Alternative Rugby Commentary - UK Tour: England

[jonnymobs790]

lol HOMOS 0:21

[UMNERRR]

Brilliant!

[kebengel]

Hahahahaha England rugby's four seasons goes;

i.e. Every world cup rotation (99-03, 03-07)

Autumn= SHITE

Winter= SHITE

Spring= REALLY SHITE

Summer= EXCELLENT

Freeks!

[GiantsTom11]

but if that leads to two consecutive world cup finals then that's not all bad ;)

[macphersonleedsunite]

And your a fucking dick and you are supposed to be from where exactly.

[kebengel]

hahaha given your name i'm not surprised you missed the fact that its just a bit of fun, its true that thats the way England are and its also true that its something to be bloody proud of. Its a joke you silly boy. I really don't know what your offended about lol go kick in a bus stop or something.

[XxGoHabsGo31xX]

'coverage starts at 2:00,

ass-kicking at 2:30'

Nice. xD

[wakiaki99]

Lol she was pissing you off mate, she actually talked properly about rugby for the first bit, but that's all you read.

We WILL continue to be shite until we start running with the ball, stop doing those stupid little forward things that never get anywhere (run at pace for f*cks sake!), or at the very least, chasing the kicks we do put into the opponents possesion.

[redwarrior1971]

Gawd - Typical woman rugby bint......it's about the game.....not how nice their asses look in those terribly tight shorties, and how hot Ali's tongue looks when he...ahem, I mean....it's all about the game. Honest...

[xTheEnglishGirlx]

Please dont shoot me down just yet beacuse i am english!!!! as an english rugby fan i must say on behalf of many...we know we are crap however untill we stop kicking instead of running and allowing poor dicipline we will cotinue to suck. therefore let us contiue with our shitty ways untill we can get better...please xx p.s. cos im a girl i must say...jonny is much better looking than dan carter...its all that charm...teehee cheers

[gert83]

I think you should offer to suck Danny C's choad. He's bin dumped by Kelly.

[redwarrior1971]

c'mon you guys.....get a room will you!!! and what is Nonu on about, disrespecting the Haka... talk about handbags....fuck's sake...think I'll take up knitting

[livvi67]

Basically, I just can't wait til the next world cup where you don't have "Jesus" Jonny Wilkinson to kick the cocky pansies to victory. Hopefully a team that plays real rugby wins it.

I live in Scotland by the way before you say anything and have a lot of family from England. I have watched the attitudes of both sets of fans for years.

[motion2005]

You call England 'pansies'? Have you actually seen the Welsh team these last 5 years? It was your pansy-ish dancing fairies attitude that lost you the Fiji game at the last world cup. Scotland don't have a hope of being arrogant because they're just shit at rugby. They'd look pretty stupid being arrogant coming 5th/6th in the six nations for years and never achieving anything on the world stage. Success breeds confidence/arrogance. Look at NZ all the time, England in 2003, Wales in 2005 and now.

[samoanprideindafale]

Game plan = Homos. Thats pretty spot on.hahahahahaha

[dceht]

The fact is Englands population is 59 million and wales 3 million and yet we have better players than England. without Jonny ur crap. Wales gets no media coverage on rugby its just England england england. your swinging so low that bread of heavan has beaten you at twickers. Cymru am Byth.

[CruddyWebcamProducts]

Jonny is crap, he is basically a test dummy for doctors to discover more ways to break the bones in your foot.

[macphersonleedsunite]

The fact is there are too many Joneses and Williamses in small shit boring ugly remote Wales.

[cadwyn101]

well u wud be an expert on ugly comin from leeds. i spect ur sister is ur mother you have six fingers and one eye. well done on useing a computer tho prob the only way you can see the world

[StFidjnr]

hey you forgot to do the Alternative Rugby Commentary of Australia vs the baa baas.

[livvi67]

I think he has a soft spot for the English, which is a shame. You actually pasted the celts more than the English. You feeling OK? :L

[motion2005]

The 'brave' Celts deserve verbal pastings

[livvi67]

Umm no. I think you'll find it's the arrogant, self-righteous English that deserve that.

The rugby team are so up their own arses it's unbelievable.

[motion2005]

Arrogant? Self righteous? Have you never even seen the Wallabies or All Blacks? The Welsh are acting like they won a world cup after their 1 win against a terrible Australia team. What makes the England rugby team 'up their own arses' exactly?

