when that lady asked him what date he should make the reservation...Chris farley screamin "over the weekend you stupid bitch" would have been the perfect line. I wish the guy who made this video had that line on his soundboard. Its here on youtube...just search Chris Farley over the weekend
this is amazing!!! i fucking love you sound board!! chris farley was my hero!! his dearth was so tragic :( the world would be a better place if he were still around
the restaurant doesn't open until 4 o'clock... DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH???... I'M SPEAKIN ENGLISH... iiiii'm sorry i dont speak japanese... EVIDENTLY YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH EITHER... can we STOP THIS CRUEL GAME!!!!!!!!
That first call was beast . . . great, as that was my first impression for a Chris Farley soundboard crank call. The rest of the calls were solid, very funny, and would've been perfect if you had switched up the soundbytes a bit more. I don't have much experience with the Farley SB though, so I dunno how much you can mix up his statements.
Hahahaha, yeah, I was ready to LOL as soon as I clicked on the link, because of the picture. I usually prefer crank calls with visual aids to indicate who's speaking, but it's OK when the only picture is as funny as this one here.
fuck the 43 ppl who dislike
slipknot555666ify 1 month ago
what soundboard do you use this is hilarious
thepivotkiller 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
lol i love this
lovethreat24 2 months ago
"is this for business pleasure or for medical?.........yessss"
lanebaguss14 2 months ago
3:00 "I guess thats your theory..." lol
rbrintont823 2 months ago
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"I'm here cooking supper. i burn my supper, you are gonna buy me a meal out!"
"Let me tell you why i suck as a salesman"
FalcorProductions 3 months ago
can we STOP THIS CRUEL GAME!!!! *skype sound*
WeLiveToDanceAlone 3 months ago
This is what you Yanks call humour?
ShayLee0501 4 months ago
my god man this is classic.
jimboFranklin 4 months ago
Are people really this retarded they cant tell its a sound board.....
pac6010 4 months ago
@jayezzo I guess that's YOUR theory!
hehall1680 5 months ago
"i guess thats YOUR theory!" funniest part to me
Jman32183 5 months ago
Chris Farley (a NON jew) like many other have mysteriously “overdosed”. How else can the jews shine in Hollyjew.
Watch video: "Hollywood Jewish Control"
jayezzo 5 months ago
"Hmm. I guess that's your theory!" that part KILLED me! hahaha
MitchysMinecraft 5 months ago
I find it just creepy yet funny that these people where talking to a dead man and didn't know it lmfao
Kyra2380 5 months ago
-Raving phyco!
-FUCKING IDIOT!
LOL
melmccon13 5 months ago
I cant Stop lauging!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL
melmccon13 5 months ago
she sounds like a bitch
dragonslayerED30 5 months ago
even just that picture is fuckin hilarious
jessesetsfire 5 months ago
See the reason im calling..
batstink 5 months ago
Guy: Dont call here anymore!
Chris: Quit playing with your DINGY!
lol
BrowserY2J1015 6 months ago
I don't think I've laughed harder at a youtube video yet.
wyantizer89 7 months ago
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you fuckin idiot!
jordach545 7 months ago
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hey worms, enjoy your meal!~ hehehehheheheheheeee
sylicone221 7 months ago
5:53 sounds like hes calling a hot, clueless, teenage girl
wingo0pandas 7 months ago
" How ya doin' buddy? "
LMAO........Farley was the funniest motherfucker who ever lived
Hunkola 7 months ago 19
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5:03 "What you want??? I dont care what you want! now tell me what you want!" wtf? lmao
mattdogggg 7 months ago
you ffuckin idiot! 5:37
MTread545 7 months ago
Oh my god this is hilarious! And Chris Farley is not a 'f***ing idiot'
panther73beast 7 months ago
this is great
princep 7 months ago
when that lady asked him what date he should make the reservation...Chris farley screamin "over the weekend you stupid bitch" would have been the perfect line. I wish the guy who made this video had that line on his soundboard. Its here on youtube...just search Chris Farley over the weekend
eazyboy2010 8 months ago
oh man you're killin me...
om4444 8 months ago 2
ahh..what would the world be like WITHOUT soundboards?
