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  • wow, i'm pretty fucking stupid. I knew that anyway/

  • I know one valley in pakistan that's going to be just fine. Vice TV ftw :D

  • hhahaha soo baked... can stop laughing hhahaha

  • @IAMmrJOEYJOEJOE you high jobeh

  • Powerful son!

  • watch idiocracy

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  • ALIENS

  • The sad part is that what he is saying is actually true. Civilizations rise when there is enough smart people to achieve it and civilizations collapse when the dumb people out breed or just immigrate there and out breed the smart people. It happened to Rome and it is happening to us. Sadly there are no Germanic tribes left to repopulate the Western nations. I fear for the future.

  • @YksiSuomalainen hahahaahahaah "Germanic tribes" were the stupid fucks ruining rome and civilization u retard. Slavs enhanced it in the south and east making it civilized. U finns and germanics were retarded. Took the germanics 300 years to become civilized and the finnic peoples needed to get their ass whooped by slavs to become civilized

  • @YksiSuomalainen lol fucking stormfront fag. Germanic tribes were eating their own shit when Medetteranians built the greatest empire in history. Conveniently ignore the fact that Romans (Medetteranians) were the ones who brought civilization to the shit eating germanic tribes of the north.

  • @idontfkinknow1234 I meant it as that if the degeneration continues World wide it's a pity there aren't populations left to then boost the average IQ back again. I didn't mean it as Germans are inherently superior to you/us. Of course if this degeneration isn't happening where you live, then I am extremely happy. I just fear that if the current trend continues humanity will degenerate into a giant mess of low intelligence morons.

  • He shure does shout alot ... calm down dude

  • JOE ROGAN <3

    I would like this if the video already did not have 1337 likes...

  • I would love to share this video if it could be cleaned up ie. the language. Good one though.

  • i think this is the greatest stand up sketch of our time, funny as hell and makes you think

  • @PaulLunguMagic20

    I agree!!!

  • man, hes really funny, but really, really wise at the same time. He is one of the few people who still tell the truth...

  • 23 people have devolved into stupid people.

  • This is very important to realise..

  • Yup. I'm with Joe. I never would have figured out steel. Hell, I never would have figured out Iron.

  • 17.

    The most used "random" number when you want to exaggerate a number like 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.

    It's kind of surprising when you first start noticing it.

  • omg I cried laughing at this :D

  • This has got to be the funniest sumbitch on the planet

  • I think he's not far from the truth regarding the pyramids. Only the smart people didn't die, they left. The planet.

  • That was fucking funny !

  • iloved every second of this! i was actually having a terrible day before i watched this

  • intelligence is cultural not genetic (if you don't have a disease that impinges on your cognitive apparatus (it is not only brain, is interconnected) you have enough to be very intelligent, you just have to have good habits from early on ... and of course a lot of luck

  • he missed one point. dumb people will die before the smart ones

  • @BanDiimon Nah they won't, as dumb people are 95% of the population.......and we all do think about sex a lot, while smart people put inventions/discoveries before personal relationships.....

  • @BanDiimon lol no they wouldn't

  • I love you, Joe

  • I can't believe Joe Rogan would pick on dumb people. Why alienate his main demographic in this way.

  • the cleopatra /lindsay lohan queen of the world thing sounds fucking terrifying

  • fkin smart

    

  • i just realized that this sounds more plausible than any religion ive ever heard of...

  • @leonhard89 lmao Same here. I feel enlightened XD

  • joe is great

  • this about us you silly smug fucks. It's true, and hardly anyone says it. We use technology that's been made for us, but could never understand it or make it ourselves.

  • Best theory i ever heard .

  • I like Rogan, but the really funny part is that stupid people laugh, nod their heads, and go along with what Rogan is saying, without realizing it's all a joke. They've never read the Bible, traveled to Egypt, or explored the world. It makes sense to them- so by de facto, it's funny. That's the real funny part.

  • @Alaska47Boy reading the bible would make you even more dumb 

  • @sainter7 - How's that?

