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  • It's actually pretty cool to see a live video of one of these pranks! And Aasif had a funny answer to your question.

  • @Thesharktank1

    you are kinda stupid for asking him those questions after the press conference. You obviously don't understand the point he was trying to make. UHHH I'm a Republican from Florida HERP DERP DIRK

  • @Cade9522

    Mandvi broke character = He lost.

  • I love how this recorder tries to do the same thing to Mandvi and Mandvi just wins with the simple line "I'm peeing in a cup right now". He has learned well from Stewart of how to make anyone look like an idiot. Haha long live the Daily Show and Colbert Report!

  • how did he get in there

  • @randall246810 He's part of the press. also no one must have realized that he was from the Daily Show (may be who ever checked press badges doesn't know what the Daily Show is) or we know they would have said they were full.

  • Rick Scott is a piece of SHIT!

  • I'm a Floridian, and detest Rick Scott.. I Think he represents the worst in corporate America, he should get Recalled immidiately.. Not to mention he represents the TeaBaggers, not Main Stream Florida..

  • JON STEWART PEES IN CUPS ALL THE TIME

  • The shame of this is that the blow was delivered buy an outsider. Come on Florida!

  • How many of you people in Florida like Governor Rick Scott? I heard he is hated in Florida and I can see why!

  • you really turned the tables on aasif there. how ever did you come up with such a clever idea?

  • This whole drug testing system is whacky. We test the low wage earners who couldn't begin to afford drugs and have little responsibility, but give the guys who have the money, the access to drugs along with the power to control OUR money a free pass. Anyone I've ever known to do drugs were people of means, not the poor ones. Just doesn't make sense at all.

  • @Smullet90 Yes, the private company I worked for was forced to close. It's called the ripple effect. I have no doubt that other private companies were negatively impacted as well.

  • @Smullet90 No I didn't fail a drug test! The facility where I worked and the private company that I worked for, no longer exist because cuts were made to pay for this unconstitutional shit! Rick Scott owns a major drug testing company and he's stuffing his corrupt pockets with tax payer dollars!!!

  • @Apophiswillkillus

    A private company was closed due to government budget cuts? 

  • @Smullet90 Yes the 4th amendment. You and Rick Scott have wiped your asses with the 4th amendment. You're in favor of the government searching people's urine for traces of drugs, WITHOUT probable cause or a warrant. BTW, this is as civil as I can be, since this unconstitutional law needed funding and eliminated the best job I've ever had (along with the jobs of 17,000 other citizens).

  • @Apophiswillkillus

    Like I said before, I do not support or even care about Rick Scott. All I said before was that he takes drug tests. However, since you persist I will look up what he actually did.

    Also, did it eliminate your job because you failed the drug test?

  • @Smullet90 Hitler didn't say he was a fascist either. You're a fascist because you support fascism. You also have the mind of a naive child because you think Rick Scott is drug tested. You're a liar too, for saying you believe in limited government; you want the government to decide what people can and can't do with their bodies! It called the 4th amendment, dumb fuck; read it!!!

  • @Apophiswillkillus

    What are you talking about? Fourth amendment? Unlawful search and seizure? Now, if you want to sit down and have a civilized discussion about what I actually believe, then you are more than welcome to continue this conversation, but if you are instead just going to troll and throw around insults then please stop wasting your and my time.

  • @Smullet90 Hitler didn't call himself a fascist either; you support this fascism and that makes you a fascist. Rick Scott does NOT take drug tests and you're naive for thinking he does. Rick Scott owns a major drug testing company in Florida and he's passed unconstitutional laws to stuff his corrupt pockets. Go read the 4th amendment, fascist!

  • @Smullet90 You're not a communist; it's clear you support fascism. You're also an idiot for thinking public officials have rigorous drug tests. I'd also like to point out that Rick Scott stole 380 million dollars from sick people; that's how he made his fortune.

  • @Apophiswillkillus

    Lol you're wrong as well, but you idiots can't make up your mind whether Im a communist or a fascist. I'll give you a hint, I'm neither, I believe in very limited govrrnment, something you wont find in either form of government. I dont know jack about rick scott, but i guarantee he takes drug tests.

  • Dumbest thing I've ever seen. If you are going to call it comedy, at least make it funny assholes. Kindergarten mentality... typical of that ilk.

  • Rick Scott is a fucking worthless, corrupt, piece of shit. Florida really picked a winner there.

  • @ridewave444 You are 100% correct. I wonder if the election was "rigged". hmmm??? There is NO WAY an asshole like Rick Scott could win, unless it was rigged.

  • @1:40 my moron alert jumped off the charts.

  • @SourceCode2006 What happened, did you wake up? And realise how wrong you were???

  • Scott got owned. thanks for the vid!

  • RICK SCOTT STATED "HE PEED IN THE CUP MANY TIMES". IF TRUE, LETS SEE THE PAPERWORK. I BET HE FAILS A DRUG TEST. HE IS ON TAX PAYERS MONEY, SO HE SHOULD NOT MAKE OTHER DO WHAT HE WILL NOT DO HIMSELF.