[livvi67]

Get off it mate, the English rugby team has been arrogant for years. They think they are somehow superior to the rest of the UK at sport. They've won nothing since 2003. In fact it's been like that for years.

I know Englishmen that agree. Even in the 70s when Wales were the dominant side in World Rugby, English pundits and fans were undermining it saying that it was "only rugby". Then as soon as they won a flukey world cup from Jonny's boot the tables suddenly turned o.O

[motion2005]

You and your mates clearly no fuck all. Tell me how the England team think they're better than the rest of the UK at sport? Actual examples of them showing that they think that please, rather than the stereotypical view of supposed arrogant England. They've won nothing since 2003? So what? Getting to three world cup finals out of 6 ain't bad. Yup, we've been mostly poor since 2003, not arguing against that. But so have Scotland, Ireland and Wales at various points in the last 5 years as well.

[livvi67]

The whole English media are ridiculously arrogant. You just need to read Stuart Barnes or Stephen Jones in the Times picking their "Lions XV" this very month. How about Sky Sports with their rose covered studio? It makes the neutral sick. Even on the BBC you have Jeremy Guscott taking the moral high ground on foreign affairs.

It's sickening and it's happened for years. In whatever sport the rest of the world are forced to remember England's "Heroic Underdog World Cup Victories."

[motion2005]

So now you're backtracking and saying that it's the MEDIA that's arrogant, not the England team.Barnes & Jones picking their Lions XV? They may have had a fair few Englishmen after the PI game,but check all the lions squads online now,1 maybe 2 Englishmen at the most, and rightly so for the moment at least.Get over yourself about the rose covered sky studio.They use that for England games, and the market is 10 times bigger than that of Wales anyway.Guscott has been hyping the Welsh up for weeks.

[motion2005]

You think England won a 'flukey' world cup? Now I know you know FUCK ALL about rugby. England were the best team in the world between 2001 and 2003, of that there's no doubt.They beat the three southern hemisphere teams 12 times in a row,had a Six Nations grand slam,and ended up as World Champions at the end of it all.They played extremely exciting rugby between 2000 and 2002 and had something like 24 wins in 25 games. But I'm not sure why you bothered bringing up 2003 anyway,I didn't mention it

[livvi67]

It's an exaggeration, mate. You should know if you are an England rugby team. "We lost 32-6 but it was more because England threw the game away themselves." Yes, you did have a very strong team in 2003 but that's what's sickening.

Take the 2003 rugby world cup. Wales scored more tries than England and played some of the best rugby I've ever watched. But they lost, why? Cause Jonny Wilkinson kicked their way to victory.

The fact that England are no longer the top dog is great for rugby.

[motion2005]

NZ deserved to win by far but getting 4 players sin binned IS commiting suicide.Wales were terrible in 03, 6N wooden spooners again,thrashed by Eng's 2nd XV in Cardiff.Eng were the best team in the world between 00 and 03;but we were going downhill by the time the WC arrived.Luckily we just had enough left to win it.But we played fantastic rugby between 00 & 03.Who cares if Wales scored more tries,it's about knowing how to win a test match,and wales were clueless with their "Welsh way" bollocks.

[rickhawker]

so these videos arnt the kiwis being up their own arse?

[livvi67]

There's a difference. New Zealand are a good rugby team. The way some have acted to the Welsh haka response is just ridiculous. So in some ways you are right.

But they have an excuse. They are the best year in, year out. England aren't and never have been.

[motion2005]

Welsh rugby have lost games to Canada, Samoa, Fiji and Italy. Now that's embarrassing for a supposed rugby mad nation. England have won more grand slams than Wales, and have been in 3 world cup finals out of 6. Have wales ever made the semis? Not since 87 right? haha. Of course England aren't the best at the moment, we're nowhere near,but thats because we're rebuilding and starting out like we did in 1998,with lots of fresh talented faces, who if all goes well should develop into a winning team.

[motion2005]

And by the way, one last thing... you want arrogance? Have you ever seen Ryan Jones, Gavin Henson, Shane Williams or Tom Shanklin in a post match interview? They're the dictionary definition of the word arrogance. The Welsh win one single game against a terrible Aussie side at home, by 3 points, and suddenly it's like they've won a world cup.

