i used to go to a christian school for the first 4 years of school, i just went with it but i was a little kid then and at some point i was just like OMG people actually believe this! so no one told me that god didn't exist i just figured it out for myself.
atheists push people away from faith ,in return they give the emptiness of heart and nothing .They think they are wise,pride ,and that they are owe everything of themselves ,that raise from nothing and later they will be nothing again :-)) ,,The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall .goodness and love does not come from nothingness. START from ,,The Divine Mercy Devotion? - EWTN ,, find it on google
Ok honestly I thought you were serious at the beginning and was tempted to click the video off but I didn't and it kept getting more and more ridiculous as the video continued and by 2 minutes in, I knew you were kidding. I also checked the tag in the description to make sure...and since this is placed in Comedy...yeah (I should have realized from the start this was going to be satire since there seems to be so many of them). Funny ending too. :)
@slothfulhurdle6 So now I'm going to assume you're going to associate atheists with murderers, right? Classic.
By simply observing the world you will realize that modern American society follows no more than four commandments regularly, so I suppose you think equally poorly of everybody.
Seriously though, atheists can have morality just like everyone else can, so if you're going to use the aforementioned argument, at least critically think about it first.
Videos like this one make me really proud about being atheist. WE are atheists cause we have the intelligence and knowledge to realize that God isn't real! Your stupid arguments just make people see the reality, religious people are blind and we can even say that they are stupid in some way
Check out my videos "Religion is ridiculous" (specifically Christianity)...good stuff...rate it!! Christians i CHALLENGE you to watch and have an open mind. Athiests go and check them out, if you like it then give them a thumbs up! Help spread the truth!
wtf is this real or just comedy??? christians are the dumb ones, they just believe everything that stands in a book. no proof at all! im with those who studied physics, biology, etc. not those who studied a book that was written when people thought the earth is a disc.
One thing I really abhor about religion is that they always segregate people into groups. There are too many interpretations. And how could you possibly define which is better than the other when all teaches moral understanding of what rightness should be. Wake up people, I'm not trying to say religion is bad, just pick whatever that's good from it and stop categorizing people (atheist too). We are humans and we should all work together to propel the world forward.
Iim not really sure if this is just a joke cause most christians i know kinda sound like him and well yea atheist cant think for themselfs? But yet every religiouse fanatic needs to go to church and read the bible to know how to live there fuckin lifes thats ironic
"And God proceeded to make the two great luminaries, the greater luminary for dominating the day and the lesser luminary for dominating the night..." (Genesis 1:16)
Definition of Luminary:
Dictionary,com - "a celestial body, as the sun or moon."
Merrium-Webster: "a body that gives light; especially: one of the celestial bodies"
Wikipedia - "one of the two brightest and most astrological planets: the Sun and the Moon"
My problem is that you just said you have to pick and choose what you want to believe and not, and whatever you pick you're a christian. So by that logic you could pick all the parts that have nothing to do with god or jesus. Secondly, the reason you can't use the 2nd law of thermodynamics is because Earth is not a closed system. and by the way, what are the other laws of thermodynamics? and it's called that abiogenesis because Gensis is a word we created to mean the forming of something.
Well at least we've got only one version of God's book which is the Qur'an and all of them have the same words made of the same letters (and we do believe in the Bible and the Torah, but what makes them wrong is that they're not all the same). Too bad the bibles aren't all the same
actually you should NEVER get it, you are waging war on people who do not believe in god(s), they don't believe in them the same way you don't believe in Allah or the flying spaghetti manster. This makes you a jerk over one of the most simple things. Also we do think for ourselves and came to the conclusion that god(s) have a near infinitesimately low chance of existing, either that or we were lucky enough to never have heard about these god(s). (I am the formor example)
@doombybbr by "never get it" i meant the noel prize, actually a lot of people believe the idea of there being a god without questioning because it was rammed into their skulls at childhood.
Lol brilliant! At first I was like haha this guy is an idiot I can't belive Christians actually belive this shit .... Then I was like o.O wait..... Haha I see what you did there ;)
I suspect UR problem is because our Creator God must be revealed & cannot be "proven" to someone who seeks a narrow, modernist, skeptical, materialist proof (because this Creator is, by definition, Transcendent to His creation(not a finite entity in His own creation). According to what we believe about the LORD, He will NEVER make Himself known to anyone who is arrogant, proud & full of their own self-centered conceit. Have you read "Mere Christianity" ? God respects the free will
lol you know what'd be funny?! if athiests start having their OWN versions of belief lmfao, like athiest #1: i believe that there is no god AND science is right ((and)) athiest #2: i believe there is no god BUT science is wrong
The satire he does a good job with, because he keeps it on the crazy line so if your not paying attention your think he's being serious or if your just an idiot.
Check out my videos "Religion is Ridiculous"...specifically Christianity...good stuff...rate it!!! Christians i CHALLENGE you to watch it and have an open mind...anti-theists go to my videos and give it a thumbs up!
@Adimurti The second time I am watching this I see that he is being ironic. However, when I commented I was just redirected from an Ann Coulter video where she was giving her hate speech about other religions. Therefore I came into this video a little pissed off from all the intolerance.
@Adimurti thanks for understanding. I try and be as tolerant to everyone as humanly possible and I hate it when I come accross as intolerant. It makes me feel like I sunk to a new low.
wow. i could have sworn it was actually .... oh ya you guys call yourselves a flock. LMAO.
your arrogance is beyond comprehension. ... wow. im actually going to have to turn you off. i can usually laugh my way through them. you ... *facepalm i truly hope you are being sarcastic in what you claim. please dont talk to children. idiocy IS contagious
@PirateDuckyy You do get that he's joking right.... He's siding with Atheists in his videos by showing the bullshit Christians put out in arguments, etc.
CHRISTIANS ARE SO DELLUDED!!! MUSLIMS ARE RIGHT!!! muslims believe in all prophets and that there 's only one god ALLAH, Jesus was just like any other messenger of GOD, except he didnt die, he will be back to kill the anti-christ !!! Atheists are out of the game!!
