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  • Now I know what she was doing everytime she said: "there is a lot to do" XD

  • Your friends from Cerberus are in to some nasty things Lol

  • "YOU LIKE THAT? CERBERUS BITCH!" "YES!" LOL

  • I'm a twelve year old and what is this?

  • @ClosetFun im a 23 year old and your a loser

  • This is fantastic.

  • hahaha

  • How did i get here?

  • I loved every about the video, espically the zipper sound.

  • Fucking pro

  • This is what happens when you choose Tali.

  • get off my ass............ pardon me :D

  • I'm ashamed to admit that this was hilarious.

    

  • sad.and we all no you did this vid

  • "DAMMIT I'M EXPOSED"

  • hhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahaha its so funny because i know what they are saying, and how it is being taken way out of context.

  • ...the fuck did I just watch?

  • this was so funny! especially the bit with shepard! xD

  • wat

  • EAT THIS

  • @chuck23gurus NEVERRRR

  • 0:18 Mass Porn.

  • LMAO yes! lol just yes... that was the best voice montage ever. ive been looking for videos like this. i saw one where it was supposed to be garrus getting drunk but it was just femsheps voices no creativity at all... but this... this was perfect

  • *Knock knock*

    "Miranda".

    "SHIT."

  • Хуйня, какаято

  • чё то не очень )

  • I knew cerberus will screw me again - Jack

  • too many thing to quote. Loved the video

    

  • ??????????????????????????????­????????????????

  • CHUCK NORRIS!!! IS AT THE DOOR

  • did she throw up? 1:36

  • are they scissoring ?

  • 436 people either have no sound on or were only expecting a sex scene o.O

  • yes maam! :D:D

  • loved the part where shepherd came into it

  • хуйня

  • I'm on that side of youtube again aren't I..

  • 433 ppl dont had headspeakers.

  • 429 people forgot to turn the sound on.

  • omg this shit was funny as fuck and this is fucked upp hahahahaha

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "your friends at cerberus are at some nasty things" lol made my day

  • "I knew Cerberus would screw me again!" That's totally awesome!

  • @rufislefox Haha, yeah that was the best XD

  • i thought i had lagged

  • that aussie chick is pretty fuckin hot aha. watever her name is

  • @Pent5HT the voice actress or the character? she's modled after the voice actor who is yvone strahavoski but the character is miranda lawson

  • @jeffrielly Ye it's the girl that's in 'Chuck', she is so f-ing hot. This actually turned me on a bit lol

  • the.... love effect?...

  • 1:12 = anglina jolie

  • I was wondering what the fuck was going on. The I realized I was hearing Voyager in the background.

    The funny thing is, it fit in perfectly... Chakotay said "A solid buoy 10 meters thick"

  • this was... AWESOME

  • hard too lolz

    

  • So awesomely funny

    

  • WTF? in the end of the video I realized I'm hard :D

    

  • who ever made this is a fuking genius XD lmfao

  • sarah from Chuck :D

  • "GET OFF MY ASS" "EXCUSE ME" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • lol okay that was clever

  • Awesome, make more.

  • ....Haddaway + This............WIN

  • A+ work. LOL

  • I wonder what it smells like

  • haha this is awesome

  • ASS EFFECT !

  • i been done fucked both these bitches man, they dont interest me no mo

  • haha awesome

  • That was actually pretty hilarious :P

  • Well frankly I can't say I didn't see this one coming!

  • cracked me up. perfectly pieced together! :)

  • I lol'd.

  • говно слепленное из говна

  • 0:00

  • Haha, it was funny :]

  • That audio stich was perfect. Well done sir. Bravo.

  • What the fuck.

    lmao thank god i have headphones

  • hahahahahahahahaha!!! hilarious! get off my ass eat this pardon me

  • Lol wtf was that???

  • O.O

  • fucking rofl

    

  • When Miranda moans it sounds like she's pooing.

  • LMAO Holy Shit! that was fucking EPIC...damn near fell outta my chair.

  • the fuck did i just watch!?

  • 1,637 people masturbated...

  • lol it was just about to get good when shepard came in xD

  • what the fuck just happened

  • lol this goes from sex to dying in 10 secs

  • ...

    This is wrong.

    (And so, another day was saved by...Captain Obvious!)

  • lmao

  • ahahahahahahahaha My father got me the best geans money could buy LOL.

  • I find this easy to fap to.

  • Great voice overs!!!

  • GET OFF MY ASS

  • XD your friends cerberus are into some nasty things

  • UM....THIS IS A CONVERSATION PORN DUDE. DUDE MY DICK RAISED IN 4 SECS. THIS IS GREAT

  • cool...

  • I laughted SO HARD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D

  • Where can i find the wallpaper at 0:15?

  • OH GOD HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • i got a boner.

  • genius

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We could be good friends you and I.

  • OMFG DUDE THIS SHIT WAS FUCKING AMAZING !!!! LMFAO EXCELLENT WORK PUTTING THAT TOGETHER IM SHOWING MY FRIENDS THIS

  • challenge try to find n,a,u

    HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHA­AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAAHA

    HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHH­AAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA

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  • How did I get here

  • LOL

  • I think i came!!!!!!

  • "I knew Cerberus would screw me again..."

    fucking perfect!

  • LMFAO lol

  • So wrong on so many levels.

  • BAHAHA!!! so fucking funny! ... and hot!

  • LMAO omg...

    

  • Cannot stop laughing!!!!

  • Cannot stop laughing!!!!

  • I banged my assistant and i didnt get the trophy =(

  • That's me, dumb ass!!!

  • Haha, Shepard at the end.

  • I lol'd by the end

  • @L337COD4 i LOL'd all the time xD

  • ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

  • ZOMG I'm so glad I found this! I love it!

  • Lol, this is epic! XD

  • like if u clicked for 0:15

  • haha

  • lol wtf did I just watch

  • i want to see this movie :D

  • LMAO!

  • haha nicely done!

  • if you watched this unironically you have now graduated from Bioware fanboy 'shipping class

  • lolwut?

  • That made my day!!!

  • I've had enough of your disingenous insertions!

  • 2:25, justification that every custom Shepard male looks like a rapist.

  • "You're friends at cerberus are into some nasty things"

  • "I knew cerberus would screw me again"

  • @0banon : even better: "your friends at Cerberus are into some nasty things!"

  • Thats, awesome.

  • This was well done.

  • O.o

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOL the end was hilarious

  • lol brilliant

  • knock knock miranda, knock knock miranda

  • lmao i knew cerberus would screw me again :P

  • lmfao, shepards voice just nails it

  • I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite sex scene on the Internet.

  • GET OFF MY ASS ROFL

  • lol good work

  • hahahahhahaa

  • I like it !

  • Admit it, you came here because the thumbnail looked like a naked woman didn't you?

  • this is the best got damn thing ever!!!

  • touch me and i will :LEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS oh shit

  • "EAT THIS!!!"

    "HERE GOES!"

  • Jack: Get off my ass!

    Miranda: ...Pardon me...

  • Dead.

  • 0:17 the PRIIIIIZE!!!!!

  • LOVE it.

  • @LincolnMuadib Homo is this what you wack of to hahahaha FAG ALRIGHT!!!!!

  • No, you can't suck my cock. Stop asking.

  • @LincolnMuadib There has got to be something wrong with you talking about dicks.ARE YOU JUST COMMING OUT THE CLOSET HOPE FAG

  • @mintieez faget ass bitch ya dadz calling you stop acting tuff over the computer again!!

  • LMAO

    

  • All this was happening while Shepard was romancing Tali.

  • I love this sort of thing it's hilarious