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So he makes you cry and you think he is a comedian. Great they had a wife beater on next. The guy should be stoned to death He is a total shit of human being. A school bully. The guy is an utter dick.
to me this guy is funnier than anyone out now. did you hear the one about his chevette with a hitch on the back?? to tow another chevette for when the first one breaks down. ha ha ha ha
I can't believe paople ask "why does he have his hand by his mouth, and why is he always almost laughing" It's call a schtick people most great comedians have them. That's like saying "why did Foster Brooks alsways act drunk?" Or "why did Rodney grab his tie and twist his head?" It's his SCHTICK !!!
The hand by his mouth is part of his act... makes it seem like he's on the edge of breaking out laughing a lot and that way it gets the crowd laughin too...
My daughter and I saw Hotz in Toronto this summer 2007
at the Just for Laughs festival. He blew every comedian away. He is my favourite comedian by far, my stomach was killing me after listening to him, other guys were funny, but no one else made laugh so hard, the pilgrim hat routine etc. God bless you Jeremy! You Rule!!!!
actually no, I'm FOR abortion, and FOR gay marriage, I don't know what any of that has to do with the fact that I don't want to talk to you, asshole. I was stating my opinion that I thought that ellen degeneres and robin williams were funny, get your head out of your ass and stop fucking talking to me. thanks.
This guy speaks the truth i used to work in a grocery store and it is a shit hole. Its true you need a card or you get charged way to fucking much. Hotz is awesome!!!!
Fucken asshole Ralph
Timmeh360 7 months ago
HAHA A LOAF OF BREAD IS FIVE MILLION DOLLARS OH FUCK ME
getbonus 8 months ago
love this guy
wickedwhipz 1 year ago
does it take all the qussin
delmikotaylor 1 year ago
LMAO "fuckn asshole RALPH and your bullshit nazi regime" lol one of the best standup jokes ever
n4esa 1 year ago
you been on that new website youtube? what a shit site that is! theres not nearly enough jeremy hotz videos
hashkat 1 year ago
Jeremy Hotz is my Comic Hero = D
I'll probably die of a heart attack while watching his videos in the future in my 80's LMAO. Jeremy Hotz for President = D
DeeTheory 1 year ago
"What are they trying to say? We've got stuff for beds and baths, and then, fuck, we don't know anymore!" LMFAO! Favorite comedian, ever! :)
twiikimchi 1 year ago
That laughter track is the most artificially sweetened thing since the quit selling TAB.
electrojones 1 year ago
very bad quality..
shade362 2 years ago
You can still hear him.
1983Jacko 2 years ago
so fuckin funny :P
mitchelcollins 2 years ago
oh my god he is still the same in the 90's
harmonizethelord9 2 years ago
Lmao, favorite comedian!
Jmoseback 2 years ago 3
This guy never disappoints.
1983Jacko 2 years ago 14
LOL :D
SwingIowa 3 years ago
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!! I've reuploaded the Jeremy Hotz Comedy Central Presents video!
Swing by and take a look - his best act by FAR!
hogo01 3 years ago
lmao i love this guy hes hilarious
SuperCereal15 3 years ago 3
Fantastic!
NobleLumpkin 3 years ago
haha your so funny :D
eleventhreason 3 years ago
This guy is the best!! I laugh so hard I cry!!!
OrrMe01 4 years ago
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So he makes you cry and you think he is a comedian. Great they had a wife beater on next. The guy should be stoned to death He is a total shit of human being. A school bully. The guy is an utter dick.
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
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Only joking I have never met him I just made a joke He might be a nice guy for all i Know. I thought second about it.
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
You're an idiot
FogNut2 3 years ago 5
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No you are an idiot. 1-0
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
No, FogNut is right, you weren't funny and you are an idiot.
Fiends4 3 years ago 5
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No you are an idiot and a paedo.
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
My absolute favourite comedian! He always has me in tears from laughing!
kikyo4815 4 years ago 2
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Yeah he had alot of people in tears he is a shit an evil shit.
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
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Only joking i have never met Mr Hotz I just made a joke he might be a nice guy for all i know.
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
your not funny
JazzySaxE 3 years ago 3
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You're not funny. OOO i am devstated. I am crying in laughter.
