Alone in the Universe (Jon Lajoie)

[Metalshammy]

I love jonlajoie!!!!!! <3

[youscrewber]

Of course its about masturbation....

[random1234100]

I'm ganna hold my sausage hostage tonight rofl gotta love this

[MrYuehanTV2]

I'm Gonna Play BALL On Team PENIS........ Tonight!

[iampoopman]

I totally thought this was a legit song for like the first minute and then right before he said it, it hit me what the song was about. Jon Lajoie is a fucking genius.

[RatedRHyperstar]

lol this is the filming of WTF Collective 2 & 3

[NormalEverydayGuy1]

If allah created us in his own image does that mean that allah is a wanker too?

[OldTeam17]

Ive played this song on silvester .

my grandmom loved it.

[Tubyubber]

every time someone talks about Coldplay's 'Yellow', I'm thinking, wow that fits, since every song and album they've ever made is basically the musical equivalent of a jar of piss..

[danothedinosaur]

@Tubyubber Coldplay is fucking amazing...

[MrTheKatalyst]

@danothedinosaur Coldplay is fucking terrible...

[danothedinosaur]

@MrTheKatalyst Coldplay is fucking amazing...

[MrTheKatalyst]

@danothedinosaur nop

[jandoedelkees]

@danothedinosaur coldplay has committed a lot of copyright infringements for which they never got punished, look up Joey Satriani vs Coldplay Viva la Vida, Coldplay lost it and had to pay 5 million dollars to Joey.

[iampoopman]

@jandoedelkees Joe Satriani. Not "Joey"

[jandoedelkees]

@iampoopman sorry my bad, thanks for correcting me, but he should get all the credit for Viva La Vida though

[WhytManga]

more like coldplays "yellow" and coldplay's "fix you", yellow begining and fix you ending, BUT WHO CARES, LOVE THE SONG, ITS STILL DIFFERENT AND HILARIOUS I CONSIDER IT ORIGINAL, just because it reminds you doesnt mean its not original. i did not see that masturbate part cuming at all!..funny stuff..XD

[TheHunterLegion]

Coldplay - Yellow, Original

[gustavooww18]

I'm gonna put my sausage hostage... Tonight

[XparadisegamerX]

lol sausage hostage...

[PimpMyForzaSport]

Who else plays a Clittar?

[ElectTheDeadBelgium]

@PimpMyForzaSport I play it one-handed.

[JosephHornagold]

Couldn't help but to wave my arms in the air. :)

[SkEwShOt]

It's funny because when he goes to look at his watch there's nothing there

[deweycoxable]

country on the clittar. jons to funny the league is the funniest show on tv aswel

[danothedinosaur]

@deweycoxable I think it's suppose to be cunt-try. :D Pronounced country. :D

[Eziokilla9595]

What's funny is that Jon can actually sing pretty well.

[whitemen510]

457 people didn't pull the hand brake. and got blue balls.

[SlakjeJasper]

Coldplay much?

[AntiVaccine2]

@SlakjeJasper see my vids & learn herbs like coriander,cayenne,kelp,kale,di­ll,ginseng ETC :D

[SlakjeJasper]

@AntiVaccine2 Shut the fuck up and choke on a dick you motherfucking turdsniffer >:C

[7llc7]

I love this song!!

[Allroundmoviemaker]

457 people were bitten while milking the snake

[SuperAzz33]

LMAO!! amen.

[Sandalistan]

such an inspiration, true blessing, sent from heaven and back, thank you Jon

[insightliviu]

so true...

[OldTeam17]

this isnt just a song , its god , who talks to us through music like this .

[FatalGrafix]

Never heard masturbate sung so beautifully <33

[Allroundmoviemaker]

457 people can't hold hostages

[linck15]

no fap december </3

[ThcFarmer2]

I think he makes really good music!^^

[DarcFrantix]

He wasn't even wearing a watch when he got to the Theater!

[farmerboy290]

457 people have obviously never masturbated.....and lie about not by disliking

[CityXOLights]

you're a genius, aaand actually an awesome singer. i'm so proud to be canadian ♥

[arcTheslayer]

God damn it hahahaha i did not lower the volume and i wasn't expecting him to sing about masturbation

[meerkatmobs]

Tom Cruse

[ExyleFlow]

Coldplay - Yellow ?

[kandjlife]

LMFAO play country on the clitar HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

LOL wtf does the title have to do with THIS?

[Ooorahness]

@TheGodOfEPICNESS ...NOTHING!!

[pablordable]

@TheGodOfEPICNESS what would YOU do alone in the universe?

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

@pablordable OH...I feel so blonde

[whitekid90]

Who has played ball on team penis?

