How To Act If You're Stopped By the Police

[VideoUploader8520]

Gay.

[FakeThinkingBox]

I walk up to a police men in Detriot city say excuse me officer im traing to find some weed cop shot so are how about you role with me were going to pull over black people thats what im talk about .

[FakeThinkingBox]

Gay cop

[tigerheart21]

Find the first black person sagging, it wont be hard to find, and blame him.

[xbox360fan07]

say..... ''WHERES YOUR SUBTITLES?! LOOK AT MEEE I DONT HAVE SUBTITLES '' XD

[FakeThinkingBox]

How To Act If You're Stopped By the Police Items A punching fist A radio for your homes incase Step 1 When the police comes and ask to get out punch his balls about 10 times Step 2 Loot him if he has keys take it for him to walk Note : all police are fat Step 3 Blame your freind that he did it Fact : 14 million people die by Mcdonalds

[2011jatt]

IF UR LOOKING FOR SOMTHING TO LAGFH AT or looking for gay porn..... press 6 repetadly

[PIKAMONjake]

Step 1: Don't Be Black

[Camcibe]

What seems to be the officer problem? xD

[alany999]

Step 1: Find a black guy

Step 2: Blame the black guy

Step 3: Yell he has a gun

[Sophia9Lott3134]

I'm trying out the ipad tablet 3 today and I gotta tell you its pretty awesome! I signed up to be a tester and evidently I get to keep it. Obtained it this morning in the mail

[irishmania18]

hello dick head wtf did i do? i mean hi offiicer!

[assortedfish]

you can't get out of a ticket unless you're a girl and cry. i'm a dude, so..

[nmbilq]

Cannot believe the way you Americans allow your police to treat you! Speak only when spoken to? Everyone has a hidden weapon!

[DutchKid121]

LLMAOO this was soo corny, but I loved it thou, keep it up guys :D

[REDNECKCABLETV]

police Son do you know what im stopping you for

you because im (insert age) (insert skin color) and insert characteristic

p Well you were (police will say)

y mhm

p licensens and registration and step out of the car are you carring a weapon on you i know a lot of you are

y i aint stepping outta shit all my papers legit

p well do you mind if i look round the car lil bit

y well my glove compartments locked so is the trunk in the back and i know my right so your gonna need a warrent for that

[gorrila1000]

@REDNECKCABLETV No wonder why your username is redneckcabletv. lol

[REDNECKCABLETV]

@gorrila1000 :D

[GetRightBackUp]

Step 1: Roll down window.

Step 2: *Coolface*

Steo 3: Police: >.>

[skyhot005]

NO! DAD : OH SHIT WE ARE FUCKED

ME : IT WILL BE OK JUST PUT ON YOU COOOL FACE

DAD : "put on cool face"

POLICE : GTFO OF HERE

[Librulz1]

my dad got pulled ver for running a yellow light they cut him some slack because the officer saw my uniform because i was going to school

[anotherchavez]

Most cops primary rule is if you are brown, your going downtown.

[OoEmmaBearoO]

EVERYBODY ACT WHITE! WE'LL BE OKAY IF WE JUST ACT WHITE!

[ashtonmashburn]

1:39

[TheHcomment]

What about put on your cool face

[TheScars75]

2:03

how do they get people to act like that?

[karkiuz]

Step 1: Give the policeman 100,000$

Optional: Casual handjob.

[Preci0usP00chie]

@karkiuz Isn't it the point to NOT have to pay an amount of money...not more...

[PcGameHunter]

1:35 Hahahah xD

[500mclaren]

keep pressing 6 to elbow the suspect

[deluxe4ever23]

1:38 ULTRA LOLZ ON THIS FACE

[SianEmmaAnneHayes]

I like how this got more views than most of the other howcast videos :L

[Hobbyboy100]

OH CRAP IVE BEEN STOPPED BY THE POLICE!!!

*Goes on youtube*

[HackerDoingTheHaka]

Step 1: Get Out The Car

Step 2: Beat The Crap Out The Police

Step 3 : Get In The Car And DRIVE

Did You Know If You Don't Use A Make Your A Racist.

[aqworldsdare]

IF YOU GET STOPPED BY THE POLICE AND YOU'RE BLACK:

Obviously,The Police Officer stopped you because you were Black,So there's really no point in asking "What's the Problem,Officer?"