IheartRHPS 8 months ago
i wish this kept going hahaha
chriscbh82 9 months ago
this as a hotel
WHUT?? I'm retarded.
maxie355a 9 months ago
5.34 LOL guy gets so mad
Paranoid70 9 months ago
aww the 2nd woman was soo nice=]=]
SpecialEdd619 9 months ago
this is amazing!!! i fucking love you sound board!! chris farley was my hero!! his dearth was so tragic :( the world would be a better place if he were still around
Fr0otlups 9 months ago
@Fr0otlups how did he die i never knew how???
blueoctober6 8 months ago
@blueoctober6 drug od
ericpinter29 8 months ago
@blueoctober6 he died of an over dose. some fucking hooker he was with could have saved his life probably, but the bitch left him there..
Fr0otlups 8 months ago
2:21 iced the cake YES !
CLOVERCITYY15 9 months ago
Why don't you put AUDIO ONLY in the title?
handiest1 9 months ago
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bigmathafaka 10 months ago
hahaha funny as hell
SStoge21 10 months ago
I love at 7:08 "Quit playin with your dingy" CLICK
And at the end "I'm retarded" xD
greentophat 10 months ago
that was good
good job
jimshady007 10 months ago
38 people were trolled by this sound board.
frankyagernull 10 months ago
WUT R U WANTIN!
boneawl 11 months ago
2 4 9er 6 7..
hypehoops 11 months ago
that second person he called was a damn good employee lol
codyahernek 11 months ago
raving psycho.... YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! LMFAOOOO!!!
punkflat3 11 months ago 2
" I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!? "
Uh, Was she retarded?
CelseyAnn 11 months ago 2
2....4....niner... lol that always makes me laugh
Roachenator 11 months ago
1:39 i love that michelle's laugh
Roachenator 11 months ago
6:36 IT'S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY IS A RECORDING!
851852093114208513 11 months ago
What the fuck did she say that place was? Arigato Japanese Bacon Seafood? What the hell?
851852093114208513 11 months ago
My grandmother ridin by, Give me the finger..... and a Duck hahaha
dogtownwilly123 11 months ago
haha that was awesome.
elvisjimpa100 11 months ago
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SqUeAlLiKeAPiGBoY 1 year ago
the restaurant doesn't open until 4 o'clock... DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH???... I'M SPEAKIN ENGLISH... iiiii'm sorry i dont speak japanese... EVIDENTLY YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH EITHER... can we STOP THIS CRUEL GAME!!!!!!!!
SqUeAlLiKeAPiGBoY 1 year ago
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SqUeAlLiKeAPiGBoY 1 year ago
BRILLIANT! One of the best SB calls I've ever heard.
hattrickster33 1 year ago
Haha! Laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes!
"What day would you like to make a reservation?"~"Umm... Why?"
"Does anybody here speak English?"~"I'm speaking English."~"I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese."
"Well sir, is this for business, pleasure or medical?"~"Yes."
XD
hirkala 1 year ago
What sound board did u use?
deadman66654 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deadman66654 1 year ago
RIP Chris... Still making us laugh from the grave
GamerNationUSA 1 year ago 14
this is so funny
TRL247 1 year ago
YAS!
rattler706 1 year ago
how lucky can u get to call a house and have the person who lives there has that name
larrybirdthebestever 1 year ago
34 people work at those places.
Raspberrylaughs 1 year ago
That last one was pretty good.
doddsino 1 year ago
Quit playing with your dingy!
Peter01Fett 1 year ago
2 4 9er
mghillsburg 1 year ago
sally jones
tuckfooable 1 year ago
"You fuckin' IdioT"....LMAO
The girl at Best Western is completely dumbfounded and should NOT be answering phone calls !
This guy is a soundboard King ! : )
Great job !
stephanieNbrody3 1 year ago
LOLOL!!! this is good
bballmac42 1 year ago
the girl who apologies to a dead chris farley for thinking he was a recording sounds pretty cute
AMpufnstuf 1 year ago
No when he asked for Dee Lions at the N.Y. Zoo...
repelghosts 1 year ago
me?
tsar216 1 year ago
that was brilliant, so funny.
gard069 1 year ago
RAVING PSYCHO!
codyahernek 1 year ago
THIS IS FUCKING HILIARIOUS! :D
DavidMichaelTV 1 year ago
This is some serious funny shit. Chris Farley Rest In Peace. Funniest fuckng prank call I have ever heard.
Jp3tdd 1 year ago
This is some serious funny shit. Chris Farley Rest In Peace.
