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  • goooooooooooo jonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy goooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont let em down djohnyyyyyyyyyyyyy yah jphnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy;l jfal;fdj a;slj a;sljda;ljsa;f {to johny}

  • Yeah, as a guy I could probably do that only once then I probably would have to sit down on the toilet and pee like a girl for the rest of my life.

  • yeah.. I can't do that

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  • " welcome back" ..... i'm already laughing XD

  • BRUCE WAYNE AND JOHNNY COW!!!

  • like a boss

  • The hands are difficult to put!!?A quest.Is there any possibility to reach that stretch doing practice 2-3 times a week?I am 32 and that is my time!

  • press 0 to blink in an epic way :)

  • stretching is easy, i've learned tae-kwon do. i hope i could complete this martial art

  • it hurts man

    

  • dat was a bit closer to which i van go...

    i do d side splits n not d regular one....

    still stretching my legs for it......

  • GO JOHNY GO!

  • you look like airbender hehe

  • i looked up at hjow many videos this guy has uploaded.

    Mind=BLOWN!

  • Xièxiè.

  • @naumutroi does tht mean thank you in chinese?

  • @GoofyMischiefMaker Xie xie you pronounce it as it 'she-ay, she-ay' then there is Toa chie both are of mandarin dialect. One is less formal than the other if i am not mistaken, not sure which one. in taiwan using the Hokkien dialect it would be morel like Kam sia. Cantonese has four ways o saying thank you depending on the context of the thank you but you can use Doh je. Hoi San which is also used in china it would be U de. in Shanghai its shia shia.

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  • Keep pressing 0 and he Is chewing! XD #LMAO

  • Keep pressing one! Then stop.

    Where's the choo?

    And If you keep pressing 5 then you find out that he Likes it up the bum.

    And when you press 6 Then you realise the kid doesn't like to be filmed.

  • Press 6 "Omg they'are filming us!

  • Press 9 fast to see jonny trying to fly.

  • the monk is doing it wrong, the back leg should be toes pointing back

  • click 2 -3 -2 - 3 ... for danciing monk !! :D

  • @MOHAMEDFPK lol! you can also keep pressing 9 for flying Johnny

  • At 0:43 did anyone else notice johnny nod his head.

  • click 8 for monk humpin

  • they will kill us

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  • I can do that

    

  • you are awsome johnny is trying run away frome the camra

  • LOL - i love u guys!!

  • i can see Johnny trying to escape the camera! hes gradually going offscreen lol :D

  • Firstly this guys stretching exercises are prehistoric, but I guess thats still what they get taught at the Shaolin temple as it says in the desrciption. Tom Kurzs PNF is the way to do it.

    Secondly for a guy posting as a Expert and wearing a Shaolin monks uniform he probably should do the uniform justice and be able to get the splits to the floor.

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  • IF I GET TO 200 SUBSCRIBERS, I WILL TRY TO TELL MY FATHER TO STOP SMOKING,, HES 49 YEARS OLD AND SMOKES EVERYDAY,,

  • lolz he talks like a gangsta in some street but its awesome

    

  • " Now its the most challenging stretch - the Spliss" .... XD

  • what a bastard! haha, how to do the split? do the split. hell yeah...

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  • why do guys think that doing the splits hurts ur balls at all?? thats such a stupid misconception.

  • put both hands down for the begginners....yeah right...

  • I cant do it...

  • lol...gosh... I like to watch this wierd guy...xD and is assistent!! xd

    In fact... I love to watch this and I think "Gzz... I can do better than a shao lin fighter monk!! I rock!!"

  • This guy takes math too. what ever you do to one side, you can do to another.

  • dudes, I have been learning to do a split since high school. I still doing splits for 8 years. It's painfully in the beginning but you have to stretch all the time. I don't any pain after a few weeks since the first time i did it. It's good for your legs and groins. Make your ballsack hanging down. lol

  • i can jump in the air, do a split, and land on the ground still in a split

  • i learned to do a split in 2 weeks im so badass

  • no 1 likes johnny

  • yes it fucking hurts take a long time to do good to do every day if can

  • it fucking hurts!!!!

