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  • lol

  • Hitler trolled FDR

  • I dont get the joke can smb explain it to me please?

  • His joke was really good because many of the countries he mentioned were either occupied by or had their sovereignty threatened by the western democracies. The History Channel wouldn't dare mention that. Not that I am a big Hitler fan, but I do despise how partisan these so-called unbiased documentaries are. The only way you will arrive at a more realistic picture is to read, read, and read. Don't listen to everything people tell you. Think for yourselves.

  • he sounds like that Lakupiipu guy

  • hes not making joke?... Roosevelt thought it was a joke... :D hahaha...

  • lol, poland

  • after ww2 what allies do helping get economy back and they are number one in europe again and we in recession hmm should we be worried

  • The original "Dumb American" joke......

  • Hitler makes a joke: 2 jews walks into a bar, then they got shot.

  • hes fucking evil ha

  • sick fuck he is

  • You've got to say, that it's quite funny.

  • What a sad strange little man.

  • @ibballin29 He wasn't strange and sad all the way but he was definitely little in shape

  • Hahahahaha!

  • Same that most of you don't know the whole truth but keep on babbling like a bunch of baffoons.

  • Why did Hitler kill himself?

    The Jews sent him the gas bill!

  • what a legend

  • lol he mentioned iran the last country cus he knows its the toughest country of all those he mentioned lol .

  • Oh that Roosevelt, he's such a kidder!

  • Andorra is the place to go.

  • ''Twisted this twisted that'', gie me a break. Adolf Hitler was just a politician on a mission. No different than the people people before him and certainly not AFTER... we are being ruled by corporate serpents and crooked politics. Wake the hell up.

  • I don't support Nazism in the slightest, but calling this a 'twisted stand up comedy routine' is just pure fucking propaganda

  • @Wingm4n It's just the media, lol.

  • thats not hitlers best joke, his best joke is:

    my dog has no nose

    how does it smell?

    awful.

  • The funny thing about jokes is that they are not real.

    A few years later it was a nightmare...

  • hitler actually had a weird sense of humor but he had it though... ^-^ he even made a cruel-funny joke about eva braun's lipstick : "Soon we will have replacement lipstick made from dead bodies of soldiers." lol its pretty dark :D

  • @mrsinsidious lol

  • @mrsinsidious ''pretty dark''. fuck off you sick individual. how can u joke about someone as sick as him. no respect.

  • @danmancmufc Come on the guy is dead already. In the mean time Family guy has made fun of AIDS! lol Give it a break will ya, if you can't laugh about past disgrace than you are just as dead as them soldiers and Hitler himself. Plus about this one joke, the 1 concerning the countries, the evil bastard was kind of right, there really was a double standard in Roosevel's letter. Hitler was an obvious beast, but that doesnt make saints neither of the English nor of the French back then.

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  • @danmancmufc You're a total moron

  • @pedarikarhu why? and how the fuck are people defending this guy? he was the biggest tyrant in recent history.

  • @danmancmufc Stalin was worse. 

  • @CaptSanderson And Mao was worse yet.

  • i liked the joke :D i never knew that he had a sense of humor lol xD

  • And here I thought the Germans didn't have humour... Oh wait, he was Austrian.

  • This is how Ahmadinejad reacted when Obongo politely asked him to stop making nuclear weapons. He laughed so hard he made a "jihad" in his pants.

  • I don't think the Germans took Roosevelt very serious...

  • Not a lot fo nice things you can say about the man, but he didn't intimidate his followers into submission to even lose the level Stalin did [11 minute clapfests anyone], they even laughed over him, which didn't faze him at all

  • HAHAHAH Hitler just Killed me and 6 millions others...

  • EVERYTIME I watch this I laugh, hilarious! Hitler should of been a comedian in his pastime, he could of conquered al of Russia with his humour!

  • all of you are dumb stupid hypocrites, incl. the dumb narrator with this retarded movie voice.... adolf is just making fun of rosevelt's propaganda on 'freedom' and 'independence' ... palestina, egypt and iran? independent? of course, the narrator directly goes back to what hes paid for: propaganda. not realizing his country is doing exactly what he thinks hitler did. worse actually, at least hitler invaded and made war for a belief. terrible times yes, but plz, Americans and their big mouth...

  • First one to stop laughing gets the guillotine.

  • lol no australia/new zealand. invade away hitler!

  • You are all missing the joke. He is emphasizing on the word "independent" in the beginning, and then reveals that Syria and Palestine is on that list, even though they weren't independent but mandates of France and Britain, respectively. He is thus criticising Roosevelt's hypocrisy, as he doesn't hold those countries to the same standard as Germany.

  • @thestranger4812 Also, this speech is cut short, he makes a guarantee that Germany will not invade the USA nor any South American nation. I believe he spoke about how FDR can rest assured that Germany is not going to land troops in Iowa, or something to that effect.

