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  • I agree about chainsaw noobs, I hate em', especially when they say I suck after they kill me.

  • quit bitchin, pussy fart.

  • this was a waste of my time...uhmm longshot genius you probably suck at GOW2

  • Anyone who says chainsaw kills are weak can suck one it just says

    I didn't hear a fucking chainsaw reving , and the dude walking at a slower pace torwards me wasn't enough info ...it's a skill guys just here me out

    :what's a game with one fucking gun*cough* call of duty.

  • # 8 thats what alot of people do in wingman

  • stop saying then why would they put it in the game it's just a noobish tactic and those sucky noobs that hide in a room covered with nades suck too.

  • chainsaws, torque bow noobs, and hammer of dawn noobs suck!

  • I agree except with 10 an 2

  • it's shitty how they focus more on being "pro" than to enjoy the game, they made the chainsaw to be used! so use it!!!

  • All of these reasons are trash and Gears of war 1 is better =]

  • agreed with all apart from number 4. t-bagging trash talkers is one of the only reasons i still play it

  • i hate chainsaws so much

  • @epifanio13 wouldnt agree on that but only if a noob decides to be gay and use it. Tip: use a shot gun be4 they get near u

  • you're smart if u go for the strongeset weapon..then u can kick their asses with it..and if chainsawing was noobish they wouldn't have put it in the game

  • you're smart if u go for the strongeset weapon..then u can kick their asses with it

  • i agreed with all except for numbers 10 and 5

  • I agree with the whole going for the strongest weapon comment. Just make sure you have the one you're best with, which for me is the hammerburst. Most reliable gun in my opinion.

  • fuck number one. the chainsaw kills may be cheap, but one would be lying to say they aren't fucking awesome. the bloody parts spray and in my opinion is one of the coolest ways to kill a mother fucker.

  • You can also tell someone is a noob when they can't sort out when to use "your" instead of "you're".

  • Sorry, but isn't going for the strongest weapon at the start the point of the game?

  • i think i talk for everybody when i say this but why wouldn't you go for the strongest gun on the map as soon as the game starts, i mean of course you have to strategize to get it with your teammates but to not go for it at all, thats how you lose

  • i only t-bag. after i win a challenge

  • fuck you! who gives a shit if someone likes to chainsaw someone else. i think cliffy B put it in there for a reason faggot, you can do the math, im disliking this vid

  • whoaaa, no offence but this video is trash, if it was nooby why would EPIC put it on?

    that maybe your opinion but your sad to waste your time on a video to tell people there noobs because they don't do what you do!

  • OKAY KID... your fucking retarded.... Teabagging is boss, talking shit is fun, going for the strongest weapon is smart, running when you see an enemy is a perfect way to set a trap... you are the stupidest mother fucker I've ever heard ..... Like wow your so fucking stupid.. your the fucking noob for making this gay vid...

  • @mr56mark No, your a fucking faggot if you believe sitting there and humping someone you downed is "boss". Who says boss anyway you teabagging gay speck of insignificant human shit. The only people who rape in gears are the 4 inch dicked motherfuckers who have the interpersonal skills of autistic children. Get a fucking life and stop wasting other peoples time with your douche bag displays of "I'm so good at this game I can rape you, yet I will never actually amount to anything in life".

  • this isnt my youtube acount its my friends but i adore gears 2......and i freakin hate alll thoose things......wish i could quit early or something x.x im not amazingly awesome.....but its hard to get better when people mess with the game like that....especialy super host........like suuuper host x,x

    your amigo ~

    XxDuckyxX0

    egnjsldkgpsgijgpij :D

  • lol i dont even use the lancer i use hammerburst it downs faster plus just becuz u use chainsaw doesnt mean ur a noob they put it in the game for a reason... to use it not to completely ignore its presence

  • 8 and 7 happen ALL THE TIME.

  • Hard aiming is not noobs, Expert and people that are smart use hard aim people that blindfire are stupid and die FAST!

  • @DivorceLeadsToMurder Actually your wrong.. hard aim and blind fire are both good in different situations. Hard aim is slower, weaker and a lot more accurate on a slower target, blind fire is good for say a 360 body, or a round the corner body.

