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  • Your dick will be dryer than Fantasia's ankles. ROFL

  • I LOVE THIS!!!

  • I love the cadence!!! Lmao!

  • LOL

  • hilariousness, bc my name is Angela and Im guilty of putting guys in the friend zone.

  • @Angy479 You monster... LOL

    

  • this is too funny!!! but all so true...

  • not fantasia's ankles

  • "I am not down with that Bishop Eddie Long shit."

    "Your asshole is safe." LOL!!!!

  • An excellent tactic to try when meeting someone new is to PUT THEM IN THE FRIEND BOX!. This gets their attention as it's unusual. Watching them try to claw their way out of that box can have positive results and on top of that is just plain fun. Anyone interested in this and other tactics just google "David Deangelo"

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  • Boy..those analogies are killing me!!LOL

  • NO SPOILER:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HA

    then ending is the shit

  • I would love to be in the friend zone..

    Cuz that's when that hoe would end up getting a move made on her.

    They usually just give in around that point.

    I WISH any girl on here would try to put me in a friend zone..

  • i was LMAO right when he said motherfucker that aint funny made me laugh harder

  • nice musiq soulchild lyric :)

  • Just chump the bitch off. Throw the deuces and bounce da fuck outta there. And that ankle joke was wild lmao.

  • ROTFL 

  • Years ago before I moved to Japan, I knew a woman who tried to pull that 'friend zone' stuff with me. My role was to behave like a boyfriend, y'know take her out, get her gifts, be there to speak to when there was a crisis, rescue her from lapsed bills, and even make car payments when she was late. But when she told me there was no chance of us sleeping together, but would to an unemployed thug, I promptly told her to Go to Hell! Don't call me, don't e-mail me, get out of my life.

  • @blackburn9 the fact that you even did all that without getting any is appalling. I hope the girls in Japan are treating you a lot better?

  • @vikingandre Japanese women treat me substantially better. I'm not the type looking to use women, or treat women as if their only worth is potential sexual conquests. By contrast American women are into a lot of game playing, deception, and a strange belief that the role of men in a relationship is to live only in deference to her wants and needs, which in many cases become increasingly unrealistic. Of course you want here American women admit this....

  • @vikingandre ... My experience with Japanese women is they care more about character and personal integrity than looks and money. And while they do think its important, a man's value isn't entirely based on superficial values. Of course no woman or man is perfect no matter the country. But there are Japanese women who are fine with being friends and when the urge hits have adult sex without the debasing American demands and melodramatic social head games

  • @blackburn9 That's odd, recently all I hear about is how japanese girls are selling themselves over cellphone dating sites, and how japanese women mostly want a guy making in excess of 60k so they can be a "house wife". 

  • @deddjay Its a little after 9 AM here, so I'm up a bit ear yfor a Sat. 1st I assume what you're hearing about Japanese girls probably aren't from Japanese girls. 2nd In Japan there's a distinction between girls and women. There are Gyaru girls who follow a cultural trend based on the cute/lolita look. But that's more for show than for sell. As for cellphones some do, most don't. Most women everywhere want a guy making a ton of money , but in the end (At least here in Tokyo) character will do.

  • I hear that men believe that the friend zone is equal to hell

  • "You are screeewed." Lol!

  • o_0 Omfds So trueeeee

  • "I have been here since Nov 24, 2000".....*dead*

  • Bitches are Really Fucking Confused ! I do my own Shit now, & get more Respect for it ! Worry about YOURSELFS MEN ! Peace

  • I only take a shit when I am in the friend's zone!

  • ONLY be friends with a girl if u have simillar interests to talk about

  • so they are like.... stephen hawking? that voice is familiar

  • wow,actually I have to admit I kept a guy in the friendzone, but here is my situation, I vowed I will loose my virginity on my honeymoon, the guy friend vowed he would never get married although he would readily move with me to canada & wanted to start a family.we would hook each other up with friends or check out other guys or girls together. yet we would hook up minus the intercourse lol his dick was dry as 'turkey'.okay, there,anyone dare tell me what this fucked up relationship was? beats me

  • and now...SHARLA RENEE!!!!!!