  • LMAO

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  • if you haven't met dumb people in your life, i think you havent seen the world or much of it yet, because god damn the world is very populated with dumb people

  • His bear roar is fucking amazing.

  • "he has the head of a dog" he sounds alot like richtofen when he says that!

  • Don't worry, i have been watching Mc Gyver

  • @smellyhuman hell yeah..mc gyver fans would gather and save us idiots from the evil bear conspiracy.. bear eyelens would make a great camera for bear braincell phone :p ..put some midgets into it and there you go,mane... !

  • this is FUCKING HILARIOUS... yet at the same time resonates as true or part truth

  • I literally don't know anyone as stupid as the people he is making out. Poor.

  • Hey. I wonder if there's a name for that phenomenon regarding knowing you're stupid, yet noticing that you're smarter than most people you meet or know.

    If there's not, I'm thinking either the Joe Rogan effect or Joe Rogan syndrome would be good names.

  • His bear growl was well good.

  • The people who made Idiocracy quite possibly stole Joe's idea.

  • @Dethsherald Fuck is it so hard to believe people can think for themselves?, why does it have to be he stole it?

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  • Plus, Joe knows his business about MMA.

    Funny like a mother fucker, plus clever about somethin' ;)

  • Dumb people arguing about the efficacy of pregnancy tests, while the world withers away...

  • Idiocracy already illustrated this on point.. it s likely that it will happen when a big asteroid hits

  • what a genius

  • "I know I'm stupid but yet I'm smarter than almost everybody I meet"

    That'll be because you live in America Joe

  • @deinbo haha funny shit man

  • Why the fuck is this video blocked in some countries for "copyright"reasons?

  • @ant4love maybe because your so fucking stupid its only for smart people to watch lol :)

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  • @slevin741 if that's your answer to Joe Rogan, you're SUCH an idiot.

    Intelligence isn't just how well you do on a test. It includes all kinds of things, such as how you deal with people etc.

    Adam Hill once said "Action is the real measure of intelligence" and I completely agree with him.

  • @Sheggzz Oh really is that what you're momy told you when you failed the test ? oh and if you agree with that person that should impress someone ? maybe you should reconsider researching about what an iq test is really about before you bitch out.

  • @slevin741 stop wasting time being a keyboard warrior. Go and live and learn.

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  • @slevin741

    he said pregnancy like-test where there is no luck with lucky guesses you dummy :)

  • @GarroshX Pregnancy tests used by non technicians are only 75% accurate witch means that say if you take 63 tests 16 tests would be a false neg or false pos witch means only 47 will be correct and then Error = [(63-47)/47]*100 = 34% . Luck is a word invented by morrons like yourself to excuse themselves from the real world.

  • @slevin741

    Getting facts out of your ass, if a pregnancy test is positive it is in about 99% cases true, it can only be non reliable if its negative then its like a 50% its false.

    Nice going on the luck comment, you have to be completely out of your mind to not believe in luck, take for example tests, two people could both not know anything about the test subject and one of them will still have a higher succes rate because of his lucky guesses.

    PS

    removed original comment? must be embarassed

  • i would die without Google ..

  • 20 people were born in egypt

  • Shut it Rogan you nob, get to Afghanistan and fight you pussy.

  • @wiredboy27

    you are a shit cunt. is that what makes you a man? killing people? way to be another fail human being. and a total reflection of what this video is all about.

  • @yandiggles Slagging off sexist losers like this is what I like doing, the fact you take it personally tells me more about you than anything else. I could go on about how he promotes hard drugs, legitimises rape, encourages people like you to have apathetic stances on violence against women but I won't for now.Putting your life on the line for your country thats pretty damn manly. I've got an Obama book for you, its called A Liberals Guide To Socialism and Disorder, you may know it as The Bible.

  • @wiredboy27 shut up cunt

  • @wiredboy27 LOL at you insulting Joe Rogan via comments on a youtube channel that's not even his. DURRR moment. I take it your in Afghanistan fighting right now eh? Silly sub-human.

  • Awesome, this needs to be spread. PPL need to know how dumb we really are. Joe Rogan FTW!

  • LoL!!!! This guy is amazing!