Atheists DO think about religion. Idiot. Also, I was raised as a Christian. I was brainwashed into the religion by Christian parents. Then I started thinking for myself and stop believing in fairy tales.
@canomarquina I would go with atheists who did'nt watch the video, because the way I knew this wasn't really bashing atheists right off the bat was the like bar. Seriously go to any video that bashing atheism and see a nice red bar, then go to one that bashes religion and look at all the likes. Youtube has given me hope for the future.
LOL actually i became an athiest because im an open-minded i asked myself questions like Where did god actually came from ?, Why the hell did he kick out satan and let satan make evil when he can just kill him ? why dont you ask yourself those questions too ?
religious nutballs cant think for them selfs that why they follow a book religious nutball leaders to tell them to kill unbelievers, its in the bible and q'uran people look it up,
I don't think "nothing" of God. I don't believe it exists. But as a character he is a great villain, like the Joker. No reason for his insanity just pure evil going crazy.
Nobody thinks for themselves. Every thought we ever have is the effect of some prior cause. All science is dictated to us gradually from higher powers centuries ahead of us. If the sheep are cocky enough to call themselves "free-thinkers" then try unlearning all the formal indoctrination, turn off the TV & do some independent research. Of course most people are liars in this immoral post-modern era so it won't make a difference. "Let he who thinks he stands take heed lest he fall" -Apostle Paul
@saintstrawman Proverbs 12:15 "The way of the fool is right in his own eyes" when you can have as much accumulated knowledge as we have today and still put a randomly-evolving continuum in the place of an open conspiracy, then mock those who are *truly* educated, when you can make entertainment the priority of life & passionately hate any truth that contradicts you own will, that makes you unwise, undiscerning, spiritually immature & psychopathic; can't see beyond your own subjective light.
Holy shit, there's so many people on these videos that don't get that it's satire. Do you people watch Stephen Colbert and REALLY think he's republican. HOLY SHIT.
@AoSSaint Originally the Bible was in Hebrew and the Book of Genesis wasn't called Genesis at all, so the Bible didn't steal it from anyone. The translators just used the word since it means "origin".
I'm not a Christian by the way. Just thought you'd like to know.
God is real, but the reason why we have so many problems on this earth is when we are presented with religion and we choose to not believe it, we also choose not to believe God exists. But if we could realize God isnt what the Bible teaches, he is for sure a mystery, But a God has to exist. He isnt human, he isnt a living life form, he is more like the glue of the Universe in my eyes. Or the one true Law of the Universe. But religion, religious books,is all BS created to control and keep us dumb
@ryan6627 who fuckin cares? lmao, most of the stuff we do in life we dont even understand wh dealing with but we do it anyways. Like Love, have kids, relationships. lol. And Like I Said, I Believe God is part of everything that exists. I dont follow the Bible and dont believe in Religion. Believing in God is like believing in yourself. WHat if someone laughs at you because you believe in yourself. You dont have to prove them your capable. You only have to prove yourself. Dumbass :D
@ryan6627 BTW I really dont give a FUCK ;) I posted a comment, and you got offended cuz your a pussy. Im a dumbass for believing in what I want to believe in? I didnt attack any1 or even personally contradict something you wrote me. SO BITCH have a good day.
@Phoenixadj Im not affended, I felt you were an idiot :D And you're to much of a pussy to handle death, and need a God to comfort you, then well, you're a little pussy :D
@ryan6627 lol death? Im not afraid of death. Im not afraid to die. And believing in God has nothing to do with religion. I dont believe in Religion, and Holy Books to me are more of a historical recourse. Not to mention the many legends they have. SO lets get this straight okay because obviously you havent read WTF I wrote. I believe in God, But I think he is different from what they teach at church. Infact he isnt anything like a person. I wont waste my time explaining. and affended?
@Phoenixadj Agree with you when you say..."God is nothing like a person. We can never meet God like the Bible says". It's othodox religion which has brain washed people into thinking God is like something to be feared, they twisted scripture to fit what they felt would frighten people into church, through preaching their false ideas of fire and damnation.
@ryan6627 lol im talking to a kid who cant spell "Offended" I wouldnt care it were a more difficult word.But that word is routine. Pathetic bro. lmao. Lets talk some more because you need help understanding. I Believe in God, But I have my own views on what "God" is.God doesnt Punish or reward. It happens naturally through his law. Again he is nothing like a person. We can never meet him like the Bible says. Thats why there is injustice because he isnt good, bad or neutral. Hes the Law
@Phoenixadj And where is your evidence for this? If hes nothing like a person then you cant even say why you believe in this God. God is not the law. No God exist.
@Phoenixadj "I'm talking to a kid who can't spell "Offended". I wouldn't care if it were a more difficult word, but that word is routine. Pathetic, bro. Lmao. Let's talk some more, because you need help understanding. I Believe in God, but I have my own views on what "God" is."
I could go on correcting your terrible grammar, but that wouldn't leave me room to point out I was doing so in a "rubbing your nose in it" way.
Don't try to trump people on language when you can't use an apostrophe.
@Adimurti lol, WHo cares about grammar. this is youtube. AND all I mentioned was you couldnt spell "Offended" Biotch! ;) And in the END I win. Because you have no argument. Point is I have FREEDOM. You dont want freedom. You want us all to be Robots. Okay :D But Ill still do me bitch! :D:D:D PEc Nook
@Phoenixadj Actually, you didn't point out anything about my spelling of the word "offended". I was just pointing out that you bitching and complaining about the misspelling of offended when your grammar is so dire makes you look like an arse.
You have no idea whether I'm religious or otherwise, so how could you assume I want everyone to be "robots"? Personally, I think people should believe whatever they want, so long as they consider why they believe it and don't try to force it onto others.
