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  • Fucken asshole Ralph

  • HAHA A LOAF OF BREAD IS FIVE MILLION DOLLARS OH FUCK ME

  • love this guy 

  • does it take all the qussin

  • LMAO "fuckn asshole RALPH and your bullshit nazi regime" lol one of the best standup jokes ever

  • you been on that new website youtube? what a shit site that is! theres not nearly enough jeremy hotz videos

  • Jeremy Hotz is my Comic Hero = D

    I'll probably die of a heart attack while watching his videos in the future in my 80's LMAO. Jeremy Hotz for President = D

  • "What are they trying to say? We've got stuff for beds and baths, and then, fuck, we don't know anymore!" LMFAO! Favorite comedian, ever! :)

  • That laughter track is the most artificially sweetened thing since the quit selling TAB.

  • very bad quality..

  • You can still hear him.

  • so fuckin funny :P

  • oh my god he is still the same in the 90's

  • Lmao, favorite comedian!

  • This guy never disappoints.

  • LOL :D

  • GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!! I've reuploaded the Jeremy Hotz Comedy Central Presents video!

    Swing by and take a look - his best act by FAR!

  • lmao i love this guy hes hilarious

  • Fantastic!

  • haha your so funny :D

  • This guy is the best!! I laugh so hard I cry!!!

  • You're an idiot

  • No, FogNut is right, you weren't funny and you are an idiot.

  • My absolute favourite comedian! He always has me in tears from laughing!

  • your not funny

  • haha jeremy hotz is the man! by far one of my favorite comedians

  • "you have to have a members card, or a loaf of bread is FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!" LOL

  • this is so hilarious about ralph's store. loaf of bread is 5 million dollars fuckin asshole ralph.

    he is the best comedian too bad he doest make more stand up comedy

  • to me this guy is funnier than anyone out now. did you hear the one about his chevette with a hitch on the back?? to tow another chevette for when the first one breaks down. ha ha ha ha

  • i cant breathe!!!!!*cough cough*......ok im better but still laughing!!:)

  • One of the best.....I wish he would get an HBO special......that would be a blast

  • i kno.....same with dane cook...but he has a dvd.....i love almost all comedians

  • the guy is so hilarious

  • He is awsome!!! Wish he was on TV more. Better than most comedians I've seen!!Me and my daughter laugh so hard we hurt.

  • lol i love hium best comedian ever have you seen the newyork zoo one never laughed so hard !

  • I can't believe paople ask "why does he have his hand by his mouth, and why is he always almost laughing" It's call a schtick people most great comedians have them. That's like saying "why did Foster Brooks alsways act drunk?" Or "why did Rodney grab his tie and twist his head?" It's his SCHTICK !!!

  • jeremy Hotx is hilarious...wish there was more videos of him on here!

  • the first time i saw jeremy hotz, i thought he had hay fever

  • Jeremy Hotz cracks me up... he's hilarious LOL Really talented comedian

  • The hand by his mouth is part of his act... makes it seem like he's on the edge of breaking out laughing a lot and that way it gets the crowd laughin too...

  • jeremy hotz and mitch hedberg..but mitch is gone now.. sad face

  • My daughter and I saw Hotz in Toronto this summer 2007

    at the Just for Laughs festival. He blew every comedian away. He is my favourite comedian by far, my stomach was killing me after listening to him, other guys were funny, but no one else made laugh so hard, the pilgrim hat routine etc. God bless you Jeremy! You Rule!!!!

  • i hope you die a horrible death hill789

  • I concur HAR

  • my sister dated him for a while. i'm serious.

  • LOL! God I love Jeremy Hotz!!! He makes me laugh harder than any other comedian I've ever seen. I literally laugh so hard I cry when I watch him!

  • WOW. no.

  • WOW. I wasn't talking to you.

  • Dang you must be one of those girls thats anti abortion. Funny thing you are probably a girl that nobody would want to fuck in the first place.

  • actually no, I'm FOR abortion, and FOR gay marriage, I don't know what any of that has to do with the fact that I don't want to talk to you, asshole. I was stating my opinion that I thought that ellen degeneres and robin williams were funny, get your head out of your ass and stop fucking talking to me. thanks.

  • he always looks like hes about to crack up laughing

  • so good. I have totally based my style of humour around Jeremy for years.

  • AHAHAHAH oh my..Jeremy ur the best u kno that right

  • This guy is TOO funny!

  • That is so true! I go to Ralphs when I'm in CA and I had to get the stupid card!! And even then, that place is way too pricey. I prefer Albertson's.

  • haha

  • yeah your my fav jeremey , hope ya do a joke about youtube lol

  • Haha... you really hear the female audience in this one :P

  • mitch hedberg and jeremy hotz make me weak in the knees

  • omg they are my 2 faves as well along with mike macdonald.cheers

  • dude i love you!!

  • This guy speaks the truth i used to work in a grocery store and it is a shit hole. Its true you need a card or you get charged way to fucking much. Hotz is awesome!!!!

  • LMFAO! Jeremy Hotz is the best!

  • Best Comic of all time.

  • He is the funniest man alive.

  • Fucking awesome!!!! This guy rules!

  • i love you

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