  • Fucking brilliant!!!

  • i am dumb lol

  • I hate how the comment about Lindsay Lohan gets a huge laugh (cause everyone knows who she is) but everything else just gets a light chuckle here and there.

  • "Are you sure they made that?... They wrote in stick figures , dude" ... What a great mind Rogan has! Then again, what the fuck do I know, I'm just hoping the power doesn't go out.

  • He is funny AND a UFC expert... what a guy <3

  • Being a conspiracy nut Joe, you must be referring to your dumb narcissistic self.

    He's not even funny.

  • @spiritmong you're an ignorant shit head who will end up in the caves with lindsay lohan

  • "That's like Lindsey Lohan being queen of the world!" XD

  • SHTF :D

  • He tell a story so well.

    I wish I could speak like that.

    Unfortunately, I lack the confidence.

  • @79expand because You're dumb, according to Mr Rogan :D

    LOL, no offense.

  • @79expand me too , maybe we dont smoke enough dmt :)

  • @79expand dont feel bad, these are acts perfectly crafted that he didnt just come up with on a whim, he edited them until they were perfect. stand up comedy is an art for a reason.

  • @79expand You do have the confidence man, you just don't believe it. The only way to be confident is to just DO IT.

  • @79expand he's had 16 years of practice. Everything is like a muscle, the more you train it, the better it will get.

  • @79expand

    He seems to speak with a lot of passion. That tends to go a long way when telling a story.

  • It fits to PumaPunku in Bolivia. It was built by smart people with technology.

  • So to be famous in USA you must be LOUD, use a lot of &#@(, have basic marketing skills, and be idiot?

  • Damn i agree whit this dude on almost everything but studies show that human IQ is going up 3 points every 10 years.

    So my hope is that in 60 or 70 years we all be as smart as Joe Rogan.....;)

  • Just a philosophical point here so don't read if you are just watching this for a laugh:

    Joe says the master race were 'free of ego', yet would an en-lightened individual enslave a mass of starving people and force them to build stone monuments etc. Instead of educating and helping them...

    Anyone else think this?

  • @THEGUVNOR91 He is shining light on the idiocy of the "slave stoneworker with copper tools"-theory.

  • nigger cunt

  • He's right. Just look at Bush and Palin supporters.

  • Looks like Joe talks about audience

  • "I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding".

    I think he should write a new bible.

  • 19 people are devolved dumb shits.

  • This guy is really clever and really funny

  • 'OOOO..Im a fucking idiot SHIT!'

  • This is hilarious shit. But one key flaw of this theory is Books. Everything you need to know about anything, is written somewhere (thankfully) in a book.

  • @Taurai321 That is the flaw? How many people do you know that could pick up a book on molecular genetics or electrical engineering or calculus and understand it?

  • @nybgrus Well you wouldn't start there obviously. You'd work your way up. Basic science > Biology > advanced Bio > genetics > molecular genetics. etc etc.

  • @Taurai321: understood... and I would have to say that our odds of coming through it better than the Egyptian stone workers would be better. But I still have a feeling that if it really came down to it people would a) not be motivated enough to go through with it, b) not even know where to start, and c) honestly, the vast majority would still be too stupid to start even from the basic basic sciences. Especially since it it is a process that requires years of dedication and structure.

  • @nybgrus True true... and with Advanced bio and genetics, I'm sure they'd be too many complex concepts that you just can't grasp on your own, without someone to break it down easily.

  • @Taurai321: That is also an excellent point - I am currently covering advanced molecular genetics and am doing pretty well with it, because I have had YEARS and YEARS of exposure to related fields and basic molecular genetics under my belt. Yet the REALLY high level shit still takes me a while to wrap my head around. And my classmates with less experience but just as much dedication still struggle. It does not bode well for Joe the Plumber learning how to do PCR and RFLP analysis!

  • @nybgrus Haha! I can imagine. But it's hard working, determined people like you that keep us humans moving forward! Learning the hard stuff, tackling it and not giving up. Keep it up :)

  • @Taurai321 What does "forward" mean, and where is the finish line?