  • @thestranger4812 You are correct, and Germany also had good relations with many of the countries on Roosevelts list like Hungary, Finland and Spain.

  • FEGELEIN TELLS FOR EVERYBODY FOR NO LAUGH

  • @digramps1 Huh, what is wrong with you, son?

  • i don't get it can u explaim it pls

  • @digramps1 The people there are laughing because of the absurdity of roosevelt telling him explicitly that he is not allowed to attack ALL of those countries. They think it is the sheer number of countries that is on the list that is quite humorous.

    You and i ofcourse know he actually DID attack a lot of those countries but those people do not know that, that will happen yet.

  • @IudiciumInfernalum ooohhh thanks!!!

  • i sound really funny when he talk!

  • The jokes on him, he lost the war and commited suicide lolz.

  • @jazz4

    LOLZ there is no proof that he commited suicide.

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  • No Asian nations or North and South American nations. Seems FDR was interested in Europe and the Middle East. The rise were not his concern. But then FDR later authorized interment camps for Japanese Americans.

    Which was nothing but a land grab to white Califorian farmers.

  • Invading Spain would be the easiest hitlers task lol

  • Finland, hell yeah.

  • what a dick

  • Wait what about America? Roosevelt didnt say he couldnt invade america

  • @Dzubur93 oh Hitler does go on to joke that he didn't intend to invade the US. But I don't really understand FDR's thought process in sending such a telegram to a criminal thug. What worth the answer be worth?

  • @1276epr IKR...i think FDR was high when he sent that telegram to hitler..was so fking funny

  • @jaja1818 I guess mentalities were very different back then...it sounds unbelievably naive. Did you know that the German Foreign Office sought statements from those nations to the effect that they did not feel threatened by Germany? And the Germans had to really intimidate some countries to get a favorable reply?

  • @1276epr yeah...funny though..today the UN still is kinda naive on some issues..it really depends, i guess, on who represents them and how they say the things they have to say..FDR just went formally direct with no statement of reason and such..as if it was a demand..which was incredibly funny=)

  • @jaja1818 I think his reasoning might have been that in the immediate days before World War One, it later emeged that there were no clear communications amongst European leaders about how immediate the prospects of war were. This was later looked on with regret because people thought the war might have been avoided if only the leaders had made the seriousness of the situation clearer. Perhaps FDR was trying to avoid a repeat of that situation.

  • das ist aber auch lustig was roosevelt da von deutschland gefordert hat - große teile von polen gehörten doch zu deutschland und hitler wollte sich doch nur das zurückholen was deutschland unrechtmäßig genommen wurde

  • thats the reason why they laugh:

    because of the Invasion_of_Poland look at wiki.

    at all this is not funny

  • So roosevelt didnt care if he invaded greece?

  • @Dzubur93 iam greek i cant tell he he didn't give a shit about greece

  • @Dzubur93 Wow, I didn't notice that Greece wasn't mentioned. Actually now that I think about it lots of countries weren't mentioned.  But I guess most European ones were. Good eye. Thanks.

  • @Dzubur93 Nobody cares about them greeks.

  • @Dzubur93 Hitler had respect for the Greeks and their culture etc.He didnt wanted to attack Greece and he did it only when the greeks had forbiden his army to pass through the country...

  • oh that hitler what a character!!!

  • never heared his normal voice, normally he was screaming like a retard, all ppl who love him are saf losers, like all racists

  • @Martinez1887 Here, here, I agree

  • Pure WIN by Hitler. RIP

  • @CraigKramer stupid idiot lol

    undeducated american

  • Hitler should have stuck with one at a time, then finished the whole bucketlist

  • HA HA this always makes me laugh, good ol' Hitler, your my hero.

  • Kidchaos from where are you

    and you wiffgunderwanted????

    and a kestion why are you fighting echeorther?

    sorry I am not good in english???????

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and you got pwnt like 3 years after that <3 oooh hitler, funny you =D

  • Yeah hes all laughing now. But he had to kill himself like a pussy when they came for him.

  • @Gunner3210 That is a gross lie spread by the media and the current Government. The truth of the matter is Adolf Hitler never killed himself and did not die until he was in his late seventies. It seems you're bought into a pack of lies spread by Hitlers own bodyguards to protect the fuhrer.

  • @Gunner3210 like you've done something more important than lurk towards your kitchen for food...

  • what you say about ireland, ya nazi

  • He better that quit his day job haha

  • LMAO! First this and then more 6 million jokes! so funny!

  • shoulda jus stuck with the jokes :(

  • lets be honest folks it was the british nd the russsian weather wat won the war. america nd japan was almost a complete seperate thing glad the americans kicked as tho i like america

  • hahahahhahahha greatest stand up comedian evar!

