Duke Nukem Theme (grabbag)

[dazkid33]

10 dislikers are the wives lost to Duke Nukem.

[Moh1Z]

fuck you, this is Megadeth, not Grabbag :(

[dazkid33]

@Moh1Z Megadeth is the group, Grabbag is the name. Go fuck yourself >_>

[Moh1Z]

@dazkid33 Lol, you were right. It seems I'm the one who must fuck myself now :D

[retrominecraft]

In Figur Duke In Shop??

[fulsame1]

Remember when Duke was a real American and carried a 1911? Now he carries that Israeli piece of shit, the desert eagle. :(

[CamCoThreeDee]

Wow,,, when duke nuke em foreverwas delayed and delayed and eventualy cancelled, i didnt care.  But now i do... I forgot about the epic metal.

[VeliJasse]

In games like fallout, the characters all weapons break down edventually... In Duke games, the weapons dont brake ´cause they are afraid of Duke´s Wrath!

[HNrosdi]

Megadeth made this song

[absolzap82]

Chuck Norris is Father to Duke Nukem. Johnny Bravo is Duke Nukem's retarded brother. Johnny Cage is Duke Nukem is his younger days.

Come at me trolls.

[agentcamo]

Sorry that wasn't funny :P

Chuck norris is pretty gay to be honest, good actor though

and Johnny Cage is a shit character in Mortal Kombat

But I agree with Johnny Bravo lol

[absolzap82]

@agentcamo Constructive critisism FTW!

Johnny Cage is the douchebag we all want to be. Like Duke Nukem. :P

[visiousgodofwar]

@absolzap82 i agree with u acept on the the chuck noriis part .

duke nukem > chuck noris

[XsNiPeRPi3z]

Duke would break a broom handle in Chuck Norris's ass, rip his head off, shit down his neck, then spit the last of his gum out at him. In non EPIC language: Duke Nukem would fucking RAPE Chuck Faggot in one milisecond

[agentgamma]

@XsNiPeRPi3z Duke would break the laws of time and do it in zero milliseconds ;D

[XsNiPeRPi3z]

@agentgamma He would do it quicker than a femtosecond LOL

[DIEFORDETHKLOK696]

this is megadeth's version

[MelissiaBlackheart]

I preferred the older Grabbag myself, but this one is still excellent.

[callascountry]

duke nukem for master chief in the film (#sigh#) i wish

[Gibbagobba]

"Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!"

[euvi85]

This song is what DNF should have been. I hope gearbox completely designs a new game and they do it right...

[masterplusmargarita]

@euvi85 You mean, after another 15 years?

[MrCrucianelli]

how in the FUCK do u pronounce grabbag

[korriken]

@MrCrucianelli

the REAL question is why is the theme called "Grabbag"? "Grab Bag"?

[MrLost44]

@korriken Why this is school related?? Hmm... Lets think(i know its hard but),

So its school related maybe because you can kick teacher's ass!!(joke now,but you can kick some1 other ass :p)

[korriken]

@MrLost44

no one mentioned school. wtf are you talking about?

[MrLost44]

@korriken I was joke'ing ...

[badpeq]

If Dean from Supernatural were taller, bulkier and blonder he could pass for Duke.

[nekusakuraba1223]

9 people dont have balls of steel

[egeyilmaz54]

1:24 my childhood passed with that game :)

[ShadowAssassin887]

Wait a minute...

I HAVE A WIFE

[DarthDrac0Ven0m]

@ShadowAssassin887 O_O You're one of us.

[MrJumboTurtle]

@DarthDrac0Ven0m i had a wife, but duke nukem took all of them

[DarthDrac0Ven0m]

@MrJumboTurtle Hah!

[MrJumboTurtle]

@DarthDrac0Ven0m then ill take you wife ooooo already have

[DarthDrac0Ven0m]

@MrJumboTurtle Unfortunately I still don't have one. :|

[MrJumboTurtle]

@DarthDrac0Ven0m Hah!

[powhzify]

why is this game better that saints row 3 and mw3?

[SuperCorgi100]

@powhzify Because it's got b-b-b-balls of steel.