KNOWYOUNOW 3 years ago
haha jeremy hotz is the man! by far one of my favorite comedians
rdwyer709 4 years ago 3
"you have to have a members card, or a loaf of bread is FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!" LOL
Borhol 4 years ago 2
this is so hilarious about ralph's store. loaf of bread is 5 million dollars fuckin asshole ralph.
he is the best comedian too bad he doest make more stand up comedy
liljana21 4 years ago 2
to me this guy is funnier than anyone out now. did you hear the one about his chevette with a hitch on the back?? to tow another chevette for when the first one breaks down. ha ha ha ha
dri321 4 years ago 2
i cant breathe!!!!!*cough cough*......ok im better but still laughing!!:)
nickelback120 4 years ago 2
One of the best.....I wish he would get an HBO special......that would be a blast
weyegood 4 years ago
i kno.....same with dane cook...but he has a dvd.....i love almost all comedians
nickelback120 4 years ago
the guy is so hilarious
Irmogamecocfan1 4 years ago
He is awsome!!! Wish he was on TV more. Better than most comedians I've seen!!Me and my daughter laugh so hard we hurt.
zena535 4 years ago
lol i love hium best comedian ever have you seen the newyork zoo one never laughed so hard !
sarahsmith8089 4 years ago
I can't believe paople ask "why does he have his hand by his mouth, and why is he always almost laughing" It's call a schtick people most great comedians have them. That's like saying "why did Foster Brooks alsways act drunk?" Or "why did Rodney grab his tie and twist his head?" It's his SCHTICK !!!
Bacteriod 4 years ago 3
jeremy Hotx is hilarious...wish there was more videos of him on here!
blinderII 4 years ago
the first time i saw jeremy hotz, i thought he had hay fever
spunkx100 4 years ago
Jeremy Hotz cracks me up... he's hilarious LOL Really talented comedian
seabrain 4 years ago
The hand by his mouth is part of his act... makes it seem like he's on the edge of breaking out laughing a lot and that way it gets the crowd laughin too...
Beefmouth 4 years ago
jeremy hotz and mitch hedberg..but mitch is gone now.. sad face
ooNATIVEoo 4 years ago
My daughter and I saw Hotz in Toronto this summer 2007
at the Just for Laughs festival. He blew every comedian away. He is my favourite comedian by far, my stomach was killing me after listening to him, other guys were funny, but no one else made laugh so hard, the pilgrim hat routine etc. God bless you Jeremy! You Rule!!!!
990183 4 years ago 5
i hope you die a horrible death hill789
ranivus 4 years ago
I concur HAR
itainteazy11 4 years ago 2
my sister dated him for a while. i'm serious.
pwntskater 4 years ago
LOL! God I love Jeremy Hotz!!! He makes me laugh harder than any other comedian I've ever seen. I literally laugh so hard I cry when I watch him!
Amkii 4 years ago
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ellen degeneres and robin williams are funny enough for all of the comedians in america.
HILL789 4 years ago
WOW. no.
lpz777 4 years ago
WOW. I wasn't talking to you.
HILL789 4 years ago
Dang you must be one of those girls thats anti abortion. Funny thing you are probably a girl that nobody would want to fuck in the first place.
lpz777 4 years ago
actually no, I'm FOR abortion, and FOR gay marriage, I don't know what any of that has to do with the fact that I don't want to talk to you, asshole. I was stating my opinion that I thought that ellen degeneres and robin williams were funny, get your head out of your ass and stop fucking talking to me. thanks.
HILL789 4 years ago
he always looks like hes about to crack up laughing
painofanunamedsoul 4 years ago
so good. I have totally based my style of humour around Jeremy for years.
bebin16 4 years ago
AHAHAHAH oh my..Jeremy ur the best u kno that right
iknowyalikemastyle 4 years ago
This guy is TOO funny!
Manga53 4 years ago
That is so true! I go to Ralphs when I'm in CA and I had to get the stupid card!! And even then, that place is way too pricey. I prefer Albertson's.
claudiall 5 years ago
haha
naternatedowg 5 years ago
yeah your my fav jeremey , hope ya do a joke about youtube lol
F3ARINEFFECT 5 years ago
Haha... you really hear the female audience in this one :P
mofokitten 5 years ago
mitch hedberg and jeremy hotz make me weak in the knees
Devoimprov 5 years ago
omg they are my 2 faves as well along with mike macdonald.cheers
ddawe06 3 years ago 2
dude i love you!!
smaj21 5 years ago
This guy speaks the truth i used to work in a grocery store and it is a shit hole. Its true you need a card or you get charged way to fucking much. Hotz is awesome!!!!
hiddenleafninja 5 years ago
LMFAO! Jeremy Hotz is the best!
Flamer25 5 years ago
Best Comic of all time.
GreekCallas 5 years ago
He is the funniest man alive.
mskim98 5 years ago
Fucking awesome!!!! This guy rules!
darkzero297 5 years ago
i love you
BobbyBadfingers 5 years ago