Borat joke

[strittan]

Sacha Baron Cohen has to be the most genius comedian there is.

[JohnPurchaseArt]

The worst jokes are the best.

[keijoful]

Why am i laughing? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[joshster89]

81 people do not have a senses of humour

[andrey13567]

borat haha.

[Alladin1984]

I dont know why :D but that joke cracks me up hahahah, im in fucking tears ;D

[man8785]

I'm turned on by his sense of humour.

[poweressen]

Hahaha the joke is when he say he have sense of humour and invent the worst joke of history :D Great sucess!

[jelleftw]

lalalalala he walk on the street.. haha the chair... is walking... hehahaha hmm... yes?

[g1989uplayer]

borat by footboll

[everget]

with a shoes .....lalalalala

[bernhardlanger]

a chair? with shoes? walking? on the street?

BWAHAAHAAHAAHAAAA

[silentxmager]

i like the one that goes u wil never get this u will never get this la la la la la la then one day he broke out of the cage and he got it he got it

[John2100Mr]

One pervert has besmirched Kazakhstan and the others now trust him. It's just ridiculous how many people in western countries has seen this pornography. Don't even realize they are brainwashed.

[oglocgeeks2nd]

@John2100Mr Lighten up, it's a joke. Only idiots would think everyone in Kazakhstan is like this.

Why are people so uptight these days... it's sad.

[grig24x]

What does his joke mean?

[ccboy7]

@grig24x the meaning of live! ha

[Lctsforce]

@grig24x That shes fat LOL

[c64c64c64]

@grig24x

there is a chair, the chair walk with a shoes lalalala he walk down the street.

[grig24x]

@c64c64c64 what dose it means?

[grimtendo]

@grig24x The chair walk with a shoes down the street.

What do you not understand about that?

[grig24x]

@grimtendo does it means she is fat?

[gypsyleeboy]

He just made the funniest joke ever. only because hes borat made it funny.

[TacoBoyManThing]

bruno was rly gay

[SuperBIgNads]

I wish i cud b funny and tell jokes like tht....

[gogomis1]

that is a clever joke.

[NAIMANKZ001]

I'ts Down fucking ass all !!!!!!

[xXxLovEMasTerxXx911]

He is miserable!

[jeffmaylor]

Sacha is of course Jewish and here he carries on an old Jewish tradition of slandering cultures they have had conflicts with. Solzhenitsyn, the Soviet dissident describes Jews were very dominant in the leadership of the Bolsheviks and used that power to persecute, murder and destroy the ethnic Russians, Ukrainians and others including all Christians. Here we see Sacha creating a stereotype of a man from Kazakhstan (they resisted Jewish/Bolshevik abuse).

[Chnamanjx]

@jeffmaylor COOL STORY BRO!!!

[tails228]

@jeffmaylor your religion talk needs to gtfo this is 2010 not 1752

[jeffmaylor]

@tails228 I'm not religious at all. I'm an atheist. This is about the role of ethnicity in human life and how Jewish groups have abused the countries they have lived in for centuries.

[tails228]

@jeffmaylor though i do agree the jewish have been little whiny brats about where they live for 6000 years they haven't really abused, but have been abused. I'm sort of glad I'm catholic and not jewish.

[TotalPivotHD]

@jeffmaylor welcome to the atheist community

[comicstew]

@jeffmaylor And you carry on the age old tradition of not getting the joke. That is because you ARE the joke and it hurts. LOL

[1993TMAXX]

the chair eeee walk with a shoes eee lalalalala he walke on the street hahahhah the chair is a walking LOL

[aweomae]

i have a senses of humor

[ShinOuri]

seriously this is not funny...

NOT

[1993TMAXX]

@ShinOuri ok f off u suck!

[ShinOuri]

@1993TMAXX ΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ man you fell for it ... look at the borat video for not jokes and you will understand why i said that ....hehhehhehe damn i cant believe you fell for it :P :P

[1993TMAXX]

@ShinOuri what the hell are you talking about??