[Spystreak]

@powhzify

because Saint row is for faggot as Gangstas and has a shitty soundtrack and MW3 has a bunch of faggot ass kids online being annoying little fucktards

[powhzify]

@Spystreak what a cruel guy

[ToyArmyGeneral]

@Spystreak Saints Row is actually a Really good game not better than Duke Nukem but it is still a great game

[Kevinyock]

who ever voice duke nukem,is one tough badass

[Redwolven]

@Kevinyock Jon st John Look him up on facebook.

[tykk86]

I dont care wether DNF was good or bad... The second i heard this blasting out of my speaker, i knew i had my 40 dollars worth of nostalgia right there !

[amunogingi]

i have the pig toy for duke nukem

[cipsis11]

@Runermanyoyo MW dont suck...you suck! =/

[venomneatikaa]

@cipsis11

We're not gonna fight you, we're gonna kick ur ass!

[arkantos791]

arnold schwarzenegger

[KaMiCiIfIcAtIoN]

HAIL TO THE KING.

[sundaesonsaturdays]

@KaMiCiIfIcAtIoN Baby

[Yaminabototal]

Always bet on Duke

[1RadicalDreamer]

When i grow up i wanna be just like Duke Nukem! HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!

[OkoCinco]

I dont get it i bought the game and loved it...

[XMETALGEARS59X]

Five words describe this...Hail to the king baby!

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

@mralexforbes

Arnold is based on Duke Nukem.

[mralexforbes]

Is this character based on arnald swartznigger?

[chairincarnate]

@mralexforbes Other way around, duke is older than terminator.

[yrcrazypa]

@chairincarnate Terminator came out in 1984. The first Duke Nukem game, the sidescroller, came out in 1991.

[chairincarnate]

@yrcrazypa Fuck the timeline, he's got a fucking shotgun

[Liam9787]

@chairincarnate Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

[Scarab1233]

@Liam9787 Caleb said it before Duke did.

[terminegger]

@Scarab1233 And Caleb was quoting Ash.

[yrcrazypa]

@mralexforbes Arnold, Bruce Campbell, Rowdy Roddy Piper, really, pick an 80's action moviestar, and Duke parodied him.

[Sparclen]

I'M ALL OUT OF GUM MOTHERFUCKERS

[jumarob]

@MrGladmaer actually is Megadeth

[jimm3ronn]

@Turismo9000 no

[SupaSoap590]

Duke had to get more gum and then he's gonna start kicking more ass in a few days! Hail to the king baby!!!

[illidin23]

this time next week those of us that pre-ordered it will be kicking ass and chew bubble gum and we r all outta gum

[metalcrysis]

thumbs up if you agree that MW3 won't have Balls Of Steel

[CrazyLegsMan89]

@metalcrysis MW3 wont have tities -.- I dont even play COD or HALO! Duke Nukem Forever !

[Runermanyoyo]

@metalcrysis mw3 will suck like evry other cod since cod 4

[MahvidsFTW]

@metalcrysis But BF3 will, or so I hope.

[CombineHgrunt]

@metalcrysis None of the MW's had em rofl

Maybe Balls of Styrofoam, thats it

[tinmaptd]

If anything, IT HAVE BALL OF FAIL

[visiousgodofwar]

@tinmaptd wtf are u talking about?

[peterpartu1991]

@metalcrysis duke will not fight mw3...he will kick it ass!!

[SupComRaiden2]

@metalcrysis Mech warrior 3 was awesome.

[Sennator30]

He's like the blonde guy from Starship Troopers on steroids

[TheElite161]

@Sennator30 No the guy from starship troopers is like him

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

For all this time Duke Nukem was re-charging his balls of steel. Now the king has came back from ballatopia. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

[sr19mc13]

duke is so awesome his mom has a tattoo that says son haha he is so awesome that he wins the bronze, silver, and gold medal just for for attending

[ChernobylScene]

Halo FTW! *Shot with a shrinker* Holy shit is that duke nukem...SPLAT. Fuck you master quief, power armor is for pussies. I remember old Duke 3D and my 10 weapons.

[XxDemonCakeXx]

jesus may walk on water

but

duke nukem walks on jesus

[MrOcelot9]

this is megadeth.

[Justinius21]

duke nukem will forever remain the god of video game characters and alien asskickers. "Only pussies wear armor to fight aliens"

[PersonifiedInsanity]

why does the duke at 0:47 look like Bruce Willis?

[RuSniper12]

Thumbs up if Duke Nukem is your Hero XD

[MrPisster]

SHAKE IT BABY! You wanna' dance?

