Sean Lock - Live At The Apollo - Part 1 of 3

[karezza6]

Assange.

[dnbdjanarchy]

so basicaly every 1 is a twat

[dnbdjanarchy]

classic

[Cow8ox]

i like marilyn manson and bob the builder :(

[mrpolaroid123]

You could watch this on mute and still laugh just at his facial expressions.

[butturykill]

I laughed at the BBQ at saint pauls. Its happening right now lol

[jimmyjamjamy]

I served him at John Lewis and I was pooing myself :)

[jimmyjamjamy]

I serve Sean at john lewis :)

[liamjd1]

Genius, anyone who hasn't seen 15 storeys high...just go and watch it.

[feelingthesubstance]

"google that, it won't come up with much' hahaha

[feelingthesubstance]

5:50 (girl with brown hair) what a moody cunt!

[BenReillyUK]

Not as good as Lockipedia but pretty funny.

[DaveWBedford]

wtf? That is one easily pleased audience. That bloke is crap.

[CrazyKid0o0o0]

@DaveWBedford Wow you shallow shallow man. look up sean locks recent stuff, its hilarious!

[milner01]

@DaveWBedford whaat are you mad

[VINNIEJONES10]

i love this mannnnn

[ilmzz11]

lol <3 this guy, saw him once on tv and then looked him up on youtube !

[rugbyanden]

starfish porn got me 1060 000 hits on google

[Prolinium]

Just don't get any of it. I guess people are put into categories of humour receptors at some point. Not one vid even made me smile. The phrase 'each to their own' must mean something. For me...pointless verbal crrrraaaap. Sory fans.

[waxengravah]

@beckybond9 lee mack is shit but Sean Lock is a funny f**ker

[MrBonsaijay]

Sean Lock is a legend

[beckybond9]

This is the first Sean L thing I've seen, and it is hilarious!!! Lots of people are commenting about other favourite comedians, bus no ones mentioned miranda or Lee mack! If you haven't checked them out, search 'Miranda' and 'Not Going Out' They are brilliant!

[Tjese92]

They cheer when someone screws up in Norway too... xD I hate it :p

[PinkMadam143]

MY BFF IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD SENT ME HERE!

[grayboro4life]

Amazing comedian he is the most entertaining!

[missdead1]

Ahh how I love sean :D

[NexusDarkworld338]

if he nicks my hat to try it on, i'll bust his skull

...what i like my hat?

[winston0024]

love sean lock!!

[Slangebarnet]

I like to masturbate.

[kissey5]

sean lock ur a fuckibg dick

[yusefsobky]

@kissey5 strong hate

[aaron9099]

He's not really on form here IMO.

[nick4399]

I googled "starfish porn" and got 1.040.000 results, LOL

[Brown86Town]

I love this guy!

[DKOPness]

@1Thompsonmusic !?!?!?!??!?!! You realised what was fake????? That sentence made no fucking sense.

[LaurieJames]

ive seen funnier dudes down my local boozer.

[ATLjade1]

ffs google, im not a single muslim!

[MadPropsToTheHood]

@ATLjade1 You think you have it bad, google thinks I fiddle starfish.

[nasty1182]

@ATLjade1 "adblock plus" you're welcome

[karatefella]

A tramp with a fiver ! pmsl

Sean is a brilliant comedian

[TVCriticAmy]

Absolutely adore him!

[Tuf4ansgirl]

didnt even laugh once!!!!!!!!!!

[charlotteBraillie]

@Tuf4ansgirl

Just because you didn't laugh, doesn't mean it's not excellent comedy. God only knows what you do laugh at.

[Tuf4ansgirl]

@charlotteBraillie russell howard, jimmy carr, lee mack, frankie boyle, ed byrne, omid djalili, adam hills, shappi khorsandi, jack dee etc now they are real comedians

[charlotteBraillie]

@Tuf4ansgirl

On your list, I only like Jimmy Carr and Jack Dee. Just saw Sean and Jimmy's "manstation" video. Hilarious!

[xxshahzadixx]

NARNIA :D:D

[0llieshrieve]

''wehaaaaaaaaay''

[cheesydarkside]

wow i thought he actually spoke some french! sounds like it.. and how come almost all of the audience were man utd fans? lmfaoo would make more sense if they were arsenal or chelsea fans since the shows in London..

[Actingskint]

M45 ! Not worth worrying about. A sad little Internet troll, with nothing better to do with his life except touch himself and surf for porn. Interestingly enough if he hates British comedy, then why is the child here commenting on something he must have watched in the first place. Silly boy.

[GuruRaga]

65 people support manchester united

[SamStar42]

@M45t3rChI3F - Because our best comedians don't have the fucking ADHD problem that Dane Cook etc have. Also, we know what pacing is.