  • so the fact that at number 2 you say people go for the closest power weapon is being a noob, im sure that the people that get the power weapons get a decent amount of kills with it.... i also like to add that i tend to do that but still am able to mess people up with other weapons, there for, are you sir calling a noob

  • 1. not knowing how to active reload

    2. thinking the shotgun sucks

    3. thinking the hammerburst sucks

    4. always trying to chainsaw

    5. not knowing "roadie run & roll" makes you go faster or doing it wrong

    6. any sloppy A button work button spamming

    7. finding glitching fun (also works for gears 1)

    8. thinking the COG pistol sucks

    9. thining the Hammer of Dawn is the best weapon in the game

    10. complaining about anything

  • @antonfromozII you re right

  • @antonfromozII thats the only good list about this ive ever soon

  • @antonfromozII in my opinion its one of the best but its problems are that you need to see a target clearly and if they go out of your line of sight then oh well.but if someone said it IS the best wouldnt it jsut be their opinion?after all if one of the best players liked it the most how could you say he/she is a noob?

  • @111axa1 ???? wat?

  • i love it when ppl trash talk b4 a game then get totaly ownd

  • @thatKid8998 thats the greatest

  • I disagree on number 1, chainsaw is for pros

    shotgun is for noobs.

  • @N3rf0r are u stupid u think holding down b button an sucking ppl in the chainsaw is pro let me guess your horrible at the game an that the only way u can get a kill.

  • @buffadonk2 Chainsaw is the COOL way to kill ppl and I do not suck!

    I use shotgun ONLY IN EMERGENCY!

  • @N3rf0r the chainsaw is the worse way to get kills thats why i use hammerburst/shotgun i only used the chainsaw long enough to get the achievement with it an what's cool about holding down b to get a kill.

  • @buffadonk2 because its gory and you are officially a noob

  • @N3rf0r might be gory but it's almost a guaranteed death no point in using it.

  • @buffadonk2 Its harder to get chainsaw kills then normal kills douchebag.

  • @Jacko459 ok holding down b is so hard i'm pretty sure shotgun kill is alot harder if u had any skill at all you would use the shotgun an know that retard especially with the new update

  • @buffadonk2 whats up with these people who think the chainsaw is noob.

    all those people who think that shut go think about the fact that they didnt bring this shit in the game for no reason. so everyone who thinks that shut go kill himself and do there mom a pleasure

  • @muzieklove u must be retarded are something to get that mad about a game u should get out of that basement an get some sunlight.o an stay off that b button it's only for fags

  • number 1 is so right

  • 2 or 3 things are right and the rest is not.

  • if you are good with the super weapons and know HOW to get them then its not really being a noob e.g smoke grenade on blood drive---------torque

  • amen to number 1(NOOBSAW=NO SKILL)and if you are a noobsawer then you don't deserve to live!!!!!

  • @ricko775 somebody has no life :/

  • disagree with number 2 weapon control is an important part of gears

  • @xxshellsh0kxx1000 yes it is an i dont play a game where me or a teammate gets t-bagged ppl like t-bagging on there host or when there getting rapped

  • i bet your just pissed cause you get t-bagged and gang banged every time you get downed.....lol...hope to see you online cause im gonna stick my sack in your face

  • if you run around with nothing but a shotgun

  • noobs that are for me ppl who use hammer burst and spam with it i honeslty think chainsaw is more skilled than hammerburst tor que bows are REALLY annoying i really wish they never put that in the game another thing is hammer of dawn gernades being plant on walls all i do is shotgun ppl and try not to let them get the noobie guns

  • @desidekick i think your a morron who wat kind of idiot will use shotgun everytime when u can get better guns that that?its like yur telling people that it is better to shotty enemies hundered of miles away when u can use a sniper or a torque bow to make it easier.and yur also very stupid if u will not choose to pick up the power weapons in the map AT ALL. think bout wat u say before commenting cause u will make yourself look like an idiot

  • the 2nd is the one that i hate more of the world, all the people going for strong weapons and they kill all, including you.

