Desultory Chic.

[iguanaught]

Not even lemon cous cous?

[soojb7799]

@NineteenPercent You and only you could have the word "desultory" in the title. I love it. I'm frequently mocked by my friends and peers for my expansive lexicon as well. : )

[Diggy22]

Yay, I read descriptions! Oh, and it sucks that you're allergic to pineapple. I love pineapple, especially blended.

[tonjesml]

you didnt jump

[BambiBethany]

I......do heroine. NAH jk jk LOL

[selimsucram]

I think your crazy,but a nice crazy. We all need a little crazy in our lives.

[slimhitter]

talking to your self is the best therapy u can get any way how u been doing

[theinfamoustravw]

If a grad school accepted me, you'll clearly get in! If you need a fallback school, apply to mine!

[nrgsboi]

You too? AFHV is a super mood booster. Especially crotch shots and wedding reception vids.

[JeanVlogg]

You kinda scared me with that JPmetz moment . I suggest chewing gum or yawning while flying. I am sure I am not the only one who reads descriptions and your eyes do look wierd but cute.

[missbrownsuga444]

Hi darling!

[gtvl77]

im still waiting for some more cold for numbers .....wow everytime i watch one of your vids it makes me wanna pour butter milk all over you and lick it off

[dportis47]

huh??? what did you say??? lol...

[sefalitis]

are you chamorro?

[UCanCallMeGreen]

You're a genius...

[ijitdunn]

Hahaha! Will you concede to lemon meringue pie...in your corona or other drink probably doesn't count (it's more like a garnish in those cases), but, in general, I tend to agree.

[AskYoMommaBoutMe]

Sometimes the best conversations are with yourself....now when you disagree and argue with yourself then there's is a problem lol.

[xmattmac]

Unfortunately, I do this. <.<

[Sammymm]

whoever gets married to you would be one lucky dude.

[justcrystalle]

can you take us on a house tour? i'm interested to see how you decorated your place. . . cuz i'm nosy. sorry.

[soundlyawake]

when you said "lemon" my mouth watered IMMENSELY

[tonja89]

yea i make lemon marinades for chicken when i want to throw it on the grill all the time or stuff a whole chicken mwith onions and lemons nd garlic ...yumm

[RLMadeMyDraws]

i live alone so i talk to my television...

[MrShaneVicious]

ur eyes look lovely

[atiraMMarita]

hahaha! You can fly? :O not once did you mention a plane.. So I'll allow myself to believe you can fly.. that's awesome.

[Oysterbluestoday]

I'm afraid of heights too! And the weirdest thing is I'm afraid of heights in the water. I can't snorkel or scuba because the ocean floor 400 feet below me scares me worse than any roller coaster could.

[atiraMMarita]

oooh... same here..

[GoldenGoddessO9]

@ the lemons foe lemonade thing: agreed!

[Claude81]

as super cute as always

[NightSilk]

"I don't have to explain to you why I talk to myself. Screw you." LMAO

"I'm afraid of heights I wont jump off a bridge." Heroine. lmao. You're funny. :D

how've you been? Ive been watching your videos for a while. I think you're very funny and relateable. I've always found you to have the wittiest stuff to say. Especially the Miley Cyrus cookie? lol.

[TheTube117]

I love your videos always to the funny point and ....you look great!

[itscomplicated011]

short and sweet:)

[NineteenPercent]

@complicated: that's what she said.

[MakeupByCathy]

i always enjoy ur videos girl! i hardly comment but i watch all ur vids!! LOVE EM! lol

[NineteenPercent]

@seoulbrutha: Well, it's the thought that counts.

And thank you ever so much for that very enlightening piece of information.

I thank you.

[drby3]

I can't tell .... are you wearing glasses???? .... and some of the best conversations I have are with myself ....lol and I have to agree with you on the lemon thang .....ciao:~)

[NineteenPercent]

@drby3: Am I wearing glasses? LMAO!!! Do you need some glasses?

lol...no glasses.

And conversations with self can sometimes be more rewarding than conversations with others.

[BlizzZX]

that hearing thing..is EXACTLY what happens to me if i dont put covers over my ears...i feel ur pain...

[NineteenPercent]

@Blizz: covers help? I'll have to try that!

[BlizzZX]

yea get airplane earplugs...one time i went to san francisco...on the plane people are talking to me and I COULDNT HEAR ANYTHING..my head is filled with pressure...i get off the plan the rest of the day I can't hear anything...so yea..mos def get the airplane earplugs..there like puddy..