  • @PassingSquall weakling.

  • I can do a split!

  • NOW for some more challenging strech

    THE SPLIS HAHAHa

  • WHY MUST THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY!!?!?!?!

  • Did he say put both hands on the groin?

  • If Johnny fucks up he gets beat

  • hahahaha johnny, such a f@ggot cunt

  • I hurt myself if I follow this dude instruction. 

  • Good video in some ways but there's a lot more involved than that! if you can't get into that position then you have to build to it very gradually otherwise you could do yourself a serious mischief.

    Also this is about strength as well as flexibility, the stronger the muscles involved are the less they resist the extreme stretch and don't lock up.

    Good in some ways this as a demonstration, but a word of warning to the uniniated; don't try this without building up to it gradually!

  •  show!

  • i cant do this, im black v_v

  • @CuntSqueeze of course! black people's groin muscles suck so much they cant stretch out. its a sign of inferiority.

  • @lokuajc No, it's a sign of having a big dick.

  • @lokuajc my dad and my brother are black and they can do this, lol. they are really good at martial arts.

  • I used to be able to do a split when I was playing hockey as a goalie. I haven't done one in ages. Whats the best way to get back into it? Slowly, or just tear some muscle?

  • Aww, poor Johhny is trying to keep up :P

  • Nooooowww !! Noooowwww !! Nooowww!! hahahah:P

  • Haha that guy is awesome. If he had to kick your ass he would probably apologize afterwards.

  • LMFAO THE SPLIS

  • He forgot he's been doing it since he was 5. Now I'm damn near 30 trying to do my first split....

  • This guy must be the most awesome person on Earth. This video only has two steps:

    Step 1- Do a split

    Step 2- Do another.

    BEAST.

  • @TheVampireLucinda hahahahahahahahahahaha. I just love this comment! ROFLMAO!!!

  • @TheVampireLucinda awesome person is that , who can do a scorpion kick , split is shit .

  • @TheVampireLucinda go away vampire. visit happehtheory . com.

  • they`re out of shaolin suits so other kid hasn`t got suit...

  • @sLd4x he doenst deserved one! he must master the tiger style first

  • @Sh1ekk Exactly my friend :DD

  • nice one,Subscribed.

  • "Don't try this at home " would be in place here..........There goes my wish for offspring!!

  • Only chinese ppl can do this...you know why :D

  • Doing the splits take practiced. 

  • Lol, so the tutorial basically is, just fucking do it....i love this guy

  • No disrespect, just a funny comment. This sifu reminded me of the "chitty wok" guy in south park. Thanks for the video.

  • Tosco...

  • If you're untrained and really want to destroy your knees, do it like that.

    If you want to be able to walk in 30 years, let someone with medical understanding of the knee show you how to train splits.

  • They make these stretches looks like an easy thing

  • i love this guy too !

  • im gonna go watch some more ownage pranks xD like to make a ooda

  • hahaha this man is amazing!! xD

  • but boxing has it's uniqueness, like it strengthen the power in a very quick way, but in kung-fu in has to take a longer time to reach the same scale of power of a single punch. But battle is not only a thing of power, but also dominated by who hits the weakness of human body more fast and easily...

  • stretching is very important in all kinds of kung-fu, not only in Shaolin style. If your legs can stretches then you can do a very quick kick or advance kicking. The same our hands or arms should be stretched too so you can fight in a complicated fast moves that no body can predict, that's what made up Chinese kung-fu. Not like boxing only practicing on muscles, powerful, but less unpredictable, if meeting a guy that's as equally powerful and fast but with complicated kung-fu moves, then...

  • @Pinkster40K that doesn't matter, i'm a guy and I can do all of my splits, if your not retarded when you do them, you'll be just fine.

  • i HAVE balls man!

  • love the socks bro.

  • is it too late to learn? hehe

    love kung fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

    ~po style

    hahahha

    im a teen

    but uhhh... i wanna learn~

    wo ai gong fu ! jia you!

