Rammstein - Cookie (PUSSY Parody)

[Mr228inkognito]

Sexy kittens xD

[kwhuce4y]

lol the german is great

[supertimmoh]

dude what is this??

[shikamarunaraa]

stupid teeth, omg

[mw3godify]

This is lik my theme song

[MrSaul389]

ey puto sabias que esa parodia de mierda arruinq a ra mmstein el peor vodeo

[cama1112]

Brilliant xD

[MrCoopstar11]

I refuse to watch this because his teeth fucking disgust me.

[AGirlAndHerDreams]

I don't usually comment on video's.. But i'll make an exception - LMAO!!! I laughed so hard at this. I'm going to see Rammstein next month. They better play this song.

[666weso]

Rammstein could learn a thing or twenty off these guys

[Avog0dro]

@markpriss supply the calories they need for this new way quickly all rations of food are done away with no one tending the crops. People are forced into a foraging lifestyle take food from the trees to survive. Eventually devolving to be simple tree dwellers again. This is way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a whisper. Happy 2012

[Avog0dro]

@markpriss flips set to the beat of parodies. This constant onslaught of tasteless music and the continual effect of spinning to drown out the music due to their own frustration will result in inconsistent blood flow. To compensate to the new stresses of this demanding new lifestyle, people develop a shrew like metabolism. With no time to do anything other than swing to the parody chips planted in their brains that allow better synchronization with their moves in their routines and eating to

[Avog0dro]

@markpriss then someone will parody this parody, which will of course lead to inevitable other parody. Then parody collaborations will form in a desperate attempt for unique performance which in themselves are simply parodies. So music will descend into mediocre one liners and poop jokes. True artists will abandon the business, becoming radio gymnasts. The simple, masses will of course follow their heroes and take up the sport as well resulting in a constant, ceaseless procession of synchronized

[0XxFallen0AngelxX0]

Who else was sort of singing the ORIGINAL Lyrics in their heads..?

[dianaBroscuta]

Seriously dude !?

WTF!?

[SpikeValantine88]

I'm german and i didn't understand shit.

anyways nice biohazard-guitar.

[BERNTRR]

obvlious the name nibbles is spelled NABARLAIN in german...

[KingdomHearts499]

what happened to my top comment :(

[FireViper13]

@KingdomHearts499 you didn't know ...they magically dissapear when they're not funny anymore.

[TheMetalSgt]

This isn't funny, this isn't necessary, this is just retarded.

[herbert1234567891011]

Wrong translation is terrible wrong, you bastard!

[dhannyboo]

wheres flake?!?

[alejita5016]

hahahahaha que video mas raro, pero esta bacano

[destajadorsevenx7]

1:02 james root slipknot?

[VocalDomain]

Not the first Rammstein parody in Youtube, sorry, Kristofer Dahl already did it first with "Mittwoch".

[littlestpope]

It's a great parody, dumbass

[Adinaky]

you know what?.......F*CK YOU!!!!! This parody is worse than your teeth !!!

[heavy666varg]

jebane na wzajem

w kakao czarnuchy

[heavy666varg]

fuck the us niggas 

[littlestpope]

Bit chubby!!! Easy to understand German, why you can't understand?

[MrFrisMich]

lol wat language he sings?

[TraubensaftDirekt]

@MrFrisMich he trys to sing german, but its very very hard to understand

[MrFrisMich]

@TraubensaftDirekt i speak german but i no understand lol

[mrfishgun]

Oh wow, this was fucking funny. Well done!

[SuperLojacs]

Funniest. Video. EVER. I had major lols

[Mauras123]

232 haters were eatten...

[mrfishgun]

@Mauras123 They didn't have pizza *or* a cookie

[ThisIsHendrix]

Rammstein is my favorite band of all time, but I have to admit, "Pussy" is not one of their best songs. That's probably one of the reasons why I found this funny. Everyone who didn't think it was even a little funny is dead inside! Specially if you didn't laugh at "You have a cookie, I have a pizza" that shit was awesome.

[harku123]

Hah hah hah... That is kinda funny actually...!

[BioHazardDoom]

I'm, a Rammstein fan, and I find it funny. :)

[ValentinoVitez]

lame, unoriginal, uncreative, stupid, moronic, weird, not funny, pathetic

I'mn not even angry, it's so stupid that it can't even make me angry

[thefamousDrFeelgood]

he used google translater...

anders kann man sich des net erklärn!

[XxdedreaxX]

langweilig....



[grizzification13]

dude, if you dont like rammstein then say it, you dont have to make a video trying to act like them, it just makes you look like a dumbass

[nickrohn93]

@grizzification13 You're sort of slow.

[FireViper13]

@grizzification13  this is parody, chill

[pablerolero123]

jajajaja enseiro este chavo no se si sea efecto de comptuadora o algo parecido pero si no lo es tiene una voz bastante parecida ( soy muy fanatico del metal y noe scucho de otro tipo y la verdad no lo veo ofensivo sino gracioso)

[SpitzerJeno]

So lame...

