Mark Watson - Cracker Highlights (2008)

[GoBanana1234]

He's not actually Welsh

[cupcakesrising]

he reminds me a bit of rory ...

[pauly1991]

again stab! hahahah

[umover18]

thumbs up if u use GILLETTE MACH 3!!!

[princessskullz]

I love how Welsh he goes sometimes :')

[ShaddapaYoFace]

The guy at 1:35 looks like David Mitchell

[DavidJHilt]

Here's a word for you "arsehat"

[GibbsGibberstein]

i'm Aussie and lvoed this.......TYPEWRITER

[ir0nlung]

Liam_Nolan is a cunt !!

[nickburnify]

@scdidh tone*

[scdidh]

"Oi! Come back here!"

"No I don't think I will. If anything that tine counteracts the invitation."

Love him!

[Westkoastkustom]

oi com back ere, Ill tear you a new hole in you arse

[cabby007]

i hate getting stuck ing supermarkets fucking steve

[jaredr8]

ashamed to know he's welsh. about as funny as my foreskin being pulled off with tweezers.

[YourTubeSpellChecker]

I love this guy, he's awesome. He gives it to you straight, like a pear cider made out of 100% pear(s).

[tasteofcoda]

love the joke about the nostalgic laugh, especially as it's on the spot

[Ostrogothicus]

"stuck in a supermarket ****ing Steve" lol

[Simon0Brien]

oh i love this guy

[lalalovekitty]

yay hes welsh like meee!!!!!! :P

[tasteofcoda]

fucking love mark watson love how he comes across as a bit nervous

[pauly1991]

Again stab!! Haha great

[KissMyBluesAway]

"Over you go, they stab you."

[thewalrusfan]

@mattysmyth0593 Firstly its spelt Bristol and secondly if he was born into a Welsh family that makes him Welsh. For example, Cliff Richard was born in the India yet it doesnt mean hes Indian.

[BennettIsAmazing]

Why is he putting on a Welsh accent? He doesn't do that for shows he does in England.. plus he's from England!?

[thewalrusfan]

@BennettIsAmazing he is welsh

[Mattysmyth0593]

@thewalrusfan He was born in Britol and from a welsh family. So He is English.

[lalalovekitty]

@BennettIsAmazing he acctually is welsh i think it said so on nevermind the buzzcock

[Ev3ryUsernamesTaken]

@lalalovekitty He is english and his parents are welsh i think. fucking hilarious either way =]

[Missrainbow15]

how could 14 peeps not like this man? He does that "Park do some drugs" Joke way too often though,

[owenhunt]

@Missrainbow15 Wow.... Still only 14 Peeps?

[axel39er]

Bursting with questions!

[insanewayne75]

Brillient!!!

[baboon2525]

why is trevor brooking after plastic surgery in the audience?

[danpayne118]

why are australians so much better looking and happier than us brits :'(

[cliftonkid]

@danpayne118 one word; beaches.

[danpayne118]

so true

[ad1170]

better weatheir

[lilpinga23]

haha those were the days, 5 seconds ago haha so funny

[dhathway]

not funny

[Lynnch1]

Ah he is.

[555hugs]

i actually did laugh at 'typewriter'.

[GibbsGibberstein]

@555hugs 100th liker

[ChazBoable]

@555hugs that's because it's a joke

[hygrow]

this is just racist we don't all speak in sounds or stab ppl

[luk3112]

;_(

[InsideTheMindOfBruce]

I've seen this so many times and it's still funny!... I love his bumbling style comedy... He's like a funny and decent Hugh Grant (^_^)

[SirrSnowman]

I was bursting with questions

hahaha

[metalrules2791]

mark along with ross noble are my favourites because they always have new jokes and/or they make it up as they go along

[stufromglasgow]

but hes done the joke bout his name and the park etc joke like 3or4 times:(

[WonderBunnys]

i love this man :|

[froghornleghorn]

why does he have to ruin everything with those annoying magners adverts?