  • I`m 32 and wanna train for a split and stuff and I know it`s gonna hurt, but is it still possible at this age? Or do I have to sit in a wheelchair for a year when I try this ? :)

    Yours sincerely, Bart

  • @Duiveltje78 You're going to have to work harder at it than a teenager would, but its certainly achievable

  • Kung Fu seems pretty awesome bros I like this guy's calm demeanour.

  • the one thing I hate is that expertvillage has very very short tutorials. I find that not very useful in a lot of ways. It only helps for fast learners only...

  • ...nobodys perfect so don not judge him..

  • fuck that shit looks intencly good

  • it lok fagget...

  • I can't see what the stretch is with all the text blocking the screen.

  • Ultimately, everything hurts, especially if you box or wrestle. Your muscles aren't used to extreme movement, that doesn't mean they can't learn, only that it will be painful to someone who hasn't stretched or isn't familiar with the certain move. The body is at best adaptable, so with time anything is possible.

    Just don't expect a full split on the first day.

  • I WANT TO LEARN KUNG FU OR MARTIAL ARTS .......

  • this guy is a shaoling master! i cant  do these!

  • dont you tear your tendons or tissues and all that stuff?

  • @Gaara757 yes you will fuck yourself right up, the chinese idea is that if you do what is hard constantly some day it will be easy, we in the west think do things gradually, it's your choice. The question is do you really need these splits, I mean you wouldn't punch someone in the ankle so why kick to the head outside of sport? You've got to ask yourself if it's worth it.

  • @Gaara757 - Tearing muscle is basically what stretching is. You have to tear them so that they grow back longer. The key is that you shouldnt tear too much at once, or you will have trouble walking. General Pain is ok.. but a jolting sharp stabbing pain is a bad sign. Also, it must be done slowly. IE: Dont just try to quickly touch the toes. Bend a little further, over an extended time. Too quick will shock the body, & muscles will seize up, not allowing further stretch for a while.

  • @xiaou2 Stretching covers a wide variety of things including more conservative methods which do not cause tears (static-active and dynamic-active come to mind as things which should not be tearing anything).

  • @tyciol - Muscles develop in certain ways and places along the bone. More strength = more strands, & more chances they will be connected on the bone in ways that cause inflexibility. To gain flexibility back, those limiting strands must be disconnected (torn). They then grow back at a place further up the bone, & longer. (as far as my understanding goes) A lite stretch isnt going to tear the strands, & any gain will be temporary, as a result.

  • @xiaou2 Muscles don't connect to bones, the tendons connect them. Ignoring that problem, there is no evidence that you can change the attachment sites of tendons on bones.

    I do think you can make muscles longer though, this simply means they will have more slack in neutral position. We do not need to change attachment sites to lengthen muscles.

  • @tyciol - My mistake. Thx for the correction.

  • @Gaara757 - The problem many ppl have, is not doing enough. Ive seen many artist stuck at the same level for years. They stay in the pain area too short a time, & dont push hard enough. The muscles then dont rip enough, and heal back the same length. Especially if the person does stretch often enough. To rebuild ur body, will take a lot of pain & effort.(its Harder for a person w/ stronger/thicker muscles) Flexibility will help w/ health & better precision w/ techniques.

  • @xiaou2 'rip apart' sounds like an extreme expression, I'm sure some microtears and hypertrophy occur, but the term ripping usually applies to debilitating injuries

  • This really depends on how fast you want progress. If you break/tear only a small (micro) amount, then it could take +8 yrs to attain a split. The more aggressive you are, the more pain will be felt in the process, and during healing. I agree it sounds harsh.. but the body is capable of taking it... so long as its not too extreme... such as trying to do a split in a single day/week.. etc.

  • johnny is a little clumsy xD

  • I can't help but say, I think that little dude could kick my ass anyday

  • Man I hate doing splits it looks so painful to me.

  • hahahahahah

  • owesome

  • look they are martial artists , doesnt mean they dedicated their life to martial arts they are super good fighters ... fight experience is only gained when fighting ... i am pretty shure i ill fair good againt this guy in a fight ... if not beat him ... fancy moves dont mean you can fight ...