[Beyondmyexpectations]

JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAAJAJAAJAAJAJAAJ­A <3

[TheMarwilson]

ROFL U MEAN 456 PEOPLE ARE OVER 60

[158teeh]

what the hell 

[MrShakal02]

cumhog millionaire^^

[bestgameralive1]

if it was poison we will all be dead

thats what she said

[BloodthirstyGaming]

-ForeverAlone.jpg

[reesj02]

I did not expect that :p

[MrObasiah]

yyyyeeeellloooowwww , semen

[sweou]

The latter half of the song HAS to be a parody of "Fix You" by Coldplay !? :P

[InterPolas92]

The song at the begging is so similar to Coldplay - Yellow

[handsomebrick]

I'm going to practice that handshake.

[TysweetMusic]

This is supposed to be like yellow by coldplay

[Sam10830]

BAHAHA!!

[Comedianscottbrooks]

I think i pissed alittle!

[mossbreath90]

uhm....is something missing in 3:36??

[Fudgecave]

Why this guy is not the biggest thing in comedy is a shame...He rocks...I love him...in a totally non gay ( not that anything is wong with that) way...

[myplus18yearsaccount]

Anyone else notice there's no watch there at 3:36?

[imxjustin]

so you lied to me by saying you are not alone when really i am :(

[AinaSauce]

At first i was like: What? A serious song.

But then it came to 0:53 and everything was like it should be, a beautiful song about masturbation <3

[wyattqt]

ROFL XD

[rabidminnowz]

@xXBlackSwans it's a joke asswipe

[rage164]

well for a second there i thought this was gonna be serious, well played jon. your a boss!

[LordEX5]

i literally laughed myself to tears

[navegamadrid]

thumbs up if you have shared this on your facebook page, for all your friends, parents and relatives to see and enjoy.

[willis1910]

Simply funny ;-)))

[rabidminnowz]

I cry every time I see this video it's so inspiring!

[xXBlackSwans]

@rabidminnowz you obviously have no confidence or self esteem then you bitch lolz

[mountaindewnesss]

@Chiefgoodbuzz just a everyday normal motherfucka.

I gets high to this shittttttttt

[ChiefGoodBuzz]

@mountaindewnesss Midget pussy on my lip,Call it a small time investment! 

[ThubakaMestre]

thank God that I live on Brazil and nobody understand a single word of this song.

maximum volume mode on!

[iamakornfan]

@ThubakaMestre i live here and understand it all

[djosmatias]

@iamakornfan I think what @ThubakaMestre wanted to say is that, his family or parents can't understand. Not every one :D

[Liquidacid83]

I cried

[XTheGenesisX]

I used to be a adventurer just like you Jon...walking as if I was Alone in the Universe...then I took a arrow to the knee....

[vandalimbo]

Very touching

[talk14]

honcore! 

[smashingpumpkinsxD]

After hearing this song, I got inspired!

[talk14]

i always listen to this song before i talk dirty to my girlfriend

[barod1]

Looks like "Coldplay"s yellow :)

[shokumasterify]

"I wrote a song; I wrote a song for you, and everything you do, and it was called Yellow".

[getupandkill2000]

454 People have no genitals.

[TheCmDragon]

He came here last monday, YOUR DAMN AWESOME JON :D

[phiriphiriasia]

this song is soooo calm that i feel sleepy

[Jorgeenriquedeaze]

C'mon, everybody, masturbating with Jon!

[MuunNuttall]

Cimdog millionaire

[SuperSpinko27]

@MuunNuttall nice spelling

[ChiefGoodBuzz]

Anyone notice his hotel room was 303? hmmmmm....wonder if that was accidental 3oh3! aint got shit on jon anyways,

[SOrtegaAtlanta]

so Share ur dreams and thoughts with me

[DanyLoony]

all world masturbate with Jon)

[CGriffith910]

Just watched the Coldplay music video for Yellow and I now get the Coldplay reference... Very Funny

[0hmyfuckinggod]

@CGriffith910 I just watched "Yellow" from Coldplay & it reminded me of this song so here I am.

[FuckTheReason]

I simply LOVE the way the advertises his own products :)

[lvader16]

Fap song



[4lovingmartialarts]

this man preach's the truth



[goth9ever]

why the fuck is this video NOT used to teach kids sex education, i would have loved it ^^

[Pandainian]

I like the part when he checks his imaginary watch

[jerkyhunter]

THIS SONG IS TOO TRUE

[Scotty2Hottyi2Cool]

hahaha milk the snake taco handshake masturbaaaaaaaaaaaate

[Scotty2Hottyi2Cool]

hahaha milk the snake

[emelent97]

I cracked when he song masturebate

[0TylerDurden0]

Perfect comment:

9gag.com/gag/612357

[rmzbmz]

BODA BODA!!!

[1995hermanator]

omg this song is chainsawing epic.

[4lovingmartialarts]

never heard the term vagina dj 

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

The lyrics are genius.

[T0aletaK]

masterpiece!

[konteee]

mastuuuurbaaaaaaaaaaatteeeeee

[kennylind24]

he came to fast during this music video

[TolgaXatalic]

Alone in the universe yet there's cars moving and people walking...

I THINK YOU'RE LYING JON!!

