Billy Connolly - Aroma Therapy

[gfarmstrong1]

Aromatherapy? BOLLOX!! Hahaha xD

[nunchuckerz]

thats true, lavander does'nt make you relax, especially when you get sol a half ounce of it

[squii28]

my favourite line ever

"Oh its dates back to eegypt"

"oh does it? well so does fucking slavery but were not taking that up"

had to pause the video laughing so much

[atlefatle]

Shit I just pulled 4 wisdomteeth and this make it hurt alot more!

[AvaDisarm]

AH CANNAE FUCKIN STAND UP AHM LAUGHING TUU MUCH

[Eldomina22]

lol at the end of the video it shows "How to blend and use aromatherapy oils". That'll come in handy for WW3.

[TheKittykat1710]

Im an aromatherapist too, but I couldnt stop laughing !!!!

[wildtatz]

@TheKittykat1710 hope that your customers arent watching this !!!

they wil know that you are fucking them!! lol

[PerianArdocyl]

@wildtatz Jeez, man... =(

[ChristopherDone]

Haha, it's true. I got lavender, stuck it under my pillow. Still didn't feel any sleepier.

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

BAAAH I live for whenever Billy says PISH (piss)!!!

[ChristopherDone]

@AshLuvsJonnyStew Pish is a word in the english language. It's not "piss".

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

@ChristopherDone - I've heard many Scotsmen pronounce "piss" as "pish" , and have even heard Billy say it that way and he definitely meant "piss" but you are correct that "pish" is a word with its own meaning. :)

[ChristopherDone]

@AshLuvsJonnyStew He's talking about something being pish, not actual piss. So your translation from "PISH" to "piss" doesn't many any sense, it's just "pish".

[coochwindgrass]

fuckin legend

[squii28]

it goes back to egypt,

oh really, well so does ******* slavery but were not taking that up

LMAO funniest man on the planet!!!

[bronzedivision]

Alt-med does nothing, and its practitioners unwillingness to use it at the worst of times shows that they know they are con-artists. Thanks Connolly for making this fact humorous.

[AyameSohma292]

"I'm not fuckin' relaxin', I'm tryin' to reach my leg so I can fuckin' hit you with it!"

Ahahahh! I nearly pissed myself!

[ily191]

cant breath

[squii28]

12 people are aroma therapists

[martyfan11]

LET ME THROUGH, I'M AN AROMATHERAPIST! Gotta love that.

[jakemandujano1414]

I DON'T THINK SO! lol

[blahdiblah2010]

HAHA! BILLY I LOVE YOU! MY HERO! YOU MADE ME LAUGH AGAIN WHEN I DIDN'T THINK I COULD! FOREVER MY HERO!

[Christeena1]

he always makes my day better :D lol...

[nitewulf2hell]

11 people bashed janmerken with their cut-off legs :no:

[Sammicsno]

where was this he was performing ?

[OhFishyFish]

10 people are licensed aromatherapists

[PandoraKyss]

The hell is he saying at :15?

[Immiy0]

@PandoraKyss "they're all like " yeesss...its a fuckin' nylon coat.."

[ShadowLancer128]

has anyone here ever witnesses a bit of whole hearted truth to this man's comedy?

[thumbalinaaaaax]

my mums an aromatherapist .... she's also scottish.. she got the funny side :L

[NeverlandFlyer]

@thumbalinaaaaax proof of it being rubbish..? haha ;)

[thumbalinaaaaax]

@NeverlandFlyer naturally she didn't think so.. but yeahhhh pretty much :L

[theAngryscotman]

@thumbalinaaaaax good on her. takes a big person to laugh at themself.

[24Squall]

Smell yourself better. I laughed so much :D

[utar88utar]

uber

[greenious]

Lol, My Gosh!! HE is the BEST!!

