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  • i think i saw a horse hair!!!!!!! :/ hahahaha

  • I love this video lol you know if Gimili turns it down it cannot be good

  • He was just trying to discourage her.

  • *clicks on video*

    Hmm, looks Awesome, but the quality sucks.

    *clicks on quality options*

    --> "240p"

    Reaction: "Fuck."

  • @ChoskarChulian *Scrolls down to see the comments*

    hmmm, looks ordinary, no thumbs up whores yet, but...

    *sees Chokablablah's comment*

    Reaction: *NOBODY GIVE A SHIT*

  • this made me laugh so hard

  • turkish sub? THATS MAH BOYH

  • Long live the NUMENOR!

  • Eowyn: Please eat :)

    Aragorn: *FML*

  • 87. Not surprising. Dunedain. Numenorian. Legendary.

  • Wow. Really? I never thought.

  • haha i hope i still look that young when im 87!

  • My mind.... Is fucking blown....

  • Aragorn is a real gentelman.

  • Aragorn definitely considered this whole extended life stuff after that first spoon of "stew" xD

  • "I'm sorry, please, eat!"

    Aragorn: oh yup, yeah, sure thing. Just a moment ---

    But in all seriousness, agreed with MrMinhoca42. I hadn't a clue that Aragorn wasn't a human, or at least was slightly different, I really haven't any idea what those names mean, I need to read those books ^^; I want to know more and more every day. I can't wait to borrow that Extended Edition DVD boxset from my uncle >D

  • @Kaegri if you really want to learn a lot about it read the Silmarillion. It's a long and painful read but if you can get through it so much about the history behind the LOTR is explained. Again if you're not used to reading old flowery language it might be tough, but definitely worth it if you're interested

  • @Kaegri actually silmarilion is difficult the first time after that it becames really good.but if you want to know stuff specifficly about the lotr read the books for each movie

  • oh my f*cking god! this video told me that i HAVE to read the books

  • @MrMinhoca42 DO EET!

  • You know your stew is bad when a Dwarf refuses it.

  • @Ilovecaptainjack224 what are you talking about. Dwarfs are the finest gourmans in Middle-Earth. Salted pork = WIN!

  • 1:26 - 1:31 makes me so damn happy ^^

  • sucks that the kingdom got destroyed

  • Eowyn just gave Rohan cuisine a bad name...

  • Gimli wants that arse.

  • @Karateworm HUH

  • Enter Text here....no words need to be said.

  • That stew looks like some kind of soup

  • hey man eat the stuff, hot food is better then provisions they brought with them

  • whaaaaaat??? aragorn 87 o.O

  • I don't know....I'm rather glad this was cut. For some reason this feels like a joke, like it's being hammed up. I think this would have made the rest of the movie off somehow, rather than added to it.

  • @SilverGryffyn dude, they are digging out people/orcs from far beneath the ground and this is what is bugging you?

  • I hate it, why they cut this scene, Aragorn is a god to my eyes now (he always was but still this makes him even more special)

  • 1:20 - that is what happens when you move the kitchen outside (Y)

  • 1:25

  • it doesnt look that bad

  • holy crap hes 87!

  • How dare they cut this out. -_- Everyone thought he was just an ordinary man.

  • I think Aragorn's life expectancy was severely reduced after that first spoonful.

  • They should have just thrown the ring into the stew.

  • @rencrow Epic! :D :D :D

  • 87? Damn this puts my whole Aragorn crush into perspective

  • @MachineintheSky Keep your crush. :) He's not an ordinary Man, you see.

  • 0:27 With a beautiful face like that....I'd eat the whole damn kettle's worth of stew lol

  • @ModernNorseman Well he loves Arwen so yeah :)

  • @69southpole I suppose that Eowyn seems like a child to Aragorn.....but Aragorn must seem like a child to Arwen because she was already over 2700 years old when she met him....

  • @ModernNorseman True but i really prefer Arwen and Aragorn together. When i first watched this movie i was so pissed at Eowyn because i didnt want Aragorn to leave Arwen for her. I think Eowyn looks good with Faramir

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  • DAMN ARAGORN!!!

  • So aragorns both of Gondor decent as well as northern?

  • @TheShakeyhands Yeah. The last King of Arnor (or Fornost, anyway), Arvedui, married the daughter of the 3rd to last king of Gondor, so their child, Aranarth, the first chieftain of the Dunedain (Aragorn was the 16th), was thus a descendant of both Isildur and Anarion.

