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  • fuck the 43 ppl who dislike

  • what soundboard do you use this is hilarious

  • lol i love this

  • "is this for business pleasure or for medical?.........yessss"

  • 3:00 "I guess thats your theory..." lol

  • can we STOP THIS CRUEL GAME!!!! *skype sound*

  • This is what you Yanks call humour?

  • my god man this is classic.

  • Are people really this retarded they cant tell its a sound board.....

  • @jayezzo I guess that's YOUR theory!

  • "i guess thats YOUR theory!" funniest part to me

  • Chris Farley (a NON jew) like many other have mysteriously “overdosed”. How else can the jews shine in Hollyjew.

    Watch video: "Hollywood Jewish Control"

  • "Hmm. I guess that's your theory!" that part KILLED me! hahaha

  • I find it just creepy yet funny that these people where talking to a dead man and didn't know it lmfao

  • -Raving phyco!

    -FUCKING IDIOT!

    LOL

  • I cant Stop lauging!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL

  • she sounds like a bitch

  • even just that picture is fuckin hilarious

  • See the reason im calling..

  • Guy: Dont call here anymore!

    Chris: Quit playing with your DINGY!

    lol

  • I don't think I've laughed harder at a youtube video yet.

  • 5:53 sounds like hes calling a hot, clueless, teenage girl

  • " How ya doin' buddy? "

    LMAO........Farley was the funniest motherfucker who ever lived

  • you ffuckin idiot! 5:37

  • Oh my god this is hilarious! And Chris Farley is not a 'f***ing idiot'

  • this is great

    

  • when that lady asked him what date he should make the reservation...Chris farley screamin "over the weekend you stupid bitch" would have been the perfect line. I wish the guy who made this video had that line on his soundboard. Its here on youtube...just search Chris Farley over the weekend

  • oh man you're killin me...

  • ahh..what would the world be like WITHOUT soundboards?

  • i wish this kept going hahaha

  • this as a hotel

    WHUT?? I'm retarded.

  • 5.34 LOL guy gets so mad

  • aww the 2nd woman was soo nice=]=]

  • this is amazing!!! i fucking love you sound board!! chris farley was my hero!! his dearth was so tragic :( the world would be a better place if he were still around

  • @Fr0otlups how did he die i never knew how???

  • @blueoctober6 drug od

  • @blueoctober6 he died of an over dose. some fucking hooker he was with could have saved his life probably, but the bitch left him there..

  • 2:21 iced the cake YES !

  • Why don't you put AUDIO ONLY in the title?

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  • hahaha funny as hell

  • I love at 7:08 "Quit playin with your dingy" CLICK

    And at the end "I'm retarded" xD

  • that was good

    good job

  • 38 people were trolled by this sound board.

  • WUT R U WANTIN!

  • 2 4 9er 6 7..

  • that second person he called was a damn good employee lol

  • raving psycho.... YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! LMFAOOOO!!!

  • " I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!? "

    Uh, Was she retarded?

  • 2....4....niner... lol that always makes me laugh

  • 1:39 i love that michelle's laugh

  • 6:36 IT'S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY IS A RECORDING!

  • What the fuck did she say that place was? Arigato Japanese Bacon Seafood? What the hell?

  • My grandmother ridin by, Give me the finger..... and a Duck hahaha

  • haha that was awesome.

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  • the restaurant doesn't open until 4 o'clock... DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH???... I'M SPEAKIN ENGLISH... iiiii'm sorry i dont speak japanese... EVIDENTLY YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH EITHER... can we STOP THIS CRUEL GAME!!!!!!!!

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  • BRILLIANT! One of the best SB calls I've ever heard.

  • Haha! Laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes!

    "What day would you like to make a reservation?"~"Umm... Why?"

    "Does anybody here speak English?"~"I'm speaking English."~"I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese."

    "Well sir, is this for business, pleasure or medical?"~"Yes."

    XD

  • What sound board did u use?

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RIP Chris... Still making us laugh from the grave

  • this is so funny

  • YAS!

  • how lucky can u get to call a house and have the person who lives there has that name

  • 34 people work at those places.

  • That last one was pretty good.

  • Quit playing with your dingy!

  • 2 4 9er

  • sally jones

  • "You fuckin' IdioT"....LMAO

    The girl at Best Western is completely dumbfounded and should NOT be answering phone calls !

    This guy is a soundboard King ! : )

    Great job !

  • LOLOL!!! this is good

  • the girl who apologies to a dead chris farley for thinking he was a recording sounds pretty cute

  • No when he asked for Dee Lions at the N.Y. Zoo...

  • me?

  • that was brilliant, so funny.

  • RAVING PSYCHO!

  • THIS IS FUCKING HILIARIOUS! :D

  • This is some serious funny shit. Chris Farley Rest In Peace. Funniest fuckng prank call I have ever heard.

  • This is some serious funny shit. Chris Farley Rest In Peace.

  • If you make me burn my meal you're buying me a meal!

  • omg! this is so funny!!!!!! i <3 chris

  • you F*cking idiot LOL best prank call ever.

  • what website did u use??

  • Lol dumb rednecks

  • "quit playing with your dingy"

  • when the lady asked when he wanted to make a reservation, it should have said "over the weekend you stupid bitch!"

