The Stig Top Quotes

[bazzaboy45]

some say that he is the only person to buy a sofa from Dfs .....when there wasn't a sale on

- last Sundays show

[TheAnonymous6818]

Some say he was born by HP, and that his tan color is purple.

[TheRevTholomew7]

Some say he's got 4 tattoos of his face on his face.....

[simplecoffee]

'He isn't machine washable' XDDD. I bet that was Clarkson.

[nightshade5617]

Some say he can change his body shape and his helmet is actually his head.

[TD4f22]

in one pi fat in another not?!

[7102pac096]

some say his scrotum got its own gravity field

[barca5madrid0]

dome say his nipples are explosive

[seppel412]

shit i know the song i just dont remember its name and band ! drives me crazy hahaha

[alexandru0018]

some say that he has more facts than chuck norris...

[metalwasp]

lololololol! 0.33 i should be threw! yikes!

[MacGyver920]

Some say: that when Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks under it for The Stig.

[208Luckygirl]

@MacGyver920

Amen to that!Best Stig comment I've read!

[MacGyver920]

@208Luckygirl Hehe! :D The new Stig quotes from season 17 are also funny! :)

[bigmusic97]

@MacGyver920 whahaha thats genius man

[MacGyver920]

@bigmusic97 He does! ;D

[bigmusic97]

@MacGyver920 This Stig joke i just find on the internet, just gr8:

Some say when he passes gas, it sounds like the SLK55 at acceleration.

xD

[MacGyver920]

@bigmusic97 LMAO!

[6SpAr6TAN69]

He should take his helmet off to see his terminator face.

[mokle999]

@scipt3r Your comment sucks!!! stop thinking you are funny!

[tempak332]

Some say his urine is concentrated petrol all we know he is called the stig.

[yayatCHILLZ]

some say he masturbates with a sandpaper...all we know is he's called The Stig.

[MrPomeroyWatson]

Some say he and Chuck Norris aren't allowed to fly on the same plane.

[andyweuling]

some say he once had an affair with Marlin Brando, and that he is scared the BBC will reveal his salary because he is paid in strong pornography

[Degree326]

Some Say... That He Doesn't Take Baths, Baths Take Him! And That He Doesn't Step In Puddles, Because They Run Away When They See Hm Coming!

[ps3113]

Some say that when he takes off his helmet there is another helmet and that when he makes love he thinks his partner is the Nurburgring. All we know is hes called The Stig.

[mikelove2110]

i love chunky stig

[DunSkeetrProductions]

some say, he invented the curtain

[florinelooo]

Some say he's a CIA experiment gone wrong.

[Weston178]

Some say he's tired of stupid assumptions

[liamwitdre]

Some say that at a junction, The Stig doesn't turn left.. The earth turns right.

[cyr135]

some say he drinks premium unleaded in shot glasses, and that he dosent know what a hybrid is...

[daniel0731ex]

40 dislikes

"Some say that he have 40 clones, and all of them are permenantly attached to his helmet"

[interceptor12345]

Some say, he doesnt know how to ride a bike

[k0pikolombia]

some say, the stig is schumacher... and they are wrong...

[ryuuk85]

Some say he once had penis reduction surgery, even know docters said it couldnt be done. and His I.Q. is scaled in PSI.

[Andydag904]

some say he is sexually attracted to bricks and that his genitals are on upside down

[americanu197]

some say he is Ben Collins all we know is he's sacked

[ASSHOLELA]

some say, he would eventually become tired of being insulted all the time and join fifth gear.

[siks7ate]

Some say that he cannot find land on a map, and that he can be folded to the size of a playing card.

[RK1Hatty]

"Some say, that he has a stripey top like mine."

"Oh come on James, nobody is buying that for a second!"

[mustang6172]

Some say that his name backwards is Gits and that this comment deserves a thumbs up.

[randombloke10]

some say he's called ben collins ... well actually he is ... fucking harperCollins just couldnt keep there noses out could they

[jensmariusbenja]

"Some say that he's convinced that clouds follow him"

[wiep22]

'Some say his first name really is ''The''

[germino777]

Chuck Norris=The Stig

[KingOfZilla]

Some say that he's actually one of Chuck norris' sperm cells, and that he's gotten into a fight with speed racer. All we know is, he's called the stig.

[JayRicci7891]

Some say... that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he pulled out of 'I'm A Celebrity' because he is scared of trees. And Australia. And Koo Stark. And Ant. And Dec.

[rspivotmaster]

"Some say, he sucks the moisture from ducks!"

[ecchibanzaii]

Actual voice quotes. >>>>> crapy music.

[EliteGhost001]

''he is confused by stairs''

rofl xD

[DarkGenesis15]

"Some say that he has some terrible plans involving the moon. And, although he's been known to leave his house in a bit of a a hurry, he's never once hit a fire hydrant.

[justforever96]

I'm guessing the "Jade Goody is a racist pig faced waste of blood and organs" was NOT one the show! LOL.

[JayRicci7891]

@justforever96 It was! Clarkson stared into the camera while he said it!

[PressAltF4OrElse]

@JayRicci7891 What episode was that? Jade Goody being insulted. Haha! >:D

[JayRicci7891]

@PressAltF4OrElse It was series 9, episode 1. January 2007 :)

[seabasstian17]

threw..... bro..... threw

[moosemaimer]

About the stairs one, have we ever seen the Stig use stairs? When he dropped off the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust for testing, he used the ramp instead. Maybe he can't use stairs.

[KTMxtremeSTUNTS]

@moosemaimer lol you are completely right!!

[LyricVidsProductions]

What episode was it that Jeremy went "All we know is, he's called the Stog!"?

[firefighterno1]

Some say he invented Simon Cowell and that his man garden is home to seven different species of wood weevils. All we know is he is called the Stig!

[bunneybeast]

some say he sleeps inside out and that there have been reports of people suffering from stig flu

[vikingbattleforhalo]

some say he got sucked up down around and side ways...but all we know is he's called the stig.

[NarowAR07]

some say The stig is chuck norris but wait i lied im the only one saying that

[FreakedOutSteve]

instead of the "sleeping up side down" one, I prefer the "he sleeps in side out!!!XD

[iseeboxer]

pause it den slow reader

[Mani231290]

I like the Jade Goody one. xD

[Wartled]

shit c'mon I can't read that fast

[porshe9118]

Some say that he has feelings,others say that he may be even human.All we know is he's called the stig.

[gonzalo85]

"Some say that he only know two facts about ducks.. and both of them are wrong" LOL!!!

[jkobeh]

thats the first episode i saw, ive been a fan since then

[Bigngreen]

the stig could be many people.

[hawk860]

i have a theory, the get the all the F1 drivers and line them up and let them each do a show to keep us guessin

[Bigngreen]

that could work.

[ianhumphreys7]

Some say if you feed him a carrot he will do impressions of the queen or that he once punched a horse to the floor, all we know is hes called the stig!.

[henkfritsbarend]

through --> FAIL

[JustaNotch]

LOOOL ive looked all over for this video!!

it'de be even Greater if u added cuts from the show where the Quotes were said!!

keep it up

[littleblueleprecorn]

we need a man who has never driven a remote control car before, someone who has never watched moonraker on christmas eve =]

[Chiz1992]

you're a complete idiot if u think Schumacher is the Stig - imagine his wage for every episode of top gear for one thing. btw its some touring car driver called Dan. 0:34 retard who made this gets a bit mixed up with the words through and threw. FUCK SAKE

[brssmnky88]

apparently the internet is very serious.

[GIANNHSPEIRAIAS]

touring drivers cant handle a f1 car dude

[BROK3NDR34MZ]

Some say that he invented Poland, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 48.1 seconds. All we know is: he's called The Stig!!

[oarih94]

Some say, he knows 2 facts about ducks and they're both wrong.

[AndrevCRX]

STIG is everyhere :)

[JayRicci7891]

Some say that his name is Michael and he lives in Switzerland...

[trevwrc]

well its funny how hes fat here and thin on last nights prog...

[DestinyShiva]

Refering to 0:14?

I think that was "American" Stig, who was intentionally very big D:

Though I agree, his body shape is too wrong regardless -____-;;

[JayRicci7891]

Racing drivers tend to put on weight after they retire... :-) My comment was in jest, Michael Schumacher is'nt The Stig.

[trevwrc]

i looked at the video online and if you look at the stig's body frame compared to Schumacher they are two different people.

Schumacher is much broader in the shoulders.

As Schu tests ferraris cars now i reckon it was just for the show as he was trusted to drive the fxx

[JayRicci7891]

Yeah you could be right mate. It was a bit of a clue now that I think about it, because that black Ferrari FXX actually belongs to Schumacher, Ferrari were only going to build 29 examples but they made a 30th for Schuey to thank him after his retirement.

[bollybib678]

I think The Stig is Ben Collins. And I saw a video of Schumacher at Muguello accelerating and burning-out in a black FFX. I heard that he has "30" on it to thank him - as you said.

[speedfunk]

indeed, schumacher is way to short to be the stig.... i think Jason Plato is the stig

[craaaaaig1]

some say he invented branston pickle!

[porshe9118]

I saw The stig on TV at the F1 qualification in Britain at Silverstone yesterday.

[molnez]

Nice spelling there, spammy58.

[TerorB10]

threw is spelt through lmao

[joshisdaboi]

it's spelt throw ^_^ :L

[reviewsfortech]

its "spelt" spelled!

[wrestinc]

some say urinate 98 ron petrol

[aymthebest]

The nipple outline was one of my favourite, ever.

"Some say that he has a full tatoo of his face, on his face"

"Some say that he has no understanding, of clouds"

"Some say that his breath smells like magnesium"

"Some say that one of his legs grows longer when he seesa pretty lady.... And that it's been a while since I've made any of those so I've forgotten to come up with a second one" Lol that was Richard :D

[wesleysuperman]

@aymthebest some say that he knows two facts about ducks... and they are both wrong.

[KirkTheGod]

some say his voice can only be heard by cats

[madmoo1984]

some say that one of his legs grows when he see's a pretty lady..... love it!

[dresito12]

song name? plz

[adekenyon]

'Song 2' by Blur

[Giuseppe16]

Blur - Song 2

[radge6]

some say that if he made beer he would make the best bear in the world

[OrculaBlak]

LoL!!!

that was great man! XD

[letsgostreakin]

"Some say that he only knows 2 facts about ducks and there both wrong!"

[iamthebuz]

If you give him an important job he will skive off and he couldn't go on i'm a celebrity get me out of here because he would get them all pregnant including the camera men are good ones as well

[Onibakudrift]

He sucks the wetness out of ducks.

[raikosmig]

The mclaren F1 i believe was fernando alonso wearing a white helmet during winter testing.

[daviddrane]

some say that if he was the England football manager he wouldn't of been such a ginger prat and ruined it for all of us....

[daviddrane]

yup but australian top gear is no where near as good as the original british one

[bouncysmile]

LOL i know top gear is a car show but the 3 presenters click so well its so entertaining and i love it. i a girl and thats saying summik

[JayRicci7891]

Some say... that he is'nt allowed by law, within a hundred yards of lorraine kelly. and that he's never seen an episode of Top Gear because he's a huge fan of Midsomer Murders.

All we know is, he's called Bergerac.

[luckoftheirish01]

Some say one of his legs get longer when he meets a pretty lady.

[fastfreddy32]

Some say, he knows Victoria's sectret!

[kompana08]

who sings the song anyway?

[Drekafluga]

kompana08, it's Song 2 by Blur (greatly influenced by the time spent with Icelandic band Botnleðja). =)

[ducalux]

blur - song 2

[DrParmesan]

Good one! I am also confused by stairs! Gtrat content but slow the text down a bit:)

5*

[ghostmark0]

wtf i tried to reply to a comment and it came up here?

[101Militant101]

some say he can smell corners =O

[gorinator]

"some say that he had to give up his drinking habit when prices hit 3 pound 80 a liter"

I don't remember the real price voiced, and i don't know what would make sense in pounds per liter, however i found this hilarious

[gorinator]

1 pound 18 i mean. sorry

[FatalScene]

LOL.

Funny. I <3 top gear :]

[topgearnut1989]

"some say one of his legs gets longer when he sees an attractive women, and i forgot to make up a second one because i haven't done one of these in a while all we know is he's called the stig!" richard hammond series 12 episode 6

[JayRicci7891]

some say... its impossible for him to wear socks. and that he can open a beer bottle with his testies.

[Koenigsegg248]

What song is on here?

[voxtelnismo]

blur - song 2

[davidradz]

Some say one of his eyes is a testicle.

[integralexpo]

did u just make that up? or did they actually say that lol

[kiselbob]

they said it ;p

[JayRicci7891]

some say that he once lost a canoe on a beach in the north east. and that he once did some time in a prison in canterbury because his teddy is called the baby jesus.

[integralexpo]

faggot

[JayRicci7891]

faggot? couldnt you think of a better insult than that? and i see you are canadian so im sure you would know more about being a faggot than i would....

[integralexpo]

HAHAH this is coming from an ugly brit too hahah. find some friends chav

[edwardrowe555]

shut up u gay lord dat can't think of decent insults.

p.s ur mum was riding me when i wrote this

[ghostmark0]

not all british ppl are chavs...and do u even know what it means?

[integralexpo]

fyi i have lots of british friends and i do know what it means lol!

[ghostmark0]

ya...u rlly need to live over here to really understand...

[shortandbig0]

some say that his breath smells like magnesium

some say that , after making love , he bites off the head of his partner

[chadbrame]

some people say that he sucks the moisture out of ducks, while others claim he is a failed milertary experiment

[imnotm0man]

lol hi chad

[AnathemusVideos]

LOL!

[LollypopLauren212]

Some say that if he were divorcing Paul McCartney, he'd keep his stupid whiny mouth shut. :)

[BrianIsPro]

some say he sleeps inside out

[WhyHello93]

And that he has had full sex with Russel Brand's answering machine. :)

Season 12. Classic :)

[5440Borderline]

BrianIsPro, LMAO.

[MCantis]

Some say, that he has a full-size tattoo of his face... On his face.

[celt67]

Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fight with Anthea Turner.

[mmutasim2]

Some say he was a hard smoker, and that he just stopped smoking because of the Euro IV gas emission law...

All we know is,he's called The Stig!

[KiannaMadsen]

I LOVE THE PIC AT 0:49!!

[KakiHat]

This one has the stellar(?) presentation by Clarkson.

=d23HeHUCp1M

[fleemanson]

lol @ he once through a microwave oven at a tramp :)

[317stinky]

you mean threw?

[ghostmark0]

*sigh* he noticed that there is a mispelling in the vid and is pointing it out...u tried to make him look like an idiot but you've made urself look like on...well done.

[317stinky]

Haha not only did you make yourself look stupid because I was only telling spammy58 how to spell it lol, but in your reply you spelled "you, yourself, and one" wrong!"AHAHAHAHA

[ghostmark0]

heh heh heh... have u heard of shortening words to save time. And I spelled "one" wrong cuz my idiot bro spiled lucozade over the laptop and most keys are now gunked up. Everyone does it and we all don't have to act like robots and thinking thru each and every letter in our comments...

[317stinky]

To save time? Dude, that's so weak! How long does it take to press a key for you? I agree that we don't have to act like robots, and If you had half of an idea of what's going on you wouldn't be saying that shit. Point is, you called me an idiot, when you were being an ignorant hypocrite....well done.

[ghostmark0]

omg what the hell are u saying! u are talking the most shit that a human could possibly spew from a mouth! Make sense ffs! Where was i being hypocritical???

[317stinky]

Because you said I made myself look like an idiot, when in truth you were making yourself look like an idiot! This is honestly disturbing someone could be so damn dense! I'm sorry you have not received a proper education, and your brain cannot comprehend my comments, even when I'm trying to make them as basic as possible. Please, please don't reply to me unless your IQ consists of at least two digits!

[ghostmark0]

since u insist my IQ is bad i shall now act as if i have an IQ of 2 digits...

Omg! This box is alive! It make sounds! What! The pictures are moving! Are they trapped!!!!

[gavaward1]

Some say that he has an irrational phobia of antique clocks and that his kneecaps are made of kevlar.

[maggierda]

some say he has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.

[PnkFloydFan420]

the stig is old greg

[IlNerolI]

2 sets of knees rofl

[spammy58]

the fat one isnt the stig.....hes the stigs african cousin!

the rest are the same guy...apart from the one in the F1 car, which is Heikki Kovaleinen...the McLaren F1 driver

[Scott1204]

it's Alonso, november 2006

[Otacon237]

it seems like theres different stigs, notice how one of the stigs in the car is really fat but the other stigs are skinny?

[OzoneLaiyarr]

sharp eyes or what ? everyone knows the fat one aint the real stig

[yaqubkhan17]

lol his nipple is the same shape as the nurburgring. thats awesum he's and awesum person and top gear is awesum 2