  • @TheShakeyhands aragon's people come from the kingdom of arnor but that got destroyed

  • Poor Faramir.....

  • Sheeesh, Can't a King get a Big Mac?...maybe a White Castle even? double Whopper with cheese anyone?

    Sincerely, your King,

    Aragorn...lol

  • Lol that goop probably took some years off his life

  • Poor Faramir. He'll have to endure many years of that stew.

  • @SolarSkittles Im pretty sure they have better food in a castle... (They were on a journey to Helm's Deep then)

  • @SolarSkittles poor guy i feel sorry for him

  • @SolarSkittles but it's all made up for in the bedroom 

  • @SolarSkittles Naaaah, in Ithilien they most likely have cooks, so no need to worry for his well-being. Worst case, he can do it himself, life as a ranger taught him lots of things most likely.

  • so aragon is not completely human??

  • @gearz077 : No, Aragorn is not completely human. He was descended by many generations from the first King of Numenor, Elros, brother of Elrond. In the generations preceding their birth, there were several intermarriages between men and elves. So they were known as half-elven, and were given the choice to be immortal like elves, or mortal like men. Elros chose a mortal life, though he and his descendants were still granted long lives.  Elrond chose to remain immortal elf-kind.

  • @drdaveoldguy doesnt that mean that aragon and arwin being together is like incest?

  • @gearz077 : It's not as bad as it sounds. Elrond and Elros had both human and elven forbears, and so were given the choice of being immortal elf or mortal human. Elrond chose the immortal life, but Elros the mortal ... and by doing so imposed a mortal (albeit lengthy) life on all his descendents. At the time of LOTR, Elrond was about 6500 years old so there were many generations between Elros and Aragorn. Aragorn and Arwen are first cousins a few dozen times removed.

  • @gearz077 that's what I thought as well

  • @gearz077 nope part human,maiar,elf 

  • I dont remember this in my lotro CD

  • i dont remeber in the book him sayin he was 87?? which book was it??

    the look on hid face when he ate the soup: give me orcs and morder any day, jus take this soup away from me!!!

  • @TheSilver19991 : I don't remember him saying this to her in the LOTR books, but I might be wrong. Regardless, if you look at the chronology given in the appendices at the end of "Return of the King," you'll find that it is entirely accurate. Aragorn was born in T.A. 2931, ten years before the events of "The Hobbit" and 87 years before his involvement in LOTR in T.A.3018.

  • makes me wish i had a copy of the extended edition :) to think that Aragorn is 87. i am going to ask my sister about this -_- it cannot be true can it???

  • If he keeps eating her cooking hes going to die in a few years early!

  • Aragorn didn't want a woman who didn't know how to cook.

  • no wonder he falls off his horse

  • She's so awkward

  • Most brave scene of Aragonr in the whole movie

  • Eat orc soup. Don't age.

  • Eowyn: But there are a few of yous left

    Aragon (gets food poison)

  • That cooking is gunna kill him real quick...

  • look, dont take this the wrong way, but your cooking is shit, you look like a startled rabbit, you ask too many questions and there is no way on this middle earth, that i'm gonna sleep with you, my boots are older than you, now go away, because i burnt my hands on this slop of a stew that you made me eat, that reminds me of the last time i vomited, which i hasten to add was more artistically arranged than this crap. Now go tell your uncle, to mind his elders and not to talk about me any more.

  • She get friendzoned :DDDDD

  • @deshxbm more like childzoned... D:

  • Well Eowin is charming but if i ever mary her she will have to stay away from the kitchen!

  • @1in1universe Dude that's a complete paradox! Where else would you put a woman?

  • @Eleriam *cough* *cough* bed *cough* :D

  • 2:00 she's thinkin' : O.O he must have huge dick, i hope he likes my stew and its eat . theeen we will have some fun.

  • Gandalf came to Middle Earth well into the 3rd Age of the Sun after the return of the Shadow. So he'd be pretty old but much younger then some of the Elves such as Elrond, Cirdan or above all Galadriel

  • @graypj his body is younger, yes, but not his spirit. Gandalf is a Maia and therefore a halfgod, so indirectly he is old as hell.

