedown04 2 months ago
im so dark and cruel i make your mothers vagina look like god.
urallnoobs2 2 months ago
@urallnoobs2 yeah you should probably leave it to the guys in the video alright chief?
epiclulz66 2 months ago
@epiclulz66 you should probably get a life nerd ^.^
urallnoobs2 2 months ago
@urallnoobs2 See, when formulating insults it's seen as an ineffective insult if it's baseless. You made a very poor attempt at humor visa vi copying the joke in this video, so i told you it wasnt funny. You respond, so cleverly might i add, w/ "you should probably get a life nerd" a baseless insult fit for the middle school playground so, I will take a page from your book and make a radical assumption and make a stupid demand followed by an insult: GO BACK TO SCHOOL LITTLE KID. How am I doing?
epiclulz66 2 months ago
@JPnSmithYT more like up, comic sans is the best
Cheeseking12 3 months ago
Whaattt?! They made videos this long ago?
It's crazy to think this was 5 years.
Trashjack101 3 months ago
Where do you guys even come up with this stuff...kudos for creativity!
StellarNoire 3 months ago
Stop... making me.. not do my homework
mudlums 4 months ago 190
that gal is a babe
malx1 4 months ago
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I'm so good-looking, hookers pay ME to have sex!
CashSmeller 4 months ago
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CashSmeller 4 months ago
I'm deeper than diCaprio in Inception.
swimteamizzle1114 5 months ago 11
@swimteamizzle1114 i'm deeper than your mother's vagina
DreadAces 5 months ago 42
my favorite one: "I'm so hip your grandpa broke me." lol
phangirl1986 5 months ago 3
l'm so boss, I micromanage Mr. Samberg.
GaiaCleavr 5 months ago 8
I'm so Deaf I put Helen Keller to shame ! :D .
95Blackwings 5 months ago
IM SO SEXY, JUSTIN BROUGHT ME BACK 5 TIMES!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA :D
90bluestars 5 months ago
this video is five years old, which means, among other things, Pluto hasn't been a planet for at least five years. I didn't realize this, thought it was just like last year or something.
quegg 5 months ago
how are those sentences called?
or where can i find more?
isucch 5 months ago
@isucch metaphores?
nikojpapa 5 months ago
@nikojpapa right hahaha gosh im stupid haha
thx
isucch 5 months ago
@isucch they're called "comedy", and can be found in your imagination :>
gdwlycan 5 months ago
darn that sucks that i cant be in the top comments cause i forgot how to quote the video i just saw.
orangyorangeman 6 months ago
Ice Cube: "We could've been homies. I wanted to drink you. Come here man."
like what? Wtf is Ice Cube talking to a beard?
dylanmcdonald95 6 months ago
"I'm so boss I'm at the end of world 8-4" I lol'd
ROhjklyuiop 6 months ago
Please make an offical movie. That would be awesome
thyrariel 6 months ago
I'm so fly you should've swatted me last night
HockeyManDan85 6 months ago
I'm so sexy justin brought me back 5 times!"
bayrat320 6 months ago
no
ylindsa 6 months ago
not i the vid im so slick pierce brosnan puts me throu his hair or im so sick africas jealous
98Lubo 6 months ago
I'm so sweet, Slugworth STOLE me!
SaggySupreme 6 months ago
im so sexy, justin brought me back 5 times XD lol i love that one
JEluvs2laugh 7 months ago
im so BONER! your something,something.......uhh..... BONER!
BONERS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE!!!!
TheAsswipes69 7 months ago
lol the end "we're so awesome..." "yeah...."
SkylineofStorm2 7 months ago 4
Ahh...the days when Barats and Bereta were actually funny.
seizetheday224 7 months ago
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@seizetheday224 they are always funny, all of their videos are good.
1stbestpokemaster 7 months ago
I'm so BOSS, I'm at the end of WORLD 8-4 !!
keenfrizzle 7 months ago 4
i'm so fast i make fast people look.........not fast.
tlsgs16 7 months ago
I'm like Altoids baby, small, white, and curiously strong!
ridonkeykongulous 8 months ago 4
@mynuttabutta well she has nice boobies
dariomafijas 8 months ago
I' m so hot, I turn straight people gay.
saramichealhpt 8 months ago
man these guys are my uber fave :D so fucking funny
bradleycontois 8 months ago
0:17
COCKBLOCKER!
23xx13 8 months ago
damn perfect. now i got more cheesy pick up lines my hindu friend can use. (he thinks they actually work)
DaRoachDogg 8 months ago 5
yes,you are awesome
GazEeLa92 8 months ago
i got more hoes than an over-stocked farmer
frenchemo6 9 months ago 7
you guys rock... where's the movie deal ??
millvalleyrn 9 months ago
im a kid u shoudint say sware words cause u so stupad
pinkytusk 9 months ago
@pinkytusk ...You're just kidding right?
itachilover911melt 9 months ago
douches !!
