Sarif Industries TV Spot

[fullmetalastro]

Brilliant.

[MegaJessukka]

so those 16 dislikers want to live without an eye or arm or leg even if would take them for free

[Zamabukara]

whut the fuck. this is scary.

[Zamabukara]

whut the fuck.

[PofC123]

16 people are with Purity First and they cannot stop the future!

[idonotdraw]

I would do everything

[muavefuture5462]

Is this for real???

[wordmaker86]

When the kid will take a slap from his daddy's new bionic arm, I swear he won't be so happy like in the video...

[TheMaggitboy]

WTF so this is fake dude i wuz gonna pluk my eye out but now forget it :(

[geru45gyik]

I love how every faggot making references about games that came out way after the first deus ex.

[Desolator84]

@geru45gyik true dat.

[actionfan1000]

is this for real?

[Dfireanime13]

@actionfan1000

If by real, you mean a genius marketing campaign for a video game? Then yes.

[thementalpatient2005]

@actionfan1000 they are currently being used on injured military personnel. The news channels are kind of hinting the technology but they wont report on the technology until the government gives them the go ahead. After the nuclear race between the russians and the U.S. began a drone race between China and the U.S. In the process of trying to create a robot army the U.S. found a short cut. (Augmented soldiers). Soon augmentations will be releases to the public. I believe around 2020.

[gotfinnegan]

@thementalpatient2005 lol. you're an idiot.

[thementalpatient2005]

@gotfinnegan I'm very aware I'm an idiot that's why I got my super brain augmentation preordered.

[thegreenghost1000]

@thementalpatient2005 well i got my 20 inch penis augmentation preordered

[thementalpatient2005]

@thegreenghost1000 I guess I'm not sleeping with nobody you slept with

[RaptorLlama]

What about my trusty metal skull gun?

[drawswithcrayon]

i thought he was going to throw that football so hard it would hit that boy and boy wouulld become dead

[nikkolei]

LOL how about my penis? broke it :(

[N3fariouz]

the women sounds kinda evil

[fofarabs]

0:42 great hair =)

[1schwererziehbar1]

the future will be like this, except with chinese people.

and other spots will be asking for donations to help the starving westerners in the third world countries canada, united states, germany ...

[NequamPathica]

Please, *please* be good... not more Invisible War...

[PhantomAct]

Does the future suck or what?!

[Empirax]

My friend just emailed me this thinking it was real. LoL

[arodardoardo]

is it supposed to look like a cult?

[942nick]

@arodardoardo i think its more supposed to repesent something like aperture science xD

[enlargemedia]

crayzay!! the future is looking awesome.

[ohfman117]

In a few years, it'll be like I Robot.... Fuck

[Desolator84]

@ohfman117 And that is bad 'cause...?

[bazanar]

Deus EX FTW!!!!!

[coreyfro]

This advertisement is a total knock off of Festo Robotics. I think that's awesome. youtu be L5JHMpLIqO4

[onjimana]

@alexbibo1234545 i hate guys like you

[CitiesTurnedToDust]

Youtube really needs to crack down on all the Poco**** spammers who keep rating their comments to the top of every video. They need to sue Poco**** itself since it's clear they're paying people to do this crap.

[MrXmate3]

thumbs up if you think thats an affectice add :D

[kazamman33]

this stuff would cost so much

[Desolator84]

@kazamman33 Yes, for first few years. Then, as was with cell phones, it will become mainstream. Even faster than cellphones did, because of accelerating advancements and flow of information.

[scryptnotistqc]

Black Mesa > Sarif Industries(Aperture Laboratories)

[mikedelgado8888]

awesome

[cmb81]

"you too can throw like a girl with our augmentations"

[j0ngwah]

is it extra to get skin on it?

[redskin2005]

@j0ngwah u will get it for free with full-body parts

[Lance1992100]

this would have been cool if it was real think of how many blind people this would help or people who lost a limb this would help alot lol

[KenAkaTheWG]

wtffff

[ompenarnie]

The part with the piano reminds me of an episode of Futurama I watched last night. Fry gets the Robot Devil's hands in exchange for the ability to play really well.

[matte242]

dude needs to work on his spiral....that shit is weak!

[QuireBoysAIRSOFT]

It is real just fo to their website to learn more

[IFuzionDesignz]

wow , is this real

[soruko4833]

BIONIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRM

[bows3r213]

Portal 3 teaser confirmed.

[koerie]

@otacon451 That would be considered molestation.

[Strichmaennl]

Nanosuit Alpha v0.2

[wing16600]

是不是上帝在我眼前遮住了簾，快要掀開~



[sKwiD]

This is the same thing as Terminator 2 at Universal Studios.

[Yousojelly]

What would masturbating with that arm feel like?

