Viral Video Pet Store

[ceFortuneTellers]

Make another with nyan cat :)

[SamiFrew97]

walter.

[SDNDxShotgunZ]

I iz in ur arms, pizsing in ur fac3!@!@!

[GlutenBoy123]

collegehumor y u no let me go to sleep ?!

[OwlCityFan26]

My name is Jasmine. -_-

[TheGuyThirteen]

I thought the kitty would start crapping our rainbows and morphing into pop tarts

[itzonu1]

like if you would buy the skateboarding dog

[swimteamizzle1114]

Dramatic ferret, squirrel, prairie dog!

That's a chipmunk.

Whatever.

Best reference ever!

[liamsdomain]

Am I the only person who said "How the fuck would a cat play a didgeridoo?"

[OmagaMinion]

@liamsdomain I said that too

[myfirstsubscriber]

I want cats with freakin laser beams attached to their heads!

[eudemon002]

@myfirstsubscriber for realz haha

[DeadpoolvsSpiderman]

MAKE ANOTHER!!!!

[angelfuturejob]

i love the husband



[MoneysakonPSN]

freeze at 0:20

[M1k3yW1n5t0n]

Im in your base killin your dudes

[CrazyAsianSpaz]

The salesman kinda reminds me of jack black.

[dAntheredalien]

Josh

8D

[shasanain]

damn it somebody already made the chuck testa joke!

[LigGLe]

the old college humor videos are much better

why did ch begin to suck?

[woodpigeon66]

@LigGLe This was uploaded in 2009?

[theunrealfoogolbon]

@LigGLe this is from 2009

[MooX101]

@theunrealfoogolbon no, this is patrick.

[theunrealfoogolbon]

@MooX101 proving me right...you best believe thats a paddling

[MooX101]

@theunrealfoogolbon do you get what I said? IDK what u mean btw though. When some people do this is sparta jokes they say this is Patrick. Because of some mixed things on youtube. I don't see how this is proving you wrong.

[theunrealfoogolbon]

@MooX101 yes, but you dont understand what i said, i answered a meme with another meme

[MooX101]

@theunrealfoogolbon ok

[MooX101]

@theunrealfoogolbon meme-cepition?

[WWOLFwts]

@MooX101 Insane movie reference ftw

[Phoodchain]

I is in your arms, pissing in your face

[SupaTROopa2]

@Phoodchain It's weird, 3 years later and that joke is gone, no one will know what it is anymore.

[niggergotswag]

NOOOOO! MY TOP COMMENT IS GONE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWR!

[TheFirstClassLounge]

why does this guy always play some weird, mentally-retarded person?

[LexiAnnTweedy]

me: *dies at what the pissing cat said*

[LexiAnnTweedy]

what the hell is a prairy dog ?

[FIELDOFSPIKES]

1:42

i'll let you draw your own conclusions as to what it looked like happened to her

[xRavenOfShadowx]

josh is sooooo creeepy lolol

[videocityproduct]

how is this video not viral so much viral material

[ShadoTheBrainTheif]

Josh's face after "Sold." golden.

[KAKPeople]

what about nyan cat?

[MegaVirus700]

89 people are part of peta

[RandomPumishumi]

there's like 20 viral animals in this video...

Why are there not 60,000,000,000,000 views?

[megastagbeetle]

i want the dramatic animals/piano cat XD

[RYAN92345]

Why dont you love me? LMFAO AHAHAH TOO FUNNY!

[T539nut]

I want to give the pissing cat to my sister for her birthday REVENGE

[Regginyaga]

a million views is nothing

[Spenc05]

WTF no nyan cat

[MathewBanks1993]

@Spenc05 Nyan Cat was uploaded in April 2011. This video is from Early 2009 (probably late 2008 actually, since it gets uploaded one month earlier on their site).

[poopersooper123]

laser pointer attached to the head? SOLD!

[001THERev]

that cat sounds like tickle me emo

if you dont know who that is look it up on youtube

[CraZFul43]

1:07

i had a nightmare about that

[HandicappedWalrus]

I cracked up at the end lol. "I is in your arms, pissing in your face!"

[iforgot232]

He reminds me of jack black

[9anbu9]

@iforgot232 haha yeah i was thinking that too!