[r4shka]

Man, listening to the whole song has corrupted my spirit... I feel a sudden urge to buy myself guns and go kick alien asses... Or simply to play Duke Nukem.

[Wysthric]

@r4shka You typo'd "cleansed my spirit".

[r4shka]

@Wysthric I am a girl, girls are supposed to be weak, defenseless and always in distress. This song made me become the opposite, and so, destroyed the last bits of feminity inside my soul. This means this song has CORRUPTED MY FEMALE SPIRIT.

[Wysthric]

@r4shka True Badassery is genderless. ;)

[r4shka]

Have you ever beaten up the Overlord? Duke is whistling this melody while crapping in the alien's neck!

[Wysthric]

The manic laughing at the end is the icing on the cake.

[yourmotheryourmother]

Seal team six was listening to this when they were raiding bin laden's compound.

[chiinatso]

it comming out tommorow :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Koopasdead91]

@chiinatso

Nope,14th June USA,10th June in Europe usw. :'(

[chiinatso]

@Koopasdead91 yeah i got uber sad face when i i realised that games had been to lazy to switch the poster xD

[Koopasdead91]

@chiinatso

I am sad about it xD

[Shadykilla]

Wolfenstein 3d > cod,halo and any other generic FPS

[USApwnsU]

@Shadykilla lol duke nukem shits on you..

[Shadykilla]

@USApwnsU hey it was an example of course Duke 3d > wolfenstein 3d but i was just using Wolfenstein 3d ( the "first" fps) as an example of how much these modern FPS suck .

[gokuless]

YAY I Finally find it!

i heard it on the king wants lotsa sphagetti

[theexpendable11]

duke has left his secret man cave after beating all his games and working out hes ready to kick some alien ass

[trsdos]

It'll be out when its out *crosses arms*

[Mystemo]

Hope the game industry turns arround and starts giving us more games like Duke Nukem and Serious Sam soon. I don't want to see another Captain Spacehelmetface or Gritty McMarine for the rest of my life.

[Wysthric]

@Mystemo Gritty McMarine is pretty cool too, IMO. Captain Spacehelmet usually is just ludicrous.

[Pain9889]

8 ppl just got blown to peices

[bullhead420]

Duke Nukem is the one true god.

[ShadeOfAtheism]

*gearbox picks up Duke Nukem*

Finally, we WILL see it out.

*gearbox delays Duke Nukem*

...*Sobs*

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

DUN DUN DUN OOOOOOAAAAHHH! DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN LET'S ROCK! THE YEAR OF DUKE Duke Nukem RETURNS in Glory and Ass-kicking ALIEN TOILETS OPEN WIDE TO RECEIVE HOT BRICKS EARTHLY CHICKS OPEN WIDE TO RECEIVE HOT DUKE ALIEN CHICKS... WHO KNOWS? WHO GIVES A FUCK? YOU CAN'T BE READY YOU WEREN'T READY THE YEAR OF DUKE IS UPON US. Ambulance service will be available BECAUSE DUKE NUKEM FOREVER WILL KICK YOUR ASS! WHO'S FIRRRRRRST? ~inhumanbot

[gtaqwerty1595]

]v[egadet ]-[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TAz69x]

I grab my bag all the time

[DemonicRemption]

I came here because the comic-book script I'm writing made me think of Duke for some odd reason :)

[gibsdsid]

@Deathjak5 gay



[yousini]

@Deathjak5 act your age, or at least don't breed.

[Deathjak5]

@yousini Dude its a joke :P

[XMETALGEARS59X]

@Deathjak5 Power armor is for pussies plus he'd kick everyone's asses

[FlopperMax]

@Deathjak5

That would've been true if the game wasnt such a disappointment XD

[Haloisawesome22]

@Deathjak5 Your comment is cool and all, but just because someone plays Halo or Call of Duty doesn't mean they're a "faggot" or a "bitch". Just sayin'.

[Deathjak5]

@Haloisawesome22 Its a joke man, I don't really think of people like that, its just what a real hardcore duke nukem fan would say, but this is like, softer then what anybody would say :D

[Haloisawesome22]

@Deathjak5 I understand, and I guess your right about the it's softer than what anybody would say thing :P

[jacknyc47]

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!