AHMADAMOBMOHAMMED 9 months ago
I watched this video half an hour ago and still LMFAO.............
flightsensei 9 months ago
Im like altoids, SMALL,WHITE,AND CURIOUSLY STRONG!!!
ylindsa 9 months ago 160
@ylindsa are you referring to a penis?
jojo300001 6 months ago
If there's anything over "World 8-4" I've yet to experience it.
HotaruZoku 9 months ago
''Waddup girl, my name is JOE!''
3Six0ful 10 months ago
watch?v=R7TWOuMaM9c
SandmanZimm 10 months ago
I'm so annoyed that people are makings so many terrible jokes in the comments, I might complain.
And I am.
poptartsman3 10 months ago 4
this was featured on the news yall know? "google bought YouTube."
Ownedbydevil 10 months ago
think pluto's a planet... HIIIIIIIILLAAAAAAARIOUS
DutteXD 10 months ago
далбаёбы
GERASIMNAR 10 months ago
hahaha slugworth
Bluemongoose29 10 months ago
You're like a steriod. Very small and you make people look big.
skifake 10 months ago
I'm so awesome, my beard resembles that of Chuck Norris.
cronin098 10 months ago
im so insane jackass is jealous
skate4mn 10 months ago
I am so EPIC that James Cameron directed me.
shelly01071987 10 months ago
I'm so beast that big foot has nightmares about me
Chaotica5150 10 months ago
I'm so fly angels ask me to give them a ride.
blizard0717 10 months ago 3
@blizard0717 booooo
likefatherlikeson50 10 months ago
@blizard0717 sweet
ThePlatypus256 10 months ago
Press and hold 2. Sick beat mofucka'.lol
RobertoHot1000 10 months ago
I win more than Charlie Sheen.
Tommocrow23 10 months ago 64
@Tommocrow23 You can't win more than a bi-winner.
shmo395 5 months ago
@shmo395 what about a tri-winner?
SundaeSundays 5 months ago
@Tommocrow23 You're my hero
ReachForHALOREACH 5 months ago
I'm so sweet, Slughorn stole me.
Kudos for the HP reference.
CaffeineTolerant 10 months ago
@CaffeineTolerant Oops, I misheard it. It was SLUGHWORTH. Haha, dumb me.
CaffeineTolerant 10 months ago
@CaffeineTolerant HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
aguafiesta69 10 months ago
@CaffeineTolerant and its a willy wonka reference
aguafiesta69 10 months ago
im so beast i cheated on PETA with BP Bcuze becuze i like it rough
kazyBarbarian 11 months ago
Is Joe just Jake Gyllenhaal on the internet?
AKaotic 11 months ago
Press 1-9! LOL XD
Vincith 11 months ago
I'm so boss that I'm at the end of world 8-4
ROhjklyuiop 11 months ago 3
@SexyTheMuffin There's nothing wrong with that. Chemistry is bad ass.
RHCowboy 11 months ago 2
I'm so hot, The sun gets it's tans from me.
Ipunchbeezintheface 11 months ago
@SexyTheMuffin Don't. It's just a sign that you know something else besides you should wipe your ass before pulling up your pants.
HereticsGen 11 months ago
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why bother with so much effort? she's ugly
cj62392 11 months ago
I bust more nuts than a pistachio junky
frenchemo6 11 months ago 2
@frenchemo6 Bo Burnham!
Frenchguydawg 11 months ago
@frenchemo6
I get more head than grammar school lice.
JesterAzazel 11 months ago
I'm so fly, I drive a Boeing.
rogue0567 11 months ago
I'm so cool I get pussy all the time.
jambi880 11 months ago
@jambi880 you could be in the douche off
revoman68028 11 months ago
@revoman68028 It's a joke.
jambi880 11 months ago
@jambi880
It's no joke baboso!!! Jew know how much aye paid for those shikens?
achillesviper 11 months ago
Typical women, can't stand not being in the spotlight...
stuffedpants01 11 months ago
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.
devinodude 1 year ago
@devinodude please don't steal BoBurnham lines
JoshMcRay 11 months ago
fags
ohheynicehat9696 1 year ago
I'm so HIP your grandfather BROKE me.
KamiSilver 1 year ago 243
@KamiSilver When he was shagging you haha
RichieDcik 10 months ago
@RichieDcik Derp.
KamiSilver 10 months ago
@KamiSilver umm its grandad broke me... if your gunna have absolutely no commenting talent at all and quote the vid, at least do it right bro...
codzomz 8 months ago
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@codzomz i dont give a fuck what you say, get a life
KamiSilver 8 months ago
@codzomz lmfao clam down either way @KamiSilver was still funny so chill
OJ010101 8 months ago
@OJ010101 Dude, how is HE funny, its barats and barettas idea not HIS, he fucking stole right in front of their face and then made it HIS OWN in your eyes... tell me how thats even remotely funny
codzomz 8 months ago
@codzomz lmfao way to freak out over a youtube comment
OJ010101 8 months ago
@KamiSilver How did I know that would be the FUCKING TOP COMMENT LMAOO
MylestheMediaMaster 6 months ago
"im like Altoids baby small, white, and curiously strong" best line ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAZEEDUDE18 1 year ago 6
955 people's wedding dress doesn't fit
6875309yiyi 1 year ago
is that octomom?