[dontmesswithmeeeee]

truth is truth, especially when nicely served :D

[ChelseaHerself]

10 people are aroma therapists ;P

[theIGNentertainment2]

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahah! lavander in your earlobes part was fuckin halarious! hahahaha rip it on your stump hahahahahahahah! reach for my leg so i can hit you with it lmfao! rofl hahahahahahah!

[JanineRobin]

Voted the greatest stand-up comedian of all time in 2006 and again in 2010. If you want to know why, you should get some ears on Ebay.

[chunkyscotty]

"I'M TRYIN TO REACH MY LEG SO I CAN FUCKING HIT YOU WITH IT"  One of the funniest clips I've seen of Billy!

[georgeharrison22543]

Loving the blonde hair and purple moustache. :)

[YorkGod]

2:05 "FUCKING MAYHEM"

[mitchellinglis]

I saw Billy do this skit at a show in Brisbane back in April 1999, which it turned out was filmed and came out as the "One Night Stand" DVD. Unfortunately this skit was omitted from the DVD for some reason. Where did you get this video from?

[jaros65]

LOL!!! fuckin mayhem around here...!

i need an aromatherapist!!!

[SSPX3]

It's enough that they smell good

[Buanand]

I like Billy but this just wasn't funny.

[ivecomn2k9]

@Buanand then you must not have a sence of humor because this is hilarious

[Air420]

@Buanand Are you an aromatherapist?

[tribeworld1]

True though zrrslah123! :L

[000nour000]

.... i didn't even laugh 4 seconds before bursting out laughing!! this man is a bloody legend!!

[radley136rath]

I cant even breath from laughing watching this!!!!!

[monidrak]

LOL, im trained aromatherapist.... but this is funny as hell, lol..... of course a lavender oil wouldn't help :D Billy is great ;)

[spartanses]

hes a great story teller

[aidenmccloskey]

am near to tears, the impression Billy done of an aromatherapist was fucking marvelous.

[JackDaniels267]

"Am gonnae rub it on the stump here." Brilliant!!

[zeeslag123]

LET ME THRUUU!! I'M AN AROMATHERAPIST!! my sides hurt...

[oOIMetalForLifeIOo]

Same :P he is one funny bloke

[nasty1182]

@zeeslag123 thanks for giving away the punchline

[ScottishHades]

@zeeslag123 Tht's great, just reveal one of the punchlines: you are a diseased turd.

[Daregmakil]

I hurt my stomach laughing so hard.

[DannyBabeslufc]

aeonflux67 i couldnt agree more Billy and Rowan rock , along with lee evans in my opinion :)

[aeonflux67]

thumbs up Danny on that one (cant understand why people are giving your comment a thumbs down by the way). I always loved Rowans two hour stand up featuring sketches where he plays the part of Jesus and Father of the Bride. Thats a classic. Its on YouTube too.

[Burple5Flurple]

Oh shut up and go and get a real life!

You're arguing on FUCKING youtube!

No one cares

I assure you, whole heartedly

[Powell101]

@Burple5Flurple THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[kingmaiti]

@Powell101 Like fuck it is.

[Falstaff6]

@Burple5Flurple Can it be? An actual normal person on Youtube!?

[Avidcita]

@Burple5Flurple this is like the best comment ever in the History of youtube commenting! Im your fan! XD as Billy would prob say: aye, you´re f*cking right! XD

[aeonflux67]

He is funny, but you just missed the point of black, sarcastic or ironic humor in which he employs in this and similar vids.

[aeonflux67]

Wait...I just figured it out. How slow of me.....of course, you are an AROMATHERAPIST...hence your not finding this vid funny. Poor you.

[aeonflux67]

Telling me to grow up when you are only 18? Give me a break!! You arent old enough to be an expert on anything at the age of 18! ;)

[aeonflux67]

lol its not "my being childish". I am 15 years of age. Just coz I think "67" was a great year because Celtic won the European Cup is not big deal in my moniker. But you seem to get very defensive in a debate. Thats not something good at age 18. I defended Billy and you attacked me. Thats not debate. Billy is still the funniest thing on stage along with Rowan Atkinson. Just coz one or two routines strike you as not to your taste is not a reflection on them.