[1993TMAXX]

@ShinOuri i didnt fall for it its just ur not suposed to put the not like 500 miles away. Your suposed to put it right after it dumbo god dam. Your moms hot. NOT!

[ShinOuri]

@1993TMAXX oh come on just admit you were wrong....i just tried to comment in a funny way and you insulted me twice...if you didnt get the joke earlier thats not my fault/problem...try to be more polite...think first then type

[1993TMAXX]

@ShinOuri why the hell would i admit of being wrong?? I said i knew the joke already but I didnt c the NOT that you put at the botom jesus christ!! I have the movie and watched the show, I know ok. And made lots of jokes like that like my suit is black NOT! or my suit is black pause NOT! F U! i got terrets

[ShinOuri]

@1993TMAXX third insult in a row ... anyway i just tried to joke and thats what i get... first a "FUCK OFF YOU SUCK", then "FUCK YOU" etc....good luck brother ill just end it here... i had a terrible day and i could really get it going but ok ..just suit yourself, do you thing i wont reply...good luck again with anything you ll do....

[1993TMAXX]

@ShinOuri LOL you just said the same thing to me now HAHAHAHH im not ur brother, im UR FATHER!?!??!?! :S wtf!! suck my dick... OR COCK!@ LOL

[ShinOuri]

@1993TMAXX you really need help..... *sigh*

[1993TMAXX]

@ShinOuri Nope, i think ill be alright. PENIS!

[ShinOuri]

@1993TMAXX and yet once more you failed on seeing what i meant ...i didnt insult you i just pointed what a got for just joking ( first a "fuck you" etc etc) ...anyway if you see no fault of yours here then you really need some help...

[1993TMAXX]

@ShinOuri second, a fuck off! then, get a PENIS! WTF! HoLY CHITT!!

[SquadOmega]

@1993TMAXX You forgot to take your prozac this morning... :|

[1993TMAXX]

@SquadOmega Por WHAT? Your forgot to keep ur mouth shut!

[SquadOmega]

@1993TMAXX ... Too many fails in one sentence, not worth the time.

[1993TMAXX]

@SquadOmega Fuck U, u have an empty ball sack!

[SquadOmega]

@1993TMAXX Go back to school, kid.

[1993TMAXX]

@SquadOmega LOL i don't need anymore school but U should go back to the doctor to get your vaginal exam done

[SquadOmega]

@1993TMAXX Hmm, took a while to write that didn't you?

[1993TMAXX]

@SquadOmega no but took you a while to write that eh? U BUTTFUCK!

[Ironjagg]

it nice . great success

[gyemike]

hahahahahah!

[TheBLaZEProductionz]

holy shit that was funny i just made a PP water full of blood

[emt600]

i like joke...its nice

[yakamon123]

How do show her I have a senseS of humour? hahahaha classic Borat

[sobiamann]

looool

[MrYurkov]

ha..ha..ha....he is soooo fany....

[Druttilutt]

la la la la laaa

hhhahahaaahha i LOVE BORAT!!!!

[blackbone88]

yea but seriously should i tell my girlfriend this joke?

[irkiIIer]

@blackbone88 do it

[75649674]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHa the best joke !

[Palegoat]

fucking hilarious!

[123coxy123]

u gotta get teh whole vid to really appreciate this joke thsi is just short version

[besira]

lalaaaa the chaaair is walkiiiing with a shoooooeeeess....hahhahhaa

[besira]

ahahahhahahaha

[PolishPrincess24]

very nice !!!

[GstQ2009]

not as good as my washmachine joke

[kittyownd]

Very nice! I am going to tell this joke to my girlfriend. High five!

[cejamorales]

YES! HIGH FIVE!

