Chatting up 18 year old girls - Burnistoun - Episode 5

[dabona1967]

they remind me of jack and victor

[Delvecchio0]

The bitches don't like Simply Red.Fuck them... xD

[qwertzu3]

this is just a noise to me.

[Zasil]

what did she say in 0:40 ????

[csarnaes]

@Zasil and then we're going to a gig

[Bro45]

@Zasil just eh having a drink and then we're going to a gig

[Tubesmaney]

Right...there's been a giant gaping black hole in my comedy life since Chewin the Fat, Still Game and the Karen Dunber Show have gone. Until now. My Scottish buddy just turned me on to this. Freaking hilarious.

[sergeantfan3]

It's Jack n Victor!

[1191alanmclean]

calvin harrison lmao :D 

[Conkyisaliveandwell]

wot the fuck are all u retards rambling about? anyway, i met that girl in my local recently, shes not just gorgeous but shes friendly as fuck too, she came right up to me and shook my hand and said hello, fuck me is she hot...

[Transcendium]

i didn't understan any word xDDD

[exomorphe]

i would challenge you all to a battle of wits but it's a sin to injure the unarmed

[segano1]

Calvin Harris = Quality artist...

[childofthesun32]

The guys having the argument below gave me a giggle. Every comment they said "Don't even bother replying. I'll not be reading anymore of your comments and I won't reply anymore"..... Then they went on and on replying. Like a couple of catchphrase characters from Burnistoun

[childofthesun32]

Guys: Bet you are like us eh? Not into all that mainstream pish! What you into? Girls: R'n'B... Dance and that...... (Mainstream pish) LOL

[chosenone1242]

So hard to understand what they're saying xD

[Orenchis]

I feel like this talking to teenagers ... and I'm only 25 :(

[mooody01435]

Jamiroquai is a fucking legend !!! Stupid bitch :/

[plisplis00]

@mooody01435 Lmao they are shite mate name one half decent tune they did that anyone remembers lol can ye? naw didnae hink so lololol

[mooody01435]

@plisplis00 A don,t think there shite. so a don,t care what you thinK. And how the fuck can you call anybody shite ffs. Your scottish you daft twat. your whole fucking country is shite. Lol at your mawwww

[plisplis00]

@mooody01435 And dont give a fuck what u care about., ( yer dads dick probably haha muppet ) an if u laffed at my maw she would proper batter the living shite outta ye ya we fanny haha ( or worse ) youd be in intensive care for 5 and 1/2 months just like the last cunt that took the piss outta her so fuck u ya english wankstain u wanna be careful what ur sayin about scotland it aint hard to trace an IP address u fuckin halfwit

[mooody01435]

@plisplis00 lol oki then mate. And a didn,t even take piss out your maww. A said lol at your mawww. How is that takeing the piss out of her. ?????? And trace the fucking ip address you goon. only got made for a youtube account. And dae yae think am shiting myself. A don,t give a shite. What ever happens happens ffs. Your the one that started it anyways bye commenting so do one ya baw bag. OUR CAN YOU JUST CANNY DAE IT. Rangers fan tho so props for that. :)

[plisplis00]

@mooody01435  Whatever u lol at her u dont even know her so how can u? your just a wankstain an listen to u tryin to tak scottish lingo after calling scotland shite? wtf?? you is just a fuckin weirdo end of dont even bother replying this conversation is over i aint got time for assholes like u

[mooody01435]

@plisplis00 why would a want to talk scottish you dick head lol. am takeing the piss out of you for the way you talk ffs. Get a brain a saddo. a don,t worrie mate i ain,t writeing back after this yaa silly cunt. Innaahhh

[plisplis00]

@mooody01435 YOu were taking the piss? not very well eh lmao @ u u sad bastard go fuck yerself wae yer dads dick u homo hahhaa muppet

[mooody01435]

@plisplis00 listen you scottish wanker. go and shag ya fat slag of a mawww. a bet your a dirty smelly bastard that can't even get a wash. get back to the job centre ya inbreed cunt. and learn english yaa faggot. not even gonna reply our read ya msgs now. not even gonna waste my time on you. your fuck all mate. you think your john rambo on a laptop ffs. lol at you. a like scottish people. but its nobs like you that give your country a bad name. no wonder everybody hates you,se.

[plisplis00]

@mooody01435 Listen you ya dick id love to see u say that to ma face ., cos u wouldnt have much of a face left u muppet go fuck yer sister ye english wankstain., and scottish people are liked a helluva lot more than u english shitheads hahha au make me laugh with ur stupidity so fuck off and dont reply im sick of yer shite i can smell u fae here ye stinking english areshole hahahha u fucking dick FOAD CUNT!!!!

[septimal]

@plisplis00 Its a shame really, because your also insulting all of the nice english people who havent said anything horrible to you

[plisplis00]

@septimal who asked you to get involved? no cunt so fuck right off keep ur shitey comments to urself

[uuilliam]

@mooody01435 @plisplis00

The irony mooody, you told Plis to go learn english. You should take some of your own advice. Every post you placed on this page, they all had spelling errors.

Learn to use capital letters, commas and fullstops. Also, basic spelling would help.

That is all now give it a bye and don't be trying to act hard on youtube, also Plis, track down his ip? You can't get his ip on youtube so good luck with that...

