I'm Like An Egg, I Only Got Laid Once, By My Mom (AsKassem #61)

[edenchocolate]

Ok, Im a Mormon, we dont believe tht. lol but it was funny tho.

[TriqehFTW]

when tremain comes on i shit myself. and check behind me..

[Gianpimp1996]

Kassem's nose is so big she used a sling shot to feed him because his mom couldn't reach.... Jk Kassem is my fave youtuber

[Bboyslinky]

I pooped a typewriter and then made love to that typewriter

[NoMoreNooblets]

@7496876 Thanks. Now my hate has decreased significantly.

[CODPLAYER1996]

What's the fastest thing in the desert?

An Ethiopian with a McDonalds gift card.

This better be the top comment when I come back... Or else!!!

[bdebramo]

you will appreciate his videos more if you are high...

[HighVoltageWeed]

1:06 = best part of the video xD 

[Hashpotato]

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my cock.

[freshenup]

this is THE single most fucked up show I've seen on YouTube, and hell I love it

[xMissEileen]

wow, shay's religion is shit.

[Do0Mify]

Kassem should call Twitter, Twatter. Penis.

[sezza158]

People should probably stop insulting him because he doesnt give a shit

[rogernickmeza]

the only educational thing i've learned from this show was that mormons are stupid ignorant dicks. and i can i get fries with tht?

[themclongfoot]

ive got a freestyle.....

[niffer452]

I go to the link every time I see one of these videos because I know you get ad revenue. In return I would like a job that doesn't totally suck. I could even be the studio errand boy. Whatever you need. Coffee, donut, blowjob, the options are limitless. Bradley Cooper.

[darkhero55987]

SHAVE THE MUSTACHE U FILTHY HOBO

[undefinedpurpose]

i wonder how many times kassem has had sex..

[markus122piesuckers]

When KASSEM g has sex he does it with a man in

[hello85718]

what did Chuck Norris do to Kassem G... he broke his nose

[LoL4meXD]

KEEP CLAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[32AlittleToosoon23]

Kassem's sex life is like the tootie pop

lick once, lick twice, maybe three times...CRUNCH!!!!!

[MMathelisa]

"horror, horror"

Apocalyps Now ftw.

[juggalo4life347]

any one else notis when hana minx tv was mad lol

[NBCramer]

I saw vin blog at the mall today, I didn't say anything because I remembered this show ya sick fuckers

[184Films]

HAHAHAHA... best thing I've ever seen... Add me ta Googer than kerPRUS

[QueenIsLove39]

idk whats smaller, the dislike button or kassems penis

[roxnlace]

Kassem G is a narwhal.

his nose is just so big :p

[MissNikkiNeko]

Guys Mormons are awesome. shaycarl and his family are mormon!!

[Ryanatboulder]

What if Kassem was the one filming Hannahs show?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[someblackguy33]

damn mormons

[SweetSweetMagic1]

Fucking mormons...

[WonderBuety]

if Kassem's nose was on his forehead, he would be a unicorn!

[xYakob18x]

@WonderBuety Not even close to funny.

[teddzertell123]

This one scared me.

[MsAwesomenis]

I would kinda hate working with u cuz u seem kinda like a douche but don't take it in a bad way cuz i think fucking hilariouse!!!

[SouthIndianbb101]

kassem lets get marrried

[NoMoreNooblets]

Oh My God. Now I hate Mormons. Not that I'm black or anything.

[7496876]

@NoMoreNooblets That video was not done by mormons, and it is false. There are tons of black mormons.

[babsblue5525]

@NoMoreNooblets dont worrie i am Mormon and i can ashore u thats not true

[Xxsharkman423Xx]

WHY HAS KASSEM STOPPED MAKING VIDEOS!? Its not like he has another job!!....oh and his nose is really big

[DailyNoobPwner]

@Xxsharkman423Xx Hes puts a lot of work into them... it takes time... you wouldnt know.

[Xxsharkman423Xx]

@DailyNoobPwner haha the whole point of this show is that he DOESNT put a lot of work into them. Its supposed to be a hilariously stupid side project. NoobPwner is a net noob

[computergeek836]

The title is bullshit, I own 3 hens and at times they could lay more than one egg a day.

[freckleface1991]

@computergeek836 do they lay the same egg more than once?

[computergeek836]

@freckleface1991 Well no.. but i see your point, i guess the title does make sense.

[Jenchixo]

lmaoo he called her a bitch ! xD omg i wouldve choke kassem :D

[xkillerx420x]

WOW!!!