[Ohnedich]

shit

[MissIndustrialMetal]

ППЦ...

[knetkopf99]

@kevinistcool1 👍👍👍👍👍 Rammstein sind die besten(und KoRn und Marilyn Manson)

[knetkopf99]

@daveyboyz

Fuck you (fick dich)Du bist eine Schande für Rammstein 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👊👊👊👊👊👊😡😡😡😡😡 you are(du bist)💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[hofnarf]

Another proof that google translator fails. :D

[knetkopf99]

So ein scheiss

[DerResu]

haha rammstein would laugh their asses off! for sure!

[LKondres]

that pizza looks dry

[WhyAngelsCry]

I love it :) . Better clip

[Feloscopisch]

WT heck! But this is funny, so i don't see why people have to complain. Btw, what country are you from?

[iBimProduction]

u made me hungry bro :(

[AbbeyXSenpai]

I have a taco.. Nice video btw

Greetings from Mexico!

[kevinistcool1]

Was seit ihr für Rammstein hasser !! Echt

Rammstein 4ever

[Vistamen07]

OMG NICE :D

[Chance477]

Ur a wanna be and ur a faggot

[elkamaleonable]

 zum Teufel ist das?

[leetomsett]

Its awsome. I love the original. this is just as good.

[markpriss]

i don't see a point of making a parody to a song that IS parody itself !!!

[CirtLok]

@markpriss Agreed.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

@markpriss yeah he is trying to be funny!

[nhpivotlk]

@markpriss Parodyception?

[markpriss]

@nhpivotlk hmmm interesting thought =) 

[TotalMadMusic]

If Till Lindemann would see that... 

[juli1411]

@TotalMadMusic You think he doesn't know about this?

[FabulaFatalis]

@TotalMadMusic I actually guess he already did ;)

[FabulaFatalis]

@TotalMadMusic I actually guess he already did ;)

[freak4388]

@TotalMadMusic well he would make the song ich tu dir weh true....

[MrAngryStef]

niemand macht diesen Song dumm ! Sowas wie rammstein in ihren original song beschreibt müsst ihr erstma tun

[leesinclair88]

you have a pizza?.....i have a claw hammer...

[piheavy]

@Schnullerbacke94 good job with the lyrics x)

[SporeTV2011]

nice parody :D

i´m from germany^^ and this is funny german

[7131eduardo]

EWW THIS IS SHIT

[YouNeedPain]

WORST SHIT EVER!

[patrickTigra90]

Geil gemacht :)

[cocotheacker]

Pas mal, pas mal

[Metstream]

Perfect guy, Marry me x)

[larspaa]

This is better than the original..

[atramentMJ]

@larspaa indeed *_*

[ThinkGreenThoughts]

Probably the most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my life. You're fucking scary xD lmao

[ultimatemetalfreak]

Gut gemacht. Geil! Laughed my ass off.

[TheLordi987]

lol funny

[MrAxel390]

das ist guter stoff

[rnicolaisen70]

What a fuckin dipshit twig obviously he needs more cookies n pizza after he pulls the dildo out of his ass

[aceherdz]

Q parodia tan mala....

[RainstormWindClan]

lmao xD

[ahmednabil]

LET'S ENJOY EAT!!

[westsideking94]

so ein scheiß aber ein geiler E-bass^^

[tiffanyrhoffman]

Please give me my 2:39 back

[atramentMJ]

O f***!! It's better than original song XDD COOKIE is so sexy *__* 0:05 omg 0:10 OMG 2:24 OH MY...!!

[JaXtEr16KoRn]

Holländer XD

[GigantenHerrscher]

Sehr gut!! Schweizer?

[InAshesTheyShallReap]

did that just happen?

[RyuuxD777]

The funny part is that Till is a million times better looking than this guy. Better body and everything.

[SteffidelaM]

@RyuuxD777 and exactly why is that funny?

[RyuuxD777]

@SteffidelaM He's implying that Till is chubby while this dude is literally skin and bones. He's just hating on Till's amazing body.

[SteffidelaM]

@RyuuxD777 isn't that the whole point of a parody?

[stickyhands1337]

I always wondered how do they get people in such videos to act like, for example, the person who eats the cake. he could be about 40+, did you pay for him?

[asystcell]

you are a idiot!!

[1996Artjom]

I think Schweizerdeutsch

[Mikitsubizunizu]

Oddly enough, this sounds like Rammstein. Not perfectly, but damned close. Who did the vocals?

[xxfaztfoxxx]

Du Haste un cookie lol

[AGDCrompton]

LOL Now in hungry and horny!

[88OdinsErbe]

finds nicht sonderlich gut....

