The California Chronicles: Packing, Madness, and TV's Death

[ChaoticCookie37]

I remember watching these videos as they came out a few years ago. Youtube is so much different now. I miss Boh3m3 from back then =[

[yuuy202000]

Its funny because there are advertising on youtube now

[prefontaine189]

why would you leave, thats a nice house!

[SickSilckMan]

@prefontaine189 He had an opportunity to pursue some screenplay writing projects in California, so he took it.

[danutzxxxxxx]

lol chameleodon not every commercial is inteligent, come on, most of us hate them... and few of them are worth watching

[IKNOWMYNAMESUX]

The computer is always the last thing I pack when I have to move. xD

[elliotsgirl]

WOW!!!! He's so adorable and funny! hmmm... such a real guy!

[EpileptikNinja]

ok now i miss these videos ben!! what the hell happened to these??

[ThatswhatIheard]

rotfllllllll, the myspace part was my favorite. i fucking love watching your videos!

[chameleodon]

Not all people hate commercials Boheme. I have a friend who thinks they're the most interesting part about TV, analyzes their film and directing techniques, the ways they use to persuade the gullible to buy their product, conscious or subconscious, I guess he got so bored sick of them that he made them interesting.

Jealousy can be silly, dear.

[elliotsgirl]

oh go preach to someone who cares. It's an opinion, you shared yours! so get ur panties out of a bunch and relax Jacko! :D

[CrazyLikeYourself]

"And, yes, Iive in Alabama, that's a fuckin' dryer." LOLOLOL

[terioustom]

you ugly fucca..I could make a picasso out of you!

[JacoD]

5:17 - 5:19

lmfao this is one of my favourite videos.

[Rune20]

HAHAH FUCKING DRYER!!!

[kylel]

boh3m3 used to be awesome, prime example

[elliflint]

You got commercials on yer youtube dude.

[PirateFunk]

grow the fuck up

[Natas9366]

This vid totally slammed!...

[iTheOdysseyi]

WRONG! xD

[bongtoke7108]

i love the quick myspace position imitation lol

made me giggle :P

[ToxRoxDu]

Was that your Mothers lotion?

[Total0ver1de]

"Here is the chariot"

lol

[BlargFish17]

u gave me motion sickness >:l

[FubarLaroo]

they have the little ads below each clip on youtube now...

how sad

[killajuggaloz5]

i know there fucking annoying

[VaderGaming]

Do they?

[bongtoke7108]

i dont think theyre at the bottom of EVERY vid, but i think theyre on ones with high views. dont take my word for it, i might be wrong. could be at random. who knos.

[a1rh0rn3r]

thanks for takin us for a walk. nice change of pace.

[Openskybeach]

love him! so funny, i had my comp in shop for 3 FUCKING MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!! supposed to be a week! I hear ya.

[dracomancer01]

gods, sounds like me when our internet goes down every fucking month(fucking verizon needs to make modems that last longer then a couple weeks!) and normally our net is down for a full two weeks!

[elchamber]

Stay away from MTV. 30 minutes of people you would love to hurt, 15 minutes of the program is commercials. Sweet. I think the commercial is better than MTV's great line of shows.

[Luffy55555]

Torrence?!!!? That's where my brother lives. Next time I go for a visit I'm gonna find you Ben! :)

[kruexx]

collorssssss! :D

[ScorpionTrooper]

lol my father took away my computer once for 2 weeks because i didnt want to go to sleep at 8 PM lol and last time my internet was shut down 1½ week, untill my room was cleaned... so you dont have it that bad >.<

[KissMeImPunk]

You probably don't get this often, but you look like James Hetfield minus the long-ass beard

[GoddessShlee]

i love that movie 200 cigarettes!!

[angelsinflight14]

Huh. Another Alabamian, huh? Eh, I can't stand it either. Dx Lucky duck, you get to leave it behind.

[Steadno]

THANK YOU!

[jimmi144]

I don't think I could live without a computer either.

[bigrancho77]

1. you are a hard on

2. you're a tool

3. nothing will ever beat the "why do you tube" post

[punkthis312]

If you cant live without your computer...then your a fuckin nerd...COMPUTER NERD!

[MammaMia]

retart!

[codeman6669]

hahhahahaah you people are nuts

[blueunicornDeb]

TV?  Whats that? TV has been declining since they started putting REALITY TV on the air.

[TectonaRivv]

it's 1/4.. not 1/3. justing saying... nice videos

[codeman6669]

nooo 10 minutes of 30 is 1/3..duh

[IanLeeGoesWee]

no... he's wrong it's like 6 minutes of commercials per 24 minutes of show for normally-popular shows...