Jp3tdd 1 year ago
If you make me burn my meal you're buying me a meal!
MsSaraMurray19 1 year ago
omg! this is so funny!!!!!! i <3 chris
ROCKNROLLCHICKA85 1 year ago
you F*cking idiot LOL best prank call ever.
B3nt7y1 1 year ago
what website did u use??
sickthings28 1 year ago
Lol dumb rednecks
Rinaleightball1 1 year ago
"quit playing with your dingy"
tamaninja00 1 year ago
when the lady asked when he wanted to make a reservation, it should have said "over the weekend you stupid bitch!"
nitrojoe9 1 year ago 44
@nitrojoe9 hahaha good call
morgantown1 1 year ago
@nitrojoe9 and when she said what he should of said just kidding!
Bendanna93 7 months ago
this is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cnat123 1 year ago
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Beverley Hills ninja...
Mirror89Boy 1 year ago
Beverley Hills ninja...
Mirror89Boy 1 year ago
This is better than Arnold
dedpres124 1 year ago
2:58 KILL WHITEY
851852093114208513 1 year ago
Haha, epic babble @ 4:49
GKFC 1 year ago
THat michelle girl sound sexy
mupp33n 1 year ago 2
hahahahaha, this is AWESOME
wtfdudefjag 1 year ago
LmFaO this is to0o funny
dRoOpYoNeR328 1 year ago
lol pat giles is a real person??
Chimichanga12594 1 year ago
lol the chinese food lady in the beginning had a southern accent wtf?
Chimichanga12594 1 year ago
how ya doin buddy? XD
beefflavoredchicken 1 year ago
funniest soundboard prank call ever. RIP chris farley
TheJoeStudd 1 year ago 54
@TheJoeStudd it did rip.
andrew49848 1 year ago
this is funny.
rpowarz 1 year ago
"Quit playing with your dingy" Lol!
TheDescent100 1 year ago 3
could you get your daddy on the phone
SuperFuckinasshole 1 year ago
Quit playin' with your dingy
TheBoyAintRite 1 year ago
my favorite is when the woman says
"I'm here cooking supper. i burn my supper, you are gonna buy me a meal out!"
5:06 - 5:10
bigfalcor 1 year ago
28 people are retarted....thats all
frankyw729 1 year ago
@frankyw729
29
padilla23 1 year ago
quit playing with your dingy
(dial tone)
im retarded
(dial tone)
LOLZ sucks that he died he was awesome
zeidy388 1 year ago
"I guess that's your theory!"
LucidDream 1 year ago
Verywell done, good job!
Valegod 1 year ago
BEST VIDEO EVER
AN1MAL1STIC 1 year ago
LOL 5:29-5:40!!
GoDawgs1991 1 year ago
i was laughing even before i watched it. i was laughing at the picture
bootysweat44 1 year ago
This is the greatest tribute to Chris's memory I have ever seen. Hilarious as well as excellently done.
RIP Chris Farely
iwrestledababyonce 1 year ago 2
haha
smokeyvv 1 year ago
that would've been funny if someone asked, "Is this Chris Farley?" and the voice said, "Yes!"
Starvingpuppies 1 year ago
That first call was beast . . . great, as that was my first impression for a Chris Farley soundboard crank call. The rest of the calls were solid, very funny, and would've been perfect if you had switched up the soundbytes a bit more. I don't have much experience with the Farley SB though, so I dunno how much you can mix up his statements.
KoldShadow 1 year ago
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How Ya Doin Buddy!!!
mcmillan1adam 1 year ago
fucking win!!!!!!!!!
padilla23 1 year ago
I guess that's your theory!
bbfreak10 1 year ago 36
@bbfreak10
Hahaha, good stuff.
KoldShadow 1 year ago
@bbfreak10 quit playin with ur dingy
CLOVERCITYY15 9 months ago
aw, haha, that girl at 6:20 was cute. "i'm so sorry i thought this was a recording"
she's sharp! not sharp enough tho :P
Erilis666 1 year ago
lmfao "two, four, niner, five, six, seven."
Erilis666 1 year ago
whats the language the "lady" around 5:00 is speaking? is that some kind of southern english?
zaurtrien 1 year ago
@zaurtrien
Southern U.S. accent
randir14 1 year ago
@zaurtrien yeah, she sounds black
Erilis666 1 year ago
@Erilis666 great answer, hope you're a girl so we can laugh (i dont laugh with guy, thats gay) i'm serious
zaurtrien 1 year ago
@zaurtrien
It's deep-fried yokel, I reckon. "WHO ARE YEWWWWWWWW?!? LOL!