[Ickyarkman]

Kassem fly me out to do a show with you.

[illincrux]

this guy is like a hot fart in my face..

[chadb1992]

KassemG is a nice man and deserves respect

[PestVic]

Lets slap Miya ass next time yes?

[goldeliteIT]

fuck kassem

[MrPudge831]

KassemG is plain out gay

[mrbigs2008]

KassemG's mom is so fat she finds it offley hard attracting men

[zambrano9666]

you earned a subscriber @ 5:38

[YezidiPrincess]

I think Kassem is hot, fuck you if you don't agree, lol

[Powerdog08]

Netflix isnt even available in Australia so i cant sign up to that shit

[TieFighter2K11]

Could some one tell me what was that rasist cartoon in there that was fucked up

[BreezyBabiix]

wtf was that animated vid about black ppl o.e?

[mrladiesman99]

He not really gay is he? CUZ I'LL KILL HIS FUCKING DOG!!!!!!

[TysweetMusic]

Do you play any sports? "Yes."

[dariusxify]

netflix should get ray to do it.i refuse to "netflix" cus kassems the 1 promoting it.

[ckbs1]

@dariusxify rwj is a faggot

[SoccerLogan]

i had my hand in my pants for the duration of this video.

[iRyan79]

Id love to pork mia

[africanhustler05]

AsKassem is an awesome show, just like Jersey Shore

[stirling360]

does jon na like willys??

[cjeffus08]

Is Kassems nose small? nope, chuck testa

[17GIOVANILOPEZ]

Whose laugh was that at 5:12? Freakin hilarious

[17GIOVANILOPEZ]

The title of this AsKassem was genius

[FromLouisvilleNotKY]

@4ESmith4 I found you just to thumbs u up!

[WHOR1BLE]

kassem in cumdumpster land<333333

[AtomicCheese92]

whats the song right at the end when the music list comes up, i cant find it

[AtomicCheese92]

5:06 look at that ass...

[buttzila1]

Kassem G likes dick

[Tony2Fingers2007]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A NETFRIX?!

[DarkRiver756]

Wtf was that diabetic clown vomiting?

[MrKguy97]

KassemG is terrible at making terrible videos on time

[superfez09]

Dude I want to see more terrible videos

[markus24q]

You better have something good next episode, gaybo.

[MarsIsAngry]

OH COME ON NOW, Kassem. Your job is to entertain us. DANCE MONKEY.

[nguinguingui]

You said December 1st you'd have more videos for us; you've had two.

[LoveJaeger]

KassemG is always 1st in line for a gay-orgy, but last at making a new video.

[FTMH3R0]

Tremaine stalker shit is so fuckin funny

[TheSk8er4life77]

Where the fuck is the new video u fucking pacastition piece of shit

[whoisjeZus]

Hey fucking piece of shit faggot you need to stop sucking your big ass nosed moms tit and make a new ask kassem you fucking Mexican looking turd!!!!!!!

[SeattleSkylinesS]

Hey G Spasm wheres the new video?

[bigPar3kh]

Kassem gs real dad died in childbirth

[xpro25]

make a new vid you faggot

[xSaNdWiChPaRtYx]

When KassemG was born, his nose came out first.

[lopapapapa]

The G stands for Gaddafi, Kassem is Gaddafi's illegitimate child.

[jhnpalc]

Hey fucker where are the videos??!!

[Gdayman5]

KassemG's mother should have swallowed him.

[BZLentertainment]

@Gdayman5 aww that's too harsh lol

[Gdayman5]

KassemG used to be funny, but he took an arrow to the knee.

[SAMLT3M]

@MikeVivirto Been done before bud. Fan much

[Pangwinz420]

Kassem G is an asshole for not putting up videos

[pinkfemishirts95]

Jesus Christ Kassem. What did you lose this weeks video in your nose?

[HDaWg1215]

make this askassem 62 title

Kassem likes putting out video super late so he can tell his dads all the complaints on his wall are just his friends

[Marisaur]

KassemG was Cyrano in a past life

[bowdring123]

wheres the new video big nose!

[klzx100]

BRING HATER COMMENT OF THE WEEK BACK!!!! please :D

[Clown4740]

so his new thing is to do a video every other year? might as well just quit doing these videos

[TheMitko97]

KassemG is cool...

[2000charp]

when will they show askassem having sex whith jon fuckin na,its about time since they did there last one

[xboxreviewmaster]

its been 3 weeks!!! where is the new ask kassem?

[geeedup760]

hey kassem you lil bitch you better put a new askkassem or else im going to rape your mom biotch!!!!!