[wolfgirl996]

im not fucking relaxing! im trying to reach my leg im gonna fucking hit you with it!

LMFAO!! XD brilliant!!

[stinkymonkeyman]

aroma therapy... bollocks! so true

[gzuz9]

there's a leg! don't make me look!!!!

[Seanadun]

Brilliant Billy as always

[TheFluffyDuck]

Hes a great skeptic :)

[friendsfan4eva456]

Lol hilarious

I watched 100 greatest comedians the other day and billy connolly came 1st =]

[TonyStarkMkIII]

makes sense ;)

[billyira]

look if any one who hate billy dont watch his stuff hes fucking good

[BeautifulNaz]

What an absolute god.

[Pikeya]

Lavender in your earlobes?? What the fucking hell???

[rrrohan2288]

its so you dont lick it off

[000nour000]

'pish' LMAO!!!!

[mrb3n]

No it doesnt, ive been to the south of France where they grow Lavender, theyre all digging and driving tractors, theyre not all layed around going ahhh fuck, i just cannot take it... Haha! Best comedian ever!!!

[DaMuttzNutz]

The funniest man alive

[fleetinglance]

He was born William Connolly Junior and became known as 'Billy' and the 'Big Yin'. He is 66 years old in Novemeber 2008. A comic genius and nobody else even comes close.

[aileanwazere]

is billyconnolly not older than 66?

[MrsHowl]

'see you leaning? thats you relaxing!'

lmfao! Z)

[jamesnufc18]

hahahah classic does anybody have the funkshway one

[virani08]

i love his pants..

[MrsHowl]

don't we all? ^^

love his stripey suits too

[fleetinglance]

Billy's pants are great. It takes a brave bloke to go out wearing colours like that, don't you think?

[pyrokinetic666]

Damn right! I wish I had the balls to do that.

[redwhiteandtrue]

billy for prime minister we gt one scottish bloke fuckin up this country we may as well have sumbody fuckin us over that can make us laff about it

[PudsyProductions]

lol!

[ADnegveillGirl]

"Let me through im an aroma therypist" I dont think soo!!! hahahahaha

[brendogsdaman]

i have the dvd of this fucking hilarious

[MusicIsMaggiesLife]

"yes, it goes back to egypt" oh does it? so does fuckin slavery and we're no takin tht up

fukin brilliant :L

absolutely fukin hilarious :P

[AustralianHPfan]

"I'm not relaxed I'm trying to reahc my leg to i can HIT you with it!"

oh god, this is billy at his best, people. SO MEGA FUNNY!!!

"Let me through, I'm an aromatherapist!"

"...I DON'T THINK SO!"

[swifty64]

It comes up with his name at the end of the video and you still spelled it wrong on the title

[lovelyangie5]

what are you on about? that IS how you spell his name.

[swifty64]

Only because he changed it.

It was spelt incorrectly before

[BlackMetalQueen666]

Haha billy connolly ftw ^^

[warriorneedsaxe]

BILLY FOR KING OF SCOTLAND!!!!!!

[dellahoyasmc]

BILLY IS A LEGEND

[ILoveLeonJacksonx]

The Guys A Legend

Haha :D

[SarahOhhx1]

'Smell Yersel Better'

HAHAHA

Classs

[GENERGEX]

rofl billy connelly is so funny!

[multitudinal]

he is more correct than a box of correct things

[ubersass]

nicely put

[mariahfaith123]

lmaoooo AROMATHERAPY BOLLOCKS!

[KaBOOMKait]

LET ME THROUGH IM AN AROMATHERIPIST. xDDD LMAO

KaBOOM1 <3

[discodave555]

smell yourself better lol