[walke0113]

JOSHHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUUU

[chelseamuse72]

josh is the best actor EVER

[themetalkid1996]

I IZ IN UR ARMS

PIZZING IN UR FAZE

[GirlLovesGuns]

id still buy jasmin

[bit920]

I is in your arms pissing in your face

[Bamshi101]

Why does this sound like this video remind me of Willy Wonka the remade version

[puper15]

god i want that piano playing cat

[on12nite]

I wish i could get a pusssy that knows the piano.

[Kopeke675649]

My puppy opens doors and windows and can sometimes type

[Jack0vAllTrades]

The shop owner reminds me of Jack Black

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

i think my cat Who is adult is the smallest adult cat evar :3

[ChalupaTacoMeister]

i is in your arms pissin in your face!!! xDxDxD!!!! ROFLROFLROFL

[papastiffy]

1:51 Gale Beggy face.

[Manofaction0]

HA

[MochaholicPuppy]

i think jasmine's a dude

[ok2431]

LOL 1:11 the guy enjoy watching that gorilla jerking off

[animelvr510]

lmfao press 5. YES.

[sagevolley98]

Press 4 over and over. Derp derp derpin' derp-y derp derp DOORKNOBS

[kerazaa]

if you press 4 over and over again sounds like shes saying jerk lol

[Arella17]

/OMG SOOOO CUTE I LOVE CATS

[DeMBuLlEt1]

haha memes

[TheDarthPineapple]

is that julian smith?

[redryderbbguy]

"just bears falling of trampolines.

hehe"

LOL

[lolguytiger45]

I iz in yur armz pissin on yur face

[adidasberryman]

Why do I feel like Rosie was in the gorilla outfit? It wasn't him, but he popped in my mind for some reason...

[blondeontheinside100]

"jasmine" has a guy's voice

[TheEmpireBaller]

@autumntree2011 who the hell are you? you comment on every one of my movies and you are fucking racist. You might not be a fan of hitler or the KKK, but you are just as bad. Thumbs this up because these dickweeds need to be kicked out of youtube.

[aliasgreenroom]

i is in your arms, pissing in your face

[Subbotheday]

I'm in your arms pissin in your face lol

[JAMxSkalla16]

common its just a joke i make, kisssitss

[TheTurtleaddict]

Can i get a talking lizard viral video pet store?

[ManChildSings]

Firin the lazer!!!!!

[oesxpeicfs]

"That's A chipmunk"

me: Nope, Chuck Testa

[NorwegianMathias]

@oesxpeicfs hahah, thought the same :D

[secretagentYTer]

Lol I just imagined a cat playing the digeredoo

[hiablejoe]

Nope chuck testa

[BankaiMaster137]

I wonder if they sell LOLcats...

[0pieguy]

I want talking pet

[SeeDolliPop]

How do you know she's not dead? 0.o

LOL best line!

[giladsamuels]

u probably thought that chipmunk was alive. NOPE, just chuck testa

[cardiac994]

@giladsamuels AHAHA! YES!

[RiddlingOne]

I had a similar shirt that josh is wearing but my was green and the snake had gel or somthin on it..oh grade 4

[ChrisOvens51]

Where's nyan cat?

[fulfooter]

I is in yo arms pissing in yo face

[cheesemuffin94]

Press and hold 5

[KaedeIzume]

HAHAHA that cat was pretty cute though :|

[niggergotswag]

The last cat was R Kelly in a cat disguise.

[TheKidReticence]

@niggergotswag R Kitty?

[Mach14speed]

@niggergotswag Ahahahaha, why I love reading the comments on a CH vid.

[elmono44]

@niggergotswag I see what you did there.

[sashawolf1234]

I iz in your armz pissing in your face XD

[TheBritt45]

I is in they're arms, pissing on 83 peoples faces :3

[hayjbird]

PRESS 5 XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mercinaryre4]

8 for bears falling off trampolines

[mercinaryre4]

7 for dramatic animals



[mercinaryre4]

press 6 XD HAHAHAHH

[TheNellerProject]

The Neller Project

[Halo933]

Hah, My Gecko has 109,000 views.

[danyboy196]

Press 2 then one for door nob and brows :3 Thumbs up.

[newyoikmabsta]

hHA HA HA HA!!! .... oh christ I need to go to bed.

[AustinMontreal]

I love that unloved cat. );

[starkiller1289]

cat- Why don't you love me?

Me: :)

[jpruzeck]

Josh looks like a rapest 0_o

[mercinaryre4]

some of our animals straight up jerk it

[Tomzjeh83]

I iz in your arms... Pissing in your face!