  • @p71280

    Don't be a dumbass. We have a president who admits to doing cocaine in his younger years, but I'm sure he is clean now since we do drug tests on public officials regularly. Here's a newsflash for you: If you get gainful employment, you HAVE to take a drug test for 90% of those jobs, also, I guarantee we have pretty rigorous drug testing standards for our public officials. Refusing to pee in a cup in public isn't admitting guilt.

  • @Smullet90 Listen you communist piece of shit.The day you try to force me to piss in a cup is the day I use my 2nd Amendment rights. We all now you communist want to control The Peolple, but that is NOT going to happen. Here's a newsflash for you: Its call the 4th Amendment. Better idea, lets make rich people piss in a cup if they want that big tax break. Dip-shit!

  • @p71280

    ??? Your comment makes absolutely no sense. First of all you call me a communist, why? Do you not know what a communist is? Judging by the way you talk and what youve said, I'd say youre very likely a communist. I am actually a pretty hard core free market capitalist.

  • @Smullet90 i wish i was a evil bad rich friend.see in america,every one has the chance to make it big.to be a evil rich person.just that most want things handed to them.cant get rich that way.you have to work hard to get rich.that leaves the ows crowd out.i know.i can create some thing people want.ill sale it.create jobs,and then finaly ill be a evil rich man.

  • @comstarone

    Evil rich person? What's evil about being rich?

  • @comstarone If your grammar is any indication of your occupation or class, then you are in no danger of ever becoming a wealthy entrepreneur. Fun fact, if you are poor, you are probably going to be poor no matter how hard you work. People in Sweden statistically have a higher chance of changing their class than Americans.

  • @Smullet90 Communist. Yes you and Rick Scott fit the definition very well, as defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by corporate money.

  • @p71280

    Your comment isnt even worth response, but i will give one. You clearly need to look up communism, since you obviously dont know what it is. I am not a communist, at any rate, I'm a free market capitalist. As for rick scott, I dont speak for him. All I ever said was that he takes drug tests, which i guarantee he does.

  • @Smullet90 Don't be a dumbass. We all know what a communist is. If you recall, living in the USA there was a ton of propaganda filling the heads of a few generations. No, you do not underdand the differance between communism and socilism, or real-capitalist or how greed and dictatorships take more each day. You live in a box, but your box is getting smaller each day. You no longer fit in your box. Now what ya going to do? You will become a peasant, you already are a peasant. Less even

  • @p71280

    I don't understand the difference between a communist and a socialist? Dude, get a fricken clue, you are the one who lacks understanding. Read about communism and socialism before coming on here and spewing about ME having a lack of understanding. You're so willing to tell me what I am, even though I have given you NO reason to say these things. Please tell me, what exactly do YOU believe, hot shot?

  • @Smullet90 You do not know who are are. There is alot in this world you do not understand. I bet you made more money 16 years ago than you do today.Or, maybe you are not old enough to know. You should be making 4X as much money as you are making right now. Not one person got rich on thier own. The Pharaohs of Egypt are alive and well today. You are a slave. On your own you are helpless.

  • @p71280

    You still haven't answered my question. What do you believe? You call me a communist, are you a socialist? Do you even know what you believe, or do you just believe any random thing, just so long as it's not coherent and well-thought out?

  • @Smullet90 Are you trying to force me to anser your question? Fuck your question. Like I said, you communist will NEVER control our county. Not in any form, not in any level.

  • @p71280

    dude you seem like you probably have some mental problems. You should get that checked out.

  • @Smullet90 If you don't agree with "us", then you must be taken away due to mental problems. "A typicle process by you comminist". Yes, sooo true. The KGB would take people away. You know, people who think and speak their minds. You reflect the USSR / KGB mentality very well. Great job in proving my point. Thank you. :-)

  • @p71280

    I didn't say anything about you being taken away, but you are clearly medically unstable, judging by your lack of coherence and schizophrenia.

    Just so you know, communism is a form of government based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state. I believe in private property, therefore, I am not a communist. Nice try though.

  • @Smullet90 You believe in private property? For who??? I see you are still sleeping. WAKE UP !!! "You" are NOT getting the property. "You" don't get to own it."You" get to pay interest to a bank."You" get kicked out of "thier" property if you miss 3 months payments. Sure sounds like a communist life to me. The people do not own anything. Just so you know. Welcome to the land of the not so free.

  • @p71280

    You clearly lack an understanding of economics. I would suggest you read "basic economics" by thomas Sowell. We are the land of the free (free speech, free market, free religion), but that doesnt mean that everything you want is free. Again, read b"asic economics" by Thomas Sowell, its like 20 bucks and will help you understand business, prices, global economics and yes, even communism.

  • @Smullet90 Land of the free? How much does it cost? This is the part you have not come to terms with. Since I'm a little older than you, I will give your feeble little mind something the think about. "It cost more", you have less, you have nothing, you have less than nothing, you are a debt slave. The books print for sheep. More are waking up every day. You have not come to term. You are under control. Too lazy to think.

