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  • It's funny to hear them talking about "their things"...lol

  • whatever your religious beliefs, remember:

    you CAN be a stuffy dickface to people with different beliefs on youtube and still be a good person.

    probably.

  • das ist also gott, der schöpfer..so hab ich ihn mir immer vorgestellt! southpark zeigt nunmal die wahrheit!

  • I hate to ruin the joke, and I'm not religious or anything, and I don't want to justify religion. BUT. In the bible, God made humans off of his own image. So God made humans to look like him.

  • @FrettingCajarot The bible also says that an elderly man, that was well over 100, was able to somehow travel around the world to catch every species of animal on earth(which are in the millions) in a pair and then made a giant ship(MADE OF WOOD) large enough to hold those millions of animals and his family. And he somehow managed to bring enough food to feed millions of animals and all of his family FOR A YEAR O_o!! All the while taking care of over a million animals for a year.

  • @FrettingCajarot That could be in his own intelligence, not body.

  • Cat hippopotamus with a lizard tongue. :D

  • The part that touch my heart in this episode is Stan's ordeal. I really felt bad for him and the ending didn't looked too well either.

  • they turned god into that thing? that is so hardcore.

  • You know that kind of makes sense. I mean, people portray god as the all-business-no-play benevolent being. But c'mon, i mean, if he created all that exist, he had to have a sense of fucking humor. I mean, look at the platypus...what is that even?! What purpose does it have other then for us to laugh at? So if God came back, i think he would come back as something bizarre just because he feels like giving us a huge mind-fuck. Similar to how parents mess with their kids just for the hell of it.

  • @Ulitmadusk Thats kind of what I think too! I mean, most people think of god as being either an elderly deep voiced white man, morgan freeman, or an bright light. I think if god has a sense of humor, then he would come as a duck, or something wierd.

  • @SAOrules Totally a duck. If i were God, i would pull something like that

  • these guys sound like douchebags

  • The internet is serious business.

  • I like how Atheist talk about how Religion is the biggest stupid and a waste of time, when vast majority of them are found in the BIGGEST WASTES OF TIME AND THE STUPIDEST PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD,

    You know what I'm talking about:

    The comment section of Youtube videos

  • @Jbar300 You mad bro

  • @TecnoraciaMexico Agreed. You are right. But I still can't help but wonder what's gotten into Matt and Trey's mind. They've got the weirdest ideas. lol.

  • Out of curiosity, what made them think of this creature as God?

  • @nosubstituteforyou Same question, I thought it was some kind of "Baphomet" idol but maybe not. As we know many cultures have had, through the time, many different gods or deities. So this "god" creature is a mix of animals in a kind of sarcastic or satiric way to represent all the gods of the cultures. At the end, we don't know the true real form of a God. In my conclusion, the possibility of finding God is as equal to not finding God in this Universe.

  • I like the south park god better

  • FAKE .... There is no form of the god of this lie.

  • rod stewart: ooohhhhh pooped em, lol

  • lol cartman says thats some nice ass titties you got there!!!! LOL xD

  • god must not care about south park citizens because he always send them straight to hell. lol

  • hahaha oh my god, the part when god comes down from the sky and the big glowing orb, and that guy in that crowd "Woah!, what is that?" haha his voice is priceless

  • i bet god looks more like that then us

  • I got so pissed at Stan at the end! It made me want to kick a puppy and punch a kitten.

  • midget hippo ahahahha

  • I love the fact they make episodes so quickly that even THEY, the creators, forget what were in some episodes.

  • @ronoc9 You do realize how old these episodes are right? Because im sure you would forget too.

  • Ive been to Steamboat springs too! BEST skiing anywhere

  • Could Atheist stop stalking fucking videos about religion and gods

    Your like trolls!

  • @VongolaAQW223 I know, right? THey have to shove that shit down everyone's throat. It's annoying.

  • @VongolaAQW223 Haha I know, the funniest thing is they make Athiesm look like a religion in itself!! It's so ironic how much they defend it and hate those who don't believe the same way...

  • @1234gnrslash This couldn't be further from the truth to be honest. Maybe in the US they act that way. Americans seem to like pushing their views on each other, whatever those views might be...

