Opie & Anthony: Marriage, Threesomes & Opie's ex 11-08-2011

[psfanboy79]

Women are much sexier with 2 black eyes. Imo

[G0DKompleX]

When anthony screams, it's the funniest thing ever

[1995bbennett]

I've just heard nothing but negativity about being married. I think anthony's stories combined with my dads may have convinced me not to get married

[Torgo1001]

"What?! Watch 'Dharma and Greg' with you?!"

[dogshittaco24]

I'm the hole in a miserable shit situation. In my case, the guy is actually the one like Ant's ex-wife. Hope to one day escape like he did.

[Wahoofuck]

married life has no benefits for men and increasingly for women, fuck the institution of marriage

[buckdich1]

Did Jimmy just actually say you're only a cuckold if it turns you on?

[DarthCormac]

This is why I never allow my personal relationships with women to go beyond small talk and why I intend to remain a lifelong bachelor.

My former best friend dated a girl for 4 years who had a personality exactly like Ant's ex-wife; mean, controlling, and psychotic. What was scary was how unbelievably sweet & kind she was in the first year of their relationship; I thought he'd struck gold!

Women are VERY good at hiding their dark sides behind sweet smiles; especially the truly crazy women.

[kalpal67]

@DarthCormac sure thats why...you're not at all a closeted homo

[rqbuchanan]

That Judy was employed at a liquor store is in no way surprising.

[majorkron]

LMAO what a bunch of pussy wiped nerds.If my women sayed i couldn't have a cell phone i would back hand her and tell to go make me a sandwich.Dickless faggits lmao

[CidColetti]

@majorkron hate to bring back an old one but. Would ya! Would ya really.

[DJTigerstyle1]

make the cum face

[jamauln1]

"I WAS FAKE CUMING IN YOU!!!"

Fucking beautiful.

[heartkill3]

27:35 Ant is trying to perform inception on his wife.

[adamf34]

Listening to Anthony' talk about his marriage reminds me of why I'm still single at 41!

[Hockeyevan9992]

@adamf34 Really, THAT'S why you're still single?

[randazza]

I wish we knew how Patrice is doing :/ it's the fuckin' worst to still not have an update.

[TheTyroneGrizzShow]

49:44 "'CAUSE I WASN'T CUMMING IN YOU!!! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!" shit got me laughing ova here

[caltrof]

Opie is a cuckold

[devtrev]

@caltrof So is every married guy. Save your soul guys - get divorced today.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

The problem isn't relationships, it's that people end up in relationships with the wrong people. In most cases, you just meet a total stranger, and hope that they will work out. Most people pick their mates based on lust, not any type of logical evaluation. Then they get married to this person because they feel that it is the "thing to do" or because they got pregnant, or some other equally retarded reason.

[thewackyretard]

And people wonder why Jimmy just pays for sex...

[dkthg]

Kids, learn from uncle Anthony; DON'T GET MARRIED!

[DoctorGenome]

Great upload caltrof, dude you fucking rock.

[jokervandyk]

Ughkkk dharma and greg

[lukegiordanodotnet]

I love all of Jimmy's obvious leading questions. "Was she a good storyteller?"

[GhastlyCretin85]

Love Patrice.

[MrTbomb78]

Love how Opie says he isnt going to make it about himself,then two minutes later does.

[scottysmo88]

ANT PLAYS HALF LIFE!!!

[scarlet000begonia]

Poor bastard.

[jhohcable]

This is why I give Anthony a HUGE HUGE HUGE pass on almost everything he does or says. Also why I'll never get married, ever.

[opantfan1]

@jhohcable Yeah, although he's turning into a crotchety old man, he really did put in his time and earn his stripes. Enjoy your guns and teenagers, Anthony.

[orly444]

My soul weeps for Anthony.

[josabarski]

your the tops.