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  • Norsk jo xD

  • That's a superior way to do a battle report! Really exciting! Love both armies! Didn't know who to root for! Need more!!!

  • Great video guys

  • TAU are the best

  • Very well thought out Battle Report. I am glad somebody linked to this on the MiniWarGaming forum or I probably would never have seen it.

  • anyone have any ideas for battle suit weapons, i am looking for weapons for long range but an other one for if they get close:)

  • Great battle report Thanks for posting it!

  • anybody knows what the armor safeth of a dark eldar is? how much you hvta throw for staying alive?

  • nordmen assa, det ser jævli kult ut også

  • Rammstein :DD

  • Wonderful! Best batrep I have seen on youtube. Thanks for taking the time to post.

  • @ 6:50 hahaha Rammstein in the background = win. Figures, only in Europe will you hear that.

  • yalls batreps are so entertaining! what language are you guys speaking? sweet video by the way

  • Multiple flaws on dark eldar side like the lord with incubi when actually if u put archon on reaver with agoniser (wounds on 4+ power weap) and shadow field (2+ inv) he can spounge up tau firepower then get into combat unscathed

  • You don't control objectives when you go to ground, since you're pinned.

  • @Gruntoffry Sure you do. There's nothing in the rulebook preventing pinned models from scoring objectives.

  • Nice game, its all for the Greater Good!

  • best battle report on utube awesome... everyone should do many reports in this form .... just awesome and the game was very exciting ^^

    thx ;)

  • does anyone know what his main channel is?

  • I find it intresting that the dark eldar managed to get away this goog without their fast vehicles.

  • Aw I wouldn't mind playing this board game I mean I play the RTs but this looks fun but hard xD and I don't know any place that sells these as well as anyone who plays it haha Sucks for me! I was Hopeing for a Dark eldar win =( Good vid though!

  • nice game

  • That one really went back and forth! But unfortunately the Tau had the upperhand as soon as they massacred those bikers :( Just bad luck.

  • @ 0:57

    I totally have a DE warrior exactly like that! You made him using the dark lance from the Scourges set right? haha, same head and everything xD

  • dark eldar need a new codex and new models how long has it been 2000?

  • I think even before. I'm really pissed off 'cause I wanted to start a DE new army, but I don't know if I should wait to get the new models.

    Anyway, they're HARD to play!

  • @LeeroyMcGlinn a new dark eldar codex is out at some point between sept/october...god knows we have waited nearly 11 years.

  • Love it when you make videos like this! It's so much more enjoyable than listening to somebody talk through a scratchy computer mic!!!

  • also looks and seems very professional, overall a great experience :D

  • The talos doesnt give armour saves does it? I thought the claws on it ignored those saves?

  • It does indeed ignore Armour Saves, because it is a Monstrous Creature. However, the Shield Drones taking the hits have 4+ Invulnerable Saves. Even Monstrous Creatures can't punch through that.

  • aaah i didnt realize tht u where making an invulnerable sorry. My mistake. Awesome channel btw. Enjoy all your reports. just watched loads. I play with both these armys so this video was fun to watch!

  • @jonaslep Drones have 4+inv???

  • 7:00 , Rammstein - Te quiero puta :)

  • dark eldar are good if you have alot of lances and bikes cause i win all the time with that and people usally have raiders and ravengers so il, come up with a tacticle vid soon

  • just fiished watching amazing how dark eldar atualy put up fight at the end

  • i am gonna play dark eldar by jan 10th so ill pry get a couple od battle reports

  • how good are the dark eldar anyhow in ur view?

  • LOL any1else see the jetbike fall over and puncture tablecoth with armours spike?

  • something for the DE player to consider, is that dark eldar actually thrive quite a bit in close combat, their transports are perfect for being set up to get them in the thick asap, high initiative high ws(for basic troops), they simply dont have the armour or firepower to be shooting it out with much of nething but orks maybe lol, good game tho!

  • Dark Eldar really are a glass hammer army: they can deal lots of damage, but cant take any in return. It really shows in this battle: even though the Tau won, it was close all the way down to the final shot.

  • i play the tyranids

  • wooo finally a win for tau! Good game!

  • wow i am so lucky, my 2 favourite armies facing off =)

  • I'm thinking about playing some 40k again but i remember how it was awfully expensive, can someone give me an adequate sized Dark Eldar army so i don't go out and buy some not really needed troops. I found out last time it was a mistake to buy a lot of dark reapers and not a lot of offensive units...

  • if you want offensive at cheap price buy the Assault Black Reach box

  • i agree, everything cost so much lol, but i am also thinking about getting back into this lol

  • that was an exciting report! I love the way you guys present it. Subscribed!

  • One important tips for the DE user:

    At 7:40 you dice a 3 on the W6 and

    then you dice just 3 attacks!

    The Talos gets everytime a +1 bonus on its attack

    remember that!

  • Excellent tip! I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time I field the denizens of Commorragh.

  • @BloodxDE The Talos only gets +1 attack on the charge. If you read it's profile the attacks are D6 not D6+1.

  • whoo tau!

  • Great battle report! I heard rammstein in the background :P

    Boy, those dark eldar models sure are looking old!

    Also, i would have liked more views of the whole battlefield, but this style was pretty cool.

