How To Make Techno

[demmunchies]

we want more quak



[iamawonderfulgirl]

I wish he like made this into an mp3.

[The1andonlyIris]

2008: nerd

2012: hipster

[desquire1962]

DARN IT..... Now I have this AWESOME song stuck in my head.

[Tygerlily179]

@ 0:00 That's the same exact piano I have O_O

[LegitimatePokemon]

CRUMPETSHEX!

[jrb5311]

This is better then Lady Gaga

[Rickyclub]

what type of casio keyboard you using?

[400Celeron]

Crumpet........Crumpet Sex.....I Love Crumpets...Get On My Crumpet...Crumpet Love..........

[400Celeron]

Crumpet......Crumpet Sex......

[GhostTownLeader]

Quak

[MeagLuigi775]

hoo too technoo

[XenaXIV]

that was actually pretty funny. stupid, but funny.

[MinimalBCK]

You are gay

[tiger123655]

I hate how the two top comments are the same.

[benroachy]

what gay cunt 

[picpic2020]

@benroachy-_- You Person Your Stupid

[animelovergirl9813]

Wow this was accualy help full but not the crumpet sex though yeah that's just weird lol

[XenaXIV]

@animelovergirl9813 umm... it's not supposed to help... (I hope)

[iliketoscooter13]

sometimes, i cover my selff in oil and pretend im a slug.

[dantewillcry08]

Crumpet sex mmmm lol

[Supatyp88]

idiot

[EmelynAngel]

I was so convinced that Onision was Matt Webb from MT.

[xk4t]

Crumpet.

Crumpet sex.

Mmm.

Crumpet.

[fgsTM3]

Fail -.-

[TheKayler01]

o_o I'm stupid I should've looked at the desc.. o_o

[TheKayler01]

HIS NAME IS QUACK? Or... I heard wrong :D.. xD

[StVampyrMassacare]

@TheKayler01 Quak the British Nerd yep that's his name......................Crum­pet Sex.....MMMMMMMMM

[TheKayler01]

@StVampyrMassacare Lol Hahaha I just found it was Quak. Not Quack. :P

[iSupportYouLPSx]

Wow...

[sharkapillar]

crumpet sheksh!

[GDawg12323]

Thumbs up if you are watching in 2011

[Luvmariohatekikyo2]

@GDawg12323 No. Im watching it in 1851. -.-

[tourettesunicornio]

editing is a little bit choppy but after first few seconds song went really well

[GhlyMasta]

Crumpet sex? Haha

[docchocobo]

Your My hero LOL

Techno sux lol.

[RainbowBambiie]

miss videos like these:(

[MrCodeman9798]

Thumbs Up if Watching in 2013 wait......

[thegoldennight100]

what type of keyboard is that?

[tourettesunicornio]

thid dude sounds like my cousin

[JonahHartley]

poor english accent, not impressed

[metaldorksforever666]

@JonahHartley He's not pretending to be English. He's pretending to be a nerd with a speech impediment. lol

[RandomLightbulbs]

that actaully sounds good lol

[Blach1234]

i love his face at 0:58 LOL :D

[ZeiWen]

That song was sick

[MeagLuigi775]

crumpet secksh

[grapest101]

hahahahhaha black notes 

[zip4512858]

GAY WIG

BUT I LOVE YOU GREG

MR.BUSHY EYEBROW AND NO THIS IS NOT A HATE COMMENT <3

[GoodMorningRejection]

I acturlly really like the song.

no joke.

[Freakshow180]

I was looking for this video. I remember watching this RIGHT when I first started watching you. And that was back before you got big.

[keg2014]

....is ti weird that i liked that song?? XD

[HerBeautyx]

did anyone else catch the subtle hint of the Ozzie Osbourn voice ??

[TheNightdeth]

CRUMPET SHECS! :P

[le16pard]

in music club

[falltothedeath]

crumpet sex XD

[Magnustheman123]

this is gay nerd music

[MsLeoplurodon]

I love Quak. I'm thinking of naming my first born son after him.... loljk

[Ilovetombraider12]

Is it bad that I love the song?