  • @p71280

    Our freedom isnt free. Debt slave huh? Who's making you go into debt? I'm too lazy to think except ive actually made the investment of reading about what I am interested in instead of just blindly believing whatever i want. I dont believe everything you read, but you can at least see other viewpoints and find some understanding about what other people believe. You are the sheep sir, following your own ignorance.

  • @Smullet90 Yes. Debt slave. You are a dept slave. You have less than nothing. You own dept. Your house is a card house. It will fall. Continue to live in the fake world. It is better and easier for you. As fo me. I will live in the real world. This is the end of our talk.

  • @p71280

    Fair enough, carry on living your life without making any investment of rationality into the decisions you make, as for myself, I give up trying to reason with a person who so clearly lacks the capacity of a basic coherent thought process.

  • @Smullet90 Bullshit. The only place that I have ever had to pee in a cup was as a teenager working at Winn Dixie and that is hardly " gainful employment". I am 100% positive that most execs would balk at being asked this question. "Pretty rigorous drug testing"? I lol'd at this, you cannot be that naive.

  • Jon Stewart. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS !!!

  • That is full of WIN.

  • Earlier this year, Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) signed a likely unconstitutional law requiring the state’s welfare recipients to take a drug test before they could receive benefits. An effort to save money in a tight budget situation, test runs of the law failed when only 2 percent of the state’s recipients failed the drug test. If those results hold true, the state would save between $40,000 and $60,000 on a program that cost $178 million to implement.

  • @Willredd94 What's the big deal?! The big deal is called the 4th amendment; read it you stupid fucking fascist!!! Rick Scott is drug testing everybody he can, to funnel money into his drug testing company! He killed my job, the jobs of 400+ people in my small town and the jobs of 17,000 Floridians to help pay for this unconstitutional shit! Also, it's costing tax payers way more than it saves! FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

  • @Apophiswillkillus You are 100% correct. Rick Scott and all he rich friends is what is wrong with America.

  • How the hell do you confuse the white, Jewish Jon Stewart for the brown, Indian Aasif Mandvi?

  • Hey if its good enough for poor people it should apply to little Ricky as well - he is living off of tax dollars after all...

  • Ummmm, that wasn't Jon Stewart it's Aasif Mandvi. And why would you ask either of them to pee in a cup when they don't get paid with tax dollars?

  • @chichiplus Seriously, how is everyone getting this wrong? Is everyone on the Daily Show Jon Stewart?

  • Nice job!

  • The guy who questions the Daily Show reporter kind of misses the point. First, Viacom is not a subsidiary of the government and, second, there is a double standard between what is acceptable treatment for the poor, students, and the middle class and that which exists for the political and economic elite.

  • So wait... only financially solvent people have the right to do drugs?

  • They should test Wall Streeters, who cost us far more than all people getting govt assistance combined. The Academy Award-winning documentary "Inside Job" exposed this.

  • Of course Scott would test positive!! Are you freakin kidding me?

  • i personally think all,ALL politicians should be drug tested and if they are dirty fired on the spot.

  • Scott has said publicly that people on welfare use drugs at a higher rate than the general population. The 2 percent test fail rate seen by DCF, however, does not bear that out.

    8.7 percent of the population nationally over age 12 uses illicit drugs. The rate was 6.3 percent for those ages 26 and up.

    8.13 percent of Floridians age 12 and up use illegal drugs.

  • @elizabethfaraone Ok, now that is just crazy talk to somebody like Rock Scott. Don't confuse the issue with facts. remember when talking to the right wingers, you can not use fact, logic or reason. It must be about emotion, the kids or god.

  • @johnnya2 how's this: "When you make mommies and daddies pee in cups before they can buy food for their children, it makes God cry."

  • Wow. That took guts! @Winterhaven -- could you please cite the report where you found the $30,000 number? And it would help if you define "each" -- do you mean each family?  Or, each child? Or, each adult welfare recipient? I'm having difficulty finding this data.

  • Beyond the fact that this can be condsidered a violation of our beloved rights, this "feel good" measure does not curb drug use, does not streamline or make the welfare system any more effective at getting people off of welfare, and it is a financially bad idea. If he wants to run Florida like a business than he should look for real economic solutions. He can start by actually making moves that actually encourages and promotes job and growth instead of balking at every opportunity. Just sayin

  • @TheKennedy tax consumerism like Jesse Ventura says.

  • 1,600 refused to do a urine test because they had something to hide or really didn't need the money. Each welfare recipient gets about $30,000 worth of benefits every year including Medicaid, and food stamps - some even get free housing.

  • @WinterHaven Wow! You're jumping to conclusions. Did you know that they are required to pay upfront for the drug test. If they don't have the money, as many poor people don't have by the time they go to social services for help, they can't get the urine test.

  • @WinterHaven Scott, now the most unpopular governor at 26%, also refused. How much does he get from taxpayers a year? What's he hiding? And how much more did his wife's company get paid to conduct these tests, hmmm?

  • Haha nice catch, guys.

  • Perhaps the reporter needs to use that bottle.

  • @lvgolden The reporter does not get Florida tax dollars - unlike Scott.

  • What's the big deal, it makes perfect sense to drug test welfare recipients. If they are doing drugs drugs they are wasting taxpayers money. You have to take a drug test to get a job/

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