  • @1234gnrslash Science is the same way. Math is their word of god, Einstein is their Jesus and the universe magically went "poof" into existence ala Big Bang Theory lol

  • @Denji2006 Einstein was Agnostic and believed in a God

    It's more like the Holy Prophet Richard Dawkins lol

    This might sound ignorant (and probably is), but what the f*ck did that Dawkins do besides make up the word meme and write the Atheist bible (AKA The God Delusion)

  • @Jbar300 Einstein didn't believe in God.

  • @br00t4lbreakdownzfuk He was open to the possibility, and also believed in a higher intelligence.

  • @Denji2006 Science says nothing about whether there is a god or whether there isn't (disproofing something is not doable in the first place).An Atheist doesn't have to rely on science to think that the possibility of a god is extremely low, the arguments in favor of a god or gods are simply insufficient to an atheist, like myself.Give me rational arguments in favor of a god that do not have flawed logic or are based on personal experience and i will change my mind.Simple as that.

  • @VongolaAQW223 Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.

  • @HighPriestofLemuria No I'm not

  • @VongolaAQW223

    Or maybe there's just so many atheists, that they are everywhere ?

    No stalking needed.

  • @VongolaAQW223 can u stop starting holy wars?

  • @harloskate Holy Shit!

  • @VongolaAQW223 Has it ever occurred to you that atheists might enjoy South Park as well?

  • @Mankepanke I know that I was just saying the Atheists are stalking videos about god.

  • @VongolaAQW223 Yes, and I was saying that they might be here, not to stalk videos about god, but because they are (like me) just going through this channel listening to all commentaries. :-)

  • @VongolaAQW223 They're not like trolls, they ARE trolls. lol

  • @VongolaAQW223 Seriously -_- the purpose of these videos is to entertain and make us laugh, yet the trolls decide to start debates.

  • @VongolaAQW223 Err, im athiest and i do not stalk/troll these videos.

  • @DeathlocktheDarkOne Good for you then -_-

  • @VongolaAQW223 Sure, there's just one atheist on the internet who likes to follow YouTube videos and make love to them...

  • @VongolaAQW223 A bit of common sense for you. The interest in discussing religion arises after the video has been seen.

    And how do you fuck a video, anyway?

  • @sinbysin666 That comment was made 6 months ago,Stop replying,

  • @VongolaAQW223 Then delete the comment, if you can't handle responses.

  • @VongolaAQW223 Did it ever occur to you that atheists watch south park, too?

  • Its funny, you cant say anything about God or religon without some fucking athiests trying to assert themselves by saying what's real and what's not....truth is no one cares what you have to say

  • poopdmahpants....

  • "This is where cartman gets his period"

  • this is the kind of fun we had before that god damned war. I was a happy-go-lucky 29 year young lad. I joked about the days before when Rod Stewert wasn't poopie-dookie. Even god had the good humor to show his true self.

  • I'm almost 16 and I still haven't had my first period yet. goddamnit

  • This was offensive to me, but it was hard for me not to laugh, when I was watching it on telly...

  • wow i've got boobs

  • god: "yaaaay look upon me and know me"

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  • love the way they take the piss out of religion

  • @Hsmgirl97 when they say he created man in his own image it was (in my own personal opinion) in the sense that he created man with a conscience and the ability to reason. ppl seem to automatically assume that when it is said that man was created in gods image man held a physical likeness to god and not a mental or emotional likeness to it. that isn't necessarily right and i personally am not christian or catholic or w/e but that's just my opinion on the texts in the bible saying that about man.

  • "I'm not bleeding out my ass!"

  • is god a man? cuz in the old testament it says that he created man? this is something i don't get...

  • @Hsmgirl97 it also says he created man in his own image and likeness :) though in case, god must be kinda weak and half-assed... cuz we are...

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  • Steamboat springs is awesome

  • South park should do a depiction of Allah, The Islamic God.

    That would be quiet funny :)

  • @MultiBrados

    Allah = God. They're one and the same. The God depicted in this episode is the God for every monotheitic religion. Allah is just their word for God, it is a literal translation.

  • @MultiBrados Allah and God are the same person... or... thing

  • @MultiBrados Allah and God are the same person... or... thing

  • a kitty hippo

  • 1:37 - 1:42.. LMFAO... take any shape he wants just to f**k with your head!!

  • so THAT'S what God looks like....

  • What I don't get is why you can't show Mohammed but people say they have those beards because Mohammed had one..