  • @nitrojoe9 hahaha good call

  • @nitrojoe9 and when she said what he should of said just kidding!

  • this is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Beverley Hills ninja...

  • This is better than Arnold

  • 2:58 KILL WHITEY

  • Haha, epic babble @ 4:49

  • THat michelle girl sound sexy

  • hahahahaha, this is AWESOME

  • LmFaO this is to0o funny

  • lol pat giles is a real person??

  • lol the chinese food lady in the beginning had a southern accent wtf?

  • how ya doin buddy? XD

  • funniest soundboard prank call ever. RIP chris farley

  • @TheJoeStudd it did rip.

  • this is funny.

  • "Quit playing with your dingy" Lol!

  • could you get your daddy on the phone

  • Quit playin' with your dingy

  • my favorite is when the woman says

    "I'm here cooking supper. i burn my supper, you are gonna buy me a meal out!"

    5:06 - 5:10

  • 28 people are retarted....thats all

  • @frankyw729

    29

  • quit playing with your dingy

    (dial tone)

    im retarded

    (dial tone)

    LOLZ sucks that he died he was awesome

  • "I guess that's your theory!"

  • Verywell done, good job!

  • BEST VIDEO EVER

  • LOL 5:29-5:40!!

  • i was laughing even before i watched it. i was laughing at the picture

  • This is the greatest tribute to Chris's memory I have ever seen. Hilarious as well as excellently done.

    RIP Chris Farely

  • haha

  • that would've been funny if someone asked, "Is this Chris Farley?" and the voice said, "Yes!"

  • That first call was beast . . . great, as that was my first impression for a Chris Farley soundboard crank call.  The rest of the calls were solid, very funny, and would've been perfect if you had switched up the soundbytes a bit more. I don't have much experience with the Farley SB though, so I dunno how much you can mix up his statements.

  • fucking win!!!!!!!!!

  • I guess that's your theory!

  • @bbfreak10

    Hahaha, good stuff.

  • @bbfreak10 quit playin with ur dingy

  • aw, haha, that girl at 6:20 was cute. "i'm so sorry i thought this was a recording"

    she's sharp! not sharp enough tho :P

  • lmfao "two, four, niner, five, six, seven."

  • whats the language the "lady" around 5:00 is speaking? is that some kind of southern english?

  • @zaurtrien

    Southern U.S. accent

  • @zaurtrien yeah, she sounds black

  • @Erilis666 great answer, hope you're a girl so we can laugh (i dont laugh with guy, thats gay) i'm serious

  • @zaurtrien

    It's deep-fried yokel, I reckon. "WHO ARE YEWWWWWWWW?!? LOL!

  • She mad

  • 2.. 4... niner..

  • @tremer88 I'm sorry did I hear a "niner" in there? Are we using walkie-talkies?

  • LMAO!Gotta love how clueless these people are too.

  • im retarded lmao

  • woman at 3:55 is annoying as hell

  • this is amazing!!! what a great tribute to the guy

  • "DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH!"-lol i fuckin love it

  • Were Chris Farley alive today, this is what he'd be doing in his free time.

  • @ThePieIsLie

    *CO-SIGN* ROTLFMAO! X-D

  • "how you doin buddY!!!" "me?" "yes!"

  • YES! for all three?

  • "Al?"

    "No"

    LMAO

  • this is great!!!!

  • Why are rednecks answering the phone for a Japanese restaurant?

  • hahahaahahhahhaaaa

  • Could u get ur daddy on the phone xD

  • honestly i dont have to listen to the video to laugh...just looking at the picture is funny!

  • @bootysweat44

    Hahahaha, yeah, I was ready to LOL as soon as I clicked on the link, because of the picture.  I usually prefer crank calls with visual aids to indicate who's speaking, but it's OK when the only picture is as funny as this one here.

  • quit playen with your dingie lmfao

  • haha i really wanna try this, does anybody know how this was done, and with such good sound quality?

  • LOL, This is goin on my favorites. This should have alot more views. You're good with communicating to the ppl with the sound board.

  • Great stuff! I miss Chris but videos like this help to remind us of his greatness. Thanks.

  • two four niner...

  • that girl at 6.55 sounds hawt

  • one of the best vids of all time long live chris farley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • for what date? "2-4-9er" hahahaha

  • This is awesome! XD

  • Im Retarded hehehehehe!

  • first woman is a bitch lol

  • he says goat not game

  • you're out of your mind buddy. i don't even have a goat and i don't do game work.

  • It's JAAAAnifur...

  • CAN WE STOP THIS CRUEL GOAT.

  • Game you idiot.

  • No kidding. Faggot.

  • @electricchandelier he didn't say that he said, CAN WE STOP THIS CRUEL GAME.

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  • ah, too bad you didn't have a quote from tommy boy directed towards "michelle," for the second one.

  • miss ya chris RIP buddy 1 of the funniest mother fuckers pissin in my pants

  • "No, but she's here though" LMAO.

  • @forbiddensociety

    Yeah, TOTALLY cash when you make a soundboard say a name and the place you called has someone with that tag.

  • Could you get your daddy on the phone?

  • @VCthaGOATdunker

    "Can we get who?"

    "Could you get your daddy on the phone?"

    "This is a hotel, sir." LOL

  • "To be honest with you I pretty much run the place *giggles*" LMAO this is great stuff.