Fischer: Bill Clinton Responsible For Rise In Oral Cancer

[Th3Ghilli3dUppSniper]

@TheUberAtheist When will you WORTHLESS PATHETIC TRASH recieve the extreme torture that you deserve.

[baldurus1]

???

Did i just get pulled back to the 13th century?

[ninjascroll6789]

@2086Official HPV causes cancer and HPV is spread by sex

[gldni17]

"How is that virus spread?" That would be at least partly due to the fact that jackasses who share this guy's beliefs are stopping people from getting the vaccine against it. Well, that's not exactly how it spreads, but it becomes significantly less of an issue if we vaccinate, so you could save your anti-oral sex bile for the anal sex you hate/secretly love so much.

[biozamadotcom]

Bill Clinton = Repeal of Glass-Steagall, Kosovo, & NAFTA.

[llg4ever]

Oh brother - at least they did not blame it on Al-Qaeda LOL.

[mesaeddie]

What the hell is this pussy worried about?

[ktower]

@mesaeddie he must be worried that he is at high risk............just sayin.......

[christo930]

If anything, if it's even true, I would say increases in blow-jobs of young people has more to do with virginity pledges than anything else.

[Balian49]

That awkward moment when you're subscribed to The Onion and RWWBlog and can't tell which one put up "Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition" and "Bill Clinton Responsible For Rise in Oral Cancer"

[liberalguy513]

The stupid is strong in this one.

[Neoconhater]

Cancer of the neck and head? (repeat as many times as possible in one minute, twenty seconds)...........Yep. you're looking at it, Bryan Fischer. Chumps like this putz are a cancer on the gen pool.

[Neoconhater]

@Neoconhater Gene pool.....oops!

[JOSEtheHELPER]

And what about Gingrich, why isn't he the cause of marriage failure?

[GCar35]

:: sigh :: If Jesus returns...... kill him again.

[Back2Stonewall]

And ReTHUGlicans give you anal warts

[taylorhaklee]

Actually, the blame lies with the media. While Clinton may have gotten a blowjob from Lewinsky, it was the media who told everyone about it. Had nobody said any thing, no one would have known about blowjobs.

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

oral sex? oral sex?!? I don't understand, what is oral sex? I have never heard of this thing. Oral means speaking or dentistry and such like. And sex is sex. So... well... I guess you're suggesting I should put my penis in her mou... OH MY GOD, NOOOOO!

DAMN YOU, BILL CLINTON! YOU ARE GOING TO THE LOWEST CIRCLE OF HELL FOR INVENTING THIS ABOMINATION!

[razzer31]

Crazy mother fucker. Nuf said.

[doobiesmoke15]

I can't stand christians!

[FUOPEC1]

There are risks related to vaginal sex too, I think he wants us to stop having sex of any kind.

[SuperContinuum]

Fischer inhabits another planet.

[aliceandthecatt]

Al Gore invented the Internet, but Bill Clinton invented the blow job? I dunno guys, I think I call this contest for ol' Bill there, but, if there is anything that is almost as good as getting oral its downloading porn of other people getting oral. That, and this guy is one of the sons of the lost tribes of Israel, the long missing tribe of the Fullashites......

[XXXElastiGirlXXX]

Bryan Fischer prefers anal!!! HA HA HA

[Tradeofjane]

Don't blame Clinton! Blame Reich-wing retardation!

[Evenflowist314]

Getting a blowjob in the Oval Office is the most badass thing since Citizen Kane! Mr. Fischer's just mad because he couldn't get his gay lover to do the same in a Wendy's bathroom.

[TonawandaBlue]

"Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice"

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[AvalonDraconis]

Bwahahaha..... I just found this on Psychology Today's website:

As written in the ‘Sexual Healing, Reclaim the Feeling' section of Living Well: "In the Bible, the Song of Solomon 2:3 addresses oral sex. It reads: As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste."

[lordtalon69]

So if I read this right. Prior to the lewinsky scandal young people didn't suck any dick. I would be willing to argue he is full of shit....

[AtlasShruggery]

The plaintive wail of the whiny Republican titty baby: "It's all Bill Clinton's fault!"

[LexeconKiddo]

Ahh yes, no oral sex ever took place prior to its invention by Bill Clinton. He's on a roll lately, Fischer is.