[BumtzyBoy]

but what if they did it the real way



[SuperAxel365]

how are we supposed to get luck

[dargdem1]

In the UK, if the police stop you, as you feel for no reason, you are allowed to ask why? Dont let the officer talk about house breakings in the area, as the officer is not explaining the police coded policy that led to your stop.

e.g, Police must answer, I have stopped you under section 88 chapter 2 sub-section 9 of the stolen goods act. Did you know he has just slandered and defamated you. telling you, you are a thief, this equates to civil litigation.

GOT STOPPED = GET PAID $££££££££££££$

[shadyboy969]

good night offie.. runs likes hell 

[burningsponge]

step 1: remain calm, exhale

step 2: leap from door

step 3: roll while drawing your gun

step 4: preform a mozambique drill (2 in the chest, one in the head)

stap 5: i misspelled step

did you know? bowling pins are as tall (15") as they are round? that's not a joke, that's a fact.

[emsgotcurls8D]

i clicked this video just to read the comments(:

haha , funny ;p

[cincinatus90]

This is possibly the worst advice on how to assert your rights.

[Mordanis]

Step one: don't be nervous. Well I was born with anxiety disorder, so I guess I'm discriminated against by the law. Awesome!

[akoyonbasta]

@Mordanis your born to be a faggot :))

[monstrs23]

Step 1: Do a Cool Face while officer asking for License and Registry.

Step 2: While doing that say "Problem Officer?"

Step 3: Get the fuck out of there when police officer says so.

[DashOfRainbow]

You will need:

Nothing. You're fucked, no matter what you do.

[Lightning2659]

You will need:

Calmness

Good Manners

Luck

Optional:

Police Organization Membership Cards

Where's the P.O.M.C.??? THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OPTIONAL!!!

[sonictheporcipine]

Is there a what to do if black version of this?

[DantheManO36O]

@sonictheporcipine yeah it's called being a kissass unfortunately that's what you have to do sometimes I just got out of a ticket literally but if your lucky you can get a black cop that understands how it is.

[stefan98TH]

Im an officer. Thanks.

[kaitlynandsydney]

1:36 Cop: MOTHER OF GOD! *rips off glasses*

[donnams62019731]

step one hit the gas and get the fuck out of there. when driving away scream go to hell fucken cop n leav me and my car alone. then pull out a ak-47 get out the car and shoot that ass hole

[thejellyboy99]

Did you kno 86 % of prisons r filled this blacks and Mexicans

[slyspy70]

That is why I hate the Police. They assume to much shit

[laceter94]

@slyspy70 It's procedures they have learned in training to be kept safe; it's not them just being an ass.

[slyspy70]

@laceter94 Yeah I know, They are supposed to keep us safe.... But know they are pulling over people for going 3mph over the limit JUST For the money

[8NCLI8]

@slyspy70: Uh, I don't know about your country, but here, the officer doesn't get any money for issuing a fine.

[Randinoish]

@slyspy70 Really, when the police are as strict as you bitch or joke about, they are trying TO TEACH drivers to FOLLOW THE EXACT SPEED. As well, I believe that officers GET NO EXTRA money individually for giving tickets, so THEIR REASON IS NOT SELFISH.

[slyspy70]

@Randinoish Yes they do. They pull over random people to get money. Where I live, An Officer gets all the money of the ticket he issues

[lorchesca]

@Randinoish they do my uncle is a cop they get paid for the tickets

[Randinoish]

@lorchesca I apologize for being unwise. Now I have a bone to pick with the police.

[lorchesca]

@Randinoish  lol ok

[readingisforgayz]

 say: what seems to be the officer problem??

[readingisforgayz]

if cop cars are behind you they are'nt after you they are in a hurry so drive faster!!

[eclectika567]

This is mostly crap

[metznimbo29]

Did you know, 14 million black people are arrested every year?

[KenWACKS]

You Will Need

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[SuperSnowflake000]

this video is so whack it is pie

[sony39929]

just in the us :P

[Lopez4848]

Best parts: 0:26 0:40 0:59 1:18 1:38 2:05

[demidomsaccount]

popo LMFAO

[ThatBlackSheepy]

yes. I'm so glad that i borrowed the police's iPhone.

[ShermaineNeo]

HAHAHAHHAHA LOL'D AT THE FACE THE POPO MADE WHEN HE PLAYED THE TRICK FROM THE THUMB!!!

