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  • Dude, what are you doing over there if you want curvy women? What's Asia got to offer white dudes like you and me?

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  • So you're saying girls should be like all the girls they see in magazines...?

  • LOLOL Theres an add for hair removal on the right... hahahaha

  • O_O this video ingrained very bad images in my mind.

  • squating over a mirror thats creasing :L

  • Well being one of those girls has its perks and drawbacks.

  • lol if your an asian girl and u have a penis shave it off or wax it off or something!!!!!!!!!!lololololol so funny u my sir are bothe a gentleman and a scholar

  • lol if your an asian girl and u have a penis shave it off or wax it off or something!!!!!!!!!!lololololol so funny u my sir are bothe a gentleman and a scholar

    

  • the ad on this video is for laser hair removal LMAO

  • lol its cus asians know once you cut the hair it will grow back faster and thicker so they don't want the hassle and just leave it there

  • i have 4 inch long nipple hair lol

  • mr miyagi was infact a women.

  • oh yeah personal hygiene in other countries would be ummm i guess last thing on their mind n most people in other country well my theory is for the rich the more upper class not that im for it. its just like u said wierd that they dont do that or old person just smelling wierd because maybe wen they were young they were poor or watever n never botherd with taking care of themselves as in maybe teeth, hair, bathing,nails, jejejjeje funny part squating jejje

  • not many women are worth a butt shave these days

  • C'mon you guys,... He's not racist, or discriminating anyone, he's just stating things,.... and a Canadian Ninja, what do you want more from him?! (Besides his face)

  • hahaha i fell bad for you man.. hary asian women.. bad dreams =O

  • new look on asian chicks! hahaha

  • what? thats freakish! lol. hey what he is saying is true. theres no reason a person cant take care of such simple things. noone expects everyone to go overboard with tonnes of plastic surgery or anything haha, but i mean come one girls... got a hairy body? do something about it why dont ya.....

  • when i first got to china, the girls were hairy as fuck. stopped noticing it after awhile.

  • hair removal creme !

  • That ass hair comment was hilarious. Also guys shouldn't have "man boobs."

  • Damn, man))))) The moment you were talking about the chest hair I was eating my yoghurt...) Shiiit....

  • I'll shave my face but not my ass lol

  • did there chest hairs go all the way down to there balls?

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  • quit hating seriously.. if you dont like his videos because of whatever reason.. dont flame.. and dont watch

  • title says it all classic..Funny Video For sure Lool

  • countries**

    erggh

  • Yeah.. some people are complaing about the things said in this video, but I think removing facial/body hair is what's the norm these days, in English speaking contries anyway, I'm not sure about other places. It's called being hygienic here. When morderth made the comment about movies and magazines, he didn't mean that everyone should try and look /exactly/ like them.

    @ morningdew00 Not sure who that animal testing comment was aimed that, but you're looking way too much into the subject lol.

  • haha wow i first started watchin ur vid on motorcyle then got interested in ur other videos haha omg ur funny as fuck lol and it's true the less hair the better the chance of not ending up alone in life cuz now adays it's always appearance x_x overall I love ur vids haha most of em made me cry from laughin so much ur beast dude :D

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  • 3:53 A-Hole parking good job m13 hahaxD

  • Mordeth 13 - Voice of Reason

  • i have like 3 inch long hairs on my asshole idk how im supost to shave them though

  • @kickass36 just spray with arosol then set fire to your ass. or light a fart. It burns away all the hairs. true story!

  • And people back then weren't even as obsessive in maintaining their personal "hygiene" or in "beautifying" themselves w/ botox, silicone, n all kinds of vanity like people nowadays. Btw, certain stuffs that make magazine people look so "pretty" have been first forcefully applied on the very strays that M13 might have been trying to save. Not so pretty, eh? ;o) U kno wat i mean... just pulling ya leg n going off topic. ;o)

  • You're so unnatural toward the most natural. :D Are u sure that was a woman btw? :P [It's not like it makes a big difference since M13's a cool swinger n he swings both ways.(?)] :P I imagine if M13 were to come across the tribal women, he'd probably scream hysterically n jump off a [shallow] cliff like Tarzan. :D :o) Look what happened to Pocahontas when John Smiths n John ROLFs :P wanted her to look like magazine women [of the medieval time]. :o)

  • i want your motorcycle its so awesome it looks like Kawasaki ninja

  • nipple hair lol

  • oogle its like google but without the g

  • "put a mirror on the ground and squat over it" Thats where I almost pissed myself laughing

  • DUDE!!! I've seen the nipple hairs!!!!!!! they don't like it when you pull those things out....

  • i love the people who are acting like your running down on thier personal image. XD

    Does anyone actually WANT a unibrow?