[1bIgFaTsOnOfAbItCh]

And this my friend is why and utter failure like George W. Bush actually got elected TWICE in a so-called civilized society, and conservatives are such fucking morons. The dumbing down of America (a.k.a. the religious right).

[hughring]

Can't wait for their so-called Rapture so i no longer have to hear shitheads like this.

[Trittydi]

What a moronic claim. These people are brain-dead.

[mmnu7mc4]

This guy should hang his head in shame. 

[8w9hf89hw]

Vermin Supreme 2012!!!

[ffairlane57]

This shit gets loonier every day.

[AMilitantAgnostic]

So what this guy is saying is that the bible says oral sex is wrong? And.... here I thought, he was supposed to be getting people to believe in the bible?

[AMilitantAgnostic]

Bill Clinton's evil plan - the BASTARD!

[smithbrass]

i just subscribe to this rwwblog yesterday thought it would be good for a little laugh now and then well im not disappionted. this is funny.

[Viracocha711]

No, it is because Right Wing IDIOTS tell their children never have sex & nothing else so kids take to finding out stuff on their own!!

[kalamain]

What the hell is 'Head' and 'neck' cancers?

Does he mean 'Any of the cancers that occur In the head and neck region'? Because that is VERY vague to say the least!

You can get a huge amount of differing cancers in that area.

[KasparHauser6]

Can somebody show me ANYWHERE in the bible where it dictates sexual positions or DOs and DON'Ts? I can't find it. But clearly many religious people feel that god has told them personally to dictate sexual positions to the rest of us as godly and ungodly.

[MrInsanityCheck]

The only reason why I get blow jobs is because Clinton did.

[reactor550]

OMG, he didn't mention gay people once in this #progress lol

[macarion]

Al Gore invented the internet, Bill Clinton invented blowjobs

Democrats 2, Republicans 0

[starscreamdkmo]

Byron Fischer word of the day, HEAD, HEAD, can you spell it, what a fun thing to talk about

[MrVillabolo]

By the way, Fishhead, why don't you get together with the Mormons on this issue.

[MrVillabolo]

When it cums to Fischer it doen't matter if the subject is Oral or Anal because he's a Sphincter Mouth.

[aestevalis0]

I've said it before and I'll say it again because it just keeps getting more and more true... I always think this dildo can't get any more retarded and he keeps proving me wrong.

[hejcoze]

Bryan Fisher misquoting epidemiological studies. Priceless.

By the way, abstinence only sex-ed has nothing to do with it.

(With 7 beers in meh belly, I can still comment and be more reasonable/comprehensible then entire AFA.)

(Also, f#&k Tony Perkins. I know he has nothing to do with this, but it's better late then never.)

[420gma]

What a batshit !

[ChastityArgyle]

Yeah, pretty sure blowjobs were around before Clinton.

[MrVillabolo]

Just choke and gag on it Brainless Fishhead.

[Texemosis]

lolololol Bill Clinton invented blow jobs?

[manmadesounds]

:-|

[Briarboyfl]

Who (except for Bryan Fissure) would have ever imagined that all 20 somethings got their sexual menu from an elected official???? I'm thinking back to when I was 20-ish & then subtracting 12 yrs.; I can assure the universe that I've NEVER considered or fathomed what turned LBJ's crank. ewwwww

[MacNutz2]

Yowsa, this cretin is so out of it he thinks presidents and politicians inspired the increase of oral sex. Maybe the good Fischer never heard of HIV. Oh, yeah, he doesn't believe in HIV cause it isn't in the bibble.

Clinton's blow job inspired nothing but a lot of humour and a lot of hypocritical grand standing from the Repugs.

[ladyrassilon]

Am I missing something... or did Bryan Fischer not realise that his wife could give him head until it turned out that that Bill Clinton had been doing it in the oval office...

[MrVillabolo]

Brainless Fishhead, master of the non-sequitor.

By the way, this is the guy who's president of the American Family Association which substantially funded the episode of the Rick Perry Show, "The Response."

[MrVillabolo]

OK; Clinton inspired "an entire generation of young people" to engage in oral sex.

So, Brainless Fishhead, there must have been no oral sex before Clinton. Or perhaps those young people weren't aware of what their parents where doing.