  • The makers of LOTR should all be kicked in the dickhole from leaving this out of the theatrical version! It explains so much, 8 years of confusing gone in 2 minutes 35 seconds :/

  • @ThatHomelessGuy93 did it ever occur to you in all that time to just buy the extended editions?

    ...could've saved yourself a good 7 1/2 years of "confusion".

  • @Iluvatar170  much better thank u

  • i love how at the end she says 'please eat' and stands watching to make sure he consumes the rest of her "good" stew

  • awesome lmao

  • 1:02

    =O =I =/ =S "it's good" =/

  • Aragorn: Blessed with long life, you say? Well, perhaps I was, but after eating your stew, I'm not sure that's true any longer.

  • Aragorn: you have my sword...

    Legolas: and you have my bow..

    Gimli: AND MY AXE!!

    Eowyn: ooohh! and my stew :D

  • HOLY CRAP! i luv an old man!!!!!!!!!

  • Gimli is 139, Legolas is much older and Gandalf was born in the first era (a few thousand years ago)

    what od you think of Aragorn now?

  • @Iluvatar170 i think your wrong about gandalf. in the two towers he said: for 300 years of men i wandered this earth and now i have no time. but still your right.

    Frodo is 50 btw :)

  • @legendarygunslinger

    no gandalf said he lived 300 LIVES of men, not years. so lluvatar170 could be right.

  • @legendarygunslinger

    No, I'm pretty sure Gandalf is several thousand years old.

    He is one of the Ainur, who had been there before Arda was made, so​before the first era.

    I have this from the Silmarillion by the way

  • @Iluvatar170 you could be right, maybe they say something wrong in the movie or i heard it wrong.

  • aragorn:looks like ork meat is back on the menu

  • Eowyn: I'm sorry. Please, eat!

    Aragorn: If you're really sorry, you won't make me eat this.

  • oh i love aragorn. his face lmao

  • isn't aragon a ranger trained to live harsh and survive on whatever food is around he must have seen so much shitin his life in terms of battle and war, and eaten so many different things and anything to keep himself alive and even withstand the harshest environments and he couldn't stomach that stew, god she must be one hell of a bad cook lol

  • 87 years and his own pee, is better than that stew.

  • lol is it me or Aragorn like "shit shes watching me now i can't throw way stew!!" at the end plus i guess he prob needed a smoke to forget its taste XD

  • @SaiyanPride878 Maybe that soup is what made Theoden look like an old man instead of Saruman possessing him.

  • I love how when she says "Please, eat!" near the end.

    Aragorn's face cracks me up. "K, I'll try . . ."

    Eowyn: "What was that?"

    Aragorn: "Nothing! Soup's great!" *Stuffs it down and stiffles vomit*

  • Eowyn's Stew used to be tasty, but then it took an arrow in the knee.

  • Eowyn: 87?

    Aragorn: Yep, so you better look for someone younger....

    Eowyn: ........

    Eowyn: At least your penis is not 87 years old right?

    Aragorn: *spraying food all over*

    Yep, I use a dick joke, problem gentlemen?

  • am i the only person who think arwen is the most annoying character in the films?

  • @XxTheWiseManxX Not annoying, but clingy kinda

  • Poor Eowyn...poor Gimli...poor Aragorn...poor everyone who has to put up with crappy soup!

  • the dude was blessed with long life and she's trying to kill him with soup.... evil b*tch...lol..

  • i like hoe he struggled to say "its good...."

    poor aragon it must of been ehhh not the best and he was to gentlemanly to say its terrible or not very good lol

  • no its the evening star that allowed his prolonging of life. thats why as arowyn is leaving she sees a vision of a possible future in which her son now carries the evening star necklace granting him long life(immortality) which leads to Elrond explaining that Aragon will still die cause he will no longer pose the necklace. and DAMN 87 HOLY SHYT!!!!!

  • @GRANDTOURBUSTA no actually 

  • @GRANDTOURBUSTA thats ballshit. he lives so long because he has elvish blood in him (not 2 mention of the miar) and he's from the line of elros (1st king of numenor) who is the brother of elrond. elros choose to become a mortal man were elrond chose to be an elf. they were given the choice by the valar because there were half man half elf and one could chose which race to belong (if u were born of an elf that is). Those who chose men I.E "mortality" had much longer lives as did there decendednts

  • What the hell is that shit?

  • 1:29 AWKWARDDDDD

  • I can't believe Aragorn's 87! He doesn't look like 87!!!!

