Mock the Week- Frankie Boyle on the Recession

[WillisTheRuler1]

@TheKlink Wasn't much of a hole to be honest....

[Brian88X]

I always found it strange that Woolworths never sold wool.

[ihussain81]

@Brian88X so tru

[trje246]

@Brian88X probably not worth it...

[aps6666]

its fucking true. Woolworths was just sweets stationary paintrollers and kid clothes. The most random combination of shit i'd ever seen.

[CarlsTechShed]

One joke I would love Frankie Boyle to say with his accent.... "McDonalds sponsoring the London Olympics is a bit like Nick Griffin sponsoring 9/11" :-p

[dilwich123]

Even better idea - Lets then reopen the store that went bust call it ALLWORTHS and sell exactly the same stock and go bust again! BRILLIANT!

[lisaking22]

We still have a Woolworths in Barbados... and it's just as shit as Frankie described.

[TheKlink]

fact is, Wilkinsons fills the hole that Woolworths left.

[CrissCross407]

i just think its hilarious when he says "sweeties"

[tombomdoodle]

Unfortunately, Woolworths lives on... on the interweb.

[anonymous3734]

He has a point.

[blairisking]

i'd rather watch u mosey up the wrong way of a dual carriage way

[judgewest2000]

First time he summed up the Woolworths Business Plan in real terms I cried with laughter for the rest of the show

I miss him on Mock of the Week, he made that show

[theciaram1]

ADAM HILLLLLLLLLLL :O:O SEXY :O

[shcnoozlebop]

we still have woolworths in australia. the prices are bullshit.

[JONNOG88]

When Frankie is'nt making jokes about masterbation and Katie Price. He can actually be quiet prefound.

[davebuchan81]

@JONNOG88 Even when he's making jokes about masturbation I would say he's quite profound. Anyway, I've not seen Saddam Hussains execution yet...........

[ihussain81]

@JONNOG88 and kerry katona

[EroticAfroBandit]

@ihussain81 and AIDS

[86Stooy]

@JONNOG88 Agreed. Frankie should only bother mentioning things or people that are relevant,and God knows Katie price is more irrelevant than dog shit on the street

[AdiG1]

:/ I used to work in the Banbury branch of Woolies. We didn't have the paint rollers, but we did something equally stupid. Shelves of toys that kids didn't fucking want.

[mikemaster724]

@AdiG1 Haha I remember that, the bicester one was the same. never ventured further than the pic and mix usually though lol

[AdiG1]

@mikemaster724 By that fact, you never made it into the shop as the Pic N' Mix was EXACTLY close to the door as Frankie says. We even had a rear entrance quite close to a canal. That lead to the Home section (cushions and bean bag chairs and shit like that), and right between the till and the door was a mini-cooler full of cokes. And those tills, believe it or not, were NEVER staffed.

[RiPTheRevAx7]

@AdiG1 where i lived the sweets was actually haf way in on the bottem part close to the door was magazines on one side and games on the other side that made up the down stairs the top entrance was Clothes and kids toys

[moshpotpaul]

Woolworths also had loads of cheap ass dvds... That's where most of my collection came from :( Donnie Darko only £2.99...

[msfunkychiken]

but get this...NOpaint!

[50033836]

I disagree. It was about £10 for a fill pick & mix bag. Fucking outrageous.

[moshpotpaul]

@50033836 only £2.99 for large cup (as much as you can fit) at my local Woolies lol, yours ripped you off big style!

[Liverpool5563]

Very funny Frankie Boyle is the best

[xMovieMagicx]

how did a video about woolworts lead to a word war on downs syndrome?

[Isonny21]

@xMovieMagicx Is it really that hard? Woolworth was run by Downs Syndrome affected retards.

[suttle1234]

@Isonny21 you my friend are an uneducated cunt

[Isonny21]

@suttle1234 I agree. Was a stupid Comment. Don't know, where that came from, apologies.

Let's say, the Management, that made Woolworth bankrupt, wasn't the best. In Fact, it was stupid.

[suttle1234]

@Isonny21 i think i was wrong to say cunt, you lack the warmth and depth.

[Isonny21]

@suttle1234 Yep, but I don't feel the need, to go online and pretend to know someone from a different Country far away and insult that Person as well. There are more productive things to do. Especially, if you are more educated than me.

[LoonyLooners]

We actually did this in business studies; how woolworths sold random bits of crap that people could get from specialist stores where they'd also find what they needed to go with it but that wasn't actually available at woolworths... So not really surprising that they failed

[AHTDestroyer]

XD Frankie will be missed

[cockywatchman1976]

he's not that funny. resorts to jokes about Down's kids-that's low. (Im prepared for loads of idiots on youtube saying...why you watching him then etc)..answer, because I fucking want to, get over it! Pretty average comedian though all in all-just my opinion!