[KikiLaBouche]

On his twitter (I think) he said he'd written a book, but because he wasn't that well known his agent told him to do some adverts and stuff so the book would sell better.

I wouldn't say it "ruined everything" really...it's just an advert...

[froghornleghorn]

It might just be an advert, but they are the most annoying thing on television. Closely followed by that guy off "my family" and the documentation of his romance with some goofy woman that is supposed to persuade me to use BT.

[platinumblindmusic]

I actually thought those ads were alrite. Besides the worst thing on TV is that 3phone company sponsor video on channel 4 when there's that really irritating guy with curly hair making crappy jokes.

[lookitzharry]

YES!! tht guys deserves to be hung 4 making me not completely enjoy 8 out of 10 cats

[claireoncamera]

omg i hate spencer brown

he is SO annoying

[j3n0vA444]

Best comedian

[foccha]

He's so fast paced love it lol.

[Ankitaaaaa1]

LOL!

[sprangcjk]

i love that he always has new material.

[tiagomartinho77]

i didnt know this guys, is fckng awesome. Great i´m gonna watch more of his videos...

[sach3]

omg he is funny

[Lynnch1]

Gas!

[AliceMayEdwards]

hahahahhahha

[chriskelm1]

LOLOLOLOL MTYPEW WRITER

[Georgiara144]

followed by a sigh of what? 1:23

[wrexhamjack123]

Nostalgia

[Osloq]

nostalgia

[OoashlynoO]

he is so drunk. :L

i love him, funniest comedian, & writer as well (:

[Tkred1]

i think Mark is hilarious

[Syoles]

Fuck. This guy lives up to the hype. A sign of a good comedian is to take the funny side of any situation. He does this with bells on. Would have no trouble dealing with hecklers.

[RebellionSword]

saw him live aswell like 2days okays he is fuking hilarious!! He signed my tickets and i got a photo with him!!

[Blackers007]

This guys a pisser. Saw him live and laughed sooo hard. The Age keeps slamming him the dumb Fucks

[luvcomedy123]

@Blackers007 The Age slam him?  Cuuuuuuuunts.

[froog1988]

funny as fuck hope he goes on tour soon

[FortuneTS]

This guys funny pure and simple!

[feng87]

Hahah keep rocking ARK! Sounds like Mark too. XD

[musichard101]

zoo york ur an idiot hes brilliant

Go Watson

[graciegrace3]

his dad teaches me science and his sisters are in my skl

[sebodone]

does his dad ramble as much as he does? Or does he get that from his mum?

[gellis2007]

Lol his welsh accent alone cracks me up! FOUNTAIN PEN

[antbubb]

Saw him in Cardiff a couple of days ago...absoultly brilliant with original comedy!

[spazabarri]

he was a bit pissed

[Frankie1992]

I saw him at Edinburgh Festival..

"Yorkie: It's not for Girls..thats discriminating against half the population..it's like 'Minstrels..they're not for jews'"

[patricksparks96]

3:36 lol

[cityfanchris]

i love this guy, i met him and he's as funny and nice in person as he is on stage =D namely cos he came back to his home town bristol and came down bristol city ground, great man!!!

[tomsouthlondon26]

his accent really annoys me , he's good but not as good as a lot of people think

[InsufferablyYours]

Genius, so funny one of my favourite comedians actually, fucking steve xD. *Nostalgia laugh sigh*

[furonprincess1]

typewriter :P:P:P:P

[JarnBjorn72]

"Don't laugh, this is the best a man can get, officially"!

[AliMakaveliDa7thSign]

Best Comedianz:

Mark Watson

Lee Evanz

Russell Peterz

Micheal Macintyre

[royalhabbo25]

How many spelling mistakes can you make in a short list?

Idiot

[AliMakaveliDa7thSign]

go fuck yoself.. stupid cock suckin boitch..

u obviously been out or gt no m8z..

u stupid son of a bitch.. ent ya heard of slang??

go drink sum tea u posh mofoka

[Rmg12]

slang does not = spelling mistkes :P But I agree with mark watson and michael mcintyre

[AliMakaveliDa7thSign]

spelling mistkes?? ok lol

[ZooYork969]

your a fucking idiot you only use slang when your talking to people who UNDERSTAND the slang... you idiot...