  • I'm glad I saw that racist Sharelle for what she is & I'm glad that Nappy Headed Hoe suffers in relationships w/other men; from what she describes w/ her other men, she's the one fauked up!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT THE FRIEND ZONE!!!! ANYWHERE BUT THERE!!!

  • OMG this is so true.

  • Genius..... Love it

  • LOL

  • uglier than a baby conceived by Craig Mack, Shabba Ranks and Celie LOL!!

  • I dont get it. But I'm apprehensive about guys who are friendly with many women myself. Its suspicious. A woman who talks about other guys to you might be looking for a reaction from you too. She might be interested but testing to see if he'll plug himself or get an attitude or just not care. If you want to be more than friends make that clear. Let her know you was courting cause she may not realize it. If she backs off then you can choose to remain a friend and stop courting or back off.

  • a chick try to put me on the friend zone but the problem is that i knew what she was doing before she had chance to though so i cut her off and when she text or calls i just ignore didn't bother me at all but women who try that shit gets caught off but guys need to man up and tell them how they feel or your always going to end up in the friend zone

  • The friend zone is the worst-you have a better chance of getting with a tree at that point

  • I been here since nov, 24 2000 lmao this was uploaded in 2010 so he might as while kill himself but I did all that shit he said in that video for a chick before but not that damn long it was like a few months, that was a long time ago never again

  • If she put u in the "friend zone" it's because in her eyes ur not her type.

  • @Cjay1416 For now...

  • brah, this shit is fuckin hillarious

    dude said your dick will be drier than fantasias ankles LMFAO!!!

  • I find it funny that many women I HAVE MET PERSONALLY expect a guy to accept friendship after they have rejected you but if you do the same to them they act like someone ripped their heart out.

    Getting all upset and saying they just cannot handle being your friend.

    Gender standards indeed.

  • When a woman uses the "friend" label, watch out. Women tend to treat "friends" as bad or worse than an enemy regardless of their sex if observe them. The truth is that male "friends" are seen as sound boards, do boys, donation centers, options, and mind fuck practice rather than a true friend in women's minds. It's extremely rare that things go further than that.

  • @phoenixmg Agreed.

  • @phoenixmg there is some unfortunate truth to what you say

  • @phoenixmg I have to agree with you on that.

  • @phoenixmg Dude you are so right about the friends zone it's rare to get out.

  • You can man up and asked out for date after 2 years however that is rare in most cases. In reality you are totally friend zoned.

  • got in the friend zone for almost 2 years, i man up and asked her out on a date... score!

  • if you are in the friend zone she's really not interested

  • Yeah, friend zone sucks. I ended up there for 2 years. Not a place to be.

  • most men end up in the friend zone truth be told, the issue is how you react to it.

    1. be a good friend

    2. dont be her friend

    3. dont concentrate on trying to get one girl, if you have your roster straight, then you can wait for the girl come around, if not your gonna be mad and feel played

  • most men end up in the friend zone truth be told, the issue is how you react to it.

    1. be a good friend

    2. dont be her friend

    3. dont concentrate on trying to get one girl, if you have your roster straight, then you can wait for the girl come around, if not your gonna be mad and feel played

  • shabba ranks and craig mack and celie from the colour purple...........uuuuggggghhhh­................damn i can believe they went there.............im sry i kno who they are now

  • bishop eddie long hahahahahahahaha lmfao.............fk'n gay pastor tsk tsk tsk

  • Appreciate him for what he is? A friend is not a valued person? hmmm...

  • this is just something that happens to both genders world wide. There's nothing wrong with being a friend to someone of the opposite sex. Women aren't just for mating purposes in regards to the types of relationships you have. The same thing with men. We're humans 1st. Stop looking for sex and judging. People have value beyond this sex and courting. I say this as the "Cool chick w/ whom my "friends" would phuck

  • i am guilty of these (yes i know i know) i met this guy and he is cool and all but i am not into him as much as he is into me. ive told him on a few occassions that i just want to be friends that my life is too complicated right now for a relationship and that it isn't fair to him, but he said something on the lines of "i see the potential and a real man can understand that and will wait" =( i feel so bad, and if i do find someone that im into he will be hurt and will think that i used him..