Also, typing your name made me brain stop work good.

[ChambersDom]

@M45t3rCh13f I love it how you call us fags, when your the idiot with his name a) after a halo character, b) written with numbers like a v1rg1n th1rt33n y34r 0ld!

[sammidoll85]

he's brilliant <3

[blackboysports]

wtf white ppl doing on apollo huh?!!

[olden89c]

@blackboysports Wrong Apollo, wrong country. The British accents didn't make you wonder?

You do know Apollo is a Greek/Roman God? He was the God of music and arts... An appropriate name for a venue in other words.

[M45t3rChI3F]

wow brits are fucking bad at comedy, this shit is boring.

[TehMegaSnakeFan]

@M45t3rChI3F A) Your opinion doesnt mean everyone else feels the same B)overuse of swearing make you sound like an arse and C) Youre taking your opinion of ONE brittish comedian to steriotype a whole country which is just subtle racism

[M45t3rChI3F]

@TehMegaSnakeFan Lol, enjoy liking shit comedians you stupid britfag.

[TehMegaSnakeFan]

@M45t3rChI3F Never has a comment showed such a lack of intelligence. As again you are swearing without cause and you are just assuming that i both like him and that i am Brittish when you know nothing about me. Good luck succeeding in life with that level of academic ability, you'll need it.

[M45t3rChI3F]

@TehMegaSnakeFan Lol, u wanna make anymore walls of text fag? stupid brits, watcha gonna do, they aint funny, and they good for nuthin. have fun listening to ur shit comedian fag.

[TehMegaSnakeFan]

@M45t3rChI3F Ha. People like you just make me laugh. I thought some of the people i knew were immature, but clearly they are wise old men compared to you. You're not worth my time. Goodbye you sad little racist dick. :)

[M45t3rChI3F]

@TehMegaSnakeFan lol stupid britfag is angry now, have fun with ur shitty comedians fag xD.

[Cokecakepopcorn]

@M45t3rChI3F Wow, that is a epic fail comment, by the way, why you on this video?

It must suck to be as stupid as you:(

[simp1234579]

@M45t3rChI3F You seem to say fag alot are you a fag yourself ut trying to hide it? or are you just ignorant?

[charlotteBraillie]

@TehMegaSnakeFan

Are you actually implying Britain has someone better than Sean Lock?

[TehMegaSnakeFan]

@charlotteBraillie There is no correct answer to that. It's all based on opinion. I personally like Russel howard, Kevin Bridges, Dara O Briain and such like. But Sean isn't bad.

[charlotteBraillie]

@TehMegaSnakeFan

Sean is topnotch, the crème de la crème, you shouldn't apologize for him. Anyone who thinks this is boring is a moron, regardless of personal taste.

[jeebateeba56]

@charlotteBraillie Lock is my second favourite comedian. I admit he's very good but personally I think Bill Bailey is better.

[charlotteBraillie]

@jeebateeba56

Does Bill Baily have a DVD out or something? I only know him from QI and the Buzzcocks.

[jeebateeba56]

@charlotteBraillie A number of excellent shows. Dandelion Mind, Part Troll, Cosmic Jam, Bewildered and Tinselwom are the best,

[jeebateeba56]

worm*. >_>

[charlotteBraillie]

@jeebateeba56

I thought you were calling me a worm! After some googling I assume you mean Tinselworm is the name of his DVD? Thanks.

[jeebateeba56]

@charlotteBraillie Yes, it's great, Dandelion Mind is his latest (Nov 2010) that's also worth checking out. Sean Lock's 'Lockipedia' is also great if you haven't already seen it.

[charlotteBraillie]

@jeebateeba56

Yes, I've seen Lockipedia. You're preaching to the converted when it comes to Sean Lock, baby!

Thanks for the Bill Bailey tip. I just saw some clips on youtube where he does some musical jokes about his job as an organist and it was very funny. I'm so desperate for good comedy, you know. I've just seen Simon Amstell's dvd by the way, and that was pretty good as well.

[retteretter]

@charlotteBraillie Sean isn't great at stand-up to be honest, but his reactionary comedy on shows is perfect.

[range567W]

@retteretter I agree. He is good on 8 out of 10 cats and QI

[charlotteBraillie]

@retteretter

Sean isn't great at stand up?? DIE, you traitor, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cthlhu4President]

@charlotteBraillie

Bill Bailey is the Champion.

[FamilyGuyRS]

@M45t3rChI3F Way to look like a complete retard.

[Loostifer]

The dancing at 1:56 always kills me

[sirdutcher]

Liking this extremely much

[IChooseJigglypuff]

65 people googled fiddling with star fish.