[Melku44]

Uploaded on my birthday

[WitchHunterGeneral]

sstill funny

[masterguitardude]

He sounds like jack black

[FourManArmyHD]

Can I buy a nyan cat?

[leppaberry]

@FourManArmyHD PLEASE PLEASE STORE CAN WE HAVE ONE!?

[Kirbychu1]

@FourManArmyHD Nyan cat isn't a pet, you get him at the viral video grocery store. The pastry section, to be exact.

[peace514]

YOUR FACE. GODDAMNIT.

[ShadowBlade448]

No Nyan Cat? D:

[MJLwiistation360]

@ShadowBlade448 look at when this video was made, and when nyan cat was made...

[NearSpace04]

whats the woman with the black-brown hair, whats her name?

[iLiKeCeRe]

6 for "worthless sack of fur and shit!"

[iLiKeCeRe]

why do you guys thumb up people that just take quotes from the video?

[Mrsteisag2]

It's a show all about getting a million views, but this video doesn't have that.

If more people watched this, there would be so many more 1,000,000 view movies.

[Mrsteisag2]

@47sniperassassin ya so

[shawn2chuwpy]

@47sniperassassin O.o why do u think he did that O.o

[HalloPedroInSuisse]

He looks like wayne rooney especially the transplant

[artlover600]

lol i want a shirt that says "how do you know that she's not dead?"

[Phamonsterz]

"I iz in your arms pissing in your face" lol

[Starlit184]

wtf that cat can talk ohhmy damnn rofll :{}}}

[lifehappennedstudios]

"i is in your arms pissing in your face."

[RainbowGoodfellow]

I. Want. An. Oboe-playing. Cat.

[Randomness1209]

Ooooh I'll take that Nyan Cat please!

[VintageJunior]

Hell, I want a Fluffers.

[Edwardo90219]

RIP FlippyCat.

[plmnbvcxz1234567890]

where's my laser pointer-- HEEEERE TOOTLES!!

[narialand]

I bet she was pissed after that

[tasershoc]

Lmao. This video should totally have more views

[SiriRawrs]

I iz in your arms, pissing on yur face :D

[Billzjordison]

he like rooney :D

[youmakeitwhatitis]

I never imagined a lolcat to sound like that

[nAngryKitty]

hold 5 down for headbang xD

[SeanSherlock]

HaHaHa.

[speedking42]

press 7 to add some drama to your life

[sarge301]

hit 4 jizz in pants

[spikemugen22]

@sarge301 more like 5

[HarrisonMonroe]

he's supposed to be Johnny Depp not Jack Black

[listenwell247]

Can i haz cheeseburger ?

[TheMegaepicfail]

Hit 5 It is awesome

[SuperusScientia]

I iz in your armz pissing in yourz facez. LMAO, so funny...

[TheInfiniteGlitch]

My dog can close, open ,and lock doors and shes a maltese

[HudsonHawk98]

the joke is like their adopting a kid, and the guy wants the kid to be a star. the women not so much

[LightningWolfang]

who wouldn't want a piano playing cat XD?!

[rbuhr8]

I iz in ur arms,pissing in ur face! lol

[ChriswithMatt]

Man, he can snap into character really well.

[ageisold]

1:42 Looks as if he was nailing her by surprise there.

[TheGrapeGrapist]

Some of these animals straight up jerk it.

[lagabearz]

:o that gorilla was........

[DaRkLoRd1061]

i thought it was going to be the omg cat at the end, or the dog that can't roll over!! XD

[Shockwave109]

It's a show all about getting a million views, but this video doesn't have that.

If more people watched this, there would be so many more 1,000,000 view movies.

[SnortsOfHappiness]

@Shockwave109 What? Confused Face.

[Shockwave109]

@SnortsOfHappiness Think about it. An easy way to get a million views is to find some animal/pet that can do something cool/vulgar, and you've got it made. And yet, the video that makes this obvious doesn't even have 1,000,000 views despite having the most of these animals of any youtube video. It's like, paradoxical.

[kigyurtpasi]

NO! 

[anatanokukki]

Lol teh Lolcats! :D! I want one!

[kishichanX3]

how do you know my name?

[jussym09]

creepy animals ahahaha

[donutak74u]

@microsoft613 either you are a idiot because you believe that or a idiot because you think people will fall for it. Cus if you believe it there is a nigeran king in need of your bank details