[IFuzionDesignz]

@Yousojelly slow :P

[abram730]

@Yousojelly sit on your arm till it feels numb... lol

[Yousojelly]

@abram730 the stranger?

[abram730]

@Yousojelly basically.

This is the real one.

watch?v=bDvJEKfT5TI

More specifically you'd feel the finger tips but the rest would be numb.

[pedrowunderlich]

@TheSlevinCalevra haha!

[TheRaven108]

resistance is futile you will be assimilated.....

[Demarini71691]

i would avoid wearing tanktops if i had a metal arm.

[Spyderi07]

i would cut off my arm and pluck out my own eye if i could get me some of these

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

@Spyderi07 i'm sure the procedures would be done by medical professionals

[Dimrain48]

@Spyderi07

Enjoy taking drugs for the rest of your life.

Enjoy being the bitch of a corporation.

[atomicbolt]

You know they've found their niche of video game fans when about half the comments are about masturbation.

[Shizus]

I'm scared

[TheRaven108]

@Shizus resistance is futile you will be assimilated.....

[kevinpeterkelly]

What an annoying voice...

[Dandruffshampoo]

@kevinpeterkelly Thought it was a parody at first, kind of reminded me of GLaDOS.

[mbozza]

that school looked like a fckin prison did you see the watch tower!?

[DrCyclopsKSC]

I can't wait until this stuff is real... and only the top 1% can afford it, allowing them to cybernetically stomp on the impoverished underclasses.

[dylf14]

taking the hard work away

[mike213yo]

i would lose a arm just to get one of those.

[gtxy80]

Sarif Industries=Skynet in disguise

[JohnNashfrom]

That eye thing is a great idea until microsoft gets a hold of it. That shit'd be crashin all over the place. You'd see people flying off the road because adds for flash and adobe and windows update would be popping up all the time.

[bretchet23]

fuck yeah 20000 pound bench here i come

[ffrmaster]

are you SHITTING ME? is this some april fools or what

[skhan88]

@ffrmaster u must not have an open mind about viral marketing.

this is a company from a video game.

[aaybma]

This is all very good and well, but you try and masturbate with a bionic arm.

[applesmasher101]

@aaybma With a bionic penis, no problem.

[jimdidr]

@peperonyandchease Maybe that was his dream man, "Damn I wish i could throw like a girl, then maybe this stereotypicly gay look I have would work."

[Maplesyrup41]

siiiiiiiiick

[d3f4c3d]

FUK YEEAA DEUS EX IS OUT T!!!!!

[Nekrocvlt]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

[AthrunApl]

sarif ain't got shit on aperture

[wijse]

console port shit.

[B2K5000]

straight off of full metal alchemist

[RafaelH93]

God i need those eyes NOW

[92451721921892113]

i dont wan no cyborgs augmenting body parts around my children its not natural!

[Fowlos09]

I want Deus Ex Human Revolution

[halo2maxifoo]

why the hell not try and at least make it look realistic? I mean if someone ever did make this ever why make it look all robotic? some people would like that and think it's cool but do you think your child wants to be hugged by a robot arm or an arm that looks like yours?

[kobra]

@halo2maxifoo because as much as they wanted a 12 million dollar budget to make a 1 minute commercial, they settled for a lot less money on the 1 minute commercial budget

[ise1880]

Thats some ambitious motherfuckery

[danyulfan]

some full metal alchemist shit 

[xxjusstsurfxx]

@danyulfan Yeah, minus the steampunk and adding some cyberpunk.

[Cybergig00]

GHOST IN THE SHELL 

[sircantaloupe]

My blood sugar is augmented

[ise1880]

I don't approve.

[ArcherJoeJoe]

Ghost In The Shell flash-backs anyone?

[Cybergig00]

@ArcherJoeJoe Hell fucking yes

[MrElgigante]

This would be awesome!

[straightMKchamp]

My vision is augmented.

[Tinamcnerd]

This kind of scares me :/

[skippiperke20000]

What's the fucking point of living or having a body if a machine does everything for me? I think I'd just off myself if I had to live like that; none of my talents would ever be mine.

[casperisdaman]

@skippiperke20000 as you type that out on a machine... :D

[skippiperke20000]

@casperisdaman I can remove my hands from the keyboard and not lose any important functionality. If I were to remove a bionic hand from my wrist, I'd be down an entire frigging hand.

[casperisdaman]

@skippiperke20000 that's a very different point altogether. I was merely referring to you mentioning "What's the fucking point of living... if a machine does everything for me?"

[willowhawk]

@skippiperke20000 Instead of working long hours to gain the muscle memory or knowledge to do a particular task, you could redirect that effort into creative talent. No machine can match human creativity. We no longer memorize phone numbers, and the majority of us don't know how to handle paper library call cards. With electronic augmentation to our memory and other menial tasks, we can focus on bigger and better things.