[AliMakaveliDa7thSign]

suck dick biotch

[ZooYork969]

is that slang for im a complete fag who has no half decent comebacks?

[cruelcomments]

saw him in Birmingham

[iampansy]

Lol,seeing him soon,yey(:

But he stole my thing about predicted text-steve...Haha.

[keepinitcheeky]

''typewriter''

[rainbowtoesocks]

Love him! Nice ot see his confidence improving since his early stints

[LaurennWw]

again stab :))

love him man <3

[HCDrulz0001]

Should be made a regular on Mock the Week!

[CherryGarrard]

He's brilliant.

[PirateMonkey01]

haha

"typewriter"

[bluesummer25]

his jokes and the weird accent makes me laugh harder :D Again, STAB!

[JarnBjorn72]

Mark Watson is a funny, funny man!

[elektraXstratocaster]

Lmao...He sounds so drunk at some points XD

[rainbowtoesocks]

Doesnt he just! really surprised how funny he was though

[wickedchicked]

man there sure are some extremely gay people in the audience

[soappatch]

why is that relevant?

[wickedchicked]

this is youtube. everything is relevant.

[bornhuman2]

you can tell this just by looking at them?

[OneHellOfAPrizeFight]

isn't he lovely.

[formerfan]

"Again, STAB!"

[xcollidex]

haha i love the end joke about predictive text

[Laila4929]

i want his babies!!!!

[DamageIncM]

Me too, if they're just as funny I can put one in each room. :)

[tehsuperpotato]

I say him at the Fringe too!!!, on Sunday

[Elhock]

thats the most boring story i have ever heard.

[Lynnch1]

Hes very good.

[UltimateRetard]

i am welsh and australian, so this gig was the icing on the cake

[n00bcatcher]

lol, he's not really welsh, he puts the accent on, he's from bristol

[pow1983]

Close enough

[n00bcatcher]

what do you mean?

[pow1983]

A bridge separates bristol and wales

[n00bcatcher]

yeah, I know, I thought you meant he's from somewhere else close to bristol, lol

[kahsernlin1]

this guy is soooo hot..i want him bad

[dilboy1234]

me too!

[0JamesHindle0]

Go on! Put Wales on the map!

[onlydan]

haha he's an awesome comedian, his delivery style is immense. Don't miss him live if he's near you, real treat!

[omgover9000]

he admited once that it wasnt his proper accent he puts it on for his shows but he is welsh

[saleri]

again, STAB

[jammin023]

He keeps losing his Welsh accent in this clip. I wonder if secretly he's a well-spoken Englishman who wasn't a particularly gifted comedian until he discovered the inherent comedy value of a ridiculous accent...

[allmodcons6]

he was born in bristol to welsh parents so he exagerrates the accent

[0JamesHindle0]

the welsh accent is not rediculous!!!!

[Bigtombowski]

yep, having checked wikipedia, he does exaggerate the welsh thing. He was born in bristol and went to school there, then he went to university in Cambridge, so his accent should either be west-country, or posh english, but his parents are welsh, so he probably mimics their accent :)

[honeyjv]

noooo, llooooooovvvee the welsh accent :)

[wrexhamjack123]

Oi, I have that accent!

[wrexhamjack123]

Wales rules.

[Bigtombowski]

he's not really welsh, from bristol england

[wrexhamjack123]

I know, I just think his accent is good.

[superherolauren]

lmaooo .

It's so funny when he looks for a place to put his drink and he's like... "oh"

hahhaa .

[Halo3fan012]

Its funny.. but his voice was slurred.. I think he might've been drunk.. lol

[aussie2234]

he's just welsh

[2007regulars]

Aw. Mark. He's lovely.

[bckrwr]

LOLOLOLOL