@Adimurti LMAO your a dumbass. Are you stupid? You cant read? I believe Something exists. We just call him God. And thats fine with me Becuase I dont know what that something is that exists so Calling it God is fine for now :) But What I believe is something far different from what Religion teaches dumbass. I dont think God is a person. I fell like when you talk to him, you are really talking to yourself. But you are communicating with him still because we are all partly God.Bitch READ
@Phoenixadj I said you were religious, not that you were part of an organised religion. There's a difference. If you'd paid attention, you'd see that I gave you the definition for religion, not organised religion. Stop digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole. You're making yourself look like an absolute idiot.
@ryan6627 and that is why I can Fucking cuss, and act the way I like because I follow what I believe and I feel different about what God expects from us. He isnt looking for christian followers who sacrifice their lives worshiping him. He is looking for good people with good intentions who make sacrifices for their wives, and kids Like I do. Weed is good, And I smoke it too. Whats worse? People who are alcoholics. Open your fucking mind bro, we are entering a new time. An awakening
@Phoenixadj Unfortunately for you, religious texts are static. If you're going to follow a religion with any dignity, you can't just pick and choose the parts you want to hear. Yeah, the New Testament is all love and sacrifice and turning the other cheek, but the Old Testament has a very different tone. God is pissed, wants your undivided attention, and if you so much as sneeze without his blessing, you're going to be the Devil's bitch for the remainder of eternity.
let me say this to you Edward... being a Christian is a Good thing, you believe in a all knowing God.... But you know Christians and Atheists are just people, Christians sometimes can't be smart without reading or research, Atheists are also like that... come on We are not perfect in many ways I'm a christian but I'm not that perfect So don't call atheist weak minded we Christians can be too you know! and please We have our beliefs they have theirs so leave them" ATHEISTS YOU ROCK GUYs "
An the "true believers" who are marching in the same pace believing in the SAME thing !!!!
Religion is the greatest sham in the history of humanity!!!!
No im waiting for the ruthless inquisition to come and punish me for telling the truth...
i dont know how much stupid people have to be to be a christian! we are not in medieval times anymore - people believe what they want to believe in - this "war" against atheism just made you look a lot more dumber to the whole Youtube community.
@Esoremada However the most obvious symptom of VILLAGE ATHEIST SYNDROME is an inability to compromise, or to get along with others. This is first noticed in board meetings of humanist and free thought groups where the village atheist is attempting to get his/her way. Though Village Atheist Syndrome most frequently appears in males, when females present with it they seem to get a more severe case.
@Thechristiancullen I didnt say anything like that lol. You asked "When do atheists respect each other?" and I gave you a really specific answer because I was mocking you for asking a stupid question. I dont think the level of respect people show each other has much to do with religious beliefs, there's no atheist disrespect club where we get together and make fun of religions.
@a1g1h1u1 Depends on your definition of a christian. Going to church does not make you a christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a mechanic.
bitch you lost this war the second I saw this shit
1christianity is the easy way out you dont need to reserch any thing just belive what this diluted institute of lazyness and you can never beat a chritian because if you ask them a question they just say GOD MADE IT THAT WAY 2 there is proof that the earth is billions of years old not 6000 dumb ass
3 read about the monkey trials that took place in the 1900s when a teacher is put on trial for teachin evolution not the creation story.
You're an idiot. We can't think for ourselves? Yet, you get ALL of your information about your religion from a fucking book. "Because the bible said it, it's true" You, my good sir, is a fucking idiot. You know, my parents are Christian, yet, I chose that God is bullshit. You think that I can not make my own decisions?
I hate to see so many acclaimed, thinkers so act so brazenly. This video is SARCASTIC, he did everything short of posting a neon sign to inform you of this. Trolololol
how are christians thinking for themselves but not atheists? all smart persons throught time have been atheists - beacuse christianity is based on babylonic and egyptic mythology and random made up stuff. and you have to answear to all those questions u just talked about, but.. well you havent. also, if ur son asks "how can we know god exists" you should, if u follow the bible, stone him to death. Also the bible says that you must seek the truth at the same time as you have to deny evolution
omw!!!!! Dude, it was funny but now it is so annoying that there are so many people taking this seriously!! Apparently, most people of the world have like noooo sense of humor WHATSOEVER!!!!!!
Having a god that tells you whats right or wrong, and a list of things you can not do, and the tell of how everything was made in a few days just shows how the religious people need to think less about their actions and surroundings. just follow what another human or book told them, never a god of course.
ok what the hell???? dude wtf???? he just called an athiest duam???? im sorry i must either 1 go smoke weed to relax or face palm, this guy is insane,, and im talking to both side's here christian's athiest any relgion at all,, this guy is insane!! leave this video this man is completly of his rollout, if you know how this man really is please report him to a mental care faciliaty.
@capitals721 Speaking of fairytales; at some time in the distant past there was no life in the universe -- just elements and chemical compounds. Somehow, these chemicals combined and came to life.
Im sorry but saying Atheists are too dumb to think on their own is extremely stupid of you to say. Think of this way you are all marching in line like a sheep from what the bible is and don't question it. Atheists at least think for themselves using science. So you sir, are retarded.
@RunningHalo3andMW2 Hes a troll dude he's making fun of religious people because they basically act like how he says they act and how a lot of the bible is basically really full of shit.
That's the problem with you stupid, repugnant christians. You assume WE don't know, when in actuality, it's YOU who has no idea. Use your fucking head! You know, that lump three feet above your ass...
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1970000100 1 hour ago
i used to go to a christian school for the first 4 years of school, i just went with it but i was a little kid then and at some point i was just like OMG people actually believe this! so no one told me that god didn't exist i just figured it out for myself.
taylan637 2 hours ago
Don't be a sheep, be a theist. Seems legit.
cloudycolacorp 2 hours ago
He must be trolling.
RusiesKroket 3 hours ago
Christians would label me and my family as atheists just because we never went to church. we did always acknowledge God though.
jjallen1976 6 hours ago
This is an excellent video! One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Please link it to any religious people you know.
TheJrr71 20 hours ago
Sometimes I can't even tell for sure if he's trolling or not.