[NoOneWantsToDie]

i need this song on iPod!!

(from a techno nerd :P)

[REALLYadriel]

hey only use black notes that racist

[TheFlowerOfDeath]

@REALLYadriel okay, what if he used the white notes? would he be racist then? -___- your a dumbass

[Josuecabanas]

Lol so funny

[toffy619]

am i the only one who accually liked the song?

[FattyKattyBiznitch]

Bing copied you!!! D:

[TheLunafel]

have a quait fanciiii aftanuuun :D

[jkk45]

lol

[NosTechno9099]

goddddddddddddddd dammmmmmittttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttt

[nekkedzombeh]

he sounds more middle European

[fenot1992]

2:23 I hope you learn a lot on techno to DIE

[GoznerPeter]

BRING QUAK BACK!!

[Tmanstext]

The sad thing is, people might actually buy this...

[RicharDmanTheDude]

@Tmanstext *Norwegian black metal ftw*

[BestSSBBPlayer]

cwumphets

[MrJosephSlaughter]

:o this video had me speechless :D

[jokurandomlol]

how can u keep a straight face?:D

[natemorey]

lmao that actually was a pretty fine song lol.

[Mrconman0123]

!MAKE A MP3 VERSION! ONISION RULES!!!!!!

[StarAngel9ThePenguin]

can i have the mp3 for this??

[emilybelle100]

crumpet shex

[JDactiveshow]

tron legacy - end on line (it sound alot alike)

[Shayllax3]

Get on MY crumpet lmaooo

[technicalerr0r]

eugh.

yet more generic narcarcistic youtube 'witt'

a viral in the making.

[themisscrazymonkey]

awesome ^^

[lonelygloomyday]

epic xD

[XperieeX]

hHHhHHhahhahahahh

[XperieeX]

Can you link me this song with a downloadlink? :)

[FacelessOnlooker]

You sound like a German who's been in London for a bit too long.

[SuperMegaPeanut]

HAEVE A QUITE FANCEH AFTEHNOON

[xMDKx]

Makes sense

[mad7o7]

i have that same key board

[dirtypleasures]

he must be wanking while looking at the mirrow what a tool

[103959770979]

Quak the British fag is here to teach you Techno

[marsuylama]

Oh my god XD I love your shirt!!!

[Matheu202]

penis =)

[LilMissBling97]

yay for krumpit sex!!

[Joanthecutey]

I appreciate techno and I'm a prep, even though it's more of a nerd loved genre, that is put more in space age video games.

but yah, the only thing I would hate about some of it are the parts were the DJs say random things during the songs that don't make any sense.

[mafiaman479]

@Joanthecutey fuck preps they all need to die in hole you fucking rich fags.

[DarkMoonMurmur]

@Joanthecutey Really? Thats my favorite part XD

[outfaceoleander]

1:59 anyone else see he's in his underwear in the bottom left square? lol

[rascal31509]

So i gave the bitch a crumpet.

bitches love crumpets.

[Gerrieboy11]

wow. euh... crumpet sex? FTW :D

[Ejay845]

lol

[MsMultiBeard]

sounds like daft punks :)

[solarr1024]

HAVE A QUITE FANCY AFTERNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN :D

[greatmanforgirls]

pareses pendejo wee al chile tienes cara como ke te la estan metiendo jajaj

[E1carna]

fuck! my mum has that shirt in grey AND she wears the matching hoodie in public

[mw2king89]

u suck at making techno i could destrooooyy you any day any time!!!

[G2theS]

lOl.

[xXCookieXx666]

at least its better then justin bieber

[arcedavid69]

EPIC AS FUCK

[Silverwing179]

Have a quite fancy afternoooon

[WeBelongInTheSea]

I too, love crumpets :D

[taborszernagy]

"it's best to use only black notes, so you have less to choose from. makes it more simple and people think you're cooler." :'-DD

[WEAREWILDERNESSS]

hahahahaha this could make me feel better any day. kudos to you for making the funniest video ive seen in a while. and its funny because is better than my techno hahahahaha

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

this is why hot chip have destroyed music

[soswim841]

Casio Keyboard....... sad.. :\

[KraftyTheHatter]

He isn't wearing pants.