[Jonuix]

OMG KILLING VIDEO, the chair is walk ;DD

[jamexxxxxx]

i was dying when i saw this first time

[Pure5Productz]

she said at the end "probably not." xD

[ColdCurrySauce]

Long Live Borat!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLLOLZ

[iLikeDragon]

ROFLMAO

[hockeywall2]

no shit Shurlock

[GstQ2009]

lol the Stair has SHoes on xD? y.y

[guculke]

chair mait chair :DDDDDDDDDD

[GstQ2009]

@guculke lalalala he walk on the street

[tyronamous]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[CosmoHunter24]

It's kind of funny how the woman "yes, it's a funny image" instead of " haha, i get it, it's a walking chair". Cohen seems a bit surprised by her cluelessness lol. he's "err..yes.."

[superpandamanCY]

i think she understands about what he was talking about

[Maruboy]

cant get enough of him

i know every clip from him

i need some more new stuff to bad that borat is not going to restart his career as journalist

[123coxy123]

lmaooo genius how she buys into that joke loool noone could pull that off lyk sacha man i laughed myself all teh way 2 sleep. then i took this audio put it on my ipod and laugh some more on the way 2 work then i gets fired and make sexy time . VERY NICE.

[efhve]

HAHAHHAHAHAH, THATS the kind of humor im talkin bout!!!

[kuhen25]

LMAO!!! Well, I laughed!

[luiscabesc]

Oh man you cut the best bit:

- I should tell this joke?

- Probably not.

[thisfuckinsucks1]

@luiscabesc i disagree it's a valid bit but i would have to say the best bit is when he is telling the actual joke

[normajeanballer7]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Im not gonna lie, i peed myself. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. no joke. lol. i love borat!!

[DylanRulez69]

yes it is a nice lmfao

[nilesh321]

lol..senses of humour

[trohinmaxim]

хороши шутькя! ze gud dzhoke! greete hyoomore!!! i am lyke eat!

[lockenhart]

auhauhhauha grejt yoke

[jishnu94]

where is the retarded brother part!!!!!fucking idiot!!

[IvanMaster13]

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[terrordactoyl]

funniest part of da ali g series for borat

[couek]

The best part is cut, who the fuck is the idiot who cut this video?

[angeltosome]

BEST JOKE EVER

[ACOFan19]

Only he could tell a joke like that.. anyone else and it wouldn't be funny. lmao. :D

[Xiala101]

how the fuck is the chair walking and why only one shoe? LMFAO

[rugbytriboi]

its only funny coz he sayd it rofl

[chookter1]

a comic genius told a really shit joke, something that wouldnt even be categorised as a joke.

[kulfon79]

buahahaha!

[GreyJay69]

i should tell this joke?

.... probably not.

[chiefwahoo10]

this iz hilarious

[abc1991114]

FKN LOL

[marans77]

LoL

[mwscoofield]

there is a chair.the chair aa walk..with a shoes...laalalalala.he walk on a street...the chair is a walking...yeees it is niceee

[Bizlok21]

We're not deaf

[davecoyle1]

LOL!!!! lalalalalalalalala it walk

[oorgah]

HAHAHA

[mellyBeLLyxxo]

lmao i like that joke(:

[Neverfearericshere]

you could get any girl with that joke

[PandaRay91]

Thats a good joke lol

[pay2pk]

I have a joke, there is a chair, the chair walk with a shoes lalalala, he walk on a street, the chair is walking hahaahhah

[Man5i]

lalalala it walks.....

thats a kazakh joke

[Electropaniclost]

It is nice...

[condorus11]

fuckin LOL

[Lightotronic]

The end of clip - "probably not"

[Aunqs]

fuck borat, its not funny and thats movie is fake, all of the christians who live in kazakhestan live in the north, and in the north we dont have any farms, its mountains full of snow, borat is some racist shit, he hates every one.fuck him and fuck every one who liked it

[supertufergirl]

well if it is so fake and stupid then why the hell did you watched the movie?