  • @MyFlame1000 he is one of the Dunedain. It was a race of men that lived for up to 300 years at one point. They were close with elves and could all speak elvish.

  • @mikedpalmer elros lived to 500 odd....though that could be cause he was born an elf "tecniclly" :L

  • i got top trumps and it says hes 87. lol in the real world he should be in a care home not weilding a sword

  • aragorn: 87

    Eowyn: O.O

    Aragorn: thats right, i'm to old for you, go somewere else now.

    Eowyn: But i like older men :D

    Aragorn: :/

  • @Mordrenze Unfortunately for her, Aragorn likes older women. :P

  • @Mordrenze

    LOL your too funny

  • @Mordrenze :D:D:D:D

  • that stew looked like orc guts

  • you know your cooking is bad when Gimli refuses it

  • @monkey3782 best comment ever x)

  • she's not much of a cook then...maybe she's a breeder

  • This is one woman you don't want to put in the kitchen, I don't want to imagine how bad that stew taste if not even Aargorn can stand it.

  • im 90 and i watch porn

  • @t100base

    That was a necesarry piece of information... Are you sure you're quite sane?

  • she HAS to stand there while he eats and burns his hand. haha

  • Helllo Hottie Mc-Gorgeous Pants!!! Your old but your still good looking

    **Aragorn you are the 87 year old i will EVER say that about...**

  • Omw love these comments but the real reason she can't cook is cause 1. She's been trained/training herself to be a worrior. 2. She has a cook to do this normal. 3. She's watching him eat it cause she wants to see if he likes it :) haha love this scene'

  • I hope Faramir likes soup :/

  • I love Aragorn.

  • hes that old but runs faster than legolas holy shit wtf

  • @yoruochifan357 but legolas is like 2973 years old

  • @LimesNorrlandicus

    lol thanks for correcting me i havnt read the book since high skool but thanks atleast u gave out a proper statement

  • Abridged version: DUDES' OLD.

  • thats one woman who 'is' shit in the kitchen . . . , but i would'nt say that to her face though XD

  • I hope I look as badass as he does when I reach his age

  • Aragorn is fucking badass!

  • those who had lord of the rings top trumps knew this fucking years ago lol

  • @ostime14 LOL i had those haha

  • 1:11 His look is best of all!!!! "oh, food! mhhhh-uaahh! What the fuck is that? okay, try to act as if you liked it..."

  • if gimli is saying no for a food this food would be shit

  • 0:59 orcblood

  • Food is unedible >>

    

  • omg i finally get to know his age :D

  • Aragorn takes the stew. Then sees this wite thing in it. Thinks "what the f is this shit???" eats it. Thinks"bitch is trying to poison me" RAGE FACE!!!

  • Eighty fucking seven!!!!! Who'd a thought

  • aragorn is 87 years old!?!?!?!?!?

  • @am3ri3s Well, he or the other rangers are not ordinary men. They have a maia ancestor and a few elves on their family tree. But they couldn't fit that information in the movie, except here, for a glimpse. ;)

  • @Elainiwen ah~!! that makes more sense now :D now i gotta read those books seriously XD

  • 0:59 Orc stew! No wonder it tasted vile.

  • hahaa even gimli turned it down haha

  • She's just looking at him eating....CREEPY

  • You know if Gimli rejects your food you fucking suck at cooking.

  • 3 things:

    1. Miranda Otto's quite pretty

    2. you know you shouldn't eat it if Gimli refuses lol

    3. when viggo mortensen's really 87 he'd probably look just as good :)

  • And yes, that makes Aragorn and Arwen related.

  • When gimli turns down food you know that its something you want to avoid!

  • Everyone in this comment section is like "Poor Aragorn..." Did anyone think of Faramir? That poor guy has to live with this for the rest of his life... XD

  • @Heowa THIS.

  • @Heowa LOL TOTALLY!!

  • Muahahhaha Aragorn's face when he taste Eowyn's food!!! Priceless!! =)

    Aragorn: 'Hmm---it's good...'

    Eowyn: 'Good!'

    and then Aragorn tries to hide it and then Eowyn turnes back and Aragorn are like 'Damn it's HOT!' HAHAHHAHAH =))))

  • 1:31 Fuck its hot.

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  • Aragorn: Yeah i lived 87 years already...but I think i just lost another 87 by eating this crap...