i have this on dvd, and no matter how many times i watch it, i burst out laughing before the first line! "wait, have respec man, yuh know yuh muss lock yo mout wen ya a yawn in fronta police man"...............LMFAO!
She's probably a half white Jamaican woman related to Michael Manley.
We butcher cow, pig and sheep everyday but you want lock up a man over some bloodclaat mungrel dog. Inna farrin them woulda give Oliver triple life sentance fi that.
Hunnu see how Babylonian whiteman effect di world ?
Not even the dog that piss against the wall of Babylon shall escape this judgement Jah ago bring fi hunnu !
Dogs may be loyal to you, But i don't walk no dog and pick up they shit nor have no filthy dog who shit on the street and don't wipe his ass then want to come set he ass on my nice carpet. Dogs are filthy creatures and they stink. And to have a creature like that in your home is a disaster. Ain't no maingy dog gonna piss on my floor and walk away like is nothing.
i remember being a child in the 80s when my grandparents came to Miami from back home and my grandma bought over her Oliver vhs tapes. When I watch this one I remember the laughs we shared
BWOY OH BWOY dem police nuh hav nutten fi duh eno wah mek dem a badda oliver him juss a try mek a living even if him car soun like a circus cumin to town hahahhahahaha
i was gettin ready tu tlk about the grandog bit! lol, it looks lyk a few people beet mi tu it. Oliver is a sick programe, i wish dey made alot more!! im onli a kid aswell it must hav bin FUNNY when it came tu channels bck home!! i missed out! i love bein jamaican!!!!!
de dog dem stand up pon d sidewalk and as dem see me coming dem just run under de car so. IS FRAME DEM TRYIN FI FRAME ME...lol nobody do it like oliver...the best there is!
Yu lucky is wasen't a pickney yu lick dowgn, or else yu wouhla been facin' a manslaughter chauges today! me ave a sneakweh yu ago chauge me fu? Dogslaughter?!
grand dog! LOL :D
sexybingobag 1 month ago
lol damn funny shit
grandlyrics 2 months ago
well tell har seh shi fi teach har grandog fi cross road at pedestrian crossing...dwl...#deading
baptistry1 2 months ago
i have this on dvd, and no matter how many times i watch it, i burst out laughing before the first line! "wait, have respec man, yuh know yuh muss lock yo mout wen ya a yawn in fronta police man"...............LMFAO!
BreezyMkII 3 months ago
well ,,,,,tell her GRANDdog, fi learn how to cross the street
airaz2003 3 months ago
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MsBflyJackie 4 months ago
" I had only dranken one beer." LMAO
mikeygeneral 4 months ago
PRESS 1 ON YOUR KEYBOARD TO SEE THE FUNNIEST PART.
psxdever 4 months ago
so u going to fluffy's funeral? haha
CrazySexyCoolmeisha 5 months ago in playlist jamaican plays
Tell her si she must teach her grand dog fi cross road at pedestrian crossing
abryan01 6 months ago
I had only drunken 1 beer haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Suh wah yu gwey guh charge mi fah dog slaughter haaaaaaaa
selknirw 6 months ago
so u ah go fifi funeral LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MrUkaos 6 months ago
SEE CLAUDETT DEH ROFL!!!!!
SupaDuppYConqueror 8 months ago
Prisoner? Him dangerous? Whey him is?
Oliver is de bes'
124toeknee 8 months ago
U NOT GWAAN ADMIT MI IN ERE???? ADMIT DAT A HOSPITAL BUSINESS!!!
shanielegance 8 months ago
Ahaha!! I Love Oliva! His comedies I remember from back in the day! Still jokes! ;)
HerGlassHeart 9 months ago
oliver the boss
1realhardcore 9 months ago
But after kids don't run dung car and bark
replacementkillah 1 year ago 3
tell har seh she mus teach har granddog fi cross road at pedestrian crossing.....so you going to fifi funeral?
replacementkillah 1 year ago
thats a classical moment, lol, policemanship is taken too far,lol.omg.I love it.