Moody, how did plis start it? You're the one who attacked him

[plisplis00]

@uuilliam Yeah he did start it the cunt lol am no bothered anyway cunts like that only give me mild amusement noising them up lol

[septimal]

@plisplis00 noising them up? You actually type like someone with a terrible brain illness.

Either that or your having a stroke... whatever the case, I'm happy in the knowledge your probably dribbling right now

[plisplis00]

@septimal Mate stfu u dont know me so go have a stroke urself u WANKER!!

[septimal]

@plisplis00 excellent, and thats you pretty much done there. no rapier wit to close me down with... just that? dribble somewhere else pal, everyones sick of mopping the floor around this video

[plisplis00]

@septimal Rapier wit? why should i even show u any of my intellingence or wit? You started insulting me when i had never ever spoke to u so in my eyes you sir are nothing but an areshole and non deserving of any of my Rapier wit ( haha ah wid sword ye to death nae borr tho ya dick ) so take you own Rapier wit haha and shove it right up your own arse ok halfwit? hahaaa u Rapier Muppet!!!

[unrealeck]

@mooody01435 you tell him to learn english yet you can't even tell the difference between you're and your?

[mollyvilde]

To me it almost sounds like they're talking danish O.o

[TVDouchebags]

the black haired girl is my acting teacher :)

[plisplis00]

@TVDouchebags Lucky you :)

[5C4R3Y]

Gold!

[Hooligan848]

how much they two looked like jack and victor is unbelievable!

[albabhoy81]

@Hooligan848 lol big time mate

[StuJag]

How is that hard to understand!?!?!?!? :-O

[dravensoulno6]

easy to understand

[chanderzzz22]

I know. I can't understand half the words they say. I don't know but the girls are harder to understand rather than the guys. Weird.

[DragonSniper7]

yeah need subtitles, i can make out 85%, but sometimes the 15% missed is vital info for the lolz

[stevenjsmith1903]

jack and victor lol

[nanaly12311]

dammit! i can't understand a word! can't they put subtitles? bloody hell!

[Xais56]

@nanaly12311 its easy to understand?

[rabgunner19]

@nanaly12311 your not scottish are yea



[nanaly12311]

@rabgunner19 omg how did you find out?! XDDD no i'm kidding, i love scottish people. half of my family is scottish. the problem is that sometimes it's very hard to understand what they're saying. i swear, i didn't get a *word* from what they were talking about in this video... btw, you just reminded me of Seamus Finnigan from HP ♥ :D

[heresjohnny999]

@nanaly12311 fuck off

[Stevenio]

I love these accents! Haha.

[kirkwallboy]

Sheer class!

[Szabmeister]

hahaha this is bloody brilliant!!

[xVizuaL]

fare doos young yin!

[mcRioRemedy]

these guys are brilliant

[tojiroh]

Dizzie Rascal has been around from some time...

Great sketch. Nice birds.

[selfcprick13]

what does she say at 0:39 ?

[Praktical]

@selfcprick13 "We're just having a drink and then we're going to a gig"

[arvas111]

Come on! English is not my main language, and the accent is not too hard to understand. You americans are too used to "american english" lol

[debenguzzi]

is there a button for subtitles? if so where is it?

[circusmort]

@debenguzzi Fit tae dae is heid awer tae yer bog. Tak a wee neb doon the lavvy - mind 'n'' git yer coupon right doon there, no sae much as yer just aboot drookit though, and then the button fir subtitles is thon thing above her heid tae the left. Gee it a gaide pull.

[squeegie2008]

I think ye mean Dizzy Gillespie hen..........lol

[Ch0mpyFrank]

Is it just me, or does one of them look like a Keelie Edward Norton?

[spokdck]

guy on the right is epic,love the little nod at the end hahaha

[spuzmunky1]

Calvin harris is the best!

[statusquorules]

whats with the comments? you can understand stuff like neighbors which comes from the other side of the world but when it comes to what is basically north Britain everyone cant understand scots... pish! clean out ur ears!

[MadGamer021]

@statusquorules

I though I could but this one is too strong for my ears :-s

I can understand like 60% of it and that's all :(

so sad

[heresjohnny999]

@statusquorules and you got that from rab c :)

[Orcaluv26]

cradle robbers!!

[BeAsTm0aD]

As soon as they started talking to the girls I couldn't understand them haha

[Ry4n]

@BeAsTm0aD

If yi don't understand the lingo, away back hame tae yer ain country

[BeAsTm0aD]

@Ry4n I am. I just thought it was interesting how chat among themselves they speak more common english, but their accents get more heavy when chatting up the ladies.

[yodaisgod2]

We have status!

[sipeirson]

hahahah !! awesome post

[ruudsrightboot]

genius

[yedunonderston87]

Ahhh, such a laugh! Simply red 'right my dad's maybe got a cd maybe' hahahahahaha ahaha aha. Ahhhh aw love it Hahahaha '

[ShawnPHunter]

@yedunonderston87 she says ma da might be gawn tae see them maybe nothin about a cd

[chosenone1242]

Impossible to understand more than 40% of what they're saying.. ^^

[p3rCy09]

haha

[dingbat99]

of course their intention was to look lke jack and victor, -_-

[kalvaza]

Yeah, not sure if turning into Jack and Victor was their intentions, but they did look a lot like them. :P

[celticsplnews]

haha jack and victor the 1 who did victor was very good

[redownse]

So good

[twiggycfc1]

they turned into jack and victor

[PrawnToucher]

Simply Red...ha ha classic