[xomiakas]

true and heterosexual

[yankyyyy]

fake and gay

[FuckThePolice187]

FUCK THE POLICE 

[crazymike65]

Step 1: Roll down window

Step 2: Put on police uniform

Step 3: Engage invisibility cloak

Step 4: Jump out the window and sneak behind the cop

Step 5: Disengage cloak and tell the officer that the suspect ran "that" way

Step 6: (optional) Loot the police car

Step 7: Get back in your car and haul ass

[Mrjujuman62]

No its not. Fucking australia is litteraly made of englands excons

[hardtokill567]

IF A COP PULLS YOU OVER YOU MUST...

STEP 1: casually grab gun

STEP 2: exhale slightly while aiming down the sights

STEP 3: shoot

STEP 4: drive to mexico

[THCKwarter]

Step 1: Say, "I pay you salary."

Step 2: ?

Step 3: Profit.

[makeupbykatief]

I thought I was the only one who called them the po po lol

[iTasteRain]

Step 1: Move to the passengers seat

Step 2: Say "i tried to stop him officer, but he got away."

Did you know howcast is stupid?

[c2monke]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

[brouterhoodofsteel]

weather you call them the police: - 50 -po po - pigs - facists - nazis - wan@?£$ers - Mother"£$^'s - wh"rs - Bit£$ did you know that arnold swarsnegger is the only terminator that can kill a cyborg cop :)

[doggyidog]

 how high are you? No officer! It's hi, how are you?

[cureformee]

step.1 have gun

step two: shootstep three: get da fuck out

[Derp665]

US has the highest criminal rating in the world...

[andyle504702]

LOL THE COP IS FUNNY AS FUCK WITH HIS REACTIONS

[ExtremeArcanine1]

you will need:

gun

white skin

1. get respect from cop

2. if a hot girl cop fuck her

3. shoot her

4. steal her money

5. run

did u know, canadians live in canada?

[drizzleDC]

What seems to be the officer, problem ?

[webkinz08100]

This so gay!!

[BananaBoat629]

i'm a cop

[alfiedog12345]

2:04, EPIC FACES!

[mario1136]

Lol I love how the cop is like "No no, I pulled you over for the broken tail light, not the kidnapping, so you're cool"

[MrCoolmatt31]

make the laugh and you might have a chance

[100likes]

1st make your "cool face"

2nd ask him problem officer

[Desi4evah]

This video is illegal.

[jumpthenoob]

14 million arrests are made every year, 13 million of them being black people.

[Oen713]

Always wear runners.

[onts1964]

is it me, or dose the cop look like egoraptor?

[MyMicky01]

That was filmed in Shirley MA!

[MynZnusz]

Just use your cool face!

[Nickii890]

The officer's face in the end...

[ThePlataformer]

Step 1 : Bribe the officer

Step 2 : repeat step 1

[mewmaster151]

@trachdog2 and for the love of god no matter hoiw much they DO taste like them resist the urge to tell him that the snozberries taste like snozberries

[videogamenostalgia]

Resist the urge to attempt to bribe the officer with a high-five

[hjones1]

...And be sure to 'Heil Hitler!' to the 'officer' -- they'll just love that.

And, if you can, get out of your car and goose step around, while saluting and saying, 'Sieg Heil'. I'm sure they'll just love that too.

After all, they've earned the respect.

[danelee39]

that cop is obviously stoned this entire video

[blackened667]

So this video is a "How to do what you're told by the pigs" guide!! what good Christians you are

[joshdrick]

Troll: Problem, Officer?

Police: Uhh.... Nothing sir go along

[danniornsmarason]

or..... you can just stop when he pulls you over and be like your the cop and your giving him a ticket :D

[HinderIsSteph124]

the guy pulled over looks like justin bieber js

[gunnuta20]

they make the remain calm bit sound easy i dont care what anyone says if you get pulled by a cop you freak out well i do

[RosidaI]

1:37 the guy that plays the officer is hilarious and freakin' weird. xD

[xXxdeathpandaxXx]

If he asked me "Are you intoxicated, your eyes are bloodshot" I would respond "Have you been eating donuts, your eyes are glazed." xD

[i1f1e1]

pause at 1:20 it just nasty

[menthol5]

I guess saying, "Don't be an asshole or there goes the donut," is out?