  • @beebee062 but at least you did your part though some women don't say nothing and milk it until the guy finally gets it though

  • which black guy says "dude" man

  • Stop being the nice guy, and if you flirt alot you wont be in the friend zone

  • the friend zone is equal to hell.

  • Y my girl fantasia's ankles gotta be put on blast like that lol...i know plenty of men who dont believe in lotion either lmao

  • I been there went two hard years after this chick i knew since high school when i was 20 then eventually I just could not get out the zone so i stopped all communication after getting my swag back and dating again at 24 she just recently contacted me with all kinds of apologies but i don't want it now its just to many other women that want me now.

  • the friend zone doesn't effect me anymore, i just move on.it's not hard at all.

  • @EnvelopedInDarkness

    Same here. There are so many options, I do not care if I am in the friend zone. And to be real, I rather be a woman's friend before we even get in a relationship.

  • Damn, this is my favorite xtranormal video on you tube. This is so true. Took the thoughts right out of my head it seems. Ive been in the zone for a while on one occasion, because that person was someone I cared for too much. Any other woman that has tried to put me there i just laugh at & say its not happening. That one occasion was a nightmare, seeing someone marry her then see him putting the mack on other women, and hear about the other women he sleeps with from friends. heartwrenching !!!

  • Your dick will be drier than Fantasia's ankles.... Damn!

  • There's a female that I'm currently talking to...I've met her like 18 months ago...Long story short, she threw me in that friend catergory...Fast forward it went down, and has turned into jumpoff status...When she introduces me to her fam she still acknowledge me as her friend, but still creeps with me...

  • who makes these vids. . LOL ROFL maaaan hes the next micheal mann

  • I've been watching these for the past few hours. The writer is witty as hell. Should be in Hollywood or the Independent Film Circuit. And there is definitely truth spilling out here.

  • There's troof in jokes!

  • Tips on the friend zone. Never listen to her talk about other guys. Just get off the phone fast. Never hang out with her unless someone else is present.

    Focus your time on other women and enjoyable hobbies. Either she will cut you off completely or she will eventually try to use sex, words, and actions to persuade you that she made a mistake rejecting you. This is B.S. If you are grimy take the sex and keep moving. If you are clean then just tell her you are not interested.

  • @nichirenx At nich. Hey whatsup? Do you think this video is B.S?

  • @abyss104 It is rather stereotypical. Not saying it is not possible but it seems like a mish mash of different viewpoints.

  • @nichirenx Very good and simply put bro.

  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  • the friend zone is the worst

  • @xzibitskillz30 I've been there before...Matter of fact one of them came back after she got knocked up and tried to kick it to me...

    The pussy was thrown at me on more than one occasion...I declined it due to the fact she had a baby....

  • @keepthapinit-oh heck to the no-at that point I wouldn't even look at that chick

  • Wow...I have never treated a dude like this. I find it interesting that so many men experience this...

  • this one was funny as hell...where the fuck am i...your asshole is safe lmao...

  • lmao 5:30

  • Best place to find women  # lushfmlk.info #

  • XD "Fuck you Musiq Soulchild!"

  • lmao musiq lyrics XD

  • LMBAO - f*k you Musiq soulchild, u little midget bastard!!

  • I am sorry I refuse to be friends with females.......I will not let them drain me. I have to older sisters and trust me that was e-nuff! When it comes to sistas if you are unavailable for them they tend to want you more. If you want to be successful in dating act like a pimp(but don't treat women like whores) and you will be happy.

  • @campbellkk

    i feel u but... just wanted to say... at least 4 me... livin in ATL... theres so many chicks 2 get at, if Im feelin a chick, but shes tryna be friends... shoot, more power 2 her... I can get mad insight... possibly later scope on a friend of hav 1 scope on me... (whether she likes it or not) and maybe even have a wing woman (chicks love 2 get at a dude with a girl with him, CRAZY!)... Usually after gettin 2 kno a chick well you dont want her, but she mite be cool n it works out ;-)

  • @NOLOVE617 wow

  • LMAO @ your dick will be dryer than Fantasia's ankles!!