[livvi67]

The "plucky" Welsh, as the English media call them, are anything but arrogant so don't start there. When you are being interviewed at the Millenium Stadium (which by the way OWNS the 'atmosphere' at twickers) you are going to say things that get the crowd to cheer.

This whole "humble" England thing is rubbish. Even in 2007 when you hadn't won anything in 4years the English pundits were saying things like "And it's WORLD CHAMPIONS ENGLAND v Wales."

[motion2005]

Because we WERE World champions, whether you like it or not. They'll be calling SA the same in 2011. And yes,you listen to EVERY England player for years and you'll see not a bit of arrogance,particularly in 2007.I was at the MS for the SA game, and the atmosphere was shite, dull and flat. Same for Canada I hear. TW was amazing on sat though.Shane Williams, Ryan Jones & Tom Shanklin are the most arrogant tossers in world rugby.Even after an Ospreys game,I laughed when sarries beat them last year

[motion2005]

Actually it's the Welsh media that keep calling every Welsh loss: "Brave Wales lose to SA, or NZ". The way your players and management have been going on these past few days, you would think Wales had won a world cup! Things like Wales are "destined to win" against Aus, which I think it was Howley who recently said. Arrogant fucks. You'll not see anything like that among the English team or coaches.

[livvi67]

I'm not talking about the players. I'm talking about the fans, the coaches and the pundits more than anyone. Just the entity that is the England rugby team. The fact that you use the British anthem as your anthem just shows how arrogant England are.

I'm not anti-England in any sense of the word. I support the cricket team and wish the football team to do well but the rugby team are so ridiculously arrogant it's horrid. If you don't see that you are blind. EVERYBODY SAYS IT. Even Englishmen!

[motion2005]

No,you're simply believing the typical anti-english stereotype that says Englishmen are arrogant,when if you opened your eyes,you'd see that the fans know exactly how poor we are at the moment,the coaches aren't arrogant and neither are the pundits.The media are,and that's the reason Enland rugby has such a bad rep.I was in the lions tour in 05 and wanted to punch many welshmen for always going on about how much better their players are.Then wales lost by 40pts to NZ 3 months later.Eng lost by 4

[xTheEnglishGirlx]

very nicely said xx

[mikeybosson]

Wales has beaten NZ 3 times, 12.5% of the time, England 19.4%. When they're both that bad I wouldn't be scrapping over who's slightly better.

[fraserdldavidson]

martin johnsons record against the all blacks is pretty good. won 3 lost 3 drawn 1. 50%

[utuberlol]

@fraserdldavidson what? we've haven't won the all blacks in years? what are you on lol

[wojj7]

Screw it.

As painful as it was to watch on saturday and faced with another dreadful 5 years of english rugby (if mr guscott is correct) i'm still well up for the game on saturday. I'm going to be there with bells on thats for sure.

Still, i was hoping the English would get a better pasting as a nation, im all for laughing at myself aswell as others.

[WashThatCar]

Fucken quality again guys! top notch! cannot wait for the pumping to begin!

[gphil1391]

Jed, another beauty mate!! If England thought south africa gave it to them hard, wait til the arse pounding The Blackness gives them. Oh yeah Cipriani, FUCK OFF you bloody plonker!!

[Dozzyx]

ARC is ledgendry. NZ will crush England like a giant stepping on a turd.

[Kewne5]

I wonder how many will notice the subtle "homos"... ;)

[BonelloUK]

Ah, I thought I was the only one :D

[fraserdldavidson]

nice spot boys.

[seasidebridge]

Yeah I spied it. One of the best yet, these liven up the dull days between the weekend!

[samoanprideindafale]

me too

[redwarrior1971]

Jeez....I thought you were going to tear them apart....'specially after the Ireland vid. Still, suppose they need some gentle handling after the SA game...and prior to the sound pumping the Blackness will deliver on saturday...Bless!

[opfazonk]

ouch... :D

[vrrdfff]

that is so good

[workingclassbum]

Thank god that wasn't half as bad as I thought it was going to be. I doubt Cipriani and his magic flutey will be playing saturaday.

[fraserdldavidson]

would be a shame if they didnt. well for us i spose.

[highburyscarlet]

Absolutely brilliant. you obviousley saved the best till last

[AaronTregaskes]

haha this guys a god