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

"Whooooo to technooo" O_O

[Beazy147]

I actually went to my keyboard and played this :) its fun :D (Casio is the best)

[DaleStrickland]

After watching this video, I can now make techno.

Srsly.

[UCLAJaime]

how to i download it

[justinlecktschimmel]

that s no techno thats 90 s pop

[kendraxdoodle]

224 people hate crumpet sex

[RSyemi14]

am I the only one that didint get hear from my sick song?

[MrdylanNBens]

@RSyemi14 your not alone

[firemonkey4me]

@RSyemi14 We're here for you

[baicatchTV]

@RSyemi14 nope :)

[DiggerDeeper1]

@RSyemi14 Nope I got here from How to Dress Like a SERIAL KILLER and clicking How to videos

[rmrmistero]

@RSyemi14 i didnt

[123Noodlehead123]

@RSyemi14 i got here from doctor bad news

[EvraVonRaindropRC]

Its funny because im british but i hate crumpets XD

[starbucksjunkie101]

222 PEOPLE DIDN'T SOUND GOOD WHILE THEY TRIED TO TECHNO

[Endoom76]

Ummmm... Crumpet...Crumpet sex... 

[ItsLaihinen]

Fake :S

[DaPope2403]

crumpet sex... really?

[lilbuzz2000]

you gotta say he knows how to do techno

[Zkrudriverz]

@lilbuzz2000 this aint even techno

[arakskandi]

cooooool :-D 

[ResistanceofLove]

crumpet shex

[THEG00DF3LLA]

sounds like tayzonday

[redspicycupcake]

wow me and my friend made up crumpet sex before we even saw this :O

[Q0MG]

ASHSAUHUASHUASUAS

[tastycakes53]

that was the worst british accent ever xD

[zzg9900]

Isnt it awesome that all techno songs sound like this even i did this

[ericslaimshow]

we need a full song reunion of this!

[Converge1231]

I want your smurfett shirt

[madeathome09]

haha, its funny because that's exactly what you did in your song im so gamer

[StephanieRoze]

crumpet shecksh!

[firefrezee]

technoooooooo

[thesingingpickle]

We need to speed this up. xD

[Meundie]

I wanna hear you speak German.

For serious.

[TRDEWH]

ahhh, a classic :)

[hurleygirl27]

I rave to this :D

[norkaMURDER]

I have that same keyboard, and I have no Idea how to use it like that xD

[droidfan2010]

can we download the song??

[xXxHeavenlyWolfxXx]

lol awesome

[KemonoAkiah]

crumpet. crumpet sex. mmm. crumpets

[103959770979]

@KemonoAkiah Thank you for the translation. lol

[theseburningroses]

"How to techno." *rewinds and repeats 1000 times* He says it so awesomely. X3

[holycrapitstowlie]

MORE QUAK = NOW

[TheLunafel]

sheksh...

[roscojon1]

ramdom dance : )

[xQuenne]

It's actually an awesome songg ! xD

[mad7o7]

beautfiul

[BaskGurrl]

This is awesooooooooooooooome !!!! :D

I love you man !

[theshopking5]

HAH TUH TECHNU!

[RedSparkleTV]

nice shirt lolz

[MckaiserDragon]

another vid with no pants :O

[103959770979]

This guy is great.

[Xx0MsPandA0xX]

Can i get this on itunes? XD

[Streetfirenr1]

that,s gay



[adonphillips]

Thumbs if T Pain should do a remake

[MATSENAL]

that's EBM-ish

[christhian0512]

2nd time this is mistery vid o.O

[jasonjapi]

lawl, transcribed cap is funny! BTW press 1, 2 ,3 ,4 and 5 to have INSANE amout of fun!

[Mistman12]

this sounds like the new tron theme song. cool!

[simpsoncheat]

HU TU TECNOU