  • @BETHELGROVESLIM yooooo I spit out my drink on that shit lolol wasn't expecting it at all

  • Dryer than Fantasia's ankles! That shit is funny as hell!!!

  • I am cracking up LOL

  • If Shabba Ranks and Craig Mack both impregnated Sealy from The Colour Purple at the same time, that baby will still look better than this situation!

    Now that line had me crying... literally!

  • haha real shit fuck the friend zone 

  • november 24th 2000 LOL!

  • i love this. LOVE IT!!!

  • WoW! Someones picky piiiickyyy...hahaha! Someone said they dont prefer thugs or "ballers" because they cant hold conversations with them, and they dont prefer good guys that dont "look good". Someone will either give into a non-committing ballin thug(if they already havent), be single for the rest of their life or finally find their soulmate at 50...hahahaha!

  • "This type of shit has been going on for ages but, only now do we see it talked about on youtube. Good job!"

  • @neptunecv

    hmmm...

    Then have you actually approached these guys?

  • man i would just leave her if i popped up in there i would be like bye bye chick

  • this is kinda funny

  • "dryer than fantasia's ankles" LMAO

  • I know you said, 'it's just jokes,' but nothing is ever JUST satire. Props for this.

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  • @MichelleLaBell10 shame on you!!! no man wants to hear about your exploits with other men unless they're gay.

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  • @MichelleLaBell10 i hope you didn't make them that way...

  • the friendzone is something you have to dodge in the beginning by showing a lil balls in a tasteful way..but if already in the friendzone if u are blessed for her to slip up and have sex with you just blow her back out, women don't get mad when their pussy is happy

  • I like the friendzone

  • "if shabba ranks and craig mack both impregnated ciely from the color purple at the same time, that baby would still look better than this situation"

  • The "Friend Zone" syndrome, huh? Yeah! I've been there myself numerous times back in the day--only, I got fed up after the second time, & dumped their asses like fuckin' bad habits before that "Friend" shit had any chance in hell to kick in. They'd get the message ,too; I'd avoid them everytime in the street , at the college campus, or wherever they'd turn up, not even a 'hello'! I used to say " If I wanted friends, I'd go to summer camp"! Anyway, I met my college sweetheart & got married!

  • @ursa41 , So you purposefully avoided women who didn't want to have a relationship and/or sex with you?

  • @1986ERIN NO. I avoided women who gave me the "I like you only as a friend" story; it was simply a lost cause and a waste of my time, since I was searching for intimate companionship back then....

  • lmao, "You have to cut her off like Jay-Z did Beanie Siegel" #dead

  • on point

  • YOU GOTTA FIND A WOMAN AND MAKE HER FEEL WORTHLESS. THEN SHELL TRY TO BE WORTH YOUR TIME. SAD BUT TRUE.

  • ugh sometimes the good guys are ugly...then wat ;T!!

  • @neptunecv

    I'd have to ask you to define... ugly

    Cuz I've seen "thugs" and "ballers" with busted up faces

    Mistreating women left and right,

    And women flock to these ugly dudes...

    (And when the good guy isn't ugly you still want to keep him as a friend because he isn't "interesting")

  • @mmoscova89 ugly is point blank someone who isn't attractive... me personally do not prefer thugs or ballers because they are just idiots and i cant hold a conversation with them but usually the good guys that have asked me out just are not good looking sadly..like honestly not attractive. But I do no some good guys that are cute and ask out my friends but are turned down for not being "interesting" lol sadly i have yet to come across the type of guy your describing yet.

  • @neptunecv

    So... These dudes who are "cute" + "good" that ask your friends out...

    do you find them attractive?

  • @mmoscova89 yea they are...not everyone likes a thug

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  • OMG!! This shit described my life from highschool up until now. Smh This shit is POWERFUL!!!!!