  • His voice reminds me of those altered voices on tv interviews from people who want to stay anonymous...

  • ha ha, good one Hitler...

  • Someone should have sent Churchill a similar memo...

  • He could have just said, don't attack all of europe, but I'm russian and polish and Ukrainian and I did a report on hitler so fuck u, dumbshit hitler u got ur ass kicked by one one my ancestors in the red army

  • @lisovets99 The Russians were hated by Poles and Ukrainians. A shitload of them actually joined the Wehrmacht when Nazi Germany invaded the Soviet Union. The red army was pretty pathetic all around, bad leadership, high casualties and relied heavily on out-numbering the enemy and a lot of the time even that proved unsuccessful. Not to mention the red army committed enough war crimes to give the Nazis a run for their money.

  • @ACosmicFuckYou Bad leadership? Unlike the americans and british, our senior officers actually fought in the front. Pathetic? Are you drunk? They are willing to die for their country so much, they are not afraid of running straight through machine gun fire acting as meat shields just so that their comrades can advance. We committed war crimes on the Nazis as revenge against the Nazis committing war crimes on us. They invaded our country and spilled our blood. Now its their country, their blood!

  • @KidChaos878 Im not saying it isn't admirable that the soviets fought that way. A.) No one fights that way if they have to, sorry but senior officers should stay as safe as the situation allows. B.) Plenty of american soldiers, countless times, have run to certain death in the field.

  • @KidChaos878 wow way to quote cod world at war fag. which is obviously where you have learned all your history from

  • @wiffgunderwanted I don't know you, you don't know me. So fuck off and go masturbate to your mama's sex tape, junior.

  • @KidChaos878 oh im gonna be hurt by ur comeback for a while stfu with ur stupind and faggot name. kid chaos go have an orgy with the russian army.

  • @wiffgunderwanted Typical redneck americunt. You can't even spell the word "stupid" right. Maybe you should go back to kindergarten. But then again, your country's education system is so fucked up, 20 years in nursery will not even do you any good.

  • @KidChaos878 typical dumbfuck foreighner really its the INTERNET and ur going to make a comeback based on misspelling stupid are u really that fucking retarded u want me to type a well educated essay on how inbred u are. and u r commenting on the education system we have, well just so you know its better than about 80% of all other countries, let me guess ur gonna reply by saying 80% wtf@#@$@@#$ and other bullshit go fuckin read and book before calling a new englander a redneck , eurotrash

  • @wiffgunderwanted you really are stupid, bro.. you realize this, right?

  • @wiffgunderwanted I would REALLY like to see you type out that essay. But of course you won't because the truth of the matter is that you can't. Its ok. Lots of kids doesn't have basic education too.

  • @KidChaos878 im sure you would too because yea being at boston university is way to stupid for your sophisticated soviet intelligence no really your right because everyone knows that people who go to college are failures right. u know u should get a medal for making me realize the ignorance of you saying i have a low education over the internet. wow, its like u know me in real life.

  • @wiffgunderwanted HOLY SHIT! YOU REALLY ARE A RETARD! OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU! THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU 3 DAYS AGO!!!! BUT NOOO! YOU KEEP ON HURLING INSULTS AT ME! ALL THAT COLLEGE EDUCATION HAS JUST BEEN WASTED ON YOU, RETARD!

  • @KidChaos878 the reason why i commented on the first place was because you were making ignorant statements about how U.S and british never were in the frontlines, are u kidding me, have u ever heard of d-day, and the americans were fighting two wars on both sides of her coasts. and u don't have to capitalize your entire comment and abuse the word retard which makes you even more ignorant every country played their part including u.s and russia. im going to be the better man and stop replying cya

  • @wiffgunderwanted Either you are blind or you are a retard or both. Read my earlier comment carefully. I was talking about our SENIOR OFFICERS, not rank and file soldiers! Yeah, you better stop replying to me but that doesn't make you a better man just because you said so. Once a retard will always be a retard!

  • @KidChaos878 its nice to see how mature you are about it keep saying retard thinkng it makes you look cool, grow up KID chaos and im pretty sure im smarter than you so once again bye adopted child

  • @wiffgunderwanted Just because you say so doesn't mean you are, retard. And yes, I am adopted. Problem, retard?

  • @KidChaos878 keep commenting shows how stupid u really are

  • @wiffgunderwanted Keep on replying back to me when you say you are not gonna, shows how retarded you are. Poor child...

  • @KidChaos878 keep whining like a little bitch. just go on with ur pathetic adopted life

  • @wiffgunderwanted Hahahaha! You really are a retard. And with every reply you send to me just makes you more and more retarded. I rest my case.

  • @wiffgunderwanted 80% better? Jajaja. Don't know what books you been reading but it's a damn lie.