[Headbanger142]

@cockywatchman1976 Alright, matey, then name a few who are better?

[cockywatchman1976]

@Headbanger142 Im not a huge stand up fan. But I quite like Peter Kaye, Ricky Gervais, Ross Noble...more into sit coms. Peep Show, office, pheonix nights, gavin and stacey, curb your enthusiasm..larry david is very funny.

[cockywatchman1976]

@Headbanger142 It's just personal taste, but I don't find this guy that funny. Down's syndrome jokes-out of order. And when an upset Down's mother complained he wouldn't back down. Pretty poor that. I kind of just associate this guy with 'comedy quizzes' which I despise (have I got news is ok)

[PraisetheMetal59]

@cockywatchman1976 Why should one group be not allowed to have jokes made about them? The thing which makes Frankie so good is he offends EVERYONE so no one is discriminated against by being targeted more

[cockywatchman1976]

@PraisetheMetal59 You PRAT, are you saying making jokes about Down's Syndrome kids is acceptable? Are you saying that when the mother of a Down's Syndrome kid gets upset, and he abuses her more, that this is funny? I think you are a bit of an idiot to be honest. Most people would say it's not funny or cool, it's just cheap below the belt gags. NOT FUNNY, NOT CLEVER, JUST COWARDLY AND UNIMAGINATIVE

[JGCherokee]

@cockywatchman1976 sniff sniff if you don't like a type of comedy then don't watch it, everyone knows what to expect with Frankie Boyle. I'm American and its little pricks like you that ruined this country, so don't let your crying ruin the UK as well. Just because you don't think its funny does not mean no one else will. As I know just because I think it is, does not mean you will, so be aware and if you know you won't like something then don't watch it.

[cockywatchman1976]

@JGCherokee What a cock you are! The country is ruined because I think jokes about Down's Syndrome are tacky and below the belt...I HAVE RUINED THE COUNTRY!!!! IDIOT.

The point is the way he offended a parent of a down's syndrome child and thought it ammusing to continue picking on her...THATS JUST CRUEL.

If you think everyone should be open to fun poking then thats your choice, Im very open to any kind of race, religion, colour, sexuality joke or whatever. People are way too sensitive. BUT

[cockywatchman1976]

@JGCherokee IF YOU THINK ITS FUNNY TO POKE FUN AT A DOWNS SYNDROME MOTHER AND GET OFF ON TELLING HER THAT HER CHILD WILL DIE EARLY, HMMM, I DONT THINK THATS FUNNY!

You're American, that explains a lot. Stupid retarded, overweight, undereducated cock suckers. 9 11. I couldnt ruin your country, it was ruined way way before I was a mere sperm. 9 11, 9 11. Pearl Harbour. te he te he. Oklahoma bombings te he te he. Global Polluting FUCKWITS. destroying the planet. I hope the muslims get you

[cockywatchman1976]

@JGCherokee I love the old 'if you don't like it don't watch it argument'. Are you six years old??????????????

You come across as the thickest little scrotum.even by Youtube standards. 9 11

[JGCherokee]

@cockywatchman1976 First off I don't know anything about the joke you all seem to be arguing about, and to be honest I don't really care. My point was that I certainly know what to expect when I watch Frankie Boyle. And I personally don't care what you watch just don't be surprised when your offended. As I look through the comments list I can see your battling quite a few people here and the tells me a lot about who you are. A sad little man who is a prick no matter what country your from

[JGCherokee]

@cockywatchman1976 I wish I had looked at the comments before I responded because your obviously not looking to accomplish anything. So this will be the last posting for me. I just hope that one day soon you'll stop being an angry little man in front of your computer ranting and raving about stuff you probably don't give a shit about. Sometime try going outside, let the sun hit you, go for a walk maybe talk to a woman. I hope for you that you get out, live life and enjoy yourself positively

[crudstickles]

@JGCherokee dude just ignore him 

[cockywatchman1976]

@PraisetheMetal59 Im all for jokes about anyone and any topic....but the joke he made was Down's Syndrome kids die early, Haha. Pretty upsetting for a Down's Mum...then he refuses to apologise. The guy wants to grow some balls. If I was in the audience and my kid was Downs I would have taught the cunt a lesson. When you grow up a little you will realise that there are boundaries, and personal cruel targeted humour is pretty low...now off to bed for you, mummy wants to read you a story

[J4K31]

John Bishop is a great replacement for Frankie.

But no one will ever match Frankie's humour!

[Arksimon2k]

Hehe looking back yeah, Woolworths was pretty crap.

[10j35u5]

@Arksimon2k i think it was ok - helped me paint ma house :P

[pMcARDENboyz]

woolies in glasgow was a fuckin steal lol mini cans a coke and sweeties right at the door

[g00n3rGaL]

what doesnt get stolen in glasgow tho?