[texanchickajk]

stray cats. fuck you! hahahahahahahaha

[twitch352owns]

its a fuckin dryer, lol

[H00dStarr520]

stray cats.. fuck you! haha i love it

[DeathAngel84299]

NO FUCKING COMPUTER!!!!! lol (the camera shakes with rage)

[k5armada]

Mortal Kombat is a hard game to play. I have the original for Sega Genisis and cant get very far.

[LadySadist]

noob

[badm]

haha flips off the cat

[Hepnotic]

you got the "bro" look down. youll fit in well in california. thanks for making a video about how youtube is great because of user content and no commercials. we had no idea!

[potteba]

omg. that's soooooo horrible. don't watch if you don't like him.

[Makten666]

no shit your right

[neoshaolin1]

Dude is that the classic room wit the said bare ass walls that all your vids took place. O_o

[Sohji444]

dude at the 49th second...i can see a moniter...perhaps for a computer...and...that isnt your room...hmm

[LoSeRLuCk1]

...have u seen a tv before?

[Sohji444]

yes i have, but its not on.

and tv's dont have a frame like a computer monitor. <_<

[LoSeRLuCk1]

well he has stuff stacked on it...and it seems to be nothing on...well maybe you could be right...screensaver...

[LadySadist]

look above it you idiot, that's a dvd player, and i'm positive that the screen saver is from playing music with the dvd player, grow the fuck up seriously

[Sohji444]

Oh If You Guys Havnt Noticed YET.

I SAID 49TH SECOND.

I CAN SEE THE BLUE TV WITH THE SCREENSAVER, IM TALKING ABOUT THE MONITER WITH THE WHITE FRAME IN THE BACKGROUND ON THE 49TH FUCKING SECONDS, LADY SADIST YOU GROW UP.

Or At Least Takes Some Vitamin A

[LoSeRLuCk1]

what's up ur ass?

[LadySadist]

problem solved if you bothered to look below :P

[LadySadist]

look above it you idiot, that's a dvd player, and i'm positive that the screen saver is from playing music with the dvd player, grow the fuck up seriously

[Sohji444]

Your Username Suits You.

[LadySadist]

and so you did, my fault that time, though i'm sure it's just his room mates computer..or was

anyway, sorry for jumping on you there, though i do try to live up to my name, mostly in a sexual sort of way but if it works on youtube so be it ;)

[Sohji444]

xD No Problems.

[RandomCrapMan]

IT'S COLOR!!!!! YAY =D! Feel sorry for ya! ;D

[mustang500e]

who's 240sx is that, that i saw for a sec in front of the house

[Asheybear]

boheme=cute

[MrTumN3s]

Boheme looks fatter /cry

[devonkatze23]

aww u got fat

[CATELUS]

LMAO!

I love the myspace sarcasm shot there near the end.

Very funny.

CATELUS.

[silverspectrum0]

lol! I agree!

[meliciousrawks]

Ha! I just moved back to So Cal....I used to live in Torrance so hope you're lovin it. And yah- TV & cable suck for all the reasons you listed....the cat thing was hellafunny!

[Goldfishkisses]

yeah i saw ATL 12 times in one day....fucking HBO.

[ShelbyElizabeth]

lmaoo

stray cats FUCK YOU!

[deedoyday]

lol that myspace position thing was so fucking funny LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLL because its so true.

[SmokeyGreenEyez]

hahaaa

[PunkFairyPrincess13]

omg omg omg your not in black and white

[codemeister1990]

DOWN WITH STRAY CATS! LOL

[kidnuke11]

legend

[caabal18]

the country is fucked. down with the system. it is your only way out.

[cpalmaresc]

cool!

[threelions3]

good video t.v's really stupid i got rid of it people just think they need t.v but people don't nice vid

[DrunkenPrayer]

Really the ads in the US are a pain because you get them every couple of minutes, unlike here where you get them in one nice 5 minute chunk so you can have a smoke or grab a drink.

[XxbestofthebestxX]

Totally true aboout the cable thing.

Same fucking movies every fucking day.

[cannibal72]

torrance i live in wilmington

[ImWorthNothing]

I like how there is Lotion right on the computer desk... Hmm, your hands get dry when your typing?

[InfernoNova4]

how did you upload this?

[lsnook]

you think you're too cool for school....but you are'nt.

[cereny12]

yes, anyone over 20 using web for like 10 years can understand that... having no computer or internet connection can kill, I have read 5 books in 3 days when I did not have the connection. I mean, reading is good of course, but... come on, no one likes intellectual four eyed smartasses these days, do they?

funny vid by the way, congratulations.

[FreeDiCT]

tard, tart, turd...? Great vid... as always...almost.

