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  • smoking? porn? asshole.

  • dislike him because he's smoking is just the same with hate apple because steve jobs has no religion

  • Smoking? Dislike.

  • i have a counter answer for every question so i disliked everything is complete shit (Y)

  • I'm shure that there was crack in that cigaret

  • uhm 'pretend your going to use it for work' what else can will you do on mac? play games?

  • Fucking cunt

  • I love how people only compare the hardware of the Mac against that of a Windows PC. Obviously it's about the Operating System / Kernel. If you are a programmer, hacker or anyone that actually has any understanding of the underlying logic, you would easily understand why Mac OSX and Linux of the UNIX-family are the fucking bosses, while Windows is just a fucking hilarious joke. Mac OSX can easily run games, but the hardware is not built for it. That's why I built my own Windows machine for games

  • Computer illiterates will buy a under power junk of a Mac that cost over $1000 but would have never spend that same amount on a PC! What a bunch of retards, I you would have spend that much on a PC you would have a fuckin' computer that would rape the shitty asshole of any gay ass mac in the anus and make it its little biotch! So next time you r thinking of spending over a grand on a fagot ass mac, spend it on building high quality PC with top rated hardware parts ya computer illiterates!

  • top 5 reasons to not get a mac:

    1.it sucks

    2.its shitty

    3.no good games work on it

    4.its slow

    5.it has shitty music in the beggining

    no offence Steve :D :D :D :D :D

  • well i think more of your viewers own PCs judging by your rating.  also why do you think that holding your fag up will make you look cool? it doesnt.

  • Cant afford a quality product? mac's use PC processors retard and my PC cost $5,000 so eat a dick, and if you look it up all you're reasons are moot........

  • Macs are the best.

  • Quite a few people have spend their lives in front of computers but that certainty doesn't mean you know anything about computers and its not that pc users cant afford "a quality computer" its that we want a computer that has hardware thats actually worth purchasing.

  • @xxslayer66xx

    You completely missed the point of this clip....sarcasm

  • I know this video is old (Just stumbled across it.) but I do have a suggestion, it is ironic to this one though.

    I want a top ten reasons why to get a computer installed with Windows (OEM or custom.) over any other PCs on the market. lol

    There is a relation between Macs, and cigarettes, -Some- people think it makes them cooler using them. >=D

  • @Blivia Windows is stable and secure (except for Vista), its the best OS you can get today.

  • SMOKIING COOLS GUYS WEAR HATS AND GROW BEARDS AND SUNGLASSES COOL WOW

  • those are the worst resons ever

  • you had me at porn

  • its funny cause you can't really do any thing with a mac compared to the power of a computer running windows 7

  • FACT...Hackers don't make viruses for the MAC because no one of any importance uses them.

  • Why buy an over-priced mac or an under-managed pc...when you can simply build your own? 0.o interesting side note (none of the hardware on my amazing super computer is from a mac imo) p.s ( It cost less then a grand and runs win7 os faster then a pc) (; but shweet hat!

  • Why buy an over-priced mac or an under-managed pc...when you can simply build your own? 0.o interesting side note (none of the hardware on my amazing super computer is from a mac imo) p.s ( It cost less then a grand and runs win7 os faster then a pc) (;

  • Oh the "can't afford" one.

    My PC laptop is $1500

    That's not cheap.

  • thats an awsome hat

  • You are awesome!!!!!

  • Give me $2000 and I'll buy a Mac. A weak one is $2000. Based one an extreme Windows computer is less than $2000 :P.

    Also, you can do more with a Windows computer. Simple as that. -_-

  • omg the first 10 seconds killed me!! i lold so hard

  • Nice Sunglasesses....Oakley Hijinx?

  • I love number four, it's great. I do this quite often.

  • dude ur right you really should buy a mac

  • /watch?v=boWz3kZ3LvI&feature=r­elated

  • pussy

  • Dude. you took 2 drags on that. do you acttualy smoke, or is it just for effect?

    But reason ten. i was convinced! aha

  •  <<if you cant tell what these are, you suck...

  • real men use linux. Enjoy your preschool overpriced computer.

  • SHUT UP! you're only saying that because it's true!

  • Oh man Pusy! Shut up!

  • i concur

  • @Jaynusofsinope linux is for poor communist scum

  • Enjoy your botnet macfag

  • 5 made me laugh... HARD.

  • Let's play Crysis bro

  • go die nigger your not cool your a fag

  • Talk about how you plan an hero.

  • "Since the solid Unix underpending of Mac"

    This guy is trying to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

    He actually doesn't.

    Take off your fucking sunglasses and beanie.

  • This is really sad.

  • Homo

  • NOICE GOTEE AND SUNGLASSES BRAH

  • 1. Macs have almost no support for gaming.