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  • @tigerdanceproduct episode 200/201

  • LOL god to stan:you cant get your period thats only for girls, your a man with tities

  • @shibainulover9000 Lol, dude thats my favorite part, the way god says it is just fucking genius!

  • @xXKushkinXx lol me too

  • They can portray the Christian God in such a way without any problems. But Jesus if they try to show Mohammed, the Muslims are outraged... Is someone there who doesn't see that Muslims probably are... Yeah, how shall I say?

  • @HerrWagnerfreund, Just because no one freaked out over that description of god in south park dosent mean that Christans are more lax and muslims are more hostile. Sure Muslims did get offensive when they drew that Mohammed thing, but think about it. Remember that episode about the catholic church,do you remember how Christans/Catholics almost started WW3 about that.

  • Did they? Did they burn American flags? Did they threaten the lifes of Stone and Parker? Did they even demonstrate on the streets violantly? Did they?

  • @HerrWagnerfreund, i dont know about threatening but they didnt burn american flags or protest VIOLENTLY in the streets BUT they did protest the show, wanted the episode removed, called for a boycott of south park, etc. Now they may not have had the reaction of the muslim's but listen to this: ALL Religions have crazy followers! Muslims, Jews, Christans, anybody. And honestly this episode was made when everybody was probably to busy partying to notice.

  • this is amazingly funny is god in the show again?

  • @supremeson100 episodes do the handicapped go to hell?/probably

  • What the crap you guys, it's a fucking show. What the fuck is with the religious disscussion?

  • @DXSXDXSXD Me too, hoping for the best. But I think its going to get even worse. Matt and Trey are now multi millionaires, they work for 14 weeks per year. Theyre not the same guys who made the seasons 1-9.

  • @DXSXDXSXD me too. but its not that good after season 10 or 11. i mean there are really funny stuff but i like the episodes before that really are funny, everyone of them.

  • "Out of all the ridiculous religion stories -- which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous -- the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe and it's expanding and it's all going to collapse on itself and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz. That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever," he says. "So I think we have a big atheism show coming." - Trey Parker

  • How tragic that January 1, 2000 had nothing to do with the millennium - said event taking place one year later.

    The incompetence apparently spreads to both FOX Network (no surprise there) as well as Matt and Trey who should know better).

  • I can't figure out which one is Trey and which one is Matt :X

  • @MsWatching8 Trey's always the one that talks the most. Mic whore XD

  • @myowndeareyes haha true :)

  • wow... i cried when i saw this episode for the first time... loved it!

  • @naweed Everybody knows about death. Doesn't matter how you look at life, everybody knows it's a part of it. Even if you lived by yourself out in the wilderness you're still surrounded by death. That's a pathetic reason to think you're better than others. Ever think of the possibility some people just don't let death get in the way of living the way they want? THINK!

  • @Sephin23 I never said i was better than others, but yes i am better than all those who appreciate this junk & the whole idea of it.

    Talking of living the way one wants, thats never possible as everything is never in ones hands. u have to abide to rules (Our life is like a tunnel where everything is already there preplaned, we just go through it) Is it right to rob if you please or live in a certain way while killing others for the sake of your mere pleasure, i dont THINK so.

  • @navveed You're not better than anyone, period. You live the way you want, others live the way they want. Thinking you have life figured out for everybody is just plain ignorant. We're not talking about robbing or killing idiot. We're talking about a cartoon someone made and is entertaining for us. Stop trying to bring in other factors to make yourself feel better. Don't like it? Then don't watch it. Simple as that. You don't determine what others enjoy. We can THINK for ourselves.

  • @Sephin23 If thats the way of your life, then i pity you because you are the idiot who is blind to see beyond your small perfect world. For your info i've stopped watching this program since i saw this rubbish act.

    For once THINK what are you arguing about here.

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  • @navveed You are selfish and ignorant.

    Live a life were you hurt as less as possible... and OFFEND as less as possible, and fuck womens the most as possible.

    I guess you are a believer... and be careful, with an EGO like that you will be facing the pits of fire pretty soon...

    Fuck Jesus.

  • @Kuti210 you're bang out of order. Seek help...

  • "poopedmypants"

  • how much fun did they have drawing up that image of god. its beautiful

  • That is just absurd, and that THING looks like a devil, and who ever likes it, hope this shit fucks then all in hell, but wait, you dont believe in hell. Just you wait, all will be clear, just the way you dont believe in death and then you sleep not knowing (like death) and then you wake up not knowing so will be one day you wake up from death and see it for real.