  • disagree on number 4 and 3

    reasons why: is because i dont see anything wrong with it and number 3 well it depends if the persons steals the kill than yea i considered him a noob but if he justs t-bags the opponent and doesnt steal his kill than thats aceptable plus its fun t-baging. My opinion

  • ways tell if ur a noob u hold left trigger to long and cant aim and u have no clue where ur going in the map thats is all chainsaw i have no problem if u get chainsawed by a noob that means u suck if its from behind i understand

  • Im legit 98, nearly 99 and these are ways to know your a noob

    Lancer or hammerburst at close range,use the B button(do it to me, get gibbed),think about using the B button,trash talk and then get raped(i rape trash),call an awsome player host when clearly not(they should tell everyone host)

    blame everything on lag,

    leave because you fail epicly

    if you wanna play with me message vG i JoIKeIR(friends list is full)

  • 1 way to tell if your a noob : make a video on 10 ways to tell if your a noob

  • i just started playing gears 2 and im a noob. xD

    i chainsaw

    i run from enemies (because i suck.. horribly)

    and whatever else a noob can do.

    but i have fun with the game.

    i get chainsaw'd, big freakin deal.

    i have whatever a noob can do to me, do to me.

    i don't care. so long as i have fun.

    POWA TO THE NOOBS!! xD

  • i agree on 8 i got about three kills on mw2 and the noobs got about 16

  • i dont agree ...those things are in the game to use {chainsaws and power weapons) so if what you say is true then people who use a shotgun or hammerburst are veterans.i dont think so..i only agree with the rash talkers...there garbage

  • you can't even teabag in this game you fucking retard

  • actually you can. if the enemy is against the wall(Dead) you can slide to the wall when their body is against it and keep crouching/standing up.

  • the only reason that i don't think chainsawing is 4 noobs is that ppl who don't chainsaw r most likely ppl who always hides behind cover and is scared 2 get up close and personal with enemies and do some serious pwnage 2 someone

  • everyone is a noob , we never play this game without being a noob , that´s to obvious ( if you try to don´t be a noob that´s useless) but at least you are trying to play the less noobish possible.

    nobbish or whatever is called !!!

  • ok u made this vid cause all dat stuff happened to u

  • ur not a noob if u go for the strongest weapon because if ur team doesnt get it then the other team will get it

    u r only a noob if u get the boomshot or torque bow all the time

  • I don't like people who use the gnasher's cross all the time !

  • im a chainsaw noob

  • i agree

  • number 2 is wrong tactically having the best weapon is common sence if you want to win

  • sense*

  • T-Bagging isn't nooby, although T-Bagging someone you did not down or on your team is nooby

  • 11. If U Are Looking This Video

  • i always losed unfairly =(

  • 6 and 5 woooo

  • chainsaw, power wepon , and tbagging people dont make u a noob

  • Chainsawing is just another excuse players who think their good use when they die by someone chainsawing them. If I get kicked for chainsawing one more time I'm gonna t bag them through the headset.

  • lol srry bud but i gotta disagree with the power weapon and chainsawing ones cuz my motto is to do whatever it takes to win.

  • 1. i will run away only when im alone left on my team and its 5v1 then i take them on 2 by 2 using walls to my advantage and GRENADES

  • i disagree with 4 (its very fun and pisses off the other person),2 strenth is key to victory, and 1 thats why you have a fucking chainsaw on your gun in thye first place

    and # 8 should be like # 1 or 2

  • i think taking kills that should belong to others that downed an enemy is quite stupid your team-mates wouldn't like you you steal their points. but chainsawing is ok it's hard to chainsaw a good player thats not coward!

  • who cant resist a t bag and number 2 is stupid your telling people to be idiots and if you can get away with a chainsaw and actually get in meely range withouut getting shot or blown to shit if you agree mark this comment with a plus

  • wtf is t-bag and if you ''t-bag'' and its apart of the game you should be able to use it

    and how is going for the best weapon on the map nooby i mean come on so what

    and i new it was coming chainsawing

    ITS APART OF THE FUCKING GAME YOU CAN USE THE GOD DAMN CHAINSAW

  • t-bag is where to take a downed enemy and go up and down multiple times with your characters pelvis.