Me cago en el cono de su madre!!! (Please Google and yes, I'm Cuban)

[dangerouslytalented]

So instead of cervical cancer, they are getting oral cancer...

Actually, the fashion for fellatio started well before Clinton's dalliance.

[Francebrasil]

I do not know who is more dangerous : this babbling ape or his moronic audience

[BetterABleedingHeart]

Oral cancer might explain the nonsense that comes out of Fischer's mouth on a regular basis.

Really, if you listen to RRRWers you'd think Clinton invented the BJ.

[MoMember88]

Oral sex has been around since the dawn of time hell thinking about old bill makes me less likly to want some

[masticina]

Wow.. bill clinton must be alien.. an alien overlord with special mutant powers.

Ah fischer.. you forgot your medicines again didn't you?

[harizotoh7]

According to Bryan Fischer, teenagers needed Bill Clinton to tell them that oral sex is desirable.

[Eseress]

Lmfao, this guys is overblowing statistics constantly. if head and neck cancers were common from oral sex then people would be dying from it ALL the time. The level of risk involved in oral is not that big, and if you get vaccinated it becomes literally zero. hurrdurr

[mikek44224]

George W. Bush Responsible For Rise In Drunk Driving.

[9Khaleel7]

The only thing the Lowinski scandal did socially was raise the cost of blowjobs and cigars. Damn you Clinton.

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

@9Khaleel7 As far as I can tell a blow job still costs the same... a tidy kitchen, a shower and a bottle of white wine.

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

Oohh this guy is just pure gold!!! Bill Clinton's affair encouraged kids to have oral sex and that led to cancers of the neck. WAAAAAHOOOOO!

Bryan, I LOVE you. C'mon honey, let me suck your dick. I'll risk neck cancer for a wild stallion like you. C'mon, you wan' it. C'mon, let me just pull this down, like this. C'mon honey, don't be shy. I'll suck you so good that your gonna shoot my brains all over the ceiling. C'mon, tiger...

Is that a Bible in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[YOUvsBULLIES]

It's true that young people are dumb for not considering oral sex sex. That's just brain dead. (Ha, never thought I'd agree with this turd about anything) Aside from that, oral sex AND anal sex have been a part of human sexuality from our beginning. Accept it and deal with it. If you can't, don't bother having children because it's their destiny to be 'perverted' like everyone else, from any era.

[Abena20]

This really is hilarious

[Bluesman63]

To quote the Robin Williams character in "Good Morning Vietnam": Fischer is more in need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

[trajan74]

How can that be? Oral sex started in 5000 BC. I guess Bill must just be so awesome that his awesomeness can time travel. Wait a minute Bill Clinton-Befofe Christ! BC! Holy Shit it all fits together.

Come on Fischer, even you can't be this stupid, right?

[TheBarkingAtheist]

Little does he know that the blowjob has been around longer than he's been alive.

[jeatcleave]

All missionary all the time only, folks.

[MRMikeStrummer85]

Yes a man who left office over 10 years ago is still having influence today. I guess if we have a gas shortage Fischer will blame that on Carter. What a moron.

[THEkiloniner]

Once more, let's run Fischer through the Reality Translator for Evangelbabble®:

"...and now we have this rash of cancers of the neck and head among our 20-somethings because they imitated the actions of the person who sat in the Oval Office."

Translation:

"Soylent Green is people! It's people!"

Hmmm, that's odd. The translator seems to be regurgitating old, apocalyptic bullshit from Charlton Heston's career. It's never done that before. This is what I get for running the damn thing in beta.

[OtherGonzo]

Did anyone else notice that he's so repressed that he couldn't even say "oral sex"?

[PompousPreacher]

The day is not complete without a daily dose of Bryan Fischer's insanity!

[r22k10]

This just in: Bryan Fischer Responsible for Rise in Brain Damage

[Thayer79]

@r22k10 Linked to epic Face Palming.

[voyzovrezon]

@r22k10 Thumbs up for this comment!

[shiningpaths]

what? using a cigar as a dildo then smoking it?

[Rushlimpballs]

Blowjobs give you cancer?

[ZachValkyrie]

Bill Clinton is responsible for the rise in oral sex!

[helios5868]

Bryan Fischer pwned himself.