Awesome song though (:

[besttype03]

wow he can sing good 2 hes funny as hell but now that im hearing his voice if he did a song like this without the comical end in there hed probely blow up faster still lmao

[milkandkookiezz]

Lmao

[MatthewMcVeagh]

Coldplay -> Warmplay :)

[OldTimer16]

Which song is he bullshitting , ITs DEFO not coldplay yellow , theres no sounds as at this song when he says ´´to maassttrruuubaaateeee´´

there must be another song , fucking find it and tell me,.

otherwise chainsaw you

[kaskilelr3]

Can anyone tell me if this guy is on a commercial of comedy central?

[264ash]

definatly coldplay-yellow

[58DeliamsJosephta58]

cool and i know what u wanna get of me

[IIGoofyII]

which song is he bullshitting tx btw :P

[MrVault13Dweller]

@IIGoofyII

Coldplay-Yellow :D

[floatsyourboat125]

if anyone gets this the music video is making fun of coldplay yellow

[htiem1]

I did not believe in poetry till i heard this song.

[PhillyChangSteak]

Jon is one funny ass dude and he can REALLY REALLY hit those HIGH NOTES! HE IS QUITE A TALENTED SINGER!

[kill3rw3b]

Play some pocket pull

[SnakeSolid893]

This is the most beautiful song about masturbation I have ever heard! Jon - you are the best!!

[LukasDot1]

this is the song that made us all realise that Jon was amazing singer

[derTimboo]

this is the same place , where mc chorus guy killed himself ...

[DTRxThePriceOfDeth]

Man, all thoses bitches. Too bad you cum too fast.

[papacheese98]

to play vagina DJ XDDDDD ahha best line eva

[BillyAndRobbie]

I have never heard the word 'masturbate' sung so beautifully. Bravo Jon, bravo.

[DrewciferToMyBeats]

Sausage hostage

[TheInterNinja]

3:37 he has no watch lol

[Hakan625]

John has a pretty good singing voice

[wichnosim3]

@Hakan625 haha i dig his false setto

[TheDancingSaxophone]

@wichnosim3 falsetto. :)

[lfgrichard96]

5 fingered army is my favourite line



[SpiritMGSS]

Im gonna hold my sausage hostage, you cant experience this in any video game!

[rocker2113]

I randomly starting singing this in the middle of class.. Suspended for 3 days... and soo fucking worth it.

[voidshadow6]

i play vagina deejay with my girlfriend all the time....im finally getting good at it

[XMMxmmXM]

This is the most epic parody ever :D

At least... I think it's a parody of Yellow by Coldplay.

[Smashi5]

@XMMxmmXM

lol it was nothing to do with that song :P

[XMMxmmXM]

@Smashi5 It sounds REALLY similar to Coldplay's Yellow...

[iCanMakeComents]

Why is he walking but not moving? lol

[arrowbomb1]

Milk my snake LOL WTF

[ZikiChicken]

LMAO totally making fun of Coldplay XD love it.

[Creamefreche]

Marisa Tomei IS hot!

[Ooorahness]

Anyone else notice before he goes into the theater he doesn't even have a watch? hahaha

[Agakroete45]

i never take my time to masturbate i do it in the bus on my way to work

[sackomatik]

Never fails to make me laugh

[sackomatik]

Lololol

[evanycold]

he sounds like the guy from snow patrol in this song, isn`t he?

[dontscrewtheworld]

this is basically a parody of the song "Yellow" by coldplay.

[SupSarahxx]

VAGINA DJ

[Deinemudda112]

on the clituiar xD

[9CRoC4]

I like how the melody always sounds like it's another radio song and than,if you're listing to it and REALLY hear the text,you're like WHAAAAAAT?^^

Amazing, I'm lovin it

[MrKwackAttack]

i came 508 times

[0John6Doe9]

Im tha effin Vugaynah-DJ

[MegaAlvin101]

Oh my god... Chorus guy killed himself!!! again.......

[HeppinnMelrakki]

this makes me wanna jack off 

[chipanpriest]

LMAO hand brake xD

[ShmackTWD]

cunt-ry on the clitar.

[unloved5600]

It's a take from Coldplay's Yellow video! He He

[HR21LG]

@unloved5600 The guitar and the other instruments sound almost the same too :)

[TheSydneyVicious]

this sounds so much like a Coldplay song....lol I fucken love this guy.

[voidshadow6]

@TheSydneyVicious what makes him better is thats he's canadian

[ladykiller85]

@TheSydneyVicious Yup, Coldplay's song "Yellow".

[OldTimer16]

@ladykiller85 man , chain saw u and every other guy that say its ´´yellow´´ he´s bullshitting , Just fucking listen to the sound , Different right?

there is another song that sounds simmilar , and im searching for THAT song and not For ´´yellow´´ (which has only the music video similar to this.

Chainsawing LOGIC

if u find the song im searching id be rea.. VAGINA

[Douser85]

very good voice ;) i'm pretty sure you can save the world :-D

[TNBASSIN1]

I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage... Busta Rhymes

[forzavico]

Vagina Dj AHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA