May I Carry Your Basket

[siftheadskiro123]

1:45 to ending see that folks never tell a woman how old she is

[123BabyVal]

1:02 nom nom nom nom nom

[mrbatpack]

MAY I CARRY U BASKET? NO! *SHOOTS PISTOL*

[MellyMooLurfsYou]

lolololololol

[badpeq]

what a frickin nightmare

[theignoredgender]

Moral of the story: Don't go out of your way to be nice to a female.

[theignoredgender]

It was probably a feminist who got offended that he offered to help "What, you don't think I can carry my own basket? That's benevolent sexism..take that"

[bengalifan]

Chess can be very fun. I'm surprised that the woman decided to punish the man for a good deed though.

[Emily6937]

You really must have no life if you play chess till midnight -___-

[TheUnfortunate9]

John Voight 

[PlummetingStar]

This is the problem with women, every time to try to be polite they freak out and start biting the back of your legs. Why do you women do that? I want an explanation, lol

[darkbyke]

@PlummetingStar How about 50 years of feminist programming? That's a good answer to me.

[theignoredgender]

@PlummetingStar

They call it "benevolent sexism" It never ends with these feminists.

[paige8172]

if i was her i would have screamed

'RAPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­STTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, HELPPPPP MEEEEEEE' SEVERS HIM RIGHT

[theignoredgender]

@paige8172

What makes you think he was rapist?

[Fleursdelily]

LOL@ those bite sound effects.

[Lukash636]

Well that's enough to put me off helping random people lol

[SheleyFlame]

who the heck askes can i hold yo basket??? wow he the stupid one lol

[bengalifan]

@SheleyFlame This was actually very common once upon a time. If the person were elderly, I would ask still today. The fact it seems odd speaks volumes about how society has degraded over the years.

[ivan72087]

Ok??

[XXXxKimmie]

Than they were gone...?

[hardcoreking52]

I would have dropped the basket and said "It's Morphin. Tyranasaurous."

[RedvsBlueSniper]

This is why you carry a gun or some type of weapon.

[ponocha1]

i love the sound when head bites him

[babyashely15]

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!

[Jamespapi92x]

what program is this?

[xXD34THR4M80Xx]

1:07 trust me

[Kaitlynn992]

So the lady was from World of Warcraft. She is a mage!

[MegJ326]

i just can't take this seriously with that chomping noise. LOL

[hellsing0ace]

And then he became a zombie

[YouActLikeItsYours]

Nothin unusual there

[SweetNightmares100]

Well,maybe in death he can get A-HEAD.

[j154326]

Everyone carries their head around in a basket. I don't see why he was so scared

[WilmaPosPug98]

If he asked me if he could hold my basket, I'd be like "No bitch, get away."

[RocksInTheToilet]

0:54 No, really?

[ShadowReaperAD]

eh the back ground music didnt make it sound scary

[SuperAkstudios]

@ShadowReaperAD i practily SCARRED someone by reading them this!

[Tabbikatt99]

lol thats the funniest thing ive ever seen (it wasnt meant to be funny was it?)

[copnite12342]

run man run from sara palin

[copnite12342]

the woman was cute/ but still it made me laugh

[powerwolf901]

NEW VOICE?

[hotmarilynmanson1]

You turn into a headless bitch when your hungry have a snickers

[qwyzl]

just goes to show - no good deed goes unpunished - 'specially round about halloweeeeeennnn.....

[Spo3d]

Is it wrong for me to Laugh?

[Kaitlynn992]

Groovy music when he runs!

[MissClavelle]

LOL I laughed so hard!!

[PjAw27]

this narrator really does suck...the way he says gone at the end...he's putting no feeling into it, it's motionless |: the older one was way better

[CpsLock3]

not exactly the "getting head" i wanted.

[NegaZxyz]

.....Is the woman an elf?

[illusion756]

the woman reminds me of a dullahan. a headless knight. though some depictions show thm holding theirhead under their shoulders. huh. my friend might want to see this =/

[XDeadlyXSinner]

Don't Talk to strangers

[GuineaPiggie619]

Am I the only one who thought the head looked like Sarah Palin?

[robinsonmarti87]

something like that chases me ill turn aruond kick that head a mile out or idk maybe ill drop and cry like bitch lmao

[Multisuga783]

heey one qeustion can yoou make the story of "the ribbon"? its a really great story this story reminds me of it

[TheDarkDreamer13]

Note to self: Don't help opeople with out heads

[RocksInTheToilet]

0:54 No shit, Sherlock.

[brandundeshay]

Well at least he got sum head....

;]

[Budokandamp]

Stupid headless people. Act like they can just bite people's legs.

[musicfreak589]

How did the head move?

[aGurlAndHerKeys]

LOL she bit his legs! Also the funny noise the chomping made! :D

[eire1984]

how did the body see where it was going

[xXEllaLovesYouuXx]

I guess you could say he. . . . .

Got some head.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[hiltinberg]

i love the biting sound effect

[TheDarkDreamer13]

thats how my sister laughs.. O.O

[Drewcilla1999]

how do make your videos

[LoHye123]

Wtf!! Why the bitch bite him!! Haha!!

[ChocoFreak989]

LOL. Thats one hungry head!

[LovelyDay4Rain]

Sam was a rapist. He wouldn't have been as persistent if he wasn't. Serves him right.

[Rayzerzgun]

@LovelyDay4Rain he only asked twice. not like 5 times.

[alstinson]

@LovelyDay4Rain

Sure. Why can't we assume Sam is a good hearte-

wait Sam? This is an Alvin Scwartz Story. SO wait..

Sam's New Pet? Is this him growing up. Eek. This dude is unlucy if so.

-Alex Stinson

[LovelyDay4Rain]

@alstinson Haha! Very unlucky.

[theignoredgender]

@LovelyDay4Rain

So this nice guy who offered to carry somebody's basket deserved to get his legs bitten and be called a rapist for no other reason than just simply being male. Even when a man does something nice, people always assume the worst.

[LovelyDay4Rain]

@theignoredgender Lol. No, it's not because he is a male. Thing is, my brother and male cousin were the first to say that he was a rapist, they know the male mind better than I do is all I can say.

[TbasketballG]

@LovelyDay4Rain How so? Just because he was trying to help a lady carry her basket? 

[spoogeling]

@LovelyDay4Rain How do you know he's a rapist? What if he's just persistently nice?

[spoogeling]

@LovelyDay4Rain I like how you can profile someone by just listening to a minute long video and listening to the narration of it.

[raeven1212]

if he would just stop and sit down, she could have made it very interesting for him.

he could have just unzipped his pants, and the head could've sucked his c*ck

[Hlhud]

When the head laughed for the first time, it sounded a bit like Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

[Lexiehoney911]

The moral of the story is not Dont offer help to headless people , its NEVER DROP THE FUCKING HEAD.

[deadtreedefender]

wtf!?

[DarKanGelGurlZZ]

head: WAIT!!! you need my phone number!!!!!!

[screwyou4]

geez who crapped in her corn flakes?

[moonlight9913]

awkward.......

[Kanani4455]

love it

[SpiritChildKyra]

Sam Louis kinda looks like America from Hetalia. ಠ_ಠ

[Carlos131691]

Great job on the videos especially on the background music at the end lol

[raphfern]

It's her head?

[TheSatanicGoddess]

younger Harry Mason :D *he takes the basket* no, Harry! D: Dahlia's head is waiting to eat yOuR fAcE in there!

[luathien]

Moral of the story... beware of strangers that you don't know.

The temptation to kick the attacking head like a soccer ball.... rising.

[kikimoua99]

luv ur movies

[MsPerryRocks]

I busted out laughing at 1:04 at Sam's expression xD

[NatalieJoanneGubler]

Y didnt he just stop, yank the head of his leg, and throw it?

[swat7805]

i wood grab a stick and stop and say "BATER UP"!!!

[famousghettoboi]

all he had to do was kick the dam head....

[thenicolerockstar]

that's not moonraveno9 who are you

[pmcgirls101]

Nerd.

[metal576]

Lol Sam looks like Jeffrey Dahmer. 

[InformerMaz]

How the hell does a woman's head fly?

[AmyLee248]

first sentence: sam had been playing ches at his friends house. NERD! though i cant speak....

[MrMimigirl123]

i cracked up at this!!!!!

[mabiniss2]

He should have just pushed her to a curb so she could get run over by a bus....FINALLY her final destination.

[nachl88]

I love me some head...

[LoZWWisawesome]

Omnomnomnom

[xxLilJXxX]

thats scary

[Crazy56U]

0:12 Stephen King?!?

[Kam69Infernal]

moral of the story ...thats what happens when you let woman out of the kitchen.

[halliwellmanor21]

Freaky

[Orihalcon2086]

The "chomp" sounds made this story a comedy, lol

[thedanny12385]

where is the story ,the thing

[psunny24ify]

well that was random

[TheKaylacook]

kinda sounds like headless woman has been puffin one a couple of cigs when it laughs

[mabiniss2]

What an asshole woman. Nice man got owned.

[PepsiLovingFool]

It was better when George narrated.

[Sclasspsycho]

Don't you just hate it when headless people are meanies? >_<

[MolestedbyMJ]

figures that a ginger's head and everybody knows gingers din't have souls

[Hlhud]

@MolestedbyMJ Who let Eric Cartman in here? :P

[Hlhud]

I wonder what that guy told the doctors when he got to the emergency room?

[Ch1charitO14]

MoonRaven you should do "The Viper" next

[MsValkyrie13]

@Ch1charitO14 i think he/she already did that one.

[RycroftFilmz1]

@Ch1charitO14 he already has

[Murdoc2Dbabe]

I could have sworn george s Irving narrated may I carry your basket

[Joekitty001]

Kick that head!

[godjason12]

the woman head was scary

[Ruach18]

Reminds me of a dullahan.

[Chanirra]

MoonRaven please do 'The green ribbon'!

[Bruno0531]

chills



[clockwerk35]

holy fuck!! heard this tale by Deamathook's faggy voicebut this visualls scare the hell out of me!! lol

[TheDystopiaInside]

Good job on that one, the laughter and crazy looking head worked pretty well.

[thedanny12385]

whaen r u gonna make the thing

[Lazeress98]

That was a bit creepy.

[hanchiman]

thankgodness you can play chess online nowadays.... (or MW2, WOW, SC2 or whatever the hell kids are playing online).

[Gam3rknowsall]

that's a fast head

[TheRandomkid321]

@Gam3rknowsall fast but great.

[diezil1987]

thanks for uploading these!

[ExUSSailor]

Keep 'em coming! These stories bring back my childhood!

[theBaglady74]

What's the moral?

Never offer to help headless people....

[IRONHIDE434]

@theBaglady74 no, dont fucking play chess

[thedanny12385]

@theBaglady74 unless its a hot whore offering u sex



[q2tvzux898]

@theBaglady74 exactly

[TheDevilbuster]

@theBaglady74 I think the real moral is if someone's head chases you, punt that bitch across the street instead of running from it.

[arazenal123]

Sooo gd yet again XD xxxxx

[BitchinnShoes07]

nice dubstep soundtrack to your HORROR story.

[leneyboo]

@BitchinnShoes07

That's not dubstep.. that's DnB...

[awsomeNash]

Nice job, you are awesome, sweet, first comment

[cocacolafan971]

@awsomeNash ok i know u dont have to write im first lol