[KingdomHearts499]

Why does he look like John Travolta to me

[aldeed]

@KingdomHearts499 cuz of dem seksi eyes :D

[skiddlecrumms]

@KingdomHearts499 I didn't think that until you said it.

[DisturbedDutchGuy]

I actually did not enjoy this..

[pqajdak777]

@DisturbedDutchGuy me too -_-

[aiyabie]

ich hätt fast gekotzt aber nur weils so gut war xD

[Eichhoernchen7]

u must have used the google translator for this .... sounds so funny .... xD \,,/,

[westsideking94]

schlecht...

[blackbleeding84]

I freaking love Rammstein, but this is fucking hilarious xD

[FearfactoryorSeether]

what does he whipser at the end?

[mikhaily331]

I lost it at I have a pizza

[TheSilence420i]

You have a cookie, I have a pizza

I wish.

One day, one day I will

[MeCreateAccountxD]

Rammstein! FUCK YEAH!

[ganonuchia]

lol

[deamonarta]

I have a pizza made my day

[PascalPassieVrucht]

Grose... XD

[DUHAST1993]

this is first feakin' parody that's actualy funny  =D

[xGOODMEx]

This is Really Funny. BUT i Do Not Understand What the hell you Guys Singin? o:

[AlexxxMeireles]

I like :) You look like Till however the guys on guitar & drums look nothing like the other members of Rammstein..

[TheWinglee]

Wenis

[dragonfish000]

Lol good Video for Fun in Some places Cookie is Another term for pussy lol have Fun

[numetalgirl]

Hahaha einfach fantastisch :-D

[SlushySushy]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!! jeez, so many Rammstein fans need a SENSE OF HUMOR!

[XxSIrEchaelxX]

"Problem? ツ"

[MetallerMet]

@MetaLoaf666 ARRRRRR, so much rage.

[WOOPYPERLITA]

Q buena banda

[Schnullerbacke94]

für die deutschen unter uns :D Ich mag Käse und Ich mag Obstkuchen viele schöne Essen, das macht glücklich Heute esse ich einen flauschigen katze ihr Name war Knabbereien ich gebar ein Baby und nannte ihn Peter Ich gebe eine Geburt, eine Maus und ich aß ihr Quietsche Dann leckte ich eine alte Dame die schmeckte wie kipper ihr Name war Margery sobald ich den besten Kuchen, den Sie je gegessen gebacken Ich hatte Schokolade Tasten auf sie, die ich liebe zu essen

[MrAxel390]

@Schnullerbacke94 danke für die deutsche übersetzung konnte nur teilweise übersetzen

Gruß Nico

[pqajdak777]

Hhahahahahahahahahahaha...that wasn't fun -_-

[Galopper11]

This is terrible! xD Wow, please do me a favor. Go and just die.. I'm ashamed to live on the same planet as you cocksuckers.. Rammstein is awesome, you guys just suck balls..... -.-

[happyhunterfish]

@Galopper11 A good fan can always take parodies and critic.

[tuerkztyle]

why change the pu ssy for a cookie? just don't get it..... (LMAO)

[MetallicACyborG]

hahha soo fuking awsssssome <3

[SergiosTorrents]

love the voice

[IBLUEBANANAI]

Wieso eine Parodie zu einem Lied machen welches sowieso nicht ernst ist... und um einiges nicer... ^^

[aneel13jan]

Yes

[1k1ll3rp0ll0]

1:22 get chubby!!! hahahhaah

[twins11mn]

WTF

[serj95]

F.A.G



[noturbizniz]

Lmao

[4mohsinkhan7]

Lol lets enjoy eat

[TheGaruspik]

Godno...

[TehMul3sta]

Dear sir, you scare the shit out of me, and look like some guy off of Priest.

[TheIronParasite]

0:57 i do that dance every time i have pizza now xD

[angemala]

LOL Very funny. Chubby/fat... what's the difference?

[DropShopCop]

this is creepy

[FuckingVirginity]

"You have a cookie! Well, i have a pizza!" ROFL

[TheVittozz]

malditos parodia mal fuck....



[verynice420]

Polka version in my Channel!

[SicknessWorldwide]

Lmfao!

[Heinekenska]

LoooooL Greaat

[320Stefan]

Styl uderzająco podobny do prawdziwego Rammsteina. :)

[4URLINOV]

what did he say after "you won't get fat just ....."? I didn't understand it

[vul4ak]

@4URLINOV He says, "you won't get fat just a bit chubby"

[angelsing]

@4URLINOV Just a bit chubby:D

[littledirtymexican]

haha love it rammstein would be proud

[s3rgi0z]

LOOL nice

[MagneticStratocaster]

TRACTOOOOOR !

[XxSickAsMySecretsxX]

maybe its just because i'm a fan of rammstein, but i found this hilarious!

[DaveRocky27]

Not funny, not good. Worse than Smosh.

[ScoutBaxxter]

"you won't get fat just a bit chubby" rofl...