  • @nybgrus But so what? I'm sure you do not have a clue what so ever to do the work of Joe the Plumber, so why should he or anybody else in different fields of work have any prerequisites to know your job? I am myself a master degree graduate engineer which has made me qualified for a lot of high level work, but I have to idea how to build a bathroom from top to bottom.

  • @feonor26 You are correct that I used inappropriate terminology. It was not clear that I meant "Joe the Plumber" to be the completely unskilled worker. A carpenter or plumber has skills that I certainly do not have and would be invaluable. I should have said "Pothead the McBurger Flipper" or something like that instead. And I think that it is those completely unknowledged AND unskilled people that Rogan is referring to as well. And I believe they are the vast majority and that is the scary thing

  • @nybgrus I that case we can agree :)

  • @Taurai321: and of course, don't forget now, that the majority of people actually actively fight AGAINST the learning process. Why and how would they be motivated to suddenly reverse their ideology? Couple that with groups that are trying to teach creation and religion and literally looking at the science and saying "I disagree with that - my magic skydaddy makes more sense" who are actively trying to TEACH that NOW and where are we left? It's a scary thought.

  • if you like this you should listen to another band called devo. Pay attention to the lyrics.

  • people arnt stupid. NOBODY knows how all that shit works in this world, and how to make it.

    some people know a SMALR part, and others another SMALR part. the people who can design a sky scraper, wouldnt know how to physicaly build it. most people have a small skill or knowledge that is needed to make the world go around. no 1 person would be able to creat all we have now, but together, we make it work.

    but still, its 1 of the most funny standup shows iv seen :P

  • @remilp you are correct but your application is false. The kind of people Joe is talking about (and why I completely agree) are those that dont even have the small bit of knowledge. The majority of people don't have skills beyond typing and burger flipping. Get 1 million of them together and they can't do what 10 or 20 of the people you are referring to can

  • literal LOL. Joe is a champ

  • this is one of the funniest stand up jokes ive heard

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  • "Within 100 years we would think the world is flat and the sun is 17 miles away..... just like the people that wrote the bible"

    Absolutely genius!

  • he musta watched idiocracy

  • lol so true, most people i know are fucking retarded

  • I have yet to see a video of where I disagree with Joe Rogan, other than that moon landing.

  • 'bastard children of the idiot stoneworkers of Egypt' lol

  • anyone seen movie " Idiocracy " ?

    same story, just funnier

  • Just in case some of you are not familiar with him yet - if you like this, you´ll like George Carlin.

  • who never heard of George Carlin?! He's a fff legend! :D

  • I've never seen this! Fucking BRILLIANT stuff, he really paints an image. You notice the crowd taking it in reluctantly, laughs with awkward silences inbetween. I have a new found respect for Rogan.

  • "Stand up isnt comedy, stand up is truth. Life is comedy. "

    Rich Batsford

  • im sorry but his theory makes a lot of sence. i mean i dont know one thing about the pyrimids but it seems very logical. is there anyone that can prove him wrong, id like to hear what you guys think

  • for fucks sake, Jake , , learn to fkin spell man.. Also a few capital letters along the way would be great. Sorry for sounding like a dickhead . . i like languages and it troubles me that we're losing it . . didn't mean to offend . . . All the best . . Chris

  • sorry mr english teacher. do you go all round youtube posting the same bullshit. get a life man and stop poking at meaningness shit. im sure i spelt a word or 2 wrong here also. but who cares. i do take offence by your comment also, becuase theres a difference between politly correcting my english (even tho it really isnt nessisary) and saying abusing remarks to me. have a good day

  • I guess the truth hurts, eh?! I am sorry about that . . I'll try not to notice the shitty English being used by English speaking people ever again . . I did apologise in the first place and there were no "abusing remarks" . . I don't mean to offend in any permanent way . . Joe Rogan rules, OK?!Best regards

  • yeh its cool. i just didnt appriciate the "hey jake, you dumb fuck" kind of comment. im glad you didnt respond back as aggresive as i did, sorry for that.. but just to be clear, i only worry about my spelling when it matters. and i feel i dont need to bother when on youtube. at least we can agree that joe rogan rules. :)

  • thanks Jake . . I WILL try to be less critical in future. I guess I'm from a different age/culture/race . . You're absolutely right; it doesn't matter at all on Youtube. I think I've learned something tonight. Thanks again and I am sorry for being the "English teacher" . . It won't happen again, eh?! By the way, I'm a great fan of Dane Cook, Sam Kinison, Mike Birbiglia and most of the other American comics.