KoldShadow 1 year ago
She mad
Dimeinurear 1 year ago
2.. 4... niner..
tremer88 1 year ago
@tremer88 I'm sorry did I hear a "niner" in there? Are we using walkie-talkies?
HighlyBored 1 year ago
LMAO!Gotta love how clueless these people are too.
SidNightWalker 1 year ago
im retarded lmao
TheCowboyViking 1 year ago
woman at 3:55 is annoying as hell
bman462 1 year ago
this is amazing!!! what a great tribute to the guy
silverstix2222 1 year ago 2
"DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH!"-lol i fuckin love it
MrMusikman24 1 year ago 2
Were Chris Farley alive today, this is what he'd be doing in his free time.
ThePieIsLie 1 year ago 2
@ThePieIsLie
*CO-SIGN* ROTLFMAO! X-D
KoldShadow 1 year ago
"how you doin buddY!!!" "me?" "yes!"
TheOptimusrhyme 1 year ago
YES! for all three?
clownfish710 1 year ago
"Al?"
"No"
LMAO
writertrump 1 year ago
this is great!!!!
bookittty182 1 year ago
Why are rednecks answering the phone for a Japanese restaurant?
Roguemember 1 year ago
hahahaahahhahhaaaa
hocke4607 1 year ago
Could u get ur daddy on the phone xD
deathnote666fan1 1 year ago
honestly i dont have to listen to the video to laugh...just looking at the picture is funny!
bootysweat44 1 year ago
@bootysweat44
Hahahaha, yeah, I was ready to LOL as soon as I clicked on the link, because of the picture. I usually prefer crank calls with visual aids to indicate who's speaking, but it's OK when the only picture is as funny as this one here.
KoldShadow 1 year ago
quit playen with your dingie lmfao
mshroomhead666 1 year ago
haha i really wanna try this, does anybody know how this was done, and with such good sound quality?
MrWalrus121 1 year ago
LOL, This is goin on my favorites. This should have alot more views. You're good with communicating to the ppl with the sound board.
0xygenIsOverRated 1 year ago
Great stuff! I miss Chris but videos like this help to remind us of his greatness. Thanks.
assphincter 1 year ago
two four niner...
charger619c 1 year ago
that girl at 6.55 sounds hawt
guiltyspark5 1 year ago
one of the best vids of all time long live chris farley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
m3tallica1000 1 year ago
for what date? "2-4-9er" hahahaha
Gvanillavodka 1 year ago
This is awesome! XD
debrajl529 1 year ago
Im Retarded hehehehehe!
thebladezmanII 1 year ago
first woman is a bitch lol
bluhmjam 1 year ago
he says goat not game
carsuck7 1 year ago
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grittyfun 1 year ago
you're out of your mind buddy. i don't even have a goat and i don't do game work.
electricchandelier 1 year ago
It's JAAAAnifur...
PlayMoreLoud 2 years ago
CAN WE STOP THIS CRUEL GOAT.
electricchandelier 2 years ago
Game you idiot.
jtfehr28 2 years ago
No kidding. Faggot.
electricchandelier 2 years ago
@electricchandelier he didn't say that he said, CAN WE STOP THIS CRUEL GAME.
Rarrin9378 1 year ago
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slaterfootball 2 years ago
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slaterfootball 2 years ago
ah, too bad you didn't have a quote from tommy boy directed towards "michelle," for the second one.
CAPUSA 2 years ago
miss ya chris RIP buddy 1 of the funniest mother fuckers pissin in my pants
xlt85 2 years ago
"No, but she's here though" LMAO.
forbiddensociety 2 years ago
@forbiddensociety
Yeah, TOTALLY cash when you make a soundboard say a name and the place you called has someone with that tag.
KoldShadow 1 year ago
Could you get your daddy on the phone?
VCthaGOATdunker 2 years ago
@VCthaGOATdunker
"Can we get who?"
"Could you get your daddy on the phone?"
"This is a hotel, sir." LOL
KoldShadow 1 year ago
"To be honest with you I pretty much run the place *giggles*" LMAO this is great stuff.
VCthaGOATdunker 2 years ago