  • @xibalba91 what?

  • That joke is like soooooo 60 years ago

  • so africa, canada, and latin america? sounds like a good deal to me :D

  • Hitler live at the Apollo.

  • @alde1986 That's because Austria was already annexed

  • i was tellin my friends about this guy adolf

  • @sdfgsfgbvdfv Haha this really made me laugh for some reason.

  • he did it for the lulz.

  • Heil- larious Hitler

  • The main joke in addition to the exhaustive list was actually that Hitler mocked Roosevelt for (allegedly, I don't know if any of this is true) insisting that Germany should not attack the "independent" countries of Syria, Palestine and other territories which were militarily occupied by France or Britain at this point. He rubbed this in some more later in this speech.

  • @TheAwokenMind yeah, you are right, its bad that yanks won the war, Hitler was such a great and good person, you fukin dumbass

  • BA DUM TSSSHHH

  • what a funny fucker.

  • he mentioned palestine, lol.

    also, iran and nazi germany were bros.

    stupid roosevelt

  • BAZINGA !

  • He's god damn lucky that he didn't attack Sweden!

  • @skruttdegen

    he didn't attack Sweden because Swedes let Nazis do what ever they want

    nazis raped swedish girls etc hahahaa

    feels good to be german =)

  • @zaffe93 oh em g.

  • Hey, this is when Palestine still existed as an independent country. I wonder what ever happened to those guys...?

  • @tcorp Mass zionist immigration and they demanded area, they made deal that part of palestine would be israel but it led to war and israel invaded area and expelled arabs from the area they invaded

  • a-hit waz a funny guy, yo

  • Anyone else notice they seemed to laugh the hardest when he said Poland?

  • @CoCoSkol Lol yeah, I knew I laughed hard when ol' adolf said it.

  • @CoCoSkol no

  • @CoCoSkol the hardest on the palestynian not poland you retard

  • @savege69 calm down bucko. Go take a 15 minute nap and then come back on the computer. Maybe you wont be so pissy

  • @CoCoSkol Play nice.

  • @CoCoSkol yea lol that and Palestine

  • @CoCoSkol yes. everybody laughed at poland.

  • Little known fact, Hitler originally planned to be a stand up Comedian and in the late 1930s was often a main entertainer in the local bar scene of Austria

  • does anyone else notice that national geographic twisted it completely to the point where they just blatantly lied about Hitler joking? he was laughing at the fact that the Ally media was portraying Hitler as a tyrannical conqueror, Hitler held this speech because he found it ridiculous that Churchill would accuse him of that.

  • @xXDominoXx I know, they made it seem like Hitler was going to invade all those nations.

    

  • @Selbst93 And they were right because Hitler tried to invade more than half of them and had an ambition to invade them all, and even the whole world so , yeah, go to school.

  • @xXDominoXx

    I completely agree.

    Hitler would obviously never invade the countries FDR warned him about!

    oh wait..

  • @xXDominoXx Do you know that the main Hitler's intention was to conquer the whole world? (read "Mein Kampf") Do you think that he would have let all those countires be if he hadn't lost the war? So don't say shit about twisting anything, NG base their interpretation on what historians know about Hitler's goal, so their interpretation is further more accurate than yours.

  • @xXDominoXx but he was a tyrannical conqueror? I didnt really understand your comment, I am sorry.

  • @landesal yeah but i mean if someone calls you an annoying prick, even if you are one, you are not gonna end it like that. Hitler was a tyrannical conqueror but he didn't see himself as that.

  • @MuddynoderMuddeen yes I got it, he was making a joke about America's exaggeration of distrust toward Hitler. Thanks

  • @landesal that's not quite what i meant, but also true.

  • Epic.

  • Who else but Hitler?

  • lool Roosevelt is pissed!!!

  • Oh hitler you made my day

  • oh hitler

    what will that silly crook think of next

  • Oh Hitler, you card you!

  • Oh Hitler, you are so misjudged...

  • *after the war hitler*

    hitler: YOU DID WHAT??!!!

    I SAID A GLASS OF JUICE, NOT GAS THE JEWS

  • ROFL

    hitler made my day :D

  • Oh Hitler you witty man.

  • what a sarcasm comedy..

    i bet he did more jokes like that, but they were never showed to the public because it would ruin a bit the absoulute superbadboy image...

  • HAHA YOU FUNNY HITLER, YOU TELL FUNNY JOKES

  • Was he a part-time comedian? =D

  • hahaha what a story, hitler

  • "Twisted, stand-up, comic routine my ass" !!! They continue to denigrate others' leaders, while licking some Jacob, Abraham or Ellie's asses. Hitler really made a joke here, and a pretty funny one :D Thumbs up if you agree.

  • i think its in bad taste that they all laugh whn he says poland...bad taste even for the nazi party