[SKANKxADDiCTiON]

i like yer house.

and yer truck.

its neat.

so yeah.

oh and if you pause the video at 5:17, you look really funny. it made me burst out laughing. =]]]

[dede850]

glad you used the word gullet in this video.. never gets used enough. I think I love you! I like it when you sing.. good vid! peace - D

[Kitamarie]

heck yes. you are my hero.

thought you should know. xD

i've never been so amused by some random guy ranting.

lol.

[bingdat]

MORTAL KOMBAT FTW!!!

[flagday84]

What the hell is the world coming to when a kid doesn't know what to do with himself because he doesn't have a computer? You ever think about going outside? Maybe getting some sun on your vampire skin. Try running around the block or canoeing or mountain biking or something besides being self-obsessed and totally dependent on technology. Get off your fat ass!

[whosmatttaylor]

lmao! you're so entertaining

[HoneyDewWaterMelon]

haha loved it i agree im a computer freak lol

[LeShapeShifter]

You're getting fat.

[killzoneiscoolerdave]

LOL MYSPACE POSITION!

[ImFatallyYours]

3 days no computer? dood how did you survive..i feel for you..but atleast you made this video for my entertainment

[venuspluto67]

To you h8rs who think boh3m3 is wrong about TV being on its way down. A quote from a news story on the CNN website today: "In TV's worst spring in recent memory, a startling number of Americans drifted away from television the past two months: More than 2.5 million fewer people were watching ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox than at the same time last year, statistics show."

[PavDaGreek]

What a biggot. Why the hell is he leaving Alabama and polluting California with his stupidity... I've read Huntsville is not stereotypical 'Alabama' per say (a tech city bastion from backward Bama) but this idiot sure is.

[regelemihai]

dude...relax your face. Geez!

[zzz33333]

come ON

[SamuelGuthrie]

loved the pacing of this one. Your timing made me laugh several times-- great job!

[libertyjones]

good 1

[camreeno360]

Lol, Alabama? I expecting to see fat people everywhere.

[Syraphin]

You cant talk, with your lack of grammar skills =P

[doomsshadow]

oooooh the irony

[castanchor]

Shut up.

[Braindeadidiot]

Try not to bitch about a bum PC, dude. I'm using a 6 year old clunker. You think you got it bad...

[nuckingfuts92]

ha....out of all the people who have created fame from YouTube your the one with the most personality....+ Hill88

[Explorer4x4]

Nice Ranger

[Dym88]

Stop smiling at the end of the videos, it's friggin scary.

[KitaZy]

awesome.

myspace position. ;DD

[knuckleupjonez]

BOHEM - do you realize you will never get a job after this. all of you youtubers need to think about it. you sold out for comments and subscribtions. you will never have a successful job. maybe a coffee shop - or the job you have now - but thats it.

sans renetto - your FUCKED...HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.

[IAmTuberToo]

your are RIGHT!!!! i really agree with you... some people can be stars from YouTube but... ok.. i just agree with you! ^_^

[boh3m3]

Already got a job mate!

[FUVEDanFUSED]

Dude, did you ever get my comment?

Please Read It Under My Name FUVEDanFUSED!!

[Bloodanna]

Hee. Egads, I love your videos.

Also television shows are half adverts, so half-hour show actually only have 15 minutes of content thus the phrase '15 minutes of fame'.

[gidmars]

actually the phrase "15 minutes of fame" was created by Andy Warhol in the 70s and has nothing to do with commercial/show ratios. And Boh3m3 is right, it's ten minutes, not 15.

[Bloodanna]

Well, that teaches me to listen to my friends rather than looking it up! *laughs*

Are you sure? Because I remember reading somewhere that half of all shows are commercials, so a 30 minute show would only have 15 minutes of content, an hour show only a 30 minutes and so on and so forth.

[Mysterioguy]

its about 12 minutes, if you really think about it, if you include opening and ending credits and commercials

[xocrystalox19]

LMAO

[emphaticapathy]

has the world got much smaller or is your face really that fat.

[whoneedstears]

Hey, I live in Torrance, right near South high school. If you would like, I can show you around. There's a few chill places in Redondo, Hermosa, and Manhattan you can hit up. Also, check out SEA lab in Redondo...I volunteer there :)

[lexn123]

hahah u hav ur computer back yayay lol u r hilarious!!!

[WaigTheQuinn]

Cracked up rolling on the floor at that "Myspace Position " Gag. gotta do that more often lol

[DihDin]

How do you get videos from your video cam on to your computer?

[Jezerv]

This is actually a commercial. Youtube is paying him to say good things about the site.........