[snskidtv21]

you always make me smile

[NineteenPercent]

@snskidtv: *SMILE*

[BaldButWigged]

screw you. lol.

[QueenLeilani]

high 5 for ppl who read descriptions! =)

[NineteenPercent]

@Leilani: LoL. High 5, indeed!

[rebirthatthefountain]

what ever happened 2 your losing weight videos?

[NineteenPercent]

@rebirth: I fell off my wagon. :-(

[loserluigi]

omg good luck on getting into grad school! :D I'm sure you will. No bridge needed xD

try to chew gum when you're on the plane again.

omg Pineapple makes man juice taste better.... um... no? too soon?

I'm allergic to cats. no wonder I don't like pussy....um... again, no? too soon?

[NineteenPercent]

@yeison: *clutches pearls* Oh GOD!

I'm not even going to ask about the pineapple juice. Do you just like...have a glass of it sitting near by? Or are you supposed to make him drink it?

LOL.

not too, soon.

[LoliLove7]

Strawberries and peaches :(

[NineteenPercent]

@LoLiLOve: Oh no! I'd be unhappy if I couldn't eat strawberries. I <3 those things!

[LoliLove7]

:( Eat some for me.

..why did you type my name like that? Oh well.

[blackcherrybliss]

Good luck ---> getting into grad. school. I should be saying, Congrats!Because...you got this!

[NineteenPercent]

@blackcherry: Aww. Thank you!!!!!

[SHINIGAMI0900909]

I think I AM the only person who reads descriptions lol

[NineteenPercent]

@Shinigami: You're one of few.

What does your name mean?

[SHINIGAMI0900909]

It means Death God in Japanese, got it from this anime (cartoon) called Bleach which, before youtube became anal and took down copyrighted material, was the only reason I got on here, just to watch that show. So I named this channel after what the show is about, "Death Gods". I know you didn't ask for ALL that, but I didn't want you to think that I thought I was a Death God. YANOM-SAYNG???

[XbirthdayXmassacreX]

yeah i talk to myself too w00t

[NineteenPercent]

@birthday: which automatically makes you cooler than most.

[mickey2398]

i always talk to myself

[NineteenPercent]

@mickey: about anything in particular?

[mickey2398]

mostly just random stuff lol

weird right

[chuckbjj2000]

i love your videos

[NineteenPercent]

@chuck: Thanks!

[productoftha88]

yessss i'm not alone on the self conversation. like sometimes i'll have a thought and i just want to profess the thought out loud even though i've thought it and recognized it as an official good thought...*sigh of relief. :)

[NineteenPercent]

@product: LOL...."i've thought it and recognized it as an official good thought" . Haha....even MORE reason to say it out loud.

[mizann13]

I agree with the whole lemon/lemonade thing.

[NineteenPercent]

@mizann: .....yes, only lemonade ....and NEVER on chicken.

[mizann13]

the put lemons on chicken??

thats just not right. lots of times when I order a glass of water I get a lemon in it. thats disgusting.

[sgormany]

alergic to apples...right here.

[NineteenPercent]

@sgormany: :-(

[DProductionMusic]

lol...i do that tooo

[crakhoBITCH]

i feel the same about the only edible preference of milk is cereal :)

[NineteenPercent]

@crakho: really? Milk goes on all sorts of things. Cookies, cake, hot chocolate.

hm.

Cereal usually makes me sick.

[army2k08]

I read the descriptions my lord. :-)

[blackcherrybliss]

Cool comment, lol!!! :)

[NineteenPercent]

@army: LMAO! Thank you, my child!

[BlueSilence1985]

I'm allergic to Mango...but I love mango. =( I guess it's one of those love hate kinda things. =/ Oh and 5 stars for talking to yourself. LOL

[smiletone]

lmaoo That was so cute! is the losing yoru hearing thing a real think cause that's frightening!!

[NineteenPercent]

@smiletone: yeah, I don't go completely deaf, everything is just VERY muffled and unclear. And irritating!

[bearr7]

onelove baby!

[NineteenPercent]

@bearr: eighteenlove.

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

lol Amber, you should watch my videos and other comedians on youtube. Eff tv! lol I am just kidding. I do not spam.