    2. When something goes wrong an a Windows PC, you receive an error message, alerting you that something may be wrong and generally allowing you to solve the problem yourself, quickly and easily. When something goes wrong on a mac you will not be notified until you're forced to send the thing in for repair and wait weeks to get it back.

  • what a fag

  • You will never understand why people pay a FIXED PRICE on something so expensive. It's to protect the brand equity of the product. Only superior products from companies like Apple, Festool, John Deere, Sawstop, and Bose carry such a protection. Fixed pricing is the reason why the very best innovations and cutting edge technology comes from these prestigious companies. With out it, these companies would lose monumental ground on the rest of the competition.

  • Nice video, mainly because of the reasons you should have an Apple.Additional benefits are also available according to your necessities.Also, students in India can now get exclusive offers from Apple.Call Apple toll-free on 1800-425-4646 and get a better clarity on the offers that await you.

  • lol i get this is just for humor, but i would prefer XP/Linux over Mac anytime. i could never justify spending $1500 on a decent MacBook. the closest i've came to supporting it is that its made of metal....but i dont plan on dropping my laptop anytime soon, so im fine. have fun with the prick factor =p

  • You HAVE to be trolling...

  • Yeah, I can't tell if this guy is actually being serious, or if this is some kind of parody video to show how pretentious and uninformed your average mac user is. I found it funny either way. I don't even bother arguing with mac people anymore.

  • Smoking no good.

  • alternatives 10.viruses- well linux is free and most of the time better then os x and os x is not completely safe from viruses and spyware

    9.resolution- again linux does this to and vista does a good job at it

    8.office- well as a free alternative open office is better

    7. dumass reason thats not true

    6.not a real reason

    5.not a real reason

    4.not a real reason

    3.resale values are good on pc's also

    2.well when macs crash, they burn

    1.you can patch a instal disc to run on a pc with and run os x

  • Win xp is still my choice!

    If you want a gaming PC you will need xp or Vista! And if you have a real high performance gaming PC vista also runs well. It always depends on your hardware!

  • I was bashed because i own a mac and the guy reason for why mac sucks is because it had no right click, then i showed him two finger tap.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • you sir...are a douche

  • lol exactly

  • You're a douchebag

  • Macbook is expensiver than Windows.

    Windows is expensiver than Linux.

    Linux is free and (more secure).

    It's your choice.

  • I totally agree with reasons 4 and 7 haha.. when ppl ask me for my Mac i just sit back turn around and laugh as they try to figure out how to make it work lol.. reason 7 i am the source of jealously lol to those that have PCs good vid

  • Gamers: Windows > Linux > Mac

    Non Gamers: Linux > Mac > Windows

  • yay i can go around saying everything with "I" because i have a mac and i i touch

  • You might buy because it looks cool!!!

    But I guess many people buy macs because the seem to be fun for video editing... Honestly I bought because of Imovie/IDVD i have loads of issues for the last 2 years.IDVD is completely rip off. If you thinking of having a mac because of imovie and Idvd features forget it. I had 8 out of 10 dvds waisted because of flickering images output from it.. some of them come without sound, sometimes they messed the videos chapters and so on...

  • that.. is the coolest hat...ever

  • Thanks!

  • we can afford high quality computers, we just dont have to pay through our nose to get it. and Macs have horrible resale value not great! but more importaintly, LINUX IS THE BEST OS NOT OSX OF VISTA!

  • Yeah, you're right, it totally doesn't depend on a personal situation.

  • "never again will you be accused of compensating based on your screen estate"

    Truly hilarious.

  • Boot Camp is nothing more than a setup assistant which guides any user from novice to expert as they non-destructively partition their GPT drive, format the new partition FAT, add the drive to Apple's EFI bootloader, enable Apple's EFI to talk to Windows as though it were a legacy BIOS, and burn a CD with the Windows drivers. Your Windows install using Boot Camp runs at 100% NATIVE SPEED on your hardware, sharing no resources and suffering no performance hit. Games work great with Boot Camp.

  • 4gb of ram, 4 cores@2.4ghz 8800gt with 21 inch with a terabyte of hard drive space. for $1600.

    The Imac 2gbs of ram 2 cores@2.4ghz 17 inch 250gb of hard drive space. for $1999

    Why should I pay more for a less powerful machine?

  • 1) You are VERY wrong about the specs on today's Macs. 2) OS X comes installed free, runs 64-bit & 32-bit side by side. 3) You want to do pro media work: most industry standards are Mac only. 4) Your computer works with no setup time and is insured for one year. 5) No real malware. OS X is built on top of a BSD mach kernel; its UNIX compliance is what makes Linux so secure. 6) Aqua pwns Aero. 7) Octo-core using two quad-core Xeons. Build that, bitch. 8) Apple's hardware=no shitty drivers. Ever.