MrLamar658 1 year ago
'I'm like an altoid, small, white, and curiously sexy.' Oops i meant, 'curiously strong.'
BagelTheWalrus 1 year ago
if you and a friend did this at the bar you could get any girls # you wanted
beefygreenapples 1 year ago
i lold so hard
RiseagainstWINS 1 year ago
I'm so deck my dad should hire me in the summer of 1993 for five dollars an hour to build myself.
cytjayhawks23 1 year ago
......i want to be awesome?
WulvPawz 1 year ago
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give me a thumbs up if your a douche
MrWagler1 1 year ago
Is it just me or did everyone else notice a duke nukem face in the background o.O
adam199413 1 year ago
@adam199413 When in the video? i can't see what you're talking about.
hzuiel 1 year ago
i get more puthy than tweety bird
kamphychair 1 year ago
I'm like altoids baby ! Small, White and curiously strong. PRICELESS.
NJDFAN76 1 year ago 8
the guy in black kinda looks like Quentin Tarantino, especially from the side. His voice sounds similar too...
ShatteredSteelFilms 1 year ago
lol this is awesome
Jordansoldat 1 year ago
im so sexy justin brought me back 5 TIMES
sk8erpinky 1 year ago 2
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shambayati195 1 year ago
im so hip , your grand dad broke me :D
gitaar001 1 year ago 3
I'm so hot that when I go outside in the day time, the Sun has to wear Me-Block.
rehetbutler 1 year ago 364
@rehetbutler wtf is me-block
musicxdave1 10 months ago
@musicxdave1 he makeing a refernce to the sun,,?
1blondie0 10 months ago
@musicxdave1 Sun-block... Me-block? Get it? :p
STIMOROL32 10 months ago
rosario dawson?
redhairmarimo 1 year ago
@redhairmarimo definitely not.
xxjanie182 1 year ago
Guys, I can get all of these, but I'm from England and don't understand the "I'm so sexy Justin brought me back 5 times" - is it something of American TV I wouldn't know about?
OneManIndustry1 1 year ago
@OneManIndustry1 bringing sexy back - justin timberlake. a song lol
Hidenkamomo 1 year ago
lol go Slugworth
ANAN0M0US 1 year ago
does anyone else agree that this chick is not actuall hot?!?! thumbs up if u would NOT do her
darklordragonslaya77 1 year ago 3
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SN1PAB0Y 1 year ago
im so deck, my dad should hire me in the summer of 1993 for 5 dollars an hour to build myself to built myself! thumbs up if u thought this was the funniest come back they made
darklordragonslaya77 1 year ago 5
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darklordragonslaya77 1 year ago
. . . we're awesome. . . .
MarissyPooh 1 year ago
lol doper then floyd landis
a155099 1 year ago
I freaking love you guys :)
melimars21 1 year ago
thanks for the inside jokes!!! i get to confuse all my other friends when Im with my bestie!!!
BOOKWORMmunchies 1 year ago
@Krzzzt that face at 0:28 was awesome.
nakunatta 1 year ago
@BitsInAByte, what the fuck was up with that racist crap. Get off of the internet if you only like certain groups of people. Usually, the internet has members of every demographic who participate in surfing the web. Ass.
nakunatta 1 year ago
I'm so lethal Mel Gibson and Danny Glover are afraid of me...
MrThePandaman 1 year ago
Lol, I saw that illusion of the two faces or that one cup in the thumbnail!
DarthSonic135 1 year ago
I get more ass than a toilet seat :D
MANJUICEIFY 1 year ago 409
@MANJUICEIFY Ha Ha Class!
NamcoCapcomFan5199 1 year ago
@MANJUICEIFY people poop in you?! :O
haChristy 1 year ago
@haChristy Sorry if you poop on your toilet seat... but thats not how its done..
SN1PAB0Y 1 year ago
@SN1PAB0Y phew, I just needed that clarification.
haChristy 1 year ago
@MANJUICEIFY ...and so with that being said....what did the bathtub say to the toilet?...."you might get more ass" than me but i dont take shit from nobody...haha
rappinfiddler 1 year ago
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@MANJUICEIFY i get more head than shampoo
shambayati195 1 year ago
@MANJUICEIFY is that you, Nate Dogg?
BombaMolotov 1 year ago
@MANJUICEIFY You're Nate Dogg?
veyronman 1 year ago
@MANJUICEIFY NATE
StealthlyElephant 1 year ago
@MANJUICEIFY more pussy than a tampon?
bsrman36 1 year ago