[skippiperke20000]

@willowhawk I disagree. Physical aggression and physical creativity are base human behaviors. If we defer the task of improving our bodies to machines that others have built, we deny ourselves the opportunity to work out for ourselves what our natural limitations are as well as what physical skills can be learned without assistance.

[egokick]

@skippiperke20000 none of your talents are yours, the neurons in your brain are doing all the work for you.

[skippiperke20000]

@egokick But those neurons are me.

[egokick]

@skippiperke20000 Then why wouldn't an inorganic replacement of those neurons that performed the same function be you?

[abram730]

@skippiperke20000 The transistors will keep them company.

[Vilelich]

@skippiperke20000 I think this would be more appealing to people who are disabled rather than perfectly fine people, but people with a good amount of money will remove their arm for a bionic one.

[maisteri]

Deus Ex is legendary

[Spartan1337]

Looks like Aperture Science changed the name of their company...

[HKTed]

finally i can take irl screen shots

[Kebochu]

Full Metal Alchemist! =3

[FloridaRaider]

looks like a Ray Kurzweil commercial

[NineOfTwo]

Aaaaand cue the repo-men...



[mountainrose12]

How would you feel if your reached up your Double D date... only to find cold metal boobs?

[TheEmpatheticAtheist]

Anyone else notice there were only white people in this video?

[AdornmentOfTheWicked]

@TheEmpatheticAtheist what does that have to do with anything... does every fucking advertisement need black people and asians and mexicans in them? im not being racist but if they were the better actors then THEY should get the job, no matter what race.

[TommyNoFun]

@TheEmpatheticAtheist The perfect future :O

[Mtrozful]

I would order a copy of Michael Angelo Batios arm and shred 24/7!

[CannedMango]

Was anyone else expecting that kids head to explode when he caught the football?

[ghostmouthzach56]

Ill know kung fu.

[uudo]

I want those eyes.

[fr3d420]

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! (you know, for donations and such)

[eduarrdo839]

brought to you by CryEngine 3

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Who thot of crisis?

[JRCrowley]

Can they do anything for people's personalities?

[Robstailey]

that guy may have a robot arm but geez his form is terrible. no way he'd get a tight spiral on that throw.

[nycrackhead]

Meh. Wake me up when they create sex robots.

[colenbrak]

must cost an arm and a leg

[daftdude05]

I just gave my arm and leg to transmute my brother to a suit of armor! HELP ME FIRST

[GalenSpring]

fucking future we can never has it. fucking great great great grandkids get all the cool shit.

[subcontraoctave]

But it is so hard to find a good automail mechanic around here.....

[stvn1989]

Jax?

[riplox1986]

Actually, in a few years, this stuff may become obsolete as we have the ability to produce any organ in a lab and transplant it without fear of rejection. So, I don't see why bones and muscles would be that much of a step. This is really cool nonetheless.

[Saiblade]

My Deus Ex: Human Revolution dreams may come true one day. *tear*

[gregarious24]

Dude needs a bionic arm to throw like a sissy girl?

[NoLMAOnade]

@gregarious24 yeah

[gregarious24]

@NoLMAOnade k

[ciaran036]

Well that was creepy to say the least.

[jpx7x]

is this supposed to be some sick portal 2 commercial?

[frankly1970]

These will all be available to either the rich or the willing to go into debt for ever. I want a very soft and sensual right hand.

[mrakoplasovozadlo]

Beware, this is the actual Abstergo...

[sm40oztofreedom]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST....FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!

[kadira1420]

And then, there were Repo Men.

[epoPehTrM]

@kadira1420 that movie was incredibly... horrible. haha

[BlaQsheeeP]

Kurzweil just had multiple orgasms at once

[Mustkunstn1k]

THE FUTURE IS SOON

[hotamali]

FUCK YEAH CYBERPUNK REVIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[WheresTheAnyKey1]

Can I pre-order a giant penis inplant? I mean huge, like huge.

[theVideoGameWriters]

@WheresTheAnyKey1 Ya know, that may sound appealing, but imagine what kind of weight you'd be hauling around every day!

[walker1054]

@theVideoGameWriters Have it made of carbon fiber!

[RamboLucien]

@theVideoGameWriters Not with a super lightweight alloy, titanium for example, it's robo-penis all the way.

[idlefritz]

@theVideoGameWriters Even current carbon steel is pretty light. I would imagine they'll have prosthetic that are stronger than organic limbs, but lighter in no time.

[mrbitters]

@theVideoGameWriters I dont have to imagine...

[andrewclunn]

@theVideoGameWriters

Meh. It's not that bad. You get used to it.