[bloodyhatesyou]

Got proof?

[w8n4ad3athwish]

Acutually its 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

[Vermillion01]

lol No more fucking stray cats!!

[psiturbo]

Its going down!

[psiturbo]

"The Chariot"

You definitely do not qualify to work as a janitor by how your shythole looks.

Post 682.

[italks]

Boh3m3 has pretty panties! ... *disclaimer* That was mostly said to get your attention. Love the video! I hope you are well. *HUGS*

[MotorcadeFilms]

what do you do for a living?

[katalina2007]

Ben, are you moving to CA?!

[C3ddie]

HAHAHAHAH!

I KEEP on watching this video!!

"I've come to the solid conclusion that YTV is going down! ITS GOING DOWN BITCH!" HAHAHA!

thing is. its so true. i even stopped subscribing to that channel even though half my childhood is based on it...

its so garbage now...

hope you had a good move though! =D

[polardollar]

Man, you're a trip....very entertaining.

Keep it up. Please.

[iamnotapoet]

Ah, the last hope for TV is TiVo and timeshifting. A few years back I won a TiVo with a poem and have found it the best invention since the Macintosh. As as touring poet I would miss everything if it were not for TiVo... but the TiVo pefect is the commercial scan to make Lost and 24 only take 40 minutes per episode.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[skiingisgoodforyou]

got news for you...your vids and say, the Sopranos, are like a trillion light years away from each other.

By the way, if you weren't able to 'solicit' enough money from youtubers, my offer stands......I'll contribute a carbboard sign that says LA so you can hitchhike out there. Be nice to those cats mofo

[randa124]

lol

[INeverSubscribe]

Commercials are those short videos where people ask for money in return for merchandise. That's exactly the same as YOUR begging videos...except for the bit where the person parting with cash gets something in return....

[RachelFuller]

You may burn off some of that excess weight if you keep pacing.

[bluedandy]

love the scruff on your chin

*drools*

your cuuuuuute!

[ourbirds]

ahaha stray cats..FUCK YOU!

[Mistythefox]

I am officaly adopting you as my new big brother. o.o

Because my last, blood-related big brother was a pansy ass lap dog who I am embarassed to know.

[haddy55555]

You need a life beyond a fookin computer dude. Why cant you go and visit friends? I'd start by opening the curtains in your room. Might help see the outside world, even if its just s little bit.

[Snakesister]

haha, boh3m3, you're cute :)

[NeFishy]

Oh lord that was amusing (especially the MySpace comment and sudden camera turn). Still have one more video to look at, but I hope you're having fun.

[raaaaaazor]

you did have 666 comments.

seemed like an omen.

I love you haha.

[whizzedoutwoz]

TV will never die, still nice video.

[fraglemacmagle]

dw man i my comp fucked up a while back for about 2 weeks so i suck with hvaeing to deal with 1:a fucking anoying 4 year old

2:flat bank funbox and a quarer pipe

3:my brother....

[bonequeesha81]

Put some gold spinners on that truck! :D

[peachie16]

nice underwear by the way

[peachie16]

lol i'm sorry that you have not had your comp. for that long especially no DOOM for that long i'm so sorry i feel your pain for the last 4 days my brother took the comp. to his friends house it pissed me off so i know your pain

[themafia006]

nice video

[wheelmayerwon]

lmao

[RainbowRakkel]

I am going to have to say I agree with everything you said! Going without internet makes me go insane! And you're right, 200 Cigarrettes=good movie...but not multiple times. Who needs that? lol

[Na7han1988]

NEDM

[supimAndriy]

This video is terrible.

[BrianMcNail]

See you Boh3m3

[whitnehhh]

love the glasses!

[gigidoll]

you can stay at my place near hollywood :)

[RobotOwl]

When I figured out u lived in Alabama I almost forgave u for the sucky videos, I thought at least hes not an LA phony, at least he has that going for him. No more excuses now, I feel really bad about this--this whole reality thing about to set in--u should stay in alabama dude, at least you'd maintain some sort of naive charm or something...

[dharriscompany]

move out of your parents house.

[Micfri]

You are a commercial, for youtube?

[VicDraygo]

Fine boh3m3, I'll do it. I tried to hold out, but you finally got me. Are you happy man? I'm gonna subscribe.

[Hackerboy325]

your... your gonna be my neighbor

[BunnyCannibal]

GO MORTAL KOMBAT dude we are like homies

[beatlesgirl123]

your hair looks AMAZING~~

[taurusborn87]

Wow. I havent been on here in forever and now you're moving. I plan to go to Cali sometime myself. I hope it goes well, man! Peace

[mintypickles316]

AHHHH! *raises hand* been there.