DukeTheGamer 21 hours ago
@EdwardCurrent im sorry but im jewish i dont think the doctor still has my foreskin though sorry:(
tejjaw 22 hours ago
I wish we you and I we're both gay ed, so we could be together forever
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atheists push people away from faith ,in return they give the emptiness of heart and nothing .They think they are wise,pride ,and that they are owe everything of themselves ,that raise from nothing and later they will be nothing again :-)) ,,The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall .goodness and love does not come from nothingness. START from ,,The Divine Mercy Devotion? - EWTN ,, find it on google
kongo4527 1 day ago
I hope all you commenters seriously don't think this is real. This is actually hilarious. I love this guy.
Epic0Studios 1 day ago
This guy is amazing. Seriously. Clearly this is satire.
79AZLotus 1 day ago
Ok honestly I thought you were serious at the beginning and was tempted to click the video off but I didn't and it kept getting more and more ridiculous as the video continued and by 2 minutes in, I knew you were kidding. I also checked the tag in the description to make sure...and since this is placed in Comedy...yeah (I should have realized from the start this was going to be satire since there seems to be so many of them). Funny ending too. :)
aradamichaels 1 day ago
Atheism is the act of not believing in god therefor there is no "Ten commandments" or rules of god to follow.
slothfulhurdle6 1 day ago
@slothfulhurdle6 So now I'm going to assume you're going to associate atheists with murderers, right? Classic.
By simply observing the world you will realize that modern American society follows no more than four commandments regularly, so I suppose you think equally poorly of everybody.
Seriously though, atheists can have morality just like everyone else can, so if you're going to use the aforementioned argument, at least critically think about it first.
zthomasack 1 day ago
I am pretty sure this is satire.
MaherLeary 1 day ago
It has to be trolling right?
M0man 1 day ago
He must be trolling, no christian can be this stupid
rather funny really
penbandit 1 day ago
Not sure if trollin or stupid
anuragborn2rock 1 day ago
He's a troll.You have all been Rick (T)rolled.
AtheistFMD518 2 days ago
I hope this is fake.
nerdfighter3978 2 days ago
Videos like this one make me really proud about being atheist. WE are atheists cause we have the intelligence and knowledge to realize that God isn't real! Your stupid arguments just make people see the reality, religious people are blind and we can even say that they are stupid in some way
AzaakM 2 days ago
is he serious?
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Thank you for this video :) Great comedy! Had a great laugh. Keep up the good work
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Check out my videos "Religion is ridiculous" (specifically Christianity)...good stuff...rate it!! Christians i CHALLENGE you to watch and have an open mind. Athiests go and check them out, if you like it then give them a thumbs up! Help spread the truth!
gasmask4poop 3 days ago
@mobaman91 you're a dumbass. It's satire. gtfo
JustPlaytheTrack 3 days ago
@JustPlaytheTrack sorry i couldnt tell, thats why i asked! you dont have to be mean dude
mobaman91 3 days ago
Is he trolling?
thatslightlyposhguy 3 days ago 17
@thatslightlyposhguy Yes or no... It's all Poe's law... Just laugh, just laugh... It'll help you sleep.
Xel963 2 days ago
@thatslightlyposhguy he is a very good troll
Nujjitoza 2 days ago
@thatslightlyposhguy Yes
IcyFluff 2 days ago
@thatslightlyposhguy duh, he's EdwardCurrent
zthomasack 1 day ago
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yeah, don't worry, it's satire.
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Emperor470 3 days ago
wtf is this real or just comedy??? christians are the dumb ones, they just believe everything that stands in a book. no proof at all! im with those who studied physics, biology, etc. not those who studied a book that was written when people thought the earth is a disc.
mobaman91 3 days ago
@mobaman91 to me its comedy and what you just said is very true
ytgoldlight 3 days ago
LOL that thermodynamics part was hilarious.
dolerbom 3 days ago
One thing I really abhor about religion is that they always segregate people into groups. There are too many interpretations. And how could you possibly define which is better than the other when all teaches moral understanding of what rightness should be. Wake up people, I'm not trying to say religion is bad, just pick whatever that's good from it and stop categorizing people (atheist too). We are humans and we should all work together to propel the world forward.
hardc0r3gam3r 3 days ago
STFU Chode
bauuau18 4 days ago
I love his outfit XD
mattgresh1 4 days ago
whoa wtf is wrong with u tell that to Stephen hawking u jerk, having to live your life by a book is not thinking for yourself
ninjacyfy 5 days ago
i can't watch it anymore to see if it's a joke
ElHasZardo 5 days ago
"intellectual laziness" buy some other books people... you need more then one!
ElHasZardo 5 days ago
Iim not really sure if this is just a joke cause most christians i know kinda sound like him and well yea atheist cant think for themselfs? But yet every religiouse fanatic needs to go to church and read the bible to know how to live there fuckin lifes thats ironic
TheDocvish 5 days ago
@jonnyneo53 Moonlight is the light from the Sun reflected by the Moon to Earth.
TheIceman1832 5 days ago
@TheIceman1832 @YaleBreaker
"And God proceeded to make the two great luminaries, the greater luminary for dominating the day and the lesser luminary for dominating the night..." (Genesis 1:16)
Definition of Luminary:
Dictionary,com - "a celestial body, as the sun or moon."
Merrium-Webster: "a body that gives light; especially: one of the celestial bodies"
Wikipedia - "one of the two brightest and most astrological planets: the Sun and the Moon"
This Bible passage is accurate.
jonnyneo53 4 days ago
@jonnyneo53 sun and moon are not planets. and the moon is not bright... the earth isnt too don you think so? who has written that stuff on wikipedia?
mobaman91 3 days ago
@mobaman91 Yea, the wikipedia definition is kind of Retarded, but the other definitions still stand.
jonnyneo53 3 days ago
Really? the moon isnt a light? Thats why they call it MOONLIGHT!!
jonnyneo53 5 days ago
@jonnyneo53 It's not a light in the sense the Bible takes it to be.