  • @Koldatt i know right! and i guess some women want long ass nipple hairs too

  • ...wow.

  • hhahaha so have you shaved your butt yet? :P dude i totally agree wit what you say, im in Taiwan on an exchange right now, and i've seen so many dirty sanchez on women its insane. but actually asked one lady why she never shaved it and it was a "beauty mark" to have a stache hahaha anyways yea, at least we're not in Thailand, the penis problem would be quite a bit more,

    Chris,

    BC, Canada

  • @13mordeth, Well you certainly keep your video's upbeat, FINALLY someone has had the courage to say to women what we've all wanted to say...THANK GOD!

    And to the girls who read this, no I'm not being mean but a little effort by both sides goes a long way; if your healthy & look good, then you'll feel good.

    *Your Health & Happiness go hand in hand, & I strongly believe that, so be cool, get healthy & be happy!

  • Asian girls never shave thier legs... that kinda pisses me off.....

  • I once shaved my gooch, but when the hair started to grow back it was short and stubbly so it was like having steel wool in there for a few days. Kinda hurt. So now i embrace the small forest growing in my private region. I cant see skin in some places, how cool is that.

  • if you're a girl and have a penis, cut it off or wax it rofl! xD

  • @dirdybirdy101 I meant that she had a curvy figure. While most Asians are slim. And most doesn't mean all.

  • @13mordeth

    What you meant wasn't what you said. All good, just wanted to break your balls a lil cause you deserved it.

  • @dirdybirdy101 yo get your head out of your ass and lighten the **** up

  • @jackobcooper Your mother raised you well I see.

    I moved on ages ago, you should do the same

  • have your wife shave your butt

  • i almost threw up at :48 on.

  • lmao... or penis....yeaaaa get that checked out for sure

  • I find freckles sexy.

  • Mordeth. Use Nair for your butt hair. That thing works wonders.

  • HAVE YOU OPENED A MAGAZINE, DO YOU SEE A FAGGOT THAT WONT SHOW HIS FACE IN THEM. OH YOU DON'T, DON'T BE FAG. HAIR IS NOT DIRTY IT DOESN'T HARM YOU. You would want to shave your ass! lol well um girls in magazines are put through photoshop. Girls with mustaches probably don't give a fuck, so you shouldn't either.

  • I pluck my arse hair... It takes time but I rekon it's better than shaving it. Because when You shave it and when the hair regrows it gets itchy as hell..

  • Lmao I remember this video, one of your hilarious classics M13

  • M13 #FTW

  • First thing I checked on my girlfriend. NO HAIRY NIPPLES!

  • I love you too

  • 4 inch long nipple hair is a sign of wisdom. Same as the 2 ft long hairs growing out of moles :1

  • in america a woman with hairy legs signals: lesbian.

  • wow your a total dick in this video, but right nonetheless... haha... awesome, M13 keeping it REAL!!!

  • yikes..females should not have nipple hairs lol

  • this video is just funny, too funny... hahaha

    got to make more videos like these LOL

  • ahhh, ive missed the sound of your ninja :D lol

  • Why are you 13mordeth now? How did you change your name?

  • "if your an asian girl with a penis, that not normal, cut it off or wax it" LOL, epic quote

  • at 3:40-3:45 it looks like pink New York :P

  • arn't you married?

  • @ahsusmus

    This is an old video... as in before he got married, I would assume.

  • you put that nice "not exactly comment sense" and holy crap shaving your butt, try a wall mirror if you are really wanting to shave your butt lmao.

  • How come it seems to be lots of Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese and surrounds don't shave? Like tbh I'd find it uncomfortable myself. Strange world but interesting. I've been watching your videos ever since you've created the Learning how to ride a bike for the first time series which included basics and changing gears. Before I even watched that movie I had never been on a motorbike before. Now It's been a few years and I still can't believe how much fun i've been missing out on my whole life. :)

  • rofl 'cut it off or wax it' lol yea facial hair is nasty on women

  • it's sad... there's women out there that grow fuller mustaches than I can :( fail

  • what city is that?

  • Yeah there is no damn way i could anything with a girl with a hairy chest......

  • lol you are hilarious. I hate women with mustaches especially wonmen with long side burns. thats just disgustiong

  • Actually it's not generally part of the culture to mind the stray hairs (eyes seem to be an exception). I know you say whip out a fashion magazine, but that doesn't exactly apply to nipple hairs unless you're talking about about a dirty magazine in which case you'll see plenty of bush so it's kinda the same. Hell look at the old folks, they got friggin hair tendrils coming out of the moles on their faces! I'm Chinese btw ... before all u ppl start calling me racist...

  • @misterpooter Well there are plenty of Chinese movies that show the odd breast or two. Name one where the woman has long nipple hairs. There wouldn't be one because if they had them then someone else (Asian) would tell them to pluck them.