  • @TheLastStand001 I just meant, one should not play with faith, its pure, leave it as it is. I believe in the existance of GOD and to me this whole thing was nonsense, just cant undersatnd why people like it so much, have we fallen that much.

  • @Nimcop how old are you seriously?

  • @legoindyshortround old enough to know whats right and wrong, and thats wrong, extremely unacceptable. I see myself going towards death unlike many thinking as if there is no death at all. Live a life with the existance of death, it makes it worth living and gives a meaning to life, THINK!

  • @navveed clearly your not old enough

  • @Nimcop have you seen god? my point exactly

  • @skarballs You and your whole life is pointless, so whats the POINT discussing it.

  • @Nimcop wow telling a kid there whole life is pointless good for you isn,t god happy with you yeah your life is so full of purpose being mean to people that have different opinions or trolling on the internet telling people there life is without purpose good for you! fuck off!

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  • all religion is gay! stop bitching!

  • @1blondietuco1 does the world really even need it it's a waste of time, to me at least

  • @98TheJoker98 no the world doesnt need religion...just weak minded people need it..its all a lie anyway.

  • @1blondietuco1 i thought i was the only one who thought so

  • @98TheJoker98 well your not :)

  • @1blondietuco1 AWESOME lol

  • @1blondietuco1 Weak minded was a good way to put it.

    People who are just so desperate to try and explain things they don't understand...

    They look for answers in all of the wrong places.

    Then they start believing in magical spaghetti monsters.

    People with the intelligence to think freely - usually are not religious.

    Intelligence and religious belief are not compatible.

  • @tjbayliss Yes, because einstein didnt believe in god (sarcasm). Intelligence has got nothing to do with religious affiliation it's all based on ones perceptions or beliefs. Some one can be intelligent and believe in god or be an atheist and be intelligent or you can be an idiot who believes in god or an atheist who's in idiot.

  • @XXGDUBSXX Einstein did not believe in God.

    Religious people keep trying to pull that card, because they haven't been taught to read properly.

  • @tjbayliss "I'm absolutely not an atheist. I don't think I can call myself a pantheist. The problem involved is too vast for our limited minds. We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many languages. The child knows someone must have written those books. It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written." - Albert Einstein

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  • @XXGDUBSXX There is space for something we don't understand prior to The Big Bang / Big Splat

    But there is no space for an entity after that.

    Everything we see around us today, is the way it is because of the laws of physics.

    But how those laws of physics came into being is the only question nobody can answer.

    Yet.

    I am agnostic. Got no problem with the idea of a God, as long as it's not a stupid made-up human God.

  • @tjbayliss Your allowed to believe whatever you wish, I simply dislike sweeping negative generalizations.

    "Yet." I think life would be boring if we knew everything. Or truly "knew" anything.

  • @XXGDUBSXX Well part of the journey is the searching and learning.

    But why bother searching for the real answers, if so many people have already made up their mind with absolutely no good proof to back up their beliefs.

    These days we're stuck on a planet where over 50% of the people have almost no interest in searching for the real answers. They are happy with their wrong ones.

    There may be a God, but if there is, its influence on reality was before The Big Bang / Big Splat. Not after.

  • @1blondietuco1 Based on what?

  • OMG, stop fighting about religion. No one can back up their opinions. Religion is purely subjective. We ALL will know the answer when we die, so why waste time arguing about it while you're alive? And if you ask me, all kinds of people are assholes, no matter what their religion is.

    South Park is awesome, btw :)

  • you can not have a period because you are a boy....with titties

  • @DXSXDXSXD Looool your bible. ok don't get possessed its a funny show but face reality. There is only one bible that speaks the truth

  • Chef's song about the menstrual cycle is fucking hilarious.

  • if there is a god, I really REALLY hope it looks like that.

  • @Ca2roline WHY :)

  • you realize that matt and trey laugh as hard if not harder at atheists then they do at theists. I believe their quote was "a lot of religions and faiths are funny to us but the funniest one and the dumbest one to us is the one that says theres nothing after we die and we are all just here for no reason."