  • Going for power weapons is neccesary for winning. Better your team to have it than let the other team get it and rape you with it. Even if you dont use it. Chainsawing, noobish but effective. I only chainsaw when people are pissing me off with chainsaw. I was playing gaurdian once and this guy kept chainsawing me..he became leader and my team mates flushed him out of his hiding spot, i hid as he came towards me and jumped out and chainsawed him. He was so pissed he quit.

  • heroic for making him quit dude,

    now quitting is a noob move

  • number 2 is wrong using a strong weapon is not noobish not knowing how to kill with it is tho

  • 7 and 8 r the same thing

  • im not exactly a noob(not sayin im very gd cz im nt ) but the chainsaw is sooooo fun 2 kill with

  • how do you "losed unfairly?"

  • Losed unfairly means if they glitched the game to get exp or win

  • grammar joke, rhetorical question

  • what is t-bag ????

  • i agree with all of them except for number one. i mean...it may look kinda stupit that most people go Rambo with chainsaws the whole time but...they insta-kill enemies (if you don't die trying to reach them :P) they are badass PLUS...!!! they r fun 2 use :D!!!

  • going for strong weapons is not noobish because if you don't get it first the other team will which will cause you to lose the match so i disagree with that

  • I agree with ken, everytime i play an online game on the map flood, the noobs on the other team get it. i always press jump during the countdown so i can get a headstart then grab the boom shot/torqure bow then change it to shotgun, so when the other person kills me the noob doesnt get it.

  • i cant stand when u can see somebody walkin around with his chain saw runnin and thats all they do is chain saw stand around corners waiting grrrrr

  • two piecing is the n00bs kill its the ressn i no longer play this game its so pointless what happend to the shot gun battles of gears 1 and yes you can still have them when the connctions gd

  • the connection was in gears 1 just as laggy so dont complain about that

  • im sorry but if you think that than u have a shtty internet coze i have no lag on gears 1

  • the second one is debatable cuz i only go there becuz every time more than 2 ppl go there

    and only when their team uses it the first round the whole time

  • i go for the strongest weapon on jacinto all the time. cause if u dont get sniper or hammer of dawn u dont have no chance of winning.

  • wtf no game clips?

    but lol i tbag downed allies. but its cool kuz we all know eachother and are just playing around

  • i tbag my teammates if they keep takeing my kills. an never pick them up

  • You should've put two piecing in here. Alot of people say it takes skill after the update, where you can't melee right out of a roadie run, but seriously, how many times is it going to happen where someone melees you right out of a roadie run? 3/10? 2 piecing still takes no skill. B - button and shoot, thats it.

  • takes more skill to two piece then to chainsaw like half the people on gears2 do.

  • I know, but at least half the time you can stop a chainsaw. It's kind of hard stopping a two piece, unless your host.

  • yea but somtimes they will miss the shot or get one shotted

  • it halirious how a whole team of noobs come straight at you all reving chainsaws this happened to me in a game earlier the whole team comes at me ready to chainsaw, and i kill them with a extremely lucky blindfire mortor xD last round and that gave my team the win LOL

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  • lol T-bagging someone who is down = noobs?? i agree if it isnt your kill . but if you downed the enemy and he trash talked then they deserve it lol. i only trash talk if I win in a laggy match. i also trash talk when someone lag switches, if i lose or win. i will say they suck for lag switching for glitching . ... its sad how people need to lag a game to get kills.. lol to bad i still own them 90 % of the time. GT= Kentar4565

  • ok thats lame i remember when everyone was 2 piecin!! but ppl just hate it wen it happens to them!!! thats why they call ppl noobs wen they 2 piece but they know they do it them selfs!!!!

  • yea i totally agree with you dude, some people love doing the two piece but they hate geting two pieced, and have the nerve to call someone a noob

  • number 8 should be 2. an going for the strongest weapon at the beginning of a match ain't being a noob if u dont get it someone on there team will.

  • you prolly two piece like a fag

    ultimate "noob"

  • u only think two piece is for noobs cause u cant do it.