YaleBreaker 5 days ago
lol even if god is actually real im gunna have fun with him in hell :P
AeroMuch 5 days ago
IT'S A PISS TAKE LOLOLOLOLOLOL
eofregene 6 days ago
My problem is that you just said you have to pick and choose what you want to believe and not, and whatever you pick you're a christian. So by that logic you could pick all the parts that have nothing to do with god or jesus. Secondly, the reason you can't use the 2nd law of thermodynamics is because Earth is not a closed system. and by the way, what are the other laws of thermodynamics? and it's called that abiogenesis because Gensis is a word we created to mean the forming of something.
Krseyffert 6 days ago
"Muslims are so deluded " ?
Well at least we've got only one version of God's book which is the Qur'an and all of them have the same words made of the same letters (and we do believe in the Bible and the Torah, but what makes them wrong is that they're not all the same). Too bad the bibles aren't all the same
Dethjingles995 6 days ago
wait a sec, this is a joke, disregard what i said before, lol.
doombybbr 6 days ago
wait, disregard what i just said, this is a joke isn't it.....
doombybbr 6 days ago
The funniest thing is that christians call their god their "shepard" and hence that analogy about being a sheep is silly.
doombybbr 6 days ago
actually you should NEVER get it, you are waging war on people who do not believe in god(s), they don't believe in them the same way you don't believe in Allah or the flying spaghetti manster. This makes you a jerk over one of the most simple things. Also we do think for ourselves and came to the conclusion that god(s) have a near infinitesimately low chance of existing, either that or we were lucky enough to never have heard about these god(s). (I am the formor example)
doombybbr 6 days ago
@doombybbr by "never get it" i meant the noel prize, actually a lot of people believe the idea of there being a god without questioning because it was rammed into their skulls at childhood.
doombybbr 6 days ago
Lol brilliant! At first I was like haha this guy is an idiot I can't belive Christians actually belive this shit .... Then I was like o.O wait..... Haha I see what you did there ;)
heartsandotherthings 6 days ago
If anything Atheists think for themselves more rather that following a 3500 year old book make their own choose and chose to find their own answer.
Honestly the main thing that drove me away from region was learning about the Universe
Legionari3 1 week ago
this is pure gold :'D
99NuttY 1 week ago
This video makes me so glad about being an Atheist.
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I suspect UR problem is because our Creator God must be revealed & cannot be "proven" to someone who seeks a narrow, modernist, skeptical, materialist proof (because this Creator is, by definition, Transcendent to His creation(not a finite entity in His own creation). According to what we believe about the LORD, He will NEVER make Himself known to anyone who is arrogant, proud & full of their own self-centered conceit. Have you read "Mere Christianity" ? God respects the free will
shieldsff 2 days ago
lol you know what'd be funny?! if athiests start having their OWN versions of belief lmfao, like athiest #1: i believe that there is no god AND science is right ((and)) athiest #2: i believe there is no god BUT science is wrong
thepianistoh 1 week ago
i like this man. athiesm ho akbar!
aids69dude 1 week ago
The satire he does a good job with, because he keeps it on the crazy line so if your not paying attention your think he's being serious or if your just an idiot.
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gasmask4poop 1 week ago
Are atheist incapable of critical thinking skills? this sounds a little biggoted by a person who is truely suffering from dogma.
bexksamuel20 1 week ago
@bexksamuel20 Pssst. He's being ironic. ;)
Adimurti 1 week ago
@Adimurti The second time I am watching this I see that he is being ironic. However, when I commented I was just redirected from an Ann Coulter video where she was giving her hate speech about other religions. Therefore I came into this video a little pissed off from all the intolerance.
bexksamuel20 1 week ago
@bexksamuel20 Understandable. I get pretty pissed off at a lot of the videos around this subject (from atheists as much as religious people).
Adimurti 1 week ago
@Adimurti thanks for understanding. I try and be as tolerant to everyone as humanly possible and I hate it when I come accross as intolerant. It makes me feel like I sunk to a new low.
bexksamuel20 1 week ago
@bexksamuel20 Don't worry about it. All you can to is try to be tolerant. Some people make that incredibly difficult, but you're only human. :p
Adimurti 1 week ago
hahaha is this guy for real?
BBC4UANDME 1 week ago
@BBC4UANDME No.
Adimurti 1 week ago
GENIOUS!!
joergus 1 week ago
I died at the Abiogenesis line
SuperKingAmazing 1 week ago
Another retarded religious ...
MinerVatkan 1 week ago
darkmatter2525 why do theists really hate atheists you might as well know WHY you feel rejected when we only want to admit we dont know something
patrickhstar 1 week ago
wow. i could have sworn it was actually .... oh ya you guys call yourselves a flock. LMAO.
your arrogance is beyond comprehension. ... wow. im actually going to have to turn you off. i can usually laugh my way through them. you ... *facepalm i truly hope you are being sarcastic in what you claim. please dont talk to children. idiocy IS contagious
patrickhstar 1 week ago
Atheist's can't think for themselves? You're calling Atheists sheep? Have you seen the book you run your life by. Jebus...
TomAlexanderMusic 1 week ago
I love how he came up with more viable comments to disprove atheism than most true Christians.
PirateDuckyy 1 week ago
@PirateDuckyy You do get that he's joking right.... He's siding with Atheists in his videos by showing the bullshit Christians put out in arguments, etc.
ZombineVelancious 1 week ago
@ZombineVelancious yea try reading better the next time you bitch online. I'm not stupid
PirateDuckyy 1 week ago
@PirateDuckyy I think I read your comment slightly wrong and it threw me off as 'you didn't realize it was a parody'.
I see your point.
ZombineVelancious 5 days ago
Imagine how hard it must have been acting like a stupid non-thinking atheists without laughing. Respect for you Edward Current.
chinchillas1000 1 week ago
Can't tell if joking, or just stupid.
TarousDT 1 week ago
Fag
coldestfrostx4 1 week ago
CHRISTIANS ARE SO DELLUDED!!! MUSLIMS ARE RIGHT!!! muslims believe in all prophets and that there 's only one god ALLAH, Jesus was just like any other messenger of GOD, except he didnt die, he will be back to kill the anti-christ !!! Atheists are out of the game!!
shoussam 1 week ago
@shoussam You're a Muslim, so sperm comes from the backbone?