  • Those specs were from the apple site silly. So I pay more because it has Mac OS X?

    Even tho I can just simply install it on the cheaper and more powerfull computer for free?

  • I use both a PC I built and a black Macbook. The PC has Vista for games, but defaults to OS X 10.5 Leopard on boot. The difference? I did have to pay for a second license for Leopard, and so Apple profited. Theft =/= EULA violation. I had to install all of my hacked drivers using bash, and to this day some hardware just doesn't have a working or bugfree driver. Apple also charges more for clever engineering, buildmanship, and aesthetics that separate AAPL from competitors; Honda vs. Audi: style.

  • I also find it funny that those specs were on the site "(2 days ago)", when Apple quit selling 17-inch iMacs before the current aesthetic was even introduced. This was, well, over a year ago? 20- or 24-inch only.

  • I find my computer more stylish, but guess thats cause I made the case . :P.

    They way they make there site is impossible to get full specs. Obvious targeting people of one people.

  • smoking kilz.

  • I heard living "kilz" too.

    Like, you could die at any moment.

    From anything.

  • haha youre awesome :D

    i just bought a macbook pro

  • I wanne bet this is created by WINDOWS movie maker ^^

  • Made with iMovie HD, courtesy of iLife, which ships with every new Mac for free.

  • sow bitch show us ur mac or u are one of those suckers who cant affort a mac (i saw u can affort a gay ass mac hat)

  • I can't really show you the Mac because I'm using it to make the damn video. You know, that "iSight webcam in the bezel of most midrange Macs" applies to this Macbook.

  • lets see:

    Mac: Hey Pc look at this awesome website...!

    Pc: Get me away from that thing!

    Mac: Why, Here you hold it!

    Pc:NO!!!! idiot that was a virus........Rebooting

    Pc:....BEEEEEEP Windows has found a problem....Searching

    Mac: Are you ok?

    Pc:.....CRASH P:EASE INSSERT RECOVERY CDS.....Beep enter reinstalling

  • I was going to make a list on everything that was wrong with what you said, but I have a 500 character limit on replies, so I just decided to say, Your Wrong.

  • Umm, press the power button? It has the universal power sign on it.

  • Oh yeah, you stole 'spaces' from Linux as well. Whatever next? Perhaps you'll nick the idea of sorting applications into types eg "accessories" "games" "graphics" "internet" "Office" "Other" "Sound and Video" "System Tools" "Wine" But then again, you don't have that many applications on the mac TO sort.
  • Microsoft Office for the mac is good .... if you plan on never using any macros.

    copied any discs recently?

    Hey Mac, played any good games recently?

    Hey Mac, stolen anyone's os recently? [oh yesh ofcourse: unix from linux [missapropiating free software for proprietary software is not cool] ]

    For the mac user: 'upgrading' means buying a whole new computer.

    And finally, do you use the the one button mac mouse? Why not if everything mac does is great?

  • Lets see:

    CAN copy disks and dvds.

    Buy an Xbox.

    Hey Microsoft, Stolen Apple's GUI lately?Also we didn't steal an OS, we developed the kernels from Unix, and did not steal it, you stole.

    Upgrading is as easy as putting in a new disc and installing, just like Windows.

    There are two mouse buttons, it's touch sensitive, dimwit.

  • I went to the mac shop and they answered my questions. I have changed my position in the light of new information.

    * By upgrading i meant hardware. but in the case of laptops any sort are hard to upgrade the hardware so no black mark against apple on that one.

    * A mac can even be triple booted with ubuntu, mac os 10 and vista via a double partition. The live disc is all that is needed to install ubuntu.

    * "parralells" desktop can be used.

  • * Two finger tap is the input on the touch pad to right click.

    * file paths can be very very long.

    * mac os 10 based on same family of os as linux ie Unix or unix like. See Linus Torvalds on youtube. So lets just say macs influenced by linux. Saw how secure the linux os is on servers. apple even uses linux on a fair percentage of its own servers.

    Btw: I'm not 'hey microsoft'. How dare you. ;)

    Please refer to me as "Hey, Ubuntu come back to me in 10 years when your os has grown up" ;)

  • You know what i meant by copying discs. ;)

  • nb: i want long filepaths. I like hierarchical folders. Lots of levels of subfolders. can only go so far on windows. very annoying.

    Does anyone know of a file manager i could download for the mac that is like the vista one? [i don't need the search function]

  • But it does the same as a right click, and if you get the mouse, it has two buttons now. They didn't steal Unix though, they let them use it, they wouldn't mention that they used Unix on their site if they stole it. Do you see Microsoft or apple mentioning Xerox ;)

    And I like your style, I thought you were one of the Microsoft boys who dis Macs all day and say Mic is soo much better. Good man for having Linux. I would go for Ubuntu or Mac OSX. I've used Windows for so many years, I hate it now.