  • @13mordeth Odd breasts ftw.

  • any hair from the nose downward shouldn't exist in my opinion!

  • "If the people in the magazines and the movies don't have it, then you shouldn't either." wow... just wow.

  • @Anarnee I'm just saying....if you're a woman with 4 inch nipple hairs.....or a man with a uni-brow.....it doesn't take much effort to fix it. And it makes life a whole lot easier.......is that fair? Maybe not. But that's how life is.

  • @13mordeth Its frikkin' hair. While I myself don't like body hair, I think its stupid to make a big deal about hair.

    Why go out of your way to "fix" something that isn't broken.

  • @Anarnee Just read my last comment again. I already answered why someone should "fix" it. Because.....it makes life easier. And if something as simple as plucking a few hairs makes life so much easier....and you don't do it......then you'll appear "slow" to others. I shave my face....why not instead have a 4 foot long beard....and perhaps grow out my nails? Because why look like a freak when you don't have to? Common sense.

  • @13mordeth, Good on ya M13...Oh & ladies the cave man look is not the "in thing" & basic home care of the old bod never killed anyone! I'm off to get my back waxed now, see ya LOL.

    Keeping it real M13 as always, cheers. Fair weather & a safe journey to all!

  • @13mordeth hhahaha so have you shaved your butt yet? :P dude i totally agree wit what you say, im in Taiwan on an exchange right now, and i've seen so many dirty sanchez on women its insane. but actually asked one lady why she never shaved it and it was a "beauty mark" to have a stache hahaha anyways yea, at least we're not in Thailand, the penis problem would be quite a bit more,

    Chris,

    BC, Canada

  • @13mordeth yea but you said it yourself, westerners would find it weird and maybe a little gross, but over here if you have hair like that as a woman, it might not be a big problem, at least with the older generatoin. Its a culture thing. The younger generation, however, has already been influenced by western culture, so dont fear, the girls will just become more and more skinner and superficial

  • @13mordeth Im a guy and ive allways gone by the phrase 'if it aint broke dont fix it' a nipple hair a bit of fat a hooked nose, they dont need fixing. and asians often do have figures just look at thais n indias for examples.

  • lol

  • Must have seen this episode 3 times now, still laughing when I see it though :D

  • or a penis...

  • You're applying Western standards to Asians. While I agree that body hair on women is kind of gross and disturbing (me myself having grown up in the West), I can't stand that arrogant attitude that everyone in the world should be like the West.

  • @sm753 You're wrong. Pick up any Asian magazine....do you see body hair? No. So perhaps I'm saying that people in Asia should be like people in Asia? Especially considering I've spent my entire adult life here.

  • @sm753

    Stop being such a self-loathing douche.

    Hairy women in the west are hairy women.

    Hairy women in the east are hairy women.

    Hairy women are gross.

  • what about nair? just rub it on your ass and your hair will fall off. Getting rid of my ass hair will probably never happen, hairy legs then a bare ass doesn't seem right.

  • Mordeth, you drew a rather long arch from having a girl some body or facial hair, to have her a penis! - Huston! We have a problem! ☺

    But seriously, I'm an oldtimer, but when I was young my elder male relatives, joked occasionaly about hairy women, but strangely it didn't bother them that much. Hell, nowadays the guys are so feminized, they competing with women who has less hair and who's prettier than the other.

    I think, that's even more alarming, than the example you told.

  • people have hair, get over it !

  • woah nipple hairs

  • lol holy shit think of the pain of waxing your ass.. damn

  • @xox945 think of the pain waxing your sack...

  • Gillette + ass + shower = win (learn to finesse your shaving strokes)

    personal experience. I'm a guy, and I absolutely had hair with regards to any other place besides my face (and legs).

  • this video made me lol...wtf

  • how do you tell a girl nicly she needs to shave? my gf has more forarm hair then i do

  • @emokidbc She shouldn't shave.....she should wax. And perhaps you pretend like you are having a romantic dinner with her and then "accidentally" empty a few dozen candles on her arms.

  • @13mordeth Wow. Your a player, getting to see 4inch nipple hairs on women..xD

  • The buildings are really colorful, has anyone noticed?

  • @0611930024838 i have now!

  • #omg

  • so.... what were you fighting over ?

  • @djukyo She told me I had to be in bed by midnight or she would lock me out of the bedroom. The following night she told me I wasn't allowed to read in the bedroom.

  • @13mordeth then it would only be righteous for me to remind you that now is not the time to be practicing civil disobedience.

  • I don't understand the "#LOL" someone please explain.

  • It could have been a man.

