Mock The Week on Scottish Tories

[louiscfc93]

Kevin Bridges is what David Cameron would look like if his face was melted with a blowtorch

[JamesCrow22]

Scotland is like the Canada of UK.

[Lamashtar]

@JamesCrow22 And they say Britain is now the Canada of the EU.  Canada makes tons of money though..

[missemmett67]

the funny thing is , there are now more pandas in scotland than there are tory MPs

[NorthernElumination]

Whose the guy at 1:15 ?

[prutje5]

... where is franky

[Patriots09ist]

Man Frankie Boyle would have had a FIELD DAY in this conversation

[CapitalBhoy78]

A scottish tory is a bit like the loch ness monster, except the loch ness monster exists.

[jerrepk]

fuck yeah at the monty python reference

[myihc]

I got a birthday card from the only scottish tory. Im still not fucking voting for him though.

[mcdinkity]

shame we couldnt get rid of them tory bastards in england

[HULLOHULLO15]

I'm Scottish but I'm British above all; I'm a proud Conservative; and I don't have a vulgar accent like the Glaswegian man on this show.

Why do Scottish stereotypes have to be associated with the vulgar Glaswegian accent and the working-classes?

Rule Britannia!

[TheMikeyReilly]

@HULLOHULLO15 Because the middle and upper-classes are all stuck-up cunts like you.

Stick your beliefs and your horrible middle-class Scottish accent up your arse. You and your attitudes shame this country. No wonder you haven't won in Scotland in 350 years.

[HULLOHULLO15]

@TheMikeyReilly No, the vulgarity of the underclass - not the working class - shame Britannia.

[TheMikeyReilly]

@HULLOHULLO15 Fuck Britannia

And fuck you.

[ytdthdghdghdghdghd]

@TheMikeyReilly what do you mean when you said

no wonder you havent won in scotland in 350 years ?

[ytdthdghdghdghdghd]

@HULLOHULLO15 are any of your perents english by any chance or are you just some kind of fucked up exsperement that went wrong

[TheMikeyReilly]

@ytdthdghdghdghdghd He's called 'Hello Hello' i.e. after an anti-Catholic, anti-Irish, Protestant street song from the 1920's.

[ytdthdghdghdghdghd]

@TheMikeyReilly yea i didnt look at his name now that you pointed it out i know what you mean

thanks

[HULLOHULLO15]

@ytdthdghdghdghdghd nope, they were both born in Edinburgh and have lived there all their lives (largely). As have I.

[ytdthdghdghdghdghd]

@HULLOHULLO15 so your a fucked up experiment then thanks for the reply

[feckatroll]

fuck tories i was richer under labour and so were you

[TheRacketBoss]

In an ideal world i'd vote socialist workers party, but I'll be voting Labour next election simply because i want the tories out as soon as possible.

[psybonchu]

I like Ed Byrne (just thought I'd add some relief to the political discussion)

[ThePintsizeslasher]

@SneakyJarlsberg

Thats for "No Surrender" cause hes a stupid loyalist/unionist.

[Natalie6302]

vote YES to scottish independance ! ! NO to ukip

[BritishAndProudNS]

VOTE NO TO SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE AND VOTE UKIP

[Psycopath22]

@BritishAndProudNS

Na, I'd rather see an independent Scotland thank you.

[hungetkunstler]

@BritishAndProudNS I won't vote UKIP because I'm not an idiot like yourself.

[llllegquvwffvr]

@hungetkunstler How are UKIP voters idiots?

[VieVentar]

@BritishAndProudNS I must admit I don't think full independence from the UK would be good for Scotland myself - I don't think they have the economy, as things stand, to pull it off. But then I don't live in Scotland, so I don't see why I should be voting on an issue which should be up to the Scots to decide.

As for voting UKIP, no thanks - the Tories are bad enough, we don't need their retarded cousins in charge. But hey, at least your not voting British Nazi Party, so that's something.

[ytdthdghdghdghdghd]

@VieVentar not to burst you bubble but if you arent a resident of scotland you dont get a vote to start with which does mean that it is up to us scots to decide

also econemy wise we would be largly better off because we wouldnt be connected to the uk which is draging everyone down finanicaly

[MrStewart149]

@BritishAndProudNS lllloooollll ukip lolooolllllooolloollllhe said to vote ukip llolollolloolololollololololol­olololoooooooollllllllllllllll

[asubjectiveopinion]

The Conservatives are virtually extinct in Scotland.

You only have to look at Michael Gove to see that their gene-pool is in a critical state.

[drzoidburgrocks]

Lord grant that Marshal Wade

May by thy mighty aid

Victory bring.

May he sedition hush,

And like a torrent rush,

Rebellious Scots to crush.

God save the King!

[17Hongo]

@drzoidburgrocks The funny thing was that the roads Marshal Wade built allowed Scottish armies to come down from the highlands and defeat his army. Nice one

[drzoidburgrocks]

@17Hongo mate i was just joking. calm down

[17Hongo]

@drzoidburgrocks Sorry - the "Nice One" is aimed at Marshall Wade - no specific personal insult intended

[Maddy4Me]

There are only 80,000 more Nationalists and 50,000 more Liberals in Scotland than Tories. Scotland used to be very blue. We'll get back to that one day, with luck.

[jamboliboli]

@Maddy4Me pfft, what a fuck-wit you are.

[segano1]

Only 13% of Scotland's population are red haired, most of which are Irish migrants living in the south-west of Scotland, like Glasgow.

Most Scots are dark haired or blonde.

[cameranzo1]

scotiish poem.......................Fre­­edom is Alive,After all these years! Within every scot freedom is laced with many fears! Scotland,s Nation and her people must stand! And vote for Independence,Her liberty,Her land! Stand up scots and be visible AGAIN! To honour her woman and children and her Proud Proud men!!..................Saor alba!