[Aunqs]

because i didnt know it you dumbass, when you go to movies you dont know if this movie will be good or bad, smart ass

[supertufergirl]

oh im sorry but whos the dumbass here! you telling me you hate the movie but still you watch a video ABOUT THE MOVIE!! why dont you keep youre comments to yourself and stop believing youre that "awsome" to come here and insult me! who the hell you think you are! GO FUCK YOURSELF, ASSHOLE!!!

[supertufergirl]

hmm u wish...no sorry it wasnt my pussy...why dont you look inside your mothers ass? maybe there you´ll find your finger and then u can go and fuck yourself over and over again!

[CarloneCarlo]

I Like Cookies

[supertufergirl]

good for you

[ultimatedilan]

i like cokies too

[supertufergirl]

good for you too

[iam9iam]

i like sexy time too!!! wawa wewa

[supertufergirl]

good for you too

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

you tell them...

[riskyshotz]

This video was not about the movie. It is an excerpt from Cohen's show. There are fans of the show who did not like the movies. You are making far too many assumptions.

[CrimsonRaccoon]

WALOFS

[linxianzong]

fuck u mate

[riskyshotz]

Hmm, well, it could be, that he formed his opinions after watching the movie?

You know, how he has to see the movie to know what it's like?

What sort of fucking idiot are you supposed to be?

[supertufergirl]

oh sorry i didnt notice i was talking to you too! what sort of fucking idiot you think you are by coming here and what? correcting me? pff i dont even remember what i wrote on that comment it was months ago, oh right, but there are these people who seriously dont have a life, look up for waaaay too old comments to argue about, think they really are that "awesome" and can make everybody feel bad...i feel sorry for you

[riskyshotz]

You make the mistake, but you feel sorry for me.

Got it. Keep on running with those assumptions. Getting you far in this argument.

[supertufergirl]

get over it! gosh! i write a comment to someone else (a looooong time ago by the way) and then you come here to gain what? mind your own business. And yeah i do feel sorry for you

[riskyshotz]

I don't understand why you'd feel sorry for me, when you're the person who made the error.

I feel sorry for you. Makes sense because you made the mistake. Understand now?

[supertufergirl]

yeah thats what humans do you know MISTAKES!! none of us, including you sir, is perfect! So I dont get why you have to come here and blame me for something wich first of all, has nothing to do with you, and second, happened ages ago! Understand now why I feel sorry for you?

[riskyshotz]

which*

[supertufergirl]

...

[ShadowManStudios]

I agree dude... I hate when somebody replies and old comment (like 8 Months old, sometime even more) and start that kinda bullshit....

[supertufergirl]

thank you!!

[sweetxstuffx13]

hahah honestly, i agree with you. I was just watching the video and this caught my eye. ahahaha I dont know why people really care about mistakes that were made a looong time ago.

[ChristopherRobin007]

wrks = works?

[mrquaresma]

rofl

[CSrefleX]

Yeees, it is niice . Hahaaha

[Malavy1]

LMAO ... don't think this joke would work so well if I tried to tell it... ahaha

[freddofight]

hahahaha love it

[TheDetective1]

hahahha

[Anamnesicus]

lol that is the funiest joke I have every heard!

[mrpin96]

no1 else can pull this joke off, only borat can and when he does, it is a pissa!!!

[91zozol]

what a nice joke

[dommsantos]

lol...

[Wiizl]

if anyone can do this then why are you still here? go and make millions telling jokes, asshole

[hmfvunit]

rofl...

[Razmus93]

lalalalalaa he walk on the street lol sasha cohen is so funny haha

[Verradonairun]

...bly not! (the ending)

[naptownsk8r]

its funny cause the way he tells it

if nebody else told it it would not be funny

[Bighairyfart]

no someone else could do somethjing diferrent

[smildePLflavor]

THE joke

[Eseptica1337]

isa walking yes :D

[0a7xetf]

I laughed.