sorry but we be not alouding the wenches aboard, pillaging is sorta a guys night out...cept its for months at a time...and we drink more rum...or port...or grog...all of them really.
DUDES stop taking this stuff seriously, both Ask a Ninja and Ax a Pirate were made to have fun and have a cheap laugh. Shut Up, stop being a whiny little emo, and learn to laugh....Arrgh
You think we argue at out slumber parties? psch. We QUICKLY take the pizza, while giving the pizza boy the money and etc, and shut the door REAL FAST. So it's like it neeeeveeer happened. That's how fast Ninja's are.
lol ninja would tip the delivery boy with sake(warm or cold, whichever he prefers), shurkens (that are NOT thrown at hit), and the secret ninja art of fast delivery... the secret is to ***********************
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!! u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!
hey sickflick, any particular reason your being a complete ass hole, wasting not only your time but also ours by posting the same message on all the episodes? cause if there is, id like to know what it is.
And even though Ninja's are cooler than pirates, YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TO ABVIOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE FAAAAAAASTEEEEERRR. *kills* You are an inadequate Ninja.
Pirates are lot deeper than ninjas! If a ninja eats pizza he deams about another ninja, that become a real ninja, and kill the first ninja. Just it. Not fun at all.
Pirates n pizza! Pirates n pizza! Pirates n pizza! LOL! XP
Firestar903 1 year ago
You ever realize that his eyepatch switches sides when the camera angle switches? Kinda funny
00DLR00 2 years ago
lmao he keeps switching the eye patch from eye to eye
And i just found this guy hes funny as hell i love him best pillaging show ever
Cottenballz93 2 years ago
you, sir, are a pirate-hero. Great video
DonLeoNL 3 years ago
"Pirate pillows aren't filled with feathers. THEY'RE FILLED WITH BONES!"
Kaizerworks 3 years ago
I love this guy! Pirates rule!!
nychris53 3 years ago
"How to crack the code of depth perception when you only have one eye" XD The optometrist in me nearly died.
JadeyChi 4 years ago
I wanna be the cabin boy!
But I am a girl....or wench...whatever
I want the job!
greeneyeddevil 4 years ago
sorry but we be not alouding the wenches aboard, pillaging is sorta a guys night out...cept its for months at a time...and we drink more rum...or port...or grog...all of them really.
piratezkickarse 4 years ago
pirates rule
tonelar415 4 years ago
I am ninja he is ninja she is ninja too!! stfu and gtfo... pirates = illegal downloaders... ninjas = hackers.... not much of a competition eh?
Cryoslave 4 years ago
Lusty Wenches! ARRRGH! I as Captian never gave a crewman a "glass of grog". I GIVE ME HERATIES A MUG OF GROG! HAAAHAARRRRRRRRAAHAHAAARRRRR!
Nagneto 4 years ago
DUDES stop taking this stuff seriously, both Ask a Ninja and Ax a Pirate were made to have fun and have a cheap laugh. Shut Up, stop being a whiny little emo, and learn to laugh....Arrgh
THIS GUY IS HILAROUS
Nagneto 4 years ago
Right on!
Nagneto 4 years ago
The answer should have been, I pillage, there fore I am.
FleckAndAxel 5 years ago
You think we argue at out slumber parties? psch. We QUICKLY take the pizza, while giving the pizza boy the money and etc, and shut the door REAL FAST. So it's like it neeeeveeer happened. That's how fast Ninja's are.
lilxEMOxthing 5 years ago
that is SO lame
FleckAndAxel 5 years ago
Haha pretty funny.
JAZJess15 5 years ago
I am a fan of askaninja, but I like axapirate better, because everyone knows pirates are much cooler then ninjas ^ ^
lef8 5 years ago
Ha.. Final Fantasy 10 question
summonerai 5 years ago
Mm, Pirates<3
Zomborg 5 years ago
Where is the theme song? Ask A Ninja Has A Super Cool Theme Song...Lame....NINJA'S RULE!!!!
ninjaman07 5 years ago
he looks lke one of the village people with that leather jacket....
Vaquy 5 years ago
Ninjas suck. Arrg.
AlexDavar 5 years ago
Love these so much!
thoughtful1 5 years ago
lol ninja would tip the delivery boy with sake(warm or cold, whichever he prefers), shurkens (that are NOT thrown at hit), and the secret ninja art of fast delivery... the secret is to ***********************
ninjaXusaco 5 years ago
omg... wookiebodoque and sickflick... plz go die! stop the copying and pasting ur texts! annoying!!!!
...pirates rule
Cordam 5 years ago
You seriously.. rock... keep em coming.. XD
StringsRox 5 years ago
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
wookiebodoque 5 years ago
wow what is wrong with you sickflick
rgicku 5 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!! u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!
SickFlick 5 years ago
hey sickflick, any particular reason your being a complete ass hole, wasting not only your time but also ours by posting the same message on all the episodes? cause if there is, id like to know what it is.
GomuGomuNoBaka 5 years ago
No particular reason really, I'm just an asshole !
SoWhatUgOndoAboutIt
SickFlick 5 years ago
Yeah, you are.
And even though Ninja's are cooler than pirates, YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TO ABVIOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE FAAAAAAASTEEEEERRR. *kills* You are an inadequate Ninja.
lilxEMOxthing 5 years ago
ninjas suck
FleckAndAxel 5 years ago
YOU SUCK
sailor1987va 4 years ago
does anyone notice how his eyepatch keeps switching? O_o
HoaSoLazi 5 years ago
Dirty Sea Rats!! Ninjas rule, Pirates drool....but you still get 5 stars. :P
oculus1857 5 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!
LittleMoore 5 years ago
pirates have been cooler than ninjas since the beginning of time.
warprincess30 5 years ago
lies.
south24 5 years ago
Pirates rule!
megavela 5 years ago
Pirates are lot deeper than ninjas! If a ninja eats pizza he deams about another ninja, that become a real ninja, and kill the first ninja. Just it. Not fun at all.
melekashiro 5 years ago
It's sweeping the nation! Pirates Rule.
markhemingway 5 years ago