AreYouAPedo 1 week ago
@AreYouAPedo Nop, it comes from ur father's anus!!
shoussam 1 week ago
@shoussam It comes from your balls.
AreYouAPedo 1 week ago
Atheists DO think about religion. Idiot. Also, I was raised as a Christian. I was brainwashed into the religion by Christian parents. Then I started thinking for myself and stop believing in fairy tales.
Hogmagandy 1 week ago
I was gonna say something then i seen the video is categorized as comedy
Se7enxNinja 1 week ago
Pillow of salt, lol.
CNETZebur 1 week ago
@CNETZebur I thought I was the only person to lol at that. >.<
Adimurti 1 week ago
i wonder how many likes this video got out of theists that didnt get the joke. i also wonder how many atheists disliked it for the same reason...
canomarquina 1 week ago 35
@canomarquina Poe's law!
VidMasterZ 1 week ago
@canomarquina That would explain why there are so many more "likes" than "dislikes" hahaha
Singh13saab 1 week ago
@canomarquina I would go with atheists who did'nt watch the video, because the way I knew this wasn't really bashing atheists right off the bat was the like bar. Seriously go to any video that bashing atheism and see a nice red bar, then go to one that bashes religion and look at all the likes. Youtube has given me hope for the future.
Shwah7 4 days ago
The funny thing is that this clip isn't too far off the real anti atheist videos
amsaldy 1 week ago
Thou shalt not have other God before me.-1st commandment so you should not choose other religions or the people will stone you to death lol.
dexxbadilles 1 week ago
LOL actually i became an athiest because im an open-minded i asked myself questions like Where did god actually came from ?, Why the hell did he kick out satan and let satan make evil when he can just kill him ? why dont you ask yourself those questions too ?
dexxbadilles 1 week ago
religious nutballs cant think for them selfs that why they follow a book religious nutball leaders to tell them to kill unbelievers, its in the bible and q'uran people look it up,
super17a 1 week ago
I don't think "nothing" of God. I don't believe it exists. But as a character he is a great villain, like the Joker. No reason for his insanity just pure evil going crazy.
Zombifaction 1 week ago
uhhhhhh
MrFunnybone3000 1 week ago
Nobody thinks for themselves. Every thought we ever have is the effect of some prior cause. All science is dictated to us gradually from higher powers centuries ahead of us. If the sheep are cocky enough to call themselves "free-thinkers" then try unlearning all the formal indoctrination, turn off the TV & do some independent research. Of course most people are liars in this immoral post-modern era so it won't make a difference. "Let he who thinks he stands take heed lest he fall" -Apostle Paul
saintstrawman 1 week ago
@saintstrawman Proverbs 12:15 "The way of the fool is right in his own eyes" when you can have as much accumulated knowledge as we have today and still put a randomly-evolving continuum in the place of an open conspiracy, then mock those who are *truly* educated, when you can make entertainment the priority of life & passionately hate any truth that contradicts you own will, that makes you unwise, undiscerning, spiritually immature & psychopathic; can't see beyond your own subjective light.
saintstrawman 1 week ago
Holy shit, there's so many people on these videos that don't get that it's satire. Do you people watch Stephen Colbert and REALLY think he's republican. HOLY SHIT.
EJNewbury 1 week ago
You cannot be real. You just can't. Nobody is this stupid.
TheSkeletalBaron 1 week ago
@TheSkeletalBaron But are you too stupid to realize he's that he is a satire?
ryan6627 1 week ago
Its funny because the Bible stole the word "Genesis" from the Greeks :)
Love this guy!
AoSSaint 1 week ago
@AoSSaint Originally the Bible was in Hebrew and the Book of Genesis wasn't called Genesis at all, so the Bible didn't steal it from anyone. The translators just used the word since it means "origin".
I'm not a Christian by the way. Just thought you'd like to know.
Adimurti 1 week ago
"Lady being transformed into the 'pillow' of salt" ha ha classic
greggb777 1 week ago
God is real, but the reason why we have so many problems on this earth is when we are presented with religion and we choose to not believe it, we also choose not to believe God exists. But if we could realize God isnt what the Bible teaches, he is for sure a mystery, But a God has to exist. He isnt human, he isnt a living life form, he is more like the glue of the Universe in my eyes. Or the one true Law of the Universe. But religion, religious books,is all BS created to control and keep us dumb
Phoenixadj 1 week ago
@Phoenixadj If you cannot see, touch, talk, feel, or smell God yet still choose to believe hes real, you're an idiot.
ryan6627 1 week ago
@ryan6627 who fuckin cares? lmao, most of the stuff we do in life we dont even understand wh dealing with but we do it anyways. Like Love, have kids, relationships. lol. And Like I Said, I Believe God is part of everything that exists. I dont follow the Bible and dont believe in Religion. Believing in God is like believing in yourself. WHat if someone laughs at you because you believe in yourself. You dont have to prove them your capable. You only have to prove yourself. Dumbass :D
Phoenixadj 1 week ago
@ryan6627 BTW I really dont give a FUCK ;) I posted a comment, and you got offended cuz your a pussy. Im a dumbass for believing in what I want to believe in? I didnt attack any1 or even personally contradict something you wrote me. SO BITCH have a good day.
Phoenixadj 1 week ago
@Phoenixadj Im not affended, I felt you were an idiot :D And you're to much of a pussy to handle death, and need a God to comfort you, then well, you're a little pussy :D
ryan6627 1 week ago
@ryan6627 lol death? Im not afraid of death. Im not afraid to die. And believing in God has nothing to do with religion. I dont believe in Religion, and Holy Books to me are more of a historical recourse. Not to mention the many legends they have. SO lets get this straight okay because obviously you havent read WTF I wrote. I believe in God, But I think he is different from what they teach at church. Infact he isnt anything like a person. I wont waste my time explaining. and affended?