  • Now this is a "yummy" fight.. Mostly because I think Tau would cry more then anyone else while being tormented and/or violated.. What? Oh you know I'm right >_>;

  • Last game I played aganist tau I killed 60% of his army in 1 turn and lost nothing and there wasn't really that much luck on my part another than a raider passing alot of 4+ cover saves.

  • you need some raiders but overall good battle post more

  • Yes..more battle report with Dark Eldar please...

    btw awesome rep ;)

  • Make more dark eldar reps plz

  • Great report guys! I just started following your blog today and I am might impressed. Norwegian sounds pretty awesome too... :D

  • Nice job! Please do more dark eldar reps!

  • i satrting to collet these but dont know witch armies plz help whos stronger than space marines thanks

  • I'm not quite sure what you are asking. Please write your sentences with punctuation, so they become easier to understand ;-)

    "Who are stronger than Space Marines? - Well, in the background stories, mighty Daemon Princes and enormous Ork Warbosses are physically stronger than Space Marines.

    In the Warhammer 40k game, all the codexes are fairly balanced, so it mostly depends on the player controlling them.

  • Nice reply. I've been thinking of starting to play Warhammer 40k myself,but i just can't decide...CSM or DE?

    I mean,i love the Dark Eldar for they're rapid strikes and evilness ;)

    But then,the Chaos Marines,i've been a huge fan of them for a long time and i like them aswell.

    I think i'll choose Chaos,but what's you're personal opinion? Thanks in advance.

    If anyone else except jonaslep can recommend/suggest or just put out his opinion,please,feel free to do so.

  • In my personal opinion, Chaos Space Marines are a much more interesting codex. Dark Eldar, while having a lot of interesting choices, are more restricted in what you can choose if you want a good army.

    In addition, the Dark Eldar are probably getting a new codex in a year or two, whereas the Chaos codex is fairly new in comparison.

    If I were starting a new army now, I'd choose Chaos Space Marines, and get Dark Eldar when they are re-released.

  • Okay,thanks,i'll take you're advice and go with the Chaos.

    They have diversity in troops,right?

    And they have those beasts,Defilers... :)))

    Lol,metal beasts XD

  • darke eldar are hard to get but there worth it they made warhammer more fair and 2 cheater armys dark eldar and witch hunters there old codexes alow them too be better with less points im getting 1000pts necrons then dark eldar i have 1500pt orks they got old but there a good team

  • ive played chaos but not dark eldar, chaos are good but there expensive (points) i dont know anything about dark eldar but i would say chaos space marines.

  • @EmoVex Do CSM and Start dark eldar later that's what i'm gonna do, no one should need to choose between those two awesome armies

  • join the tau empire, kovash tauva!

  • lol for the greater good

  • Imperial Guard if you are a dick and stock up on tanks. A standard Leman Russ is 150 points and comes with a battle cannon and hull mounted heavy bolter as standard. You can add side sponsons, but you don't really need to since you can still move six inches and fire your main turret as well as one other main weapon. Plus their troops are really cheap on points. Same with Chimera transports.

  • finally found a tau player :)

  • Your opponent is brave to keep facing you. Also, do you have like 5 or 6 armies because you've got chaos, crons, DE, what else?

  • I have played Warhammer 40k for far longer than my buddy Norau. He is improving his game rapidly.

    I have Space Marines, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Tyranids, Necrons, Chaos Space Marines and Witch Hunters. My next army will most likely be Imperial Guard.

  • what is your fav army and why seein as you seem to have a non-biased opinion :) thnx

  • That's a difficult question! So many things to consider; models, background, competitiveness, etc.

    My favorite armies at the moment are Chaos Space Marines and Eldar.

    I love the Eldar for their ability to zoom around for several turns, before surgically disabling the enemy for the win in the last turn.

    Likewise, I dig the CSM for the endless possibilities in their codex and their rock hard, but diverse, troops.

    Also, the models in these armies are pure awesomeness and a pleasure to paint!

  • cool game but no talking why was there no talking battle reports are best when they talk you trough

  • That's because we speak Norwegian, which the average YouTube viewer doesn't understand.

    PS: Comments are best when they are properly punctuated and written in complete sentences. ;-)

  • It's sad when Norwegian's instruct Americans how to speak proper English. God i hate being American...

  • @thanatoic Feel free to emigrate. I am sad by some of the things that Americans do,but don't be fooled,stupid people live everywhere. I have lived in Germany and Japan ,been to Denmark, Ireland, and France. People are stupid everywhere.

  • luckiest cover save ever

  • great vid enjoyed watching

  • No worries, man. I don't dislike the list, it's just not my cup of tea.

    Great to hear that you liked my video battle report.

  • Haha, sure that's the way to roll in a competitive setting.

    The games I put on YouTube are all friendly games against less experienced players than yourself.

    You also have to take into consideration that the army Norau (my opponent) plays consists of every model he has.

    This is also true for my Dark Eldar. I always tend to use a multitude of different units rather than spamming the most cost-effective choice. I find the games to be more fun this way.

    Your results may vary ;-)

  • Really? Please enlighten me, then ;)

  • INCOMPITENT FOOOL!!!

    LOL

  • Dark Eldar SOOOOO bad....

  • Yes MAn, you hear Rammstein! 10* for that and 5* for the report! Tau ftw

  • Dark Eldar need an update SOOOOO bad....

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