  • first of all im not a hypocrite as i dont i can hold up legitimately ina shotgun battle without mindlessly mashing the BIG RED BUTTON must take skill to make this and have balls enough to call me out on it to you probably even do it on host! from behind people that arent playing about as lame as u making this gay ass video might as well put up your video clips as an example noob dont talk ever again a child could pull this off your skill equals zero
  • hahaha chainsaw noob is the correct word

  • ROFL, the whole t-bagging someones down.

    add me, o SUBLiiMiNAL o

  • You forgot about the horde noobs. Just yesterday i went down by an enemy grenade and some noob next to me decided to kill a Sire before reviving me. The only thing is this noob was trying to kill a sire by hitting him with his hammerburst. He was only about three feet away still hitting the sire when i was hit by a second grenade and died. I was so mad i left the game at that very moment. I hate noobs, i give them a bad rep so i won't have to ever play with them again.

  • i know because you have the chinsaw noobs at the fist way...they alway kill you when you meet them, right?

  • and number 1................. two piecing or double b bash now thats noob

  • That's half of the game? Let me guess you die all the time from people who double melee? Ha you suck! Now that's noob! No!!!

  • you left out flame thrower but other than that yes i totally agree

  • nice dude and yea i agree two piecing is not noobish throwing a fuckin smoke grenade then goin after an enemy is fuck noobish

  • Two piece when i need to. chainsaw when i need to. double b-bash when i need to jeez -.-. If some uy shoots me and i'm bout ot die im not gonna meet him head on i will roll and than two piece him. chainsaw is when someone comes up to me from behind while i shoot with my lancer and i dont have time to switch to another gun. People nothing is nubish ina game(unless someone hacked,glitched modded).N.U.B stands for non-use-less body. If it's in the game than use it yourself

  • if u dont go for the strongest wepon at the begining of the match you will most likely get pwned by whoever got the wepon....duh?

  • Two piecing is in fact noobish

  • You're just mad cause you don't know how to do it!

  • I'll admit every time I attempt to two piece it NEVER works for me. Then everytime I get two pieced I always die. That's why it sucks

  • Learn to spell

    And you are the noobist person I've ever met

    Only on horde a shotgun stuns small locust and melee attacking DOES in fact stun you

    Two piecing is noobish

    No one two pieced in gears 1 and now almost everyone does in gears 2 and almost everyone is a noob that does it

    If anyone else agrees thumbs up this comment

    And play the game with evidence to back up your opinion

    From what your writing you are clearly a two piecing noob who's majority of kills rely on you two piecing

  • uh huh, and the noobiest person that i'v ever met in gears, are people like you who dont know how to use the shot-gun. not two piecing, whenever people try to two piece me, i pull the R trigger, and then they magically die! omfg its a MIRACLE! no, its called being good at gears, and not being a whinny little bitch like you.

  • That's not being good at Gears, that's called Host retard

  • ah, so if im not two piecing im host, and when im not two piecing and im not host then i use the chainsaw, and if im not that either, i die, pretty much what ur saying, right? thats why i have a 2.1 K/D ratio in execution, right? cant be host every single time, called being good at gears, get over it. go ahead, keep getting chainsawed and two pieced, and keep being a whinny little bitch, i'll just keep killing ur ass.

  • Everyone knows your lying because your just a noob who himself two pieces, chainsaws, and glitches by doing lag switch or bridge host just to win when in reality you suck so badly

  • how come every time someone faces a person who actually knows how to play, they say something ignorant and stupid like you do? your comment just showed how weak and pathetic you really are. i dont waste time trying to bridge host and lag switch because im to busy killing people who talk shit about gears, just like you.

  • Why the hell do you keep saying "Like you"

    I sold this cappy game cause of shit like that, so you'll never be able to face me any way

    And I know your truely lying

    I know you always get two pieced or chainsawed everyday

  • why do you think im lying? and i'v already told you that i kill the people that chainsaw and two piece.. its not that hard, but if you cant see that then keep being a little crybaby about it. lol, its a good thing you sold your game, seeing as how you're terrible at it.