My skin doesn't like dairy! In fact, I have this painful pimple on my damn chin :(

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

What are you studying Amber if you don't mind sharing? If you do, that is okay too

[faydoha]

I love watching your videos....I get a high from watching your videos so I DON'T have to do heroin ;-p

[NineteenPercent]

@faydoha: lol..

and what does your name mean?

[faydoha]

its made up - a combination of my fav. music group and actress

[lisalavie1]

I love your videos. :)

5*****

[NineteenPercent]

@lisa: Oh, thanks girlie!

[JWiLLfoReaL]

yea talk all you want beautiful, i will listen each time.

[DMBorders]

So you talk to ur self too?

WOW I thought I was the ONLY one!!!

[MissNayNay]

I do it, too.

[ryan50ryan]

"NineteenPercent SkyyJohn DiGiTiLsOuL Vixeniita" is always in the related vids

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[ryan50ryan]

you don't have to explain it because i talk to myself too. doesn't everyone... or maybe just the cool people.

[WillzWatching]

I invite you to talk more. And chew gum during that plane ride.

[babeegurl2k7]

That was so random. Like moments after watching this video, I'm still asking myself, "Where did that come from?". Mission accomplished?

[NineteenPercent]

@babee: lol...Accomplished, indeed!

[stlrider2005]

I talk to myself sometimes too lol

P.S.: lemonade is the shit lol

[NineteenPercent]

@stl: We're damn soulmates!

[stlrider2005]

you damn right, cuz AFV makes me laugh my ass off lol

[LiTTLEMiSSMAE24]

i definitely just watched this 3 times. soooo random but soo funny.

and i would cry if i were you, im in love with pineapple.

[NineteenPercent]

@jojo: Pineapple is the beeeesst. I just try to stick it in my mouth without touching my facial skin....but you, it gets drippy sometimes and then I itch. I eat it anyway though.

[NikoClemente]

Hahahaha i love this video

[NineteenPercent]

@Niko: and because you love this video, I found you. And I now love you. And your accent. And your sparkly background video music. And your black hair.

Hollleerrrr!

[NikoClemente]

Yay mutual love.

*tackles*....in a loving manner.

[IncredibleStan]

damn amber....why are you so incredible? like me... :-)

[NineteenPercent]

@Stan: how about I was just incredibly bored and spliced 2 unrelated pieces of footage together.

lol

[IncredibleStan]

if you can splice together to unrelated videos like that and come out on top then damn.....you really are incredible

[dancesxinxrainx0]

i love your vlogs.:)

i talk to myself sometimes too.;p

you know what's really disturbing though?

when you're in a public bathroom and the person in the stall next to you and talking to themselves and making weird noises.

happened to me the other day.

how are you?

p.s. thanks for making me smile with this vlog!<3:)

[NineteenPercent]

@dances: Glad you smiled. Not glad that someone was talking to themselves in a stall. About WHAT?

[dancesxinxrainx0]

person in other stall:

"ooo....ow...oh that hurts.....oh that's good."

something around those lines.

[TheDeonJackson]

i hate when your thinking and you say things outloud then someone catches you lol.

lemonade is good.

i watch golden girls to cheer me up

[NineteenPercent]

@Deon: haha...Once during surgery I accidentally said out loud to doctor "What the hell do you want?"

He didn't seem to mind, though. He just said "11 blade".

[TheDeonJackson]

lol thats intense.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

I watch collegehumor or derrickcomedy videos when I need cheering up... and I talk to myself too, Amber.

Wow, grad school.... that's gonna be expensive. lol Good luck!!!

[NineteenPercent]

@Joan: Expensive. *exhale* I can't even think about that now....or else I WILL jump off a bride.....or a bridge, which is what I meant to type.

[emilylengriffin]

This is epic.

[NineteenPercent]

@emily: say whhhhaaaa?

[emilylengriffin]

I like your video. lol why does my comment have negative 2 thumbs?

[LiTTLEMiSSMAE24]

now it's just -1.. i gave you a thumbs up :P

[NineteenPercent]

@emily: Idk....I'll give you another thumbs up and then you'll be even!

[emilylengriffin]

lol sweet

[wthNOname]

your ass needs to get back on 19 minus100 or w/e it's called.

dammit.

[NineteenPercent]

@NOname: Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for the motivation. I swear...your words are so touching...and really very inspiring.

Yeah. Not so much.

[toshibaaah]

mean.. :(