    Stay cool . . Chris.

  • Reminds me of Bill Hicks.

  • yeah they both got HUGH balls lol

  • HUGE*

  • he shouts coz its his thing some things sound better louder and it makes it more interesting its just how he does arj barker does it to it makes it funnier to most ppl if thats not u ur wierd

  • I really enjoyed this video, but why has Joe Rogan to be shouting all the time?

  • @ricardopickman

    Americans communicate in this way.

    This is the beauty of people being different all over the world.

    I think the answer lies in the history in american TV. It has to be loud or repetitiv to be heard.

    Ever seen an american movie and when there's an explosion you see it 4 or 5 times from all angles Just so that everyone's shure that there was an explotion. Then offcourse there must be a guy that says.

    What an explotion!

    For those who missed it.

    I like Rogan though.

  • I'm sorry, too much time living in north Germany, where people speak in a low voice and say things only once, that I forgot that I'm from Spain, definitely one of the world noisiest countries.

  • @ricardopickman

    Howdy!

    I'm from Sweden but I used to live in Spain (Madrid and Palma) beautiful noisy people!

    Funny swedish mentality is that they are not only afraid to be heard, they are also too shy to look someone in the eyes!

    I'm leaving as soon as I've sold my house.

    North of Germany? Must be cold there as well..

  • "Have you ever seen a greater mystery, Lazarus, than the snow falling and dying in the lake, while a hood is laid upon the mountain?"

  • @ricardopickman

    Whatever you're smoking tonight it must be good!

    To interpret your poem:

    Lazarus is from the south, he has never seen snow, so he think's it's fuckin awsome!

    Lazarus means: We Are Morans! In ancient latin

    La=(stupid or moran), zar=(are) us=(we)

    Hope you learned something tonight pendejo!

  • Hey Ricardo . . soy Inglés, vivo cerca de Tarragona . . Me encantan los españoles . . saludos desde la costa Daurada . . Chris

  • I couldnt have put it any better myself!

  • Very one dimensional way of thinking that royal inbreeding is for the sake of keeping the blood line pure. Far more important than purity of blood was the political impact that a royal marriage could have. Extension of influence, wealth and such. Something that smart people figured out before they died of a serious case of YouTubia.

  • Royalty mate with other royalty? Inbreeding is not exactly a trait known to increase survivability in the long run...

  • Of course. Inbreeding and royalty mating with other royalty is a stupid idea. But that hasn't stopped the aristocracy of Europe doing it for the last couple of thousand years. Every now and then they even have "odd" children. But just hide them away. They saw it as keeping their royal/noble blood pure.

  • @alatefi3 yea which is irrelevent to intellect

  • "this is a man ... with the head of a dog" - LMAO

  • hahahaha.....Genius

  • shit about the pyramids was great, rogan is capable of interesting material.

  • comedy genius! Joe rogan is a fucking awesome intelligent guy despite what he says here lol

  • 04:50 lollol XD

  • This shit is too funny, it's brilliant. And what the fuck is with all the haters ??

  • lol ... sup fag?

    There should be a way to tell like a home pregnancy test type thing, like you take it and you lick it. oh SHIT im a fuckin IDIOT SHIT!! LOL

  • This has to be one of the most insightful comedy routines I've ever seen.

  • @obglobgablob His inspirations are teremce mckenna and bill hicks.

  • @jizzfish

    Yeah, makes sense. I'm not familiar with McKenna, and Hicks never really made me laugh that much. But his commentary was still something.

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  • @obglobgablob i think he must have been realy high when he thought this up :)

  • joe rogan is the shit and i fucking love this bit about dumb people