[BritishAlienCompany]

Atmosphere makes me think of chemistry! Just need a solid temperature and a good catalyst to get the partae started x

[ScareGilly]

did anyone else notice theres no 9:42?

[MrJiggerify]

@ScareGilly No. Because im watching the video not the timeline

[FloppyDickNation]

@ScareGilly Who gives a shit? Lol.

[JERSEY270391]

@ScareGilly I wonder how many people (like me) waited in anticipation to see if your comment was true or not...I laughed :D

[csgrambauer]

@JERSEY270391 Lol I did. :D

[jordan16195]

64 people are tramps who got their fiver's nicked lol!

[gaz2206]

The things I'd do to Lee Mack...

[alex524524524]

what a fantastic comedian.

[Melissavictoria24]

"Twat"...Twat...twat....twat..­...twat.....lol

[zimboy08]

Legend.

[tinu96]

Haha nooo :( I volunteer with St. John. Damnit now I'm a twat.

[amycleverblonde]

@tinu96 Same... :/

[CarissaXo99]

I do like both Marilyn Manson and Bob the Builder... I almost feel offended, but then again... nah.

[Obsidian1392]

that's ARMOUR, it's the minimum you expect from it!

[autodafeh242]

LOVE THIS I REALY LOL

[keiltye]

What song did he walk on to?

[Kazumaster]

The bit about cheering after a smashed plate, that happens up here in Finland too. So you're not alone, Britain!

[maukomusic]

@Kazumaster Croatia too :D

[Nebirias]

@maukomusic While we're at it, we actually do that in France as well. :p

[ZedLeppelin1989]

63 people had cocks put in their pints...

[liamsheridan18]

loooooove this guy's "waa-heyy" :)

[Jimbostina]

Been watching a lot of this guy lately. I think Im Sean Locked out. Bo shee.

[manaburn]

I don't think this is the Apollo from Brooklyn or wherever.

[Mariekristienharmsen]

Waaaahhhh-heeeyyyy

[LoxiDays33]

Lee Mack And Sean Lock On The Same Show? I'M IN!

[Naeddyr]

He's not as good as Nega-Sean Lock. Now that is one fucking funny serious Shakespearean actor.

[Mr1619991]

"All my mates, they're all twats. Me! but i'm working."

[martinmedeski]

his impression of someone eating a starter before a football match is the best

[EagleSyncProduction]

wtf... he's really not funny.. :| just my opinion, don't be dicks about it.

[WaltHawtin]

@EagleSyncProduction ... fair enough.  But you said it it in public instead of keeping it to yourself, so tough tiitty to you and cop the responses on the chin. And you are in small minority (see ratings). Like people who don't like puppies or barbed-wire gift ribbon.

[EagleSyncProduction]

@WaltHawtin Wow.. now I cant express my opinion? I think you're not funny either. And now I think you suck at life because of the comment you just posted as a reply to me O_O "keep it yo youreself", thats what she said O_O

[revesvans]

About 2,460,000 results for starfish porn, and a few actual google image results of starfish and naked women.

[iPengo]

112,000 results for busty foster mums

[tablatom]

He is my favorite stand up!!

[BeccaHeartsRainbows]

To the two people arguing on this video.. SHUT UP!!

[sheepeasy]

Fantastic standup!

On another note, has anyone ever been to the Apollo and realized how small it is? They never film comedians from the back of the room, but it's actually bloody small.

[FlumblesMum]

@sheepeasy Yes, I went there a couple of months ago and was surprised at how small it is. It's still impressive though.

[ToRiHale]

...twat haha

[LuckyLuLu1125]

at my school when anyone gets in fuck trouble we all go "WAHAYYY" i did in the middle of english coz someone came in coz theyd bin talkin in there class then i got moved coz i ended up bein the only one that found it funny oopsss!

[natpjohsnon]

@LuckyLuLu1125

cool story bro

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@natpjohsnon

yh im not a bro im a girl sister! lol

[scratchaholiks]

@LuckyLuLu1125 Sool btory cro

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@scratchaholiks

yh coz that wasnt random switchin all the first letters of each word and im not A BRO i hav 4 bros but im not one!! WAHAYYY U FUCK UP!! lol

[scratchaholiks]

@LuckyLuLu1125 Cool story bro.

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@scratchaholiks

r u doin this just to piss me off i was born a girl i am a girl in the future i WILL BE a girl not a boy...