MsUltimateu 1 year ago
like im tek im meajahment inna wata lmao dem boot de big like residue camp lol lmao
babyk2010ful 1 year ago
"I had only DRANKEN one beer!"
"My cyar is licened"
"Di dog dem have more human rights dan me"
"So yuh goin' to Fifi funeral?"
RFLMAO!!
PorknBeanJuice 1 year ago 5
i love oliver
rochelle91 1 year ago
I must commend the righter and actors of these plays amean only one word fits best for them and thats superb. Hands down with two thumbs up
NapieboyeDise 1 year ago
"cerfitakit" LOLOLOLOL
Jaqu33nTORONTO 1 year ago
oliver is d best of the best
ratney1 1 year ago
dwlllllll= dog a frame him whoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
crazieducatedbitch 1 year ago
SELASSIE I!!
rastaruleth 1 year ago
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sonya1son 1 year ago
Policeman is a housenigger...
"Ye ye Yess Mrs. Goodwin" -
She's probably a half white Jamaican woman related to Michael Manley.
We butcher cow, pig and sheep everyday but you want lock up a man over some bloodclaat mungrel dog. Inna farrin them woulda give Oliver triple life sentance fi that.
Hunnu see how Babylonian whiteman effect di world ?
Not even the dog that piss against the wall of Babylon shall escape this judgement Jah ago bring fi hunnu !
LMAO
mikeygeneral 2 years ago
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man -- Mark Twain
Dogs are some of the most loyal creatures on the earth. Maybe we should start driving over people instead..I think you meant to say mongrel
giacomocasanova9 2 years ago 2
Dogs may be loyal to you, But i don't walk no dog and pick up they shit nor have no filthy dog who shit on the street and don't wipe his ass then want to come set he ass on my nice carpet. Dogs are filthy creatures and they stink. And to have a creature like that in your home is a disaster. Ain't no maingy dog gonna piss on my floor and walk away like is nothing.
You too nasty.
mikeygeneral 2 years ago
i cant understand anything but its funny
carjunkie96 2 years ago 2
I love Oliver, can anyone upload Olivers Car Clinic.......
rochstan123 2 years ago
Funniest episode.
kaminogarou1 2 years ago
"It's not my fault the dog ran under the car..."
"The dogs stand up on the sidewalk...and as they see my comin', they just run under the car..."
"They're just trying to frame me!"
HILARIOUS!!!
tvkuykendall1 2 years ago 20
ROFLMAO @ "They're trying to frame me." So funny.
gigaex0r 2 years ago
Pheepheee FUNERAL!!!!
DwayneCobourne 2 years ago 2
it bad it bad it bad..currently in europe... makes me think of the best place on earth.. the Rock, Jamrock
camrust 2 years ago 4
i remember being a child in the 80s when my grandparents came to Miami from back home and my grandma bought over her Oliver vhs tapes. When I watch this one I remember the laughs we shared
bigghost27 2 years ago 4
a no oval dat
shirnettg2121 2 years ago
wow... this takes me back!
wicked!
blakkpanter 2 years ago 3
I have dranken only one beer, fi dem number play, dog slaughter, teach her grand dog, so you going to fi fi fineral, LMFBAO.
LQ!!!
daaya1980 2 years ago 5
Oval handsome though
chappyd11 2 years ago
"...destiny, fi dem numba play..."
jahpie 2 years ago 2
suh u going to fi fi fineral? hahahahaha
noreenc35 2 years ago
i had only been dranking one beer & my sense were sharp and i were very reflexive
babygirlalthea 2 years ago
BWOY OH BWOY dem police nuh hav nutten fi duh eno wah mek dem a badda oliver him juss a try mek a living even if him car soun like a circus cumin to town hahahhahahaha
noreenc35 2 years ago
ok, he has managed to show the true Jamaican Police man! This is brilliant!!