  • GUYS GUYS stop it just think about kittens in a barrel.

  • Hell yeah two piecing is noobish

    People do that cause there to scared to fight so they hit them to stun them

    And cause they can't get a kill without it

  • Two piecing is noobish

    Chainsawing is noobish

  • Y dosent anybody put 2 piecing its so nooby.And takes no skill.

  • Imagine if your playing Guardian and your the leader... are you gonna run away? Or try to get your team support? =)

    If some of my teamates steals my kill in a extreme case is not for noobs.

    Go for the strongest weapon on the map at the begining of the match? I rather have that weapon in my hands than in the hands of my enemy.

    Some of the things you told us on the video are right, some of them are part of the game (like chainsaw newbies).

  • running away from an enemy isnt that bad, trash talk aint that bad either if u back it up, t-bagging is fun at certain times too and it takes time so it aint that noobish cuz noobs cant get kills unless they steal a kill while ur tbagging someone (that RLY pisses me off),

  • rushing for power weapons is the best way to give ure team advantages....if ure team has sniper and theyre camping....u preety much won...scorcher is a powerful weapon to down with.....and boltock can be usedas medum range shotgun

  • rushing the weapon at the beginning isnt that noobish it gives your team a advantage sometimes

  • no thats not for noobs but i think that what he says is that he always go for the strong weapon, for example the boomshot and kill the others with it without can kill somebody with any other weapon

  • Completely agree with 'wwesucksnow'! Whatever happend to common courtesy in gears? Atleast every match I participate in, one of my downs is stolen by some jackass who thinks that putting one round into the enemy justifies himself to be the executioner. Now I don't mind if my team mate is in the heat of battle and needs a meat shield for support, I believe this is when a party member has the right-of-way to take a kill, of course this is my humble opinion.

  • 10)you are always a chainsaw victim.

    9)you have a chainsaw and you get killed by a person with boomshield.

    8)you get owned by shooty because of you tried to chainsaw.

    7)if somebody is not in your party you do not take their down.

    6)you do not take someone`s down when needed,(enemy is close)

    5)you get shot and meleed 5 times and you think your good because you killed everyone from the same spot(host).

    4)you miss with torque.

    3)you miss a snipe when ememy is staying still.

  • 2)when you planting nades you do not defend the nade room/or you put nades in the most obvious spots.

    and the number 1 way to tell if your a noob.

    1)you think Gears of war is a classic games.

    I hate halo 2 but it does not suck like gears 1.

  • aww im a noob an gonna make noobi excuses for my noobiness ... .. plz don t take my down s .. ionli get one kill a match .. don t tlk trah to me i mite cry ... don t t-bag me i mite enjoy it ... chainsawers are chainsaw noobz ,, but u mus be an all round noob HAHA

  • u want to get the power weapons so they dont get them and kill evrryone

  • i agree

    five stars

  • T-Bagging isn't nooby, it's just funny :D. Especially when I do it, because in wingman, I teabag them when they get up, and get my friend and I to double bat him so he gets downed again. Then more t-bagging. :)

  • teabag while they're down* >_>

  • lol just stomp their face instead of downing them over and over again, do have any clue how angry that makes somone, also they might get lucky and kill 1 of u when they get up.

  • Lol. We've had problems where... that has happened. But teabagging is like, the pasttime of xbox live. You can't just sit there and kill them, you have to like, savor the moment. Lmao.

  • lol iight you keep on teabaggin and ill keep on doin what i do

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  • i think you should change no. 1 to "if you only use a hammerburst in a match"

  • lol wow the chainsaw takes no skill to use and your saying that a weapon that you have to aim and control because of crazy recoil is a noob weapon, it bi-far one of the best weapons in the game.

  • this is pathetic .. 1 why the hell are the strongest weapons put on the map if u cnt pik them up .. i jus think u get owned , i t bag glitchers ,, and smart asses .. ( aka lv 100)

    legit 63 ViPxUnToUcHaBlE 107 koth suk on that ..

  • i agree the weapons are there to be taken advantage of and you should do that every opprotunity you get.