Phoenixadj 1 week ago
@Phoenixadj Agree with you when you say..."God is nothing like a person. We can never meet God like the Bible says". It's othodox religion which has brain washed people into thinking God is like something to be feared, they twisted scripture to fit what they felt would frighten people into church, through preaching their false ideas of fire and damnation.
RobbeyT 1 week ago
@ryan6627 lol im talking to a kid who cant spell "Offended" I wouldnt care it were a more difficult word.But that word is routine. Pathetic bro. lmao. Lets talk some more because you need help understanding. I Believe in God, But I have my own views on what "God" is.God doesnt Punish or reward. It happens naturally through his law. Again he is nothing like a person. We can never meet him like the Bible says. Thats why there is injustice because he isnt good, bad or neutral. Hes the Law
Phoenixadj 1 week ago
@Phoenixadj And where is your evidence for this? If hes nothing like a person then you cant even say why you believe in this God. God is not the law. No God exist.
ryan6627 1 week ago
@Phoenixadj "I'm talking to a kid who can't spell "Offended". I wouldn't care if it were a more difficult word, but that word is routine. Pathetic, bro. Lmao. Let's talk some more, because you need help understanding. I Believe in God, but I have my own views on what "God" is."
I could go on correcting your terrible grammar, but that wouldn't leave me room to point out I was doing so in a "rubbing your nose in it" way.
Don't try to trump people on language when you can't use an apostrophe.
Adimurti 1 week ago
@Adimurti lol, WHo cares about grammar. this is youtube. AND all I mentioned was you couldnt spell "Offended" Biotch! ;) And in the END I win. Because you have no argument. Point is I have FREEDOM. You dont want freedom. You want us all to be Robots. Okay :D But Ill still do me bitch! :D:D:D PEc Nook
Phoenixadj 5 days ago
@Phoenixadj Actually, you didn't point out anything about my spelling of the word "offended". I was just pointing out that you bitching and complaining about the misspelling of offended when your grammar is so dire makes you look like an arse.
You have no idea whether I'm religious or otherwise, so how could you assume I want everyone to be "robots"? Personally, I think people should believe whatever they want, so long as they consider why they believe it and don't try to force it onto others.
Adimurti 5 days ago
@Phoenixadj Also, on the subject of "you winning", I very much doubt it. You're talking absolute crap. You're not religious?
Definition of Religion: The belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, esp. a personal God or gods.
You believe in a personal God. You are religious. You lose, biatch.
Adimurti 5 days ago
@Adimurti LMAO your a dumbass. Are you stupid? You cant read? I believe Something exists. We just call him God. And thats fine with me Becuase I dont know what that something is that exists so Calling it God is fine for now :) But What I believe is something far different from what Religion teaches dumbass. I dont think God is a person. I fell like when you talk to him, you are really talking to yourself. But you are communicating with him still because we are all partly God.Bitch READ
Phoenixadj 18 hours ago
@Phoenixadj I said you were religious, not that you were part of an organised religion. There's a difference. If you'd paid attention, you'd see that I gave you the definition for religion, not organised religion. Stop digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole. You're making yourself look like an absolute idiot.
Adimurti 5 hours ago
@ryan6627 and that is why I can Fucking cuss, and act the way I like because I follow what I believe and I feel different about what God expects from us. He isnt looking for christian followers who sacrifice their lives worshiping him. He is looking for good people with good intentions who make sacrifices for their wives, and kids Like I do. Weed is good, And I smoke it too. Whats worse? People who are alcoholics. Open your fucking mind bro, we are entering a new time. An awakening
Phoenixadj 1 week ago
@Phoenixadj Seems like you've been smoking too much weed. You're a not a Christiann by your view.
ryan6627 1 week ago
@Phoenixadj Unfortunately for you, religious texts are static. If you're going to follow a religion with any dignity, you can't just pick and choose the parts you want to hear. Yeah, the New Testament is all love and sacrifice and turning the other cheek, but the Old Testament has a very different tone. God is pissed, wants your undivided attention, and if you so much as sneeze without his blessing, you're going to be the Devil's bitch for the remainder of eternity.
Enjoy. =D
Adimurti 1 week ago
Can someone please, please tell me how you can possible not get that this is a joke? Anyone?
TicklesMcLolz 1 week ago 7
@TicklesMcLolz It's sad cuz this is very similar to a lot of Christian videos...
ZombineVelancious 1 week ago
let me say this to you Edward... being a Christian is a Good thing, you believe in a all knowing God.... But you know Christians and Atheists are just people, Christians sometimes can't be smart without reading or research, Atheists are also like that... come on We are not perfect in many ways I'm a christian but I'm not that perfect So don't call atheist weak minded we Christians can be too you know! and please We have our beliefs they have theirs so leave them" ATHEISTS YOU ROCK GUYs "
jiko882 1 week ago
@jiko882 Hes a satire...
@jiko882
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@jiko882 HES A SATIRE
ryan6627 1 week ago
I notice that the pro-atheism youtube videos have a lot of sarcastic videos.
I also notice that those sarcastic videos are the only ones that get significantly more down votes, lol.
herpderpmonkey 1 week ago
An the "true believers" who are marching in the same pace believing in the SAME thing !!!!
Religion is the greatest sham in the history of humanity!!!!
No im waiting for the ruthless inquisition to come and punish me for telling the truth...
i dont know how much stupid people have to be to be a christian! we are not in medieval times anymore - people believe what they want to believe in - this "war" against atheism just made you look a lot more dumber to the whole Youtube community.
madzis777 1 week ago
This was funny. It's too bad not everyone can tell this is comedy.
peoplewhoplaygames 1 week ago
Saw 10 seconds of the vid, and the first line under de vid.
The minute one wants to proof something that is called "a believe" you're either unsure of your believes or you don't respect the opinion of others.
(eventually i did see the whole vid and made this comment :P )
Now i have a suggestion, i will respect your believes and in return you will respect our (atheist) "believes" that way we are respecting eachother.
a1g1h1u1 1 week ago
@a1g1h1u1 When do atheists respect each other?