...and Oliver "Prisoner? Him dagerous?" LOL.... Alias Mad Max!
yazzikins1 2 years ago
Absolutely hilarious!
proud2beajcan 2 years ago
Tell Her Seh She Mus Teach Her Grandawg Fi Cross Road Ah Pedestrian Crossing LMFAO x
LilLadyLinton 3 years ago
WOW, this is one video i remember when I was a kid... surprise i can remember it.
justrelaxeye 3 years ago
OLIVER LOLOLOLOL
ToyaSoHot 3 years ago
Quality Daag
OneFlamzy1 3 years ago
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OneFlamzy1 3 years ago
rass....all kinda ting wrong wid fi he car....lol
ChosenOneShay 3 years ago
Suh wah u ago charge mi fa dog slautering!! Funny
Gasto876 3 years ago
Oliva sed di dawg ah frame im..woooiieeee...lol lol lol...
AdidasLove34 3 years ago
I HAD ONLY DRANKEN ONE BEER!
LMAO
Olivers english is remarkable.
mikeygeneral 3 years ago
dog slater lol
filtipsitip 3 years ago
hahaha...dats destiny, fidem numba play... LOL
kspades 3 years ago 16
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ObabyOmy 1 month ago
i was gettin ready tu tlk about the grandog bit! lol, it looks lyk a few people beet mi tu it. Oliver is a sick programe, i wish dey made alot more!! im onli a kid aswell it must hav bin FUNNY when it came tu channels bck home!! i missed out! i love bein jamaican!!!!!
crazzy4streetball 3 years ago 6
Well tell r say she must teach r grand dog fi cross road .....lol
kharimc1 3 years ago 3
I had only dranken one beer and my senses were sharp and i was very reflexive..lol
kharimc1 3 years ago 4
I can't stop laughing....HAHAHAHAHAHHA. oh lawdy.
Motiwah2 3 years ago 3
grand dogg HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
donbadda1 3 years ago 4
Poor Oliver going through all those INDIGNANCY.
Omg... I'm in stitches !!!!!!
mynicks21 3 years ago
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I love when he says that.
PorknBeanJuice 1 year ago
Best comedian in the World.
nattyjrsani 3 years ago 2
hell yea!..... you are so right dude.......
tradergirljam 3 years ago
OLiva You LARGE!!!!!
nattyjrsani 3 years ago
de dog dem stand up pon d sidewalk and as dem see me coming dem just run under de car so. IS FRAME DEM TRYIN FI FRAME ME...lol nobody do it like oliver...the best there is!
KennyCharm 3 years ago
tell her that she must teach her grandog to cross road at pedestrian crossing.
julianjjr 3 years ago
lol
riverland73 3 years ago 2
Yu lucky is wasen't a pickney yu lick dowgn, or else yu wouhla been facin' a manslaughter chauges today! me ave a sneakweh yu ago chauge me fu? Dogslaughter?!
africaever 3 years ago
love it
rhymesltd 3 years ago 2
Oliver a d BEST!!!!
Dushperry 3 years ago 3
What I like about the Oliver episodes, is how diverse they are in topic. these days everything seem to be about sex.
blackdubsociety 3 years ago 2
keep the oliver coming please
jamaicanprincess7 4 years ago
lmao love oliver!
thanks4tuningin 4 years ago 4
i had only drankin 1 beer...my senses were sharp and I was very reflexive, ohks...lol...lol
tranquil0121 4 years ago 4
My yute, upload more Oliver-related stuff now! :-P lol
krizwatcher 4 years ago 3
yuh na gwan admit me in here?
No, we don't admit in here, we does detain. Like we gwan detain you.
bdiamond78 4 years ago 2
wha u a charge mi fa? Daagslaata?!
DAS1978 4 years ago 3
love this episode...thanks kspades....keep the videos coming...lol
shontae579 4 years ago 2
kspades thanks for all the video...soooo much!!
chunkigut 4 years ago 2
dis oldah dan mi but mi just cyaan av enuff rah!!!
michaelLOVEjackson 4 years ago