  • Hey dude!

    The hat is awesome! where did you get it?

  • games?

  • Boot camp.

  • getting vista is a horrid idea ill admit that and windows is a bitch alot but, its more customizeable and games

  • I have a powerbook G4. It doesn't come with a camera. Is there any good web camera out there that might be compatible with my mac? I'm tired of using my windows desk pc and not being able to edit my videos. thanks!

  • Logitech is supposed to make a great line of webcams, including one that is right on par with the built-in iSight. Unfortunately, a webcam at 2.0 or 2.4 megapixels is going to be pricy, I would try to find an original USB or Firewire external iSight, on eBay or CraigsList, free local want ads, or garage sales. Not only is it going to work better, but there's no doubt your PB would support it.

  • Thanks for the reply. I will definitely look into that. And definitely will keep checking out your videos. Thanks again!

  • VVV this girl is right dude. if it werent for you, i probably never would have joined youtube. keep up the funny dude.

  • Hey! Thanks for the +sub!

    It's always great when someone subscribes, and it means a lot to the subscribee. If you like my stuff, you should most def go check out "sxephil" and "gradualreport". Those guys are a lot better than I am.

  • omg! i have watched all your videos and i really wanted to comment your videos so you actually inspired me to sign up on youtube just so i could comment you. you make me laugh so much. you seem increditably intellingent. and your funny. your great i love you and continue with the videos.

  • Aww! That's so awesome!

    Although my head just swelled to twice its size..

  • Can I have your hat XD

  • wooohooo! This vid is awesome. Sarcastic yet so true. Nicely done.

  • And for that I will send you a big wet cyber-kiss your way from my macbook. People who disagree with this video are jealous douchebags who can only dream of wearing your insane hats.

  • Thank you. In return, I shall send you a e-smooch from my macbook as well.

    Macintosh computers are insanely great, just like that hat. And that hat is by far the best hat I own. You can't buy that in a store.

  • i cant get over how fucking kool this guy is

  • WHERES THE GAMES!!!

  • Oh, the PlayStation is next to the TV. Game consoles dammit, don't critisize macs for their lack of games, GAME CONSOLES ARE BUILT TO PLAY GAMES!!! If you bought a computer JUST to play games, then you wasted $700-$1000 when you cold've bought a PS3/2 for much less, and you'd get better performance!

    *Proud iMac and MacBook user, and use a PS3 for games like a normal human with commn sense*

  • hahah are you kidding? consoles (XBOX360 PS3) are no where near to what PC's push out in terms of graphics, performance EVERYTHING. i CAN BUILD A COMPUTER FOR $500 THAT WILL BLOW AWAY ANY FUCKING CONSOLE ON THE MARKET TODAY... you clueless nitwit anyone who buys a PS3 has NO COMMON SENSE.

  • Far from anyone can just figure how to build a computer. Anyways I think you're totally wrong. You can't just make a pc with as much power as a ps3 for 500%. You wouldn't be saying that if you actually knew something about it.

  • Are you fucking kidding me? You obviously know nothing about consoles or PC's. Consoles have never been equal to PC's in gaming. Yes i could build a computer for $5500 USD that will play any game out right now maxed out, that right there beats any PS3 XBOX. Look at the oragne box the PS3 and XBOX versions have load times in the middle of gameplay and suffer from frame drop. I know a hell of alot more then you ive built dozens of gaming rigs.

  • i wana here about your penis

  • wow! why r u not famous on youtube yet? anyways ur pretty awesome dude go check out my videos there pretty hilarious...peace

  • Lights up a cig.

  • Macs make you cool, but smoking doesn't.

  • LOL!

  • like the intro

  • Very good top 10 list. I am experienced using both Macs and PCs and I agree, Macs have a lot less problems. I can go either way, but for now I'll stick with my PC. Another well done video Nick.

  • Well, I liked your reasons! XD

    Personally I've got a new HP with Vista and I don't mind it too much, because A) I'm incredibly cheap, and B) I'm not one to enthuse over one thing or the other and it gets the job done for me.

    Random and off-topic, but your hat is cute.

  • Yeah; thankfully, most of those reasons have solid basis in fact.

    It's cool that you got a laptop period. If I hadn't saved up for my Mac myself, I would have been happy with anything I could take on the go (maybe even a UMPC-- yikes!). If it works for you and you're happy with it, then I'm glad for you.

  • Oh, I got an idea..

    Make a video.. talking about the jews.

  • I very well may. Thanks for your suggestion.

  • I want a mooc.

  • Moocs are, like, ten times better than macs.

  • lol.

  • yay! I fully agree with you!

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