Thechristiancullen 1 week ago
@Thechristiancullen Wednesdays.
But seriously what kind of answer are you expecting
Esoremada 1 week ago
@Esoremada However the most obvious symptom of VILLAGE ATHEIST SYNDROME is an inability to compromise, or to get along with others. This is first noticed in board meetings of humanist and free thought groups where the village atheist is attempting to get his/her way. Though Village Atheist Syndrome most frequently appears in males, when females present with it they seem to get a more severe case.
Thechristiancullen 1 week ago
@Thechristiancullen What? Why are you replying to me with that, it has nothing to do with anything I've said or read on this video..
Esoremada 1 week ago
@Esoremada Because you are suggesting that atheists all get on with each other and are one big happy family unlike religious people
Thechristiancullen 1 week ago
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@Thechristiancullen I didnt say anything like that lol. You asked "When do atheists respect each other?" and I gave you a really specific answer because I was mocking you for asking a stupid question. I dont think the level of respect people show each other has much to do with religious beliefs, there's no atheist disrespect club where we get together and make fun of religions.
Esoremada 1 week ago
@Esoremada I lol'd.
Adimurti 1 week ago
@Thechristiancullen as if all christians respect eachother :P
a1g1h1u1 1 day ago
@a1g1h1u1 Depends on your definition of a christian. Going to church does not make you a christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a mechanic.
Many christians do respect one another.
Thechristiancullen 19 hours ago
bitch you lost this war the second I saw this shit
1christianity is the easy way out you dont need to reserch any thing just belive what this diluted institute of lazyness and you can never beat a chritian because if you ask them a question they just say GOD MADE IT THAT WAY 2 there is proof that the earth is billions of years old not 6000 dumb ass
3 read about the monkey trials that took place in the 1900s when a teacher is put on trial for teachin evolution not the creation story.
gatcat129 1 week ago
You're an idiot. We can't think for ourselves? Yet, you get ALL of your information about your religion from a fucking book. "Because the bible said it, it's true" You, my good sir, is a fucking idiot. You know, my parents are Christian, yet, I chose that God is bullshit. You think that I can not make my own decisions?
HaloNinja384 1 week ago
I hate to see so many acclaimed, thinkers so act so brazenly. This video is SARCASTIC, he did everything short of posting a neon sign to inform you of this. Trolololol
poptarts135 1 week ago
anybody who has a brain can think for themself
1Mockingjaywarriors 1 week ago
People he is being sarcastic he is making fun of Christianity
43Dashboard 1 week ago
how are christians thinking for themselves but not atheists? all smart persons throught time have been atheists - beacuse christianity is based on babylonic and egyptic mythology and random made up stuff. and you have to answear to all those questions u just talked about, but.. well you havent. also, if ur son asks "how can we know god exists" you should, if u follow the bible, stone him to death. Also the bible says that you must seek the truth at the same time as you have to deny evolution
GetenTheG04t 1 week ago
omw!!!!! Dude, it was funny but now it is so annoying that there are so many people taking this seriously!! Apparently, most people of the world have like noooo sense of humor WHATSOEVER!!!!!!
ReesyRuby 1 week ago
Was Satan one of Gods failures or did he allow Satan to interrupt his creation of man?
Christians claim Satan is the bane of their existence but their God created him so why?
So if God did not fail then he allows Satan to tempt you and lead you, because if God was real and almighty he could stop it right? But he doesn't
ososuperpowers 1 week ago
Best argument against religion ever.
phoenixfeathered 1 week ago
Trololololololololol.
phoenixfeathered 1 week ago
Having a god that tells you whats right or wrong, and a list of things you can not do, and the tell of how everything was made in a few days just shows how the religious people need to think less about their actions and surroundings. just follow what another human or book told them, never a god of course.
1985Mirabal 1 week ago
lulz, this guy is the greatest troll ever
W00tW00tful 1 week ago
Awesome video!
MrJohndl 1 week ago
its a joke.... :D
dhsampson 1 week ago
ok what the hell???? dude wtf???? he just called an athiest duam???? im sorry i must either 1 go smoke weed to relax or face palm, this guy is insane,, and im talking to both side's here christian's athiest any relgion at all,, this guy is insane!! leave this video this man is completly of his rollout, if you know how this man really is please report him to a mental care faciliaty.
work3k7 1 week ago
@work3k7 This guy is another atheist or muslim masquerading as a christian.
What I would like to know is why do atheists and muslims go to such lengths?
Thechristiancullen 1 week ago
@Thechristiancullen Because it is frustrating when you see just how many deluded people there are that were brainwashed into believing in fairytales
capitals721 1 week ago
@capitals721 Speaking of fairytales; at some time in the distant past there was no life in the universe -- just elements and chemical compounds. Somehow, these chemicals combined and came to life.
Thechristiancullen 1 week ago
Im sorry but saying Atheists are too dumb to think on their own is extremely stupid of you to say. Think of this way you are all marching in line like a sheep from what the bible is and don't question it. Atheists at least think for themselves using science. So you sir, are retarded.
RunningHalo3andMW2 1 week ago
@RunningHalo3andMW2
Pssst, hey, he's a comedian. This is a joke.
Yukondano2 1 week ago 14
@RunningHalo3andMW2 Hes a troll dude he's making fun of religious people because they basically act like how he says they act and how a lot of the bible is basically really full of shit.
MAYENTER1 1 week ago
@MAYENTER1 The bible is about Jesus. It shows that man is full of shit and is inacpable of saving himself through religion and atheism.
Thechristiancullen 1 week ago
@RunningHalo3andMW2 Do you get the concept of satire?
IseeRightThrough2you 1 week ago
guys...THIS IS SATIRE!!!! CHILL THE THE FUCK OUT TWATS!
xnobody777x 1 week ago
That's the problem with you stupid, repugnant christians. You assume WE don't know, when in actuality, it's YOU who has no idea. Use your fucking head! You know, that lump three feet above your ass...
1lomofo1 1 week ago