  • @scattershot1 what bullshit

  • @scattershot1 BULLSHIT

  • @briancampise My problem with atheists is that they push anti-religion just as much as people who push god on people. The only difference is that the religious come from a place of compassion, where as atheists come from a place of condescension and anger. Both sides can suck a dick. Just let people live how they want and mind your own business.

  • @peerpressure1999 im not forcing my beliefs on anyone, what ever helps you get through the day is alright with me. but saying false claims although trey and matt think that the idea of an athiest is ridiculous makes me angry. your assuming this just to make you feel better about your own religion

  • @peerpressure1999 Religion comes from compassion and atheism comes from anger? Are you fucking high? Have you read the bible or the quaran? 1. atheists don't push atheism on people, when is the last time an atheist knocked on your door? 2. The reason atheists are angry sometimes is religion causes dumb laws which piss us off and religion gets people killed ALL THE TIME. We want that shit to stop.

  • @CENSOREDFORSEX I haven't read the bible, but I went to catholic school for Grade/High, so I know a little about it. The message of Jesus was PURE LOVE, there was absolutely no hatred in it whatsoever. Its not my fault that people twist that shit around for their own, evil intentions. From what I've seen, the Quran is a different story, but I won't get into that. And yes, atheists always cry because God is in the pledge of allegiance or on the dollar bill.

  • @peerpressure1999 Jesus was not pure love, ever hear about him cursing the fig tree? And saying atheists "cry" about the shit you mentioned, we just say we want it gone because it is not necessary and this is a secular country. And earlier you said atheists push their beliefs as much a religous people push theres. That is just not true. How many tv channels do you have about christianity? How many about atheism?

  • @CENSOREDFORSEX Haha, that's such a stupid comment. His message and life were all about love. He was human, everyone gets mad sometimes. And I don't know why you guys don't have any TV channels. I'm assuming its because the ratings would be terrible due to a lack of audience because I guarantee if there was money to be made, someone would be doing it. 

  • @CENSOREDFORSEX You say that people fight over religion. However, you neglect to mention the catholic church is the largest educator, provider of health care, food, clothes, etc. on Earth. The fact is that the people who TRULY follow the church's teachings help more people than anyone else on the planet.

  • @peerpressure1999 Some of that stuff maybe true, but Catholicism is inherently evil. Go hide some more priests from raping little boys.

  • @peerpressure1999 not all, I am an atheist, but I don't advertise it, but the Christians always flaunt their religion, with jesus fishes on their cars, or jesus bumper stickers, or crosses hanging from their rear view mirror, I could care less, if it makes them happy, fine, but don't try to force me to believe it, and keep your religion to yourself.

  • @scattershot1 Fuck you Poo c

  • their portrayal of god was comedy gold

  • @sowutifmahsnsux

    It absolutely was. I've always loved their modern perception portrayal of Jesus, the pacifist being a wimp by today's societal standards, but when I saw God that was beyond gravy.

  • Think of it this way. If there is no heaven then there is no hell. If there was a hell then most of the worlds population would be going there.

  • @MrUkstriker Haven't you seen the movie? When Kenny dies he first goes to heaven and it says "population: 16,463" (Or something like that I dont remember) and then he gets thrown down to hell and it says "population: 484,879,243".

  • I just read all the comments on this page... My God people need to figure out how to treat each other......

    Let people believe what they want to believe. There's NOTHING wrong with finding what little spirituality there is on Earth. Sometimes it's all a person has. Leave them be, don't be judgemental, otherwise you're just being a closeminded jackass.

  • I love their version of God. So priceless. When I first saw this episode my side hurt from laughing so hard. Along with Cartman on his period...... hahaha

  • @DXSXDXSXD tell me about it ^^

  • bill hicks, tool, south park, and me is my "bible".

  • bill maher is cool too!

  • Cool episode!

  • no is against u, but no one likes having other shit shoved down their throught so let people believe what the fuck they want its ther believes and ther fucking probling. dont be a dick and let people believe what tha fuck they want!!!!! shit seriosly

  • um, yea, here is the thing, matt and trey are not atheist. Also as an atheist I do respect other peoples faith as long as they dont put it into my face and try to make me live by it. And if you cant see that is what goes on all the time. Also "naizis" all had faith in god, you may want to look at a history book

  • @thetruthaboutstuff Actually, Matt's an atheist. Although honestly, I think they both flip back and forth on that because they're humans.