  • @TheSirSneaky HA! So Street Fighting will beat him? lets see that

  • @TheSirSneaky

    Shaolin Kung Fu have practical moves too. If they are good in their art, I'm sure they can beat you, hands down.

  • @TheSirSneaky neither does a cocky attitude. buddy.

  • when he says "if you cannot do all the way down in the beginning, just go like that, and gradually go lower and lower" --- can you go as low as the floor in 1 day or does it take multiple times of doing it?

  • @JamesBowlesyBowles multtiple times, do it each day even if it hurts, u can achieve like 30 cm, in 2 days...but dont over work it or it can be bad

  • @JamesBowlesyBowles Yes it takes time, more pracitce means you will achive faster.

  • lmao pause it at 0:00

  • @pangetmo2323 how the fuk did u realise that

  • @TosinDFreshPrince realise what?

  • @Vlagent the face thing at 0:00

  • i love his accent:) lol sorry i love chinese and japanese and mexican accents i have the mexican one :D lol and DOOOD THANKS FOR THE AMAZING HELP!

  • @r0b3rt0gu3rra Do you mean 'Dude'?

  • @sandiandi11 yeah but i like spelling it d00d or dood seing as one of my favorite songs title is HtMl rulez d00d so lol yeah i mean dude dood

  • Who is your teacher and what is disciple name

  • Do you have too be avable too do split in Kung-Fu too be a good fighter?

  • @NatalieMovieMaker No, but it definitely helps a lot for high kicks and whatnot

  • @NatalieMovieMaker There are lots of kungfu styles that do not utilize high kicks.

  • See how he bends his legs each way, he can't do shit. this guy is probably luring some students for money. Beware, he is very lousy !!! Many true great masters out there, good luck.

  • @singsingblabla11: ya and I think you cant do shit as well, so shut up and show some respect, he is a master to teach others who wishes to know kung fu

  • What idiot doesnt know to stretch before doing the splits?

  • Whether or not that's good advice or not, that's how beginners stretch in shaolin.

  • i agree if this easy step s too much, then its not for you simple as that, do it or leave and dont complain

  • @penguinlover51 For some reason, which I come closer to fathoming over the years, a lot of "old world" instructors teach like this. I have several theories: to test dedication, dilution of oral tradition or emphasis on personal style development.

  • hefnasty99 - leave your bigotry behind, if you are a martial arts practitioner, obviously not as this is Chinese not Japanese, which you seemed to not understand. It's Shifu or Sifu (defendant on accent).

  • he is veryyyyyyy lovelyyyyyyyyyy-i like he :))))

  • I love this guy!

    "and whadever you do to one side you do to the oder side"

  • @MosheDamkani LOL he says that for everything! but u kno, i guess its tru though

  • @MosheDamkani lol you love his Chinese accent xD makes me proud to be chinese haha

  • he is talking so weird.. funny.. :P nice job anw

  • auw

  • OSS

  • They both seem funny for some reason, especially the quiet one.

  • dude, most Shaolin monks in China are dirt poor, and come from families that are dirt poor.

    Where you expecting an ultra charismatic, ultra eloquent, incredibly wise guru floating on a lotus cloud or something?

  • You can be all of those things while still being dirt poor...

  • true, thing is, to have charisma you need to have some sort of conviction, and when your main concern is survival and practical matters, you have very little time for such pretension. Just seeing things from their perspective.

  • poorer practitioners of martial arts aren't trying to figure out the key to eternity, or understand the deeper philosophical underpinnings of martial arts, they train to be as best prepared as possible to deal with criminal scumbags.

  • not saying poor people can't be charismatic; look at Mexico's Pancho Villa. The man was dirt poor, and ugly as hell, but by all accounts he was charismatic, that is why he had followers.

  • traditional kung fu masters are sometimes in higher social position but first you need to know some culture, and your western critisicm wont allow to learn it

  • aoh kay.

  • @sphiral84 Yes, those uncultured round-eyes still have much to learn, sensei. Lol.

  • shuashuashua...

  • mobius000001's a fucktard who's only been able to master saying "welcome back" in all these years. ofcourse, he has to practice saying that everyday lest he forget the only thing he has learnt.