[SWAGNINJA666]

th (G) in KASSEM G's name stands for GAYBRIEL because hes gay!!!! lololololololtrololololol

[ThePhantom89er]

kassemg is a fucking genius and ray william johnson is a fag!

[Zlazh7]

Kassemg's nose is bigger than his brain!

[Bull3tCal]

Kassemg is the..........gayest person ive ever seen

[leRAADness]

KassemG still uses Google Plus..

[blokkeren]

KassemG has had sex with every porn star that appeared on going deep, including ron jeremy.

[Matrixzass]

Hey dickhead, are doing #62 or what?

[MASEOLIO]

kassemg was fired from performing circumcisions for pocketing too many tips

[Moose9071]

Kassemg's gonna die when he's bumgie jumping and his bungie rope snaps funny how he was born with a broken rubber and he willndie with a broken rubber

[TheARABslap]

KassemG is so poor, ducks toss bread to him.

[TheARABslap]

@hamnsteedt23 kassem g's nose is much bigger then a inch.

[botbpro]

Willie Nelson uses KassemG's nose as a bong

[Gdayman5]

KassemG used to be funny, but he took an arrow to the knee.

[JustinBieberDoesAnal]

diggin the lack of bulge kassem .

[Hamnsteedt23]

Kassem nose is bigger then chuck norris penis!!

[IoLumadd]

BITCH, WE NEED A NEW VIDEO FROM YOUR FAGGOT ASS - TIRED OF SEEING THAT DUMBASS CLOWN ON YOUR CHANNEL, MAKE A NEW FUCKING VIDEO

[BZLentertainment]

@IoLumadd lol UMAD your obssessed with this faggot

[killerloc10]

@IoLumadd Lol U Mad Bro?

[baragirl07]

@IoLumadd U MAD,BRO

[acenj11]

I use to fucking annoying like KassemG BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH , until i got an arrow in the knee.

[Mozezrox]

KassemG is Hitler's secret grandchild.

[TheFlowerfetish4]

your first videos is better than these new ones. you have to talk more and animate less! for real! but i love you <3 all homo.

[bmxdude47]

KassemG`s nose is so big he can smoke a cigar in the shower!

[KoolestKAT04]

@bmxdude47 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You stole that from me fucker.

[MrDarthKnight1]

KassemG got either 6 or 9 toes on his right foot.

[bmxdude47]

When i asked kassemG "Whats your favorite word?" He yelled back penny

[EstevanGomez1739]

If kassemg was to fart, itll come out of his nose

[BasilTishna]

Kassem is so generous he provides shelter for homeless people in his nose :')

[antburgess95]

whats vin up to or did jon na kill him

[JPdab]

Everyone nose how to spot a Gharaibeh.

[29bookie]

The "G" in KassemG stands for gonorrhea.

[henrikabergmann]

KassemG loves his mother more than she loves him.

[sexychannel4you]

what was netflix again?? i forgot

[StanBobPoe]

do you smoke weed?

[MrBladeZero]

HANNAH MINX IS IN LA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[studd196]

KassemG should get his mum as the next pornstar for going deep

[jovannicab]

KassemG is like a bird, shits white. But he already nose thats

[botbpro]

KassemG Is A Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

[grovesust]

KassemG looks like he has permanent mystery man glasses on.

[blaabla2]

KassemG comes just once, out of the closet.

[27alps]

@kassemg puts the G in gay

[DarthInhalerz]

kassem g is the only person on youtube with a second channel that is actually worthy of watching fukin props dude

[cabinsidepark]

Insert Netflix plug here...

[ultimatlyunfair]

When Kassem G was in prison he didn't need to drop the soap he just bent over and got ready

[emi136260]

Kassem, I don't know whats wrong with people but I think there is honestly nothing wrong with u and that u are a very funny person. Seriously . Ps your nose is not that big!

[OfficialMusicHero]

if sex were money, kassem g would be on welfare

[MikeVivirito]

KassemG is like February 29, he only comes once every four years.

[The4thResistance]

@MikeVivirito you do realize that comment has already been used for one of the askassems

[Samibaby43]

Kassem ,If you really want to know about mistakes,you should ask your parents

[Samibaby43]

When Kassem was born, the police arrested his dad, the doctor slapped his mom, animal control euthanized his brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved his life.

[EwjStudios]

Is that Kassems nose, or did a bus just park on his face?

[38Victor38]

You reckless piece of shit i want number 62 ! Did you sniff it you big nosy bastard