[GreatAlbanianEagle]

you will need:

white skin

[OSIStv]

@GreatAlbanianEagle haha lol'd

[notpointed]

@GreatAlbanianEagle that only applies to the US, in Germany (believe it or not) it's a lot better

[outdoorgamer1]

@GreatAlbanianEagle you also need:

A non-racist additude

[JesicaYesicaRosa]

Ociffer,I swear to drunk I'm not God

[Mikesheesh]

at first i was watching this videos for serious purposes, but know, after seeing, how to make yourself irresistible for girls, and this one, I'm watching these for fun.

[TheDJCool34]

lol he didnt care bout kidnapped guy in trunk just a tail light xDD

[TheChocolatecola]

how to act when drunk driving

ACT SOBER

[TheShineySmiley]

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[Ramgautam12345]

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[10001110101ftw]

Thank you for giving me that little nugget of information at the end.

[JapaneseAmericanGirl]

Driver: DAMN IT! THE PIGS ARE ON US!!!!!

Passenger: Pull over, I don't want ANOTHER ticket.

[BeweProds]

I couldnt find any luck in my country, do you think I could find some online?

[DoURememberMe9889]

hehe-3333 comments..wait-oh crap

[KillExcl]

you will need :

a police man

[celticguardian951]

1:10 He wanted to get him leid

[ScreamoHead101]

1:22

Yeah ill remember that tip when I have drugs in my car! Yeah right, let's help criminals not get caught! I see what your aiming for

[iParamoreAddict]

1:18 RAPING SCENE

[menostube]

In the beginning of the video, I was sure that it was John Travolta!!

[zek281]

-puts ''i shot the seriff'' into my disk thingy-

-set up my cool face and looks right into the cops eyes-

''problem officer?''

[7pinkstone7]

funny

[Lieu3C4]

1. Knowing what Police can and cannot ask you without arresting you is useful, but it may be provocative to Assert your Rights. Know them anyway.

2. Police are human beings with a job.

3. If we did not have Police, we would soon have to invent them.

4. I call them "pigs" and "bloody bastards", with the occasional "sir" thrown in for Good Meassure.

[TheKarate10]

Step 1: Run the hell away.

[uogf]

253 people fucked up the steps

[maptik]

Fourteen million arrests? Howcast is just making me hate America...

[legoman9299]

ITS THE POPO 50 RUN!!!!!

[mihailimitlessHD]

This Pig Is Full Of Him Self

[videomakingstudio]

251 people are cops

[XShiveringFireX]

*Driving With Friend*

*Pulled over*

Friend: What are you going to do?

Me: Wait I'm Going To Check HowCast.

[MrBoxman29]

i call the police coppahs

[T0rinoob]

1st: calm down

2cnd:put on trollface

3rd:ask Problem sir?

[Buffyk11]

i call the police coppers

[ThizisLilwayne]

14 million arrests a year , wow thats just fucken great!

[cutiee7899]

1:21 if you see the guy's face...he has a slight resemblance to Justin Bieber O.O

[ThixWhix]

most dumb police ever lol

[nightmathzombieethan]

Do not tell him the schnozberries taste like schnozberries.

[VoyagesInEnglish]

how do i act if the anti-piracy police show up at my door?

[jantheman1114]

press 6 for hardcore sex

[zoroarkissueregion]

this video most popular with:

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 25-34

women just flash their boobs

[gladis518]

@zoroarkissueregion what is the officer's female lol

[notpointed]

@zoroarkissueregion no woman does that

[BlueLion6789]

@zoroarkissueregion what if it's a straight female police officer?

[princessrachel988561]

What if I get stopped by the cyber police?

[mascra1]

polioce: do you know y i pulled you over

man: because you though i had some dounuts

polioce: *rolls eyes* your eyes look red have you been drincking

man: your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts thumbs up if you like

[Jayn0o]

Did you know? People get ROBBED by the police 14 million times a year !!!

[wackawacka10]

250 are arrested by this exact cop.

[BCete]

i love that cop. Hes the BEST!

[Songzshudsung1]

@trachdog2 reminds me of super troopers aha XD

[SKITTLESANDMNMS]

Step 1: Don't be black. If you can't help being black, make sure you have a white friend with you XD

[DrHausie]

How To Act If You're Stopped By the Police

Next in the suggestion videos.

"How to Pick a Lock" ownd

[TheMacSopa]

My way:

Police:" Can i see your documents sir?

Me: "No." *Runs away*.

[aztecace]

Fourteen million each year?It only takes a few years for all U.S to be in jail.

[HyperGolem]

Step 1: Put on your cool face