[xbeckymackintoshx]

Yeah!! the penny mixes were always near the door!!

[mrhorrahorra]

ha ha ha brill

[reddonatwembley]

hahahaha! frankie is a legend!

[flankspeed]

Get this, no paint! AHHHahahahahahah!

[kristinaxfrost]

put the sweets nearer to the door so they're easier to shoplift!! XD

[BigTimeWillie323]

@kristinaxfrost

maybe that would be funny if it was actually true, but the majority of the woolworths that i remember had the pic n mix /sweets bit was against one of the side walls, so not really close to the doors at all, bunch of gormless idiots that; like a bunch of brain-dead sheep buy into a non funny observation, that on top of lacking comedy, isn't even mother fucking accurate.

[360cbh]

@BigTimeWillie323 I think you're missing the point.

[BigTimeWillie323]

@360cbh

i think ur a twot...how about that?

wonder how many others think ur a twot too?

[360cbh]

@BigTimeWillie323 Solid argument.

[BigTimeWillie323]

@360cbh

Solid dick that i gave your MOTHER.....say hi to your mother for me by the way, aint seen her tasty ass for a while now, quite a while.

[360cbh]

@BigTimeWillie323 Yet another good point.

[tago61]

@BigTimeWillie323 you spelled twat wrong fail XD

[BigTimeWillie323]

@tago61

no buddy, it's just that your vernacular is a little bit pussy-like, i'm gonna guess that you're 16/17, go to college, study something like politics that seems to give you a false entitlement to punch above your weight when it comes to verbal discussions...you're also from a narrow minded, over-protective family that have shielded you from situations where the word twot could feasibly be used, what i would suggest is you tap the word twot into google, then keep ya trap shut OK dipshit!

[MrGeminiwest]

@BigTimeWillie323 The point of comedy is to make people laugh - not to be accurate of fictional. But let me guess, you're a man in his mid-thirties, probably out of work or working in a dead end job. You're also very angry at society for letting you down. But it's not your fault, if it wasn't for your alcoholic mother or the lack of income in your household, you might have turned out ok. Shame!

[BigTimeWillie323]

@MrGeminiwest

21, £30k/year...enjoy life.

peace out shleprock

[BigTimeWillie323]

@MrGeminiwest

to be honest this is all my fault for clicking on this video in the first place, i cannot stand Frankie Boyle, i hate almost everything about his comedy, to me, it just isn't funny, so im gonna naturally try to pick holes in his comedy...however, i didn't realise all of you fucking scottish twots were gonna start going ape shit protecting him like he's your fucking 3 year old daughter, bit over protective of some random dude in my opinion, but whatever...go fuck yourselves.

[dan11009]

@BigTimeWillie323 so you posted why you didnt like him and you didnt expect people to reply? you are dumb dumb < thats two dumbs for you - also its spelt "twat" you mug

[BigTimeWillie323]

@dan11009

"Twat" IS a word, as IS "Twot"....YOU TWOT FUCKING TWOT, < that's two twots for you, fucking mug...go enhance your fucking vocab before so liberal with your youtube corrections you absolutely massive homo cunt.

[dan11009]

@BigTimeWillie323 you mad bro?

[victim160]

@BigTimeWillie323 Twot isn't a word.. And why the fuck did you mention liberal? And also, calling people homosexual isn't making you any less of a closet dweller.

[dmorris105]

@BigTimeWillie323

fuck you

[BigTimeWillie323]

@dmorris105

fuck you, you big massive homo cunt bag, go take a piss sitting down like how a lady does.

regards.

you fucking cunt

[dmorris105]

@BigTimeWillie323

any wonder everyone on this page hates u, the best part of you was left running down your ma's leg

u peice of shit

[CDub7888]

@BigTimeWillie323 You are so hateful. People should learn how tasty it is.

[The1stPoster]

@BigTimeWillie323 You sound like a real fecking cont. How about your get feck your mothers twot lmao you retard...

[BigTimeWillie323]

@The1stPoster

fuck you, fucking useless cunt.

[TheSeriousFart]

@BigTimeWillie323 Wow. Amazing, you click on a video that TELLS you it is all about Frankie Boyle and then complain and start a massive argument thats last 3 months. Well Done.

[BigTimeWillie323]

@tago61

....you tapped it in and now realise how fucking stupid you are now?

OK good, there's a good little boy....now run along, and keep in mind the lesson you've learned today on poking your beak in like an absolute little cunt.

[tago61]

@BigTimeWillie323 wow did i hit a nerve because only a complete dambass with no clue of what he's saying would over-react to make him look more and more like a dumb wanker

[BigTimeWillie323]

id rather mosey round woolworths for 10 minutes that listen to this self important scot drone on about something non funny i think