[scratchaholiks]

@LuckyLuLu1125 Okay missy the phrase 'cool story bro' means noone gives a flying fuck about your stories now kindly stfu and/or people will keep spamming CSB at your comments regardless of your gender. L2meme

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@scratchaholiks

ok then coz u really think a give a crap about wat a twat like u says to me i think it would just show manners and intelligence (to things u dont posses) to be not implied as a boy even if it is a story and if u didnt care for my post then WTFH would u comment just ignore it cry a bit build and get over u cheecky fringing bastard and wth does L2meme mean another sign of no intelligence i presume

[natpjohsnon]

@LuckyLuLu1125

>implying you have any manners and intelligence. You spelled "because" in two different, incorrect ways, you assfuck. Anytime you think people want to hear what happened in your second grade English class, please step away from the keyboard.

[Morkat1991]

@natpjohsnon >implying you shouldn't get the fuck off of /v/

[natpjohsnon]

@Morkat1991

>Implying the implying stuff started on /v/

Honestly chanfags think they made everything on the internet.

You're not exclusive because you go to 4chan.

[Morkat1991]

@natpjohsnon Hoho, from some shitty obscure site then, I see.

[natpjohsnon]

@Morkat1991

Man, you sure got me there -

How am I supposed to argue with a /b/tard who hates obscurity?

[alazrenda9]

This guy needs to get on Would I lie to you.

Him and David Mitchell would be comedy GOLD.

[bluenail90]

55 south african's disliked this

[bluenail90]

best comedian at the mo.

[IndieMax7]

"I feel like a tramp with a fiver".

Excellent.

[WeHaveTheTurtle]

In my school cafeteria we used to cheer when things were broken as well, lol.

[breakablebuttercup]

whatever you dont dont slip over and slice yer own atmosphere.with taht knife woops, you already did

[aberkopeepes]

this is shit

[alazrenda9]

Sean Lock is so funny, I absolutely love him on 8 out of 10 cats.

[stephanbolton1234]

i wish he always walked like that :(

[Danthepest1]

@MrWonderful855 Got a few issues, eh?

[lennic95]

@MrWonderful855 Ever heard of an opinion? And anyway, why are you on the video if you don't like him...

[alazrenda9]

@MrWonderful855 Alright, he might not be funny to you, but there's no need to wish death on someone who hasn't done anything wrong..

[Christeena1]

booooring.... have you ever heard about billy connolly, robin williams or carlos mencia? those are comediants... lee mack is good as well...but this one...jesus

[Danthepest1]

@Christeena1 Oh please. If yelling makes you a comedian instead of actually clever material, then they can keep that title.

[DsShadowOfdecay]

@Christeena1 sean locks amazing, watch him on 8 out of 10 cats? its just opinion so dont force yours on us, retard.

[DourGuy]

@Christeena1 Carlos Mencia? Really? That was all you could come up with? Many of his jokes are proven to be stolen, and the rest are based on racial stereotypes. Don't pretend to be some elitist comedy expert, express your opinions where nobody cares, and then undermine yourself by citing Carlos Mencia as the perfect 'comedian'.

[pklukepk]

@Christeena1 - lol, none of those even compare to the cleverness that is Sean Lock. Brilliant delivery - brilliant concepts

[gloomyoutlook]

how fucking sweet was that starfish observation

bless

[geffel]

They actually DO do it in other countries, but never mind, still funny.

[alexioskalafatis]

fuckin hiralous

[alexioskalafatis]

fuckin hiralous

[MissSarahSmart]

saw him live last night and he is epic XD as good as he is on 8 out of 10 cats :)

[CatsRulesAll]

Sean Lock is such a good comedian, he can just ramble on about AIR and he's hilarious x] love him!

He's so good on 8 out of 10 Cats as well x]

[fatfuckfucker]

50 people only like Sean Open

[Chazlotte]

@fatfuckfucker fail

[fatfuckfucker]

@Chazlotte

Never. it's comedy genius!!! i sure has heck know Sean Open would be dissapoint and Sean Lock will write this down in his joke journal and then I'll be famous I will! King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!!

[crazychikn]

lee mack is a talentless unfunny cunt and shouldnt be in the same building as sean lock

[carpii]

@crazychikn I used to think that too. He's quite quick witted though, and his ad-lib stuff can be pretty funny, even if his stand-up isnt that good

[Kibezter]

Finnish people will love the fact that this guy looks like Matti Vanhanen

[SuperUser1992]

This guy is a genius especially on 8 out of 10 cats. Watch him!!!

[mrpolaroid123]

id love to see this guy take on a heckler....

[ishopinamsterdam]

some people in belgium cheer broken plates but we are making plans to kill them.

[watashiwaninja]

HOUMUS!! ahaha

[danislipknot]

in brazil we actually, cheer the broken plates...and glasses.... thats probably a reflex of the inner thought.... "damn, I wish i had broken that!"