  • I havent figured out how to shave my ass either m13... challenging

  • #LOL #OMG #FAIL

  • I thought people only re-upload when their video is taken down.  Im watching all of your videos in a row, and i saw this video the other day, so it hasnt been taken down?

  • @XxBrazilianKingxX I didn't know it was up on here. I thought it wasn't. My mistake. But none the less plenty of my newer subscribers haven't seen it. So....I think it's still for the best.

  • @13mordeth Well these new subscribers of yours aren't as loyal as me then :) They should watch all your videos in a row since they are so damn good. Im not even halfway yet lol.

  • <---western male, I was freaked out, you're right.

  • i have waxed my gay roommate s ass once ,,

    he was crying and i could not stop laughing ...

  • What kind of helmet cam are you using

  • how'd you crash?

    i laid down my ninja 500 two weeks ago.

    gravel in the road...

  • @tjmick1992 I hit a truck that was driving on the wrong side of the road.

  • @13mordeth

    Ouch...

    That fucking sucks, you ok?

  • @13mordeth I remember that. I was like, "OMG HE CRASHED. Sister have a look at this he crashed!"

    My sister: "What?"

    Myself: "Nevermind :/"

  • does anyone there besides you have a motorcycle? all i see is a blur of like 30 scooters on every street

  • So true man... This asian girl had a mustache sharper than mine before...

  • first time i had my ass waxed was by e cute asain girl and it was ackward and extremly painfull, so i dont recomend that...

  • Meh... I just use a pair of scissors that I hope never to use again and get snipping... I get most of it. Just gotta be careful though, could end painfully.

  • i don't have chest hair~yeah~XD

  • LMAO at 1:52,u crazy

  • oi! wheres the wheelie that used to be in that intro?

  • Rule #1 , Never kiss a girl who has a better mustache than you do !!  Isn't Thailand famous for their " Lady Boys ?" Sounds like there should be a lot of chopping or waxing going on !! LOL

  • Well, if you did shave your butt, wouldn't it get all hot/sweaty/nasty? Seems like a bad idea to me.

  • Asian girls with penises? Quite normal in Thailand!

  • It is not by chance that you have hairs on your face, butt, penis. It is not just to get in the way of oogleing it is to protect the skin. So it is much healthier just to leave it on.

  • Mordeth13 be trollin'

  • oogle #FTW #WTF

  • Wernt you married when you recorded this vlog?

  • laughed a couple of times. pretty good vlog

  • I bet you watched him shave his butt hair...and you were jealous.

  • looool!!

  • hahahahaha, I have been watching your vids and some are funny and some make me roll my eyes! LOLOLOL

    I hate you cause you ride on your bike with no probs, you make it look so easy! GRRRRRRRR I failed my riding test. W/E I'll try again!

  • i live in america and ive seen nasty bitches with chest hair XD

  • lol funny vid! cheered me laughing so much! cheers :D

  • you said youve dated girls in asia? i bet the tight pussy made up for for the nipple hairs though! just turn the light off :D

  • I was just wondering how to shave my butthole cause its super hairy

  • dont get ur ass shaved it will be way too itchy.

  • My ex-wife had the whole shebang....nipple hair, armpit hair, leg hair, ugh. I voiced to her that I enjoyed shaved genitals, and then lo and behold she was completely hairless (except for her head and face of course). For about a week or two. Then it was cactus time.....and she never shaved again. Wow, now I feel better about divorcing her.

  • rate people

  • LOL according to my experience it would be the fob asian girls that don't shave. Us white washed ones follow typical shaving protocol.

  • what is the difference bitwen waxing and shaving??

  • @pinoypride995 Shaving makes hairs thicker.....waxing makes them thinner. So waxing is much better.

  • @13mordeth Unless you want thick butt hairs

  • @13mordeth shaving does not make hair thicker. Fiction, fiction, and more fiction. I dont mean to be a smart ass but you'll see that after 5 minutes of research that shaving does not make hair thicker.

  • @redraiders2K9

    It makes hair appear thicker because it does not naturally thin out do to "wear"... so u get the full thinkness of the hair when it comes up so it is "thicker". Waxing pulls out hair from the root so it does not come up as fast, and it will grow back with a "weared down" tip So it appears thicker because the tip of the hairs is the full body thickness. So in essence it does not make the hair grow in thicker just come up at its full thickness. Waxing is best!

  • @13mordeth ohh shit but waxing hurts like .......

  • @pinoypride995 are you serious?

  • Chicks with a stach.  Not soo much!!

  • um as a girl. id laugh my ass off if my boyfriend ever shaved his ass. now if he shaved his armpits, id be more ok with that lol

  • Haha the old school intro. Love it xD

  • LOL...."Cut it off, or wax it, or something" Priceless!!!

  • how can i get an asian girl?