[DarkPsycho69]

BALLS OF STEEL XD

[GrounderTheRobot]

READY FOR ACTION

[Xephon0930]

*Duke uses the Clone Ray*

Duke:Because 2 Dukes wasn't enough..........

[MrJjking17]

12 years 12 fucking years now lets do it

[theotherdoomguy]

Im pretty sure this is the Chris Klive remix, and not the Megadeth remix though.

[KanyeTroll]

@4583945 wouldn't he have to rape the females BEFORE blowing up the house? otherwise he'd just be a necrophiliac. and Necro is the greatest necrophiliac of all time!!!

[DukePinksu]

its not grabbag you dumbass. BIGASS FACEPALM. grabbag is made by lee jackson.

[XKnightWarxa]

@DukePinksu Grabbag is the name of the main theme, and this is a remix of grabbag by megadeth.

[DukePinksu]

@XKnightWarxa

indeed, well they didnt name it as grabbag.

[thefallencog]

@KanyeTroll now im really pissed off

[TheLazysketcher]

If you think about it, Duke is the oldest badass videogame character! :D

[RNightlife]

@TheLazysketcher Nope actually the Doom character is, but I gotta admit, his badass-ness is back after 12 years and still is Bad Ass! :P

[theotherdoomguy]

@RNightlife Nah Duke has him beat. Duke started years before 3D was ever thought of.

[HomingMissiles]

The best soundtrack to a bar mitzvah ever recorded.

[illidin23]

may 3rd when he comes back

[maguinesio]

Decus (II) Nukem - Frost & Fire World PvP

[KanyeTroll]

yo duke nukem, imma let u finish rockin, but coldplay is the greatest rock band of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!

[4583945]

@KanyeTroll Duke Nukem will now blow up your house, rape all the females in your family, and then kill all of you.

[NeoSamuel]

I may not be a fan of shooters, but Duke Nukem Forever is a game I plan on getting.

[Krakle]

heard that- it's time to shit down someones neck

[KarlHeinzSchneider11]

@Astroman9991 Duke Nukem+Snake Plissken > Chuck Norris+Superman.

Faggot.

[Astroman9991]

@KarlHeinzSchneider11 No, I ain't faggot, you faggot. Just an arrow typo. Duke is the King, and Chuck isn't even worthy of polishing Duke's mighty shoes worn on his Mighty Foot.

[KarlHeinzSchneider11]

@Astroman9991 You fucking homo lol.

Lrn2type then D<

[Astroman9991]

@KarlHeinzSchneider11 IT WAS A TYPO, A TYPING MISTAKE. Fuck sake...you deserve a shit down your neck for calling me a homo.

Duke rules!

[KarlHeinzSchneider11]

@Astroman9991 YOU FUCKING FAIL :P

Get a life,dude.I don't even really care about imaginary figures,just be trollin' fags :D

[Nightmare200X]

@Astroman9991 Sorry sir, chuck norris hides from duke nukem in his closet

[coyote3212]

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!

[dachshundfan]

BALLS OF STEEL

[SS5NitroMonkey]

chuck norris walked on the street one day andt tripped,he lost all memory and now today he is known is Duke Nukem

[RazorNugget]

I fucking love duke nukem!!!

R.I.P Rest in pieces!!!

Squeel like a pig!!!!

fuck yeah!

Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and im all out of gum.

[RazorNugget]

I fucking love duke nukem!!!

R.I.P Rest in pieces!!!

Squeel like a pig!!!!

fuck yeah!

[hewhoeatspie]

Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris

[ratchet0the0lombax]

@hewhoeatspie duke nukem is 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000000000 times better then chuck

[Zed2517]

the only one who's stronger than chuck norris!!!

[Astroman9991]

@Zed2517 Next to the Doom marine, yes!

Hmm...Doomguy and Duke Nukem working together against Hellspawn and aliens? What an idea for a game!

[seriousman006]

@Zed2517 bruce lee beated chuck norris already...so...

[masterman942]

@Zed2517 Well theres bruce lee

[xweert711]

@Zed2517 duke nukem gave birth to chuck norris with laura croft... So chuck norris is duke nukems 1000'th son, following gordon freeman, master chief, the dude from the matrix, and many others.

[r4shka]

@xweert711 And DooM Guy? Is DooM Guy Duke Nuken's son or father? I don't understand anything of your logic...

[xweert711]

@r4shka Son