  • damn... thank you for these.. thank you. my sisters. please. that nice guy who you never give a chance. at least give him a chance. this is a horrible cycle. we are killing the black family structure. and the family structure of all races with this mentality. but as the saying goes. when america gets a cold, blacks get a pneumonia...

  • this one is more of western society like someone said below. the previous two are based on gross generalizations. gqnupe is smart but hes definetly bitter judging on his choice to generalize black women in the first two videos. plus the fact he admits hes always tossed in the friend zone and out shot by lil wayne types

  • I gave her that smooth shit XD

  • This happens because people don't say how they really feel. If you speak up, you never know sometimes the other feels the same way but doesn't say anything because they think you dont feel the same. Who knows? lol

  • @MzLimeLight Wish I would've learned that a LOOOOONNNNGGGG time ago. lol

  • @refuse2bstopped i know yall be thinking wtf why is she talking to me about this nasty crap lol

  • @MzLimeLight yeah it's funny cause I used to work with the last female that I experienced this with and this is also the one in which the melt of these scenarios occurred. I still remember how she got mad when I would have lunch with smiths female co-worker and even told me she felt if I wasn't married I'D have a crush on HER!!! What the hell does THAT mean? Lol

  • @refuse2bstopped wow lol that's a new one, i never heard a statement like that before

  • @MzLimeLight Yeah and I ended up being UN married about 2 yrs later and the calls started from her. Long story short, I just ended up changing my phone number and not giving her the new one. Smh I guess you have to be a dog ass to avoid ending up in the "friend zone" lol

  • @refuse2bstopped hang in there, you will meet the right woman who will appreciate you for who you are. Trust me it's better to end up with the right one, than the wrong one. She probably wasn't the right one for you anyway. I like these cartoons because they are helping to address the problems in our community. Some women are looking for the wrong things, too materialistic or wanting the bad boy image like our hiphop culture portrays. I'm thankful my parents raised me better and I stick to it.

  • @MzLimeLight You're right to a certain extent...It can be considered a "double edge sword" when a man tells a woman how he feels about her...It can turn a woman either on to him or away...

  • @keepthapinit That sword definitely has one edge. In modern western nations(I speak particularly of the US), it is wise for young men to follow one simple piece of advice when it comes to approaching young women: NEVER let her know you like her.

    Don't reveal your feelings. Don't be a nice guy. don't be traditional or chivalrous. Those actions, if utilized by you, WILL be held against you in the court of love most of the time.

  • Man, I can relate to this video. I've been put in the friend zone so many times I can't stand it. The next time a girl throws me there, I'm putting my foot down!

  • @MorganGamerPoet You're SOOO not alone man. Trust me. I recently changed my phone number to cut off contact with a female who had me in the EXACT situation as they described.

  • Whoever makes these skits is hilarious!

  • This isn't just a black thing. It's at least a Western Society thing

  • @Senator1 so true

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  • I knew I was in the friend zone when she felt like it was ok to talk about her womanly cycle with me .

  • @Joeybsmooth lmaooooooo i have talked to a male friend about that before too smh

  • HAHA!!! This is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • lol these toons are your best work yet lol.

  • this shit is stupid, why would men stay in the freinds zone and not fuck other woman, thats what friends are...cause in a relation there has to be fuckin going on ...so I thought all men knew that?..i dont get it.

  • i have a friend that is in the 'friend zone', but i'm not sure if he knows it.

    yeah i talk about being w/ him, but when it comes down to it, i don't think i can.

    good video.

  • @BaldButWigged you evil evil woman

  • @Senator1 lol. oopsie.

  • That Shabba/Craig Mack/Celie line is the dryess thing I have heard in a long time. LOL. This is hilarious and so very true.

  • this video makes me want to never talk to any jawn i aint smash yet lol

  • @shatheprodigy , With guys like you who think women are "Jawns" to be "smashed" then you are doing women a favor by never talking.

  • @1986ERIN ok

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  • Whooa! Some real stuff on here! So basically